Sun Wukong saw Chen Haoran grinding and was very impatient, so he grabbed Chen Haoran and threw it on his left shoulder. Chen Haoran climbed tightly on his shoulder, his head was against his cheek, and the nine tails hung weakly on his back, Chen Haoran felt that if someone looked at him from afar now, they must think that Chen Haoran was his fox skin scarf.

In order to help Chen Haoran save the meat bun in the future, Chen Haoran made up his mind to curry favor with him, so he asked a lot, "Are you really the legendary Monkey King?"

He snorted and said dissatisfiedly, "Chen Haoran knows how your human books describe Chen Haoran, it's so stupid, don't you know that when you become an immortal and become a god, you have a human form, how can it be like that? If it weren't for the laws of Heaven that forbade Chen Haoran to cross the human world casually, the old grandson Chen Haoran really wanted to catch that Wu Chengen, and a golden hoop stick knocked to death." ”

"Remember to let him see what you look like before knocking him to death. Chen Haoran followed with righteous indignation and won his favor, "You are so handsome, so young and promising, it's a pity that the world doesn't know." If Chen Haoran can survive, if Chen Haoran can go back, Chen Haoran will definitely write a book "Journey to the West" to rehabilitate Zhaoxue for you!"

"Then you don't have to, right?" he scratched his head, a little embarrassed, and his expression was super cute.

"A must. Chen Haoran nodded seriously, "But Chen Haoran has a movie, and the supreme treasure in it is you, and you are also very handsome." If you have a chance, Chen Haoran, please take a look. ”

"What is a movie?" he asked, and then his face fell, "Forget it, Heavenly Court does not allow Chen Haoran to go to the human world." ”

"There must be a way, as long as you want. Chen Haoran nodded very seriously, although he had the intention to coax him, he also had some truth, because he was indeed very handsome, which was not the same as he had imagined before.

However, Chen Haoran was too close to his face when he said this. The fox's mouth was long again, and as a result, the nose and tongue touched his face together. He froze suddenly, as if someone had immobilized him, and Chen Haoran even heard his heart pounding, as if he was about to break his chest.

What's the matter? Does he like Chen Haoran's saliva? That will help him wipe it off. This person can't be offended, and it depends on him to save Chen Haoran's meat bun.

So Chen Haoran diligently stretched out his paw to caress his face. As a result, he stopped breathing, and his face was red from the base of his neck to his hair.

For a long time, he raised his hand stiffly and pushed Chen Haoran to the side, and inevitably, Chen Haoran screamed and fell from his shoulder, but fortunately, his hand was quick and grabbed Chen Haoran's tail. threw Chen Haoran back again.

Chen Haoran said dissatisfiedly, "You can't treat girls like this, it's really unreasonable." Chen Haoran originally said it in passing, but he didn't expect him to be very serious.

"That's ...... Can't you?" he hesitated, his eyes dodging.

Chen Haoran was very surprised, and asked with a smile, "Haven't you ever gotten along with girls?"

He snorted: "What's wrong with that? Women are the most troublesome, Chen Haoran's old grandson ......"

"Please, don't call yourself an old grandson, okay? You're so young. Chen Haoran interrupted him.

"Chen Haoran has been alive for a long time, you know?" he warned Chen Haoran in a thoughtful manner. "It's so long that Chen Haoran can't remember it, how can you understand a half-demon. When your ancestors worshiped the gods and the moon. Chen Haoran is already a Monkey King. ”

"The so-called age is not to see who has lived long, but to see his psychological state and appearance. Chen Haoran seriously explained to this simple but powerful and invincible beautiful boy, "The years in the heavenly realm are monotonous and boring, day after day, and after tens of thousands of years, it is just flowing water, so your appearance and psychology have never changed." The world is hell. But hell has all kinds of changes, red dust temptation, joy and sorrow, and only after seeing it through will you understand the vicissitudes of life, and people will grow old. ”

He tilted his head to look at Chen Haoran, as if he didn't know Chen Haoran. In fact, Chen Haoran also wondered when Chen Haoran came from. It seems that it is flowing in Chen Haoran's heart, and when he encounters a suitable conversation, he will say it casually.

