"Take off your pants? I said can we stop making such jokes, and what does it have to do with helping me to take off my pants. I said Duanmu, your impression in my heart is that you are a serious girl, you can't come nonsense, besides, there are so many people outside, even if you want to come to Hulai, can you make an appointment for a certain time?" Xiao Yi looked at Duanmu Ling who was holding a bottle in his hand and was completely stupid, when did Duanmu Ling become so open, if this kind of thing was put on Hao Meimei's body, it would be almost the same.

Duanmu Ling's little face turned red and spat, "What nonsense, I want some of your boys to use their urine, who wants to do that kind of messy thing with you, I really want to do that kind of thing and go out to find Ning Yuji!"

"You can't say that, I'm innocent with you, who told you not to make it clear, it's easy for me to misunderstand if you just let me take off my pants!

Xiao Yi was justified when he said this, he felt that what he said was right, fortunately his concentration was good, if it was an ordinary young man, he would have been misled by Duanmu Ling.

"There's a toilet in my room!Okay, don't talk about it, it's a shame, you can quickly give me some of your boy urine!" Duanmu Ling said impatiently.

Xiao Yi hesitated, he who was righteous and awe-inspiring just now had disappeared at this time.

If Duanmu Ling wanted his blood, Xiao Yi would definitely stretch out his arm without hesitation, and he could pump as much as he wanted.

But it's embarrassing to have a child's pee.,Child's urine is also urine.,Even if you add the word child, you can't make it look like a high-end foreigner.,Is it not urine if you add the word boy in front?

Don't say it's a child's urine, you are melamine with the name of Sanlu milk powder, isn't it still the same, melamine?

When he thought of giving a big bottle of his urine to a girl who was not very familiar with him, Xiao Yi felt that he was too perverted, he really couldn't do this kind of perverted thing!

"What are you doing in a daze, you don't have the goods right now, do you want me to help you get two glasses of water or something?"

Duanmu Ling held a bottle in her hand and kept gesturing towards Xiao Yi, don't you say that Xiao Yi really felt when he looked at the bottle.

He could only smile awkwardly and said, "I said Duanmu Ling, why don't you forget it, I think it's enough to have my blood, why bother getting these things again, it's disgusting, it's better for you to be a girl and not move!"

"What Duanmu Ling, I feel awkward when I hear it, didn't I say last time that you should call me Lingling. Isn't this just in case? You have to know that you can't actually draw much blood from a person's finger, this thing can only be used as a killer feature, and it is impossible to use it on a large scale, even if you prick both of your fingers, there won't be much.

But the boy urine is different.,As long as you're willing, we'll just splash each other with the boy urine and there's no problem.。

Originally, I wanted to use black dog blood or chicken blood instead, but in such a short period of time, where did you ask me to find a black dog? And I had to kill and bleed, I have never done such a thing, and I will not do it. ”

"I'll go and find it, can I kill it?"

"No, dogs are our human friends, I won't allow you to do this, and I won't allow you to kill other creatures in order to save people!" Duanmu Ling's attitude was very resolute.

"yes, so you recognize me, right, it's nothing to disgrace me, right? Xiao Yi was very unhappy in his heart.

"Brother Xiao Yi, don't be so stingy, don't I want to borrow you a little boy urine for use, it's not a big deal. You go and put the water yourself, I promise you won't visit on the side!"

"Oh, if you want to visit, I have to agree, and if I agree, you dare to visit! Forget it, as long as I can save Ou Zihao's life, it doesn't matter what I do, who made the two of us friends, I myself feel that I am too righteous! How much are you going to want?" Xiao Yi finally relented.

"Needless to say, naturally there are as many as you want, from now until the other party comes over tonight, as long as you have it, give it to me!"

"Is it necessary to use such a man?"

"Of course, this kind of thing is a consumable, naturally the more the merrier, even if it can't be used, it's nothing, I can save it!"

"Ahem, I heard you right, you just said that you plan to collect it?" Xiao Yi suddenly felt that his whole body was cold, maybe it was more terrifying than the walking corpse Duanmu Ling who was going to appear in a while, what kind of special hobby was this?