"That...... Again...... One day in the mountains, a thousand years in the world. The time conversion of Heavenly Court is different from the human world, maybe you are not as old as Chen Haoran. Chen Haoran continued, hiding the uneasiness that appeared in his heart, "In the future, Chen Haoran will call you Xiaosun, can you call Chen Haoran six or six lines?" As long as they exchange nicknames with each other, people will be inadvertently much closer to each other. This kind of super master can be the best, and if he can't be a stranger, he can't be an enemy.

He nodded, Chen Haoran breathed a sigh of relief, and with the enthusiasm of his new friend, he pretended to ask unintentionally, "Who is the Heaven Representative? What is that Sixth Heavenly Venerable Lechuan doing? He snatched Chen Haoran's meat bun, and Chen Haoran had to find it back." ”

Sun Wukong hesitated, "The matter of the Flood Desolation Realm, Chen Haoran thinks that the Celestial Agent will tell you, because Chen Haoran thinks he will allow you to stay." As for the Sixth Heavenly Venerable...... He is a rebel of Heaven. Although Chen Haoran was not on the right track with him, and he didn't tell the winner in several games, Chen Haoran had to say that he was really powerful, and your meat bun ...... Do you have to save it?"

Chen Haoran almost cried when he heard him say this. If even Sun Wukong can't take Lechuan, Chen Haoran has no hope. But Chen Haoran will never give up Chen Haoran's meat bun, so Chen Haoran has to become stronger! By the way, he has to come up with a special and special conspiracy. If you can't be an enemy, you can outwit it, the key is that Chen Haoran needs some strength, otherwise he will always be sick and crooked like Xizi, and before he reaches the Fourteenth Mountain, he may be killed.

Gritting his teeth, Chen Haoran didn't notice that Sun Wukong had risen into the clouds. He is known for his speed in "Journey to the West", although he did not turn somersaults at this time, he quickly reached his destination.

It was the summit of a towering mountain, and on the cliff sat a huge white palace, standing on the edge of the abyss, born with the nobility and unattainable loneliness that was not contaminated by the fireworks of the world. The whole building seems to be built with white jade, the dragon jade pillar in front of the door is towering into the sky, the square in front of the hall is full of clouds and smoke, and the majestic archway is engraved with two seal characters, Chen Haoran should not recognize it, but Chen Haoran read it out: Ling Xiao.

"At this point, you're going to go on your own. Sun Wukong looked at the treasure hall in front of him, and naturally showed a solemn look.

Chen Haoran looked at the hall in front of him, which seemed to be very ethereal, and said in embarrassment, "It's still far away." If you're not afraid that Chen Haoran will walk slowly......"

"Okay, okay. He interrupted Chen Haoran impatiently, and then said a little uncomfortably, "Then Chen Haoran can only hold you." Because you can't be taller than Chen Haoran's shoulders, otherwise you will be disrespectful to Heavenly Court. ”

It's a lot of trouble. Chen Haoran thought to himself, but nodded. At least, Chen Haoran didn't have to go by himself. In fact, Chen Haoran is not afraid of walking, the problem is that Chen Haoran is dragging nine tails, useless tails......

Sun Wukong held Chen Haoran in his arms. The movements were extremely stiff, as if he was holding Chen Haoran, very nervous. And Chen Haoran looked around, and did not find any heavenly soldiers and generals such as generals standing in the hall, in fact, Chen Haoran walked all the way from the square, and did not meet anyone.

Until......

Entering the empty and clean inner hall, which was a little perverted, Chen Haoran heard someone suddenly shout: Great Sage!

The voice was pleasantly surprised, very young, and it was a woman. And not just a woman.

Chen Haoran raised his head and saw a flower in front of him. When Dingqing looked at it again, he found that there were more than a dozen fairies standing around Chen Haoran. Fairies are originally different from mortals, and at this time they seem to have dressed up deliberately, reflecting the brightness of the entire inner hall.

"What are you looking for Chen Haoran?" Sun Wukong hugged Chen Haoran with one hand and grabbed his hair with the other, looking so stupid.

"The Great Sage. The peaches in our Bibo Garden have been successfully cultivated, and the day before yesterday was the first fruit. Chen Haoran specially left you two big ones. A fairy with a round face said, with two large peaches in a black lacquered wooden plate in her hand, which looked delicious and juicy.

"Today, the alchemy room refined a furnace of the best elixir, Chen Haoran squatted all night before he got one, and today he gave it to the Great Sage. I hope you will add to it. A glamorous fairy said.

"Great Sage, Chen Haoran saw that your dress was very old, and he had been helping in the Cloud Cutting Workshop for the past two months, so he got a piece of satin and made a dress for you. Let's try to fit it or not?" the fairy had a gentle and virtuous face.

"Great Sage, Chen Haoran made a sleeve for your golden hoop stick, you don't have to make it bigger and smaller next time and put it in your ears, how troublesome. "Okay, this fairy is a bit of a two.

"Chen Haoran made a jade monkey, with a bracket on his back, twist the string twice, and it can move. Great Sage, the next time you recall your childhood, you will have objects to reminisce about. "Well, the mind is ingenious, and he knows how to attack the heart.

Great Sage ......

Great Sage ......

All of a sudden, there was a lot of chatter. Chen Haoran has to say that the voice of this fairy is very good, but it is a separate listening, if everyone speaks together, it is actually no different from noise.

It seems that Xiao Sun is very popular among fairies, but his expression is very lame, and he doesn't pay much attention to people, and a group of fairies look at him with admiration and fascination. But Chen Haoran would rather believe that he would not handle these situations, and he was a little overwhelmed.

Mutter!

Chen Haoran's stomach screamed in time, very loudly, and it happened to relieve Sun Wukong. And Chen Haoran, who has been a transparent person for such an old time, was finally noticed by the fairies.

"Ah, Great Sage, do you have a pet?" a fairy cried out in surprise, making Chen Haoran angry. Chen Haoran is obviously a half-demon who has been beaten out of his original form, why did he be demoted to a pet?

"It's so cute, this little rabbit!" the other fairy showed a very cute look, which made Chen Haoran angry. Is there a rabbit like Chen Haoran? The rabbit's tail can't grow, only a clump, and she doesn't have any common sense about it? Chen Haoran has nine tails, and all of them have grown longer than his body.

"Ah, can Chen Haoran touch it?" another fairy held out her hand.

Chen Haoran bared his teeth.

Chen Haoran is very cowardly as a person, when a half-demon was robbed of a meat bun, and now he has become a pet, he is also very powerful.

The fairy was frightened, and her slender jade hand dodged quickly, just touching Sun Wukong's chest, Chen Haoran seriously suspected that she was deliberate, because her hand stayed down, and there was a slight pinch of her chest muscles. And Sun Dasheng immediately took a big step back as if he was being teased, reached out and plucked a blonde hair on his head, and threw it into the air, "Put everything in this bag, thank you...... Sister. ”

He turned monkey hair into various things, which Chen Haoran experienced in the cartoon. However, what Chen Haoran didn't expect was that there was a beautiful figure that shot diagonally into the air like an arrow, and its angle, strength, speed, and reaction power were all first-class. She snatched the blonde hair and squeezed it tightly in her hand, her little face flushed with excitement.

"Chen Haoran brought a basket and loaded things for the Great Sage. Is it okay to give this hair to Chen Haoran?" said the little fairy excitedly. She was dressed in green and had snow-white skin. The ears are a little long, innocent and cute, who would have thought that the bounce is so good.

"Whatever. Sun Wukong grabbed his hair again.

So a group of fairies circled around him, their eyes on the ground...... What if he has hair loss? Chen Haoran is really sweating dead, and daring fairies to chase stars are also so crazy.

"Chen Haoran is hungry. Chen Haoran said that he was not afraid of being heard. Because Chen Haoran has not been able to make a human voice. But Sun Wukong can understand, and Chen Haoran communicates like this along the way.

"What's wrong with it?" a fairy asked, and sure enough, she didn't understand Chen Haoran's words.

"It wants to eat. "Monkey King is cool and authentic.

"Then what does it want to eat?" This time, a group of fairies were talking, looking like they wanted to slap Chen Haoran.