Duanmu Ling also understood why Xiao Yi was shocked, her face turned red again and said: "You are really annoying, I don't mean that, don't you understand, this thing has no expiration date, and I can't touch you every day, and the next time I want to use it, it would be good if I could leave a little and use it directly." ”

"Ahem, in fact, Lingling, although there are fewer virgins at my age in this world, it is not nothing, as long as you are willing to be good, you can always find it, why pay so much attention to these things. ”

Duanmu Ling actually pursed his lips and said: "You don't understand this, you are a martial arts practitioner, so the masculinity on your body is particularly heavy, so no matter what you use to deal with demons and monsters, the effect is better than that of ordinary people!"

So your boo is simply a treasure in the eyes of others, what should people do if they like your boo so much? I just feel that I can't do anything without your boo!

I've explained it clearly enough, you should go to the toilet quickly!" After speaking, Duanmu Ling pushed Xiao Yi into the toilet with a push.

Although Duanmu Ling should be praising Xiao Yi from the perspective of vocabulary, he always felt that something was weird, and he always felt that he was with a big pervert.

But Duanmu Ling has already said so much, if she still can't pee, it will be inappropriate, so Xiao Yi saw that there was no choice but to grit his teeth and take out his dingding, aiming at the spout and making a bang.

After finishing processing, Xiao Yi shyly took the small bottle and came to Duanmu Ling, and then very shyly stuffed the bottle to the other party.

Duanmu Ling looked at the contents of the bottle and nodded with satisfaction, "Yes, yes, the color is very good, I can even feel the masculinity coming out through the bottle." The only regret is that I am a little angry, remember to drink water often in the future. ”

Xiao Yi didn't know how he should answer this kind of question, he always felt that it was too perverted, could this be Duanmu Ling's occupational disease, if this was the case, how painful it would be for the people who married their family!

"You put your things away first, and then study it later, let's talk about how much you have taken me now, and I've already paid so much?"

Since things are born, let's give birth, Xiao Yi is a free and easy person, and he won't get entangled in such small things, anyway, only the two of them know about this matter, and some things are not a shame as long as many people don't know about them.

Duanmu Ling said with a solemn face: "Of course I'm sure, but I don't dare to pack the ticket, I have said that it is up to people to make things happen, and I have done everything I can do, as for whether it will be successful or not, it is not up to me to have the final say."

But Xiao Yi is relieved, although it is the first time for me to deal with this kind of thing, but I am already familiar with the basic procedures, so as long as there are no accidents and follow the procedures, there is basically no big variable. ”

It's over, Xiao Yi felt cold all over his body when he heard this, and he didn't even notice that Duanmu Ling's name for him had changed.

After making trouble for a long time, Duanmu Ling said that it was all in vain, although she had a theory, but it was the first time to actually fight.

Xiao Yi felt that it was not a reliable thing to hand over his life and Ou Zihao's life to Duanmu Ling.

This thing is not a game, the other party will not come with you step by step, who knows if there will be any moths at the critical moment. What should I do if there is a sudden situation, will Duanmu Ling, who has no actual combat experience, be dumbfounded by then?

"Don't, girl, I've already been so dedicated, why do you still say that, shouldn't we directly defeat the enemy with a devastating attack?

Duanmu Ling shook her head and said, "Sometimes the accumulation of quantity does not necessarily cause a qualitative leap, and it is indeed beneficial to have a little more of this thing, but this cannot be the ultimate weapon that determines this battle." Of course, if Xiao Yi is willing to help, it will be easy to say. ”

"You see you're out of sight, I said from the time I came in just now that if there is anything I can help, just say that I can even contribute blood, and what else can't I contribute!"

"Really, I didn't want to say this kind of thing, because it's a bit embarrassing to say it, but Brother Xiao Yi, since you agree, then I'll say it!"

Xiao Yixin said that you are too angry, you even want my boo, what can't you say?

"If it must be foolproof, I need a little bit of your yang essence from Brother Xiao Yi, which is another liquid that flows out of your dingding. So I said that it was very embarrassing, and when collecting yang essence, I had to personally cooperate with our family's ancestral set of mental methods, otherwise it would be useless to come out. ”

Although the expression on Duanmu Ling's face was very strict when she spoke, it was indeed like she was talking about serious things, but her complexion was already red to her neck, and she completely betrayed her.

"Ahem, you mean you're going to help me masturbate?" Xiao Yi pointed out the crux of the problem for a while.

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