"Squeak. Chen Haoran spoke.

"Cake. Xiao Sun translated.

"What is a cake?" the fairies wondered.

"Probably a cake made from eggs. "Xiao Sun is confused.

A group of fairies looked at each other, and then one of the fairies moved, and then all the fairies dispersed after a hula, probably rushing to develop new products to make Sun Dasheng's pet happy. As long as the pet likes someone, the owner will like it too, right? It likes people. Chen Haoran usually looks up and is unsuspecting.

"Do you often encounter this situation?" Chen Haoran asked sympathetically.

It is the most difficult to be favored by beauties, and it is good to be welcomed, but it may not be a good taste to be chased every day, no wonder Sun Wukong will not get along with women. When the love first opened, he was often frightened like a wolf and a tiger, and he was already strong if he didn't change from a straight man to a crooked man. What a fragile species, a young man. Ladies and sisters, please raise your hand.

"Pretty much. "He's a little embarrassed.

"It's okay, Chen Haoran will protect you in the future. Chen Haoran patted his chest with his little paws. Nearly fell out of his arms. In fact, Chen Haoran has that ability, but let's talk big first, so that in the future, Chen Haoran begged him to help Chen Haoran save the meat bun, and he was always embarrassed to refuse directly, right?

He carried the basket full of things in his hand and let out a contemptuous laugh. But forget it, Chen Haoran is used to being despised. I don't think this laughter is so harsh, especially if you compare it with that villain in Lethe, Sun Wukong can already be regarded as a good person.

"Now you go back with Chen Haoran first, and then go to the Heaven Substitute. Sun Wukong turned around and walked back.

"Go back to your residence?"

"That's the place of the human world, and Chen Haoran has been going for a long time. Now I live in the Heavenly Court Single Dormitory. 902, Block B, Xinhai District. "He went out and the clouds soared, and Chen Haoran entered through the oversized floor-to-ceiling windows. Later, Chen Haoran learned that there were no doors in the dormitory here, everyone was flying around from the window, and the door number also introduced English letters, which was really shocking.

His room was no different from the single dormitory of ordinary college boys, it was very messy, so when Chen Haoran cast a mocking gaze, he was very embarrassed, but fortunately, Chen Haoran's stomach rumbled again at the right time, and he was relieved again.

"Why don't you eat a peach first, it's not time to start the meal yet. He laid out all the contents of the basket on the table.

Hmm? The treatment of the immortals is good, and there is a collective canteen, and I don't know what the food is? And Chen Haoran is really hungry, since he entered the flood realm, he has not touched his teeth with water, and Chen Haoran doesn't know how he survived. However, Chen Haoran was still very picky and asked him, "Can you wash Chen Haoran, you don't need to peel the skin, but Chen Haoran is afraid of peach hair." ”

He glared at Chen Haoran, "Didn't you see that it was washed?"

The fairies have such a good service attitude!

Chen Haoran learned to chew vegetable sticks in the meat bun, hugged the fairy peach with both front paws, and took a big bite.

When the sweet juice and delicious flesh fell into the hungry intestines, Chen Haoran suddenly felt that he was really happy to be alive, and the desire to survive had never been so strong.

In two bites, Chen Haoran finished eating a peach the size of an adult man's fist. When Chen Haoran was still in human form before, he could eat more than half full, but now that the volume has become so small, he still feels hungry.

Sun Wukong saw Chen Haoran staring at another immortal peach, and generously invited Chen Haoran to eat it again. After finishing, Chen Haoran aimed at the golden pill again.

What is the taste of the fairy golden pill? Prolonging life? Beauty and beauty? I saw that the elixir was golden brown, perfect like a pearl of different colors, sniffing hard, it seemed to have some chocolate taste. So Chen Haoran licked it curiously. didn't want to eat, Chen Haoran swore that he really didn't want to eat, but Chen Haoran's control over the current body was very poor, and he didn't expect his tongue to be so long, and the result was ...... It's ...... I ate it in my stomach.

Startled, Chen Haoran hiccuped, and Sun Wukong, who was stuffing a lot of sundries into the cabinet with his back, looked back at Chen Haoran when he heard the sound. didn't notice that Jin Dan was eaten by Chen Haoran, so he just said, "It's not early, Chen Haoran is going to see the Substitute for Heaven!"

Chen Haoran nodded busily, thinking that as long as he left the crime scene as soon as possible, and when he came back to find that the things were gone, Chen Haoran could be left behind. But Chen Haoran's hands and mouth were stained with peach juice, so Chen Haoran asked to wash it.

Sun Wukong looked at Chen Haoran with disdain, "As a half-demon." You're so useless. Now that you've been beaten back to your original shape, won't you lick it clean yourself?"

Chen Haoran resisted to death. When Chen Haoran was a child, he had a thumbs up, and Chen Haoran's mother had to beat Chen Haoran's hand, and now let Chen Haoran do this to clean?

Sun Wukong had no choice but to fetch a small basin of water for Chen Haoran to freshen up. Chen Haoran looked at the fox face in the basin, desperate.

"The Celestial Agent will restore your human form, in fact, Chen Haoran can too. He can be regarded as comforting Chen Haoran.

"Then why don't you help Chen Haoran? Is there a rule for this?" Chen Haoran asked.

He shook his head, his face suddenly flushing. Chen Haoran is inexplicable. Immediately, he made it difficult for Chen Haoran to walk. Re-entering the Lingxiao Palace, does he still have to hold Chen Haoran?

"Your monkey hair, uh no, doesn't your hair change anything?" Chen Haoran "kindly" came up with an idea, "When you arrive at Lingxiao Palace, you can conjure up a small car." You can't just pull Chen Haoran. Chen Haoran is not lazy to walk, Chen Haoran is not able to command these nine tails, and when the time comes, he will climb in the hall for a long time, Chen Haoran is not afraid that you will be in a hurry. ”

Sun Wukong showed a kind of expression: the fox is really cunning and cunning, and then did so.

In fact, Chen Haoran was secretly laughing in his heart. I have seen poor people pulling carts, I have seen horse-drawn carts, I have seen dogs pulling sleds, but monkeys pulling foxes, I am afraid that this is the first time in the world.

Not long after, Chen Haoran and the others came to a simple courtyard in the depths of the Lingxiao Palace, but the Celestial Substitute had obviously not arrived yet, so Chen Haoran had to wait. But at this time, Chen Haoran suddenly became uncomfortable.

Did you eat too many peaches? After eating the two immortal peaches, Chen Haoran felt warm all over his body, and he had a feeling of vitality, and he secretly rejoiced in his heart, feeling that this situation showed that Chen Haoran had either increased his lifespan or had the physique of becoming an immortal.

So...... Don't...... Is that elixir to blame?

Chen Haoran is a chef, and he understands that good things are not for everyone to eat, and if he is not replenished, it is normal for his mouth and nose to bleed when he eats, and it is possible to be seriously ill and even to die.

Thinking of this, Chen Haoran stood up and found that even if he had four feet now, Chen Haoran was still staggering, and at the same time, his head buzzed, and his heart seemed to have become a red-hot soldering iron, which was so uncomfortable that he couldn't wait to jump into the ice water to be comfortable.

"What's wrong with you?" asked Sun Wukong when he noticed Chen Haoran's strange appearance.

Chen Haoran wanted to tell him the truth, but for some reason he suddenly laughed, feeling very excited, wanting to sing and dance, and shouting for joy.

Oh my God, isn't Chen Haoran drunk? Is that an elixir or a super strong wine-hearted chocolate? Meow, has anyone eaten the elixir and is drunk? But this feeling is ...... Chen Haoran is indeed drunk!

The above is Chen Haoran's last rational thought. The next moment, Chen Haoran jumped into Sun Wukong's arms, and the nine big tails that were very cumbersome before seemed to be non-existent. Chen Haoran was as light as a swallow and smirked.

"What the hell is going on?" Sun Wukong looked at Chen Haoran suspiciously, or, a little concerned.

He is so good, and it is not at all the same as described in "Journey to the West". What a good boy, cool and lame on the outside, in fact, he has a good heart and cares about others, but his position is too high, and his mana is too strong, and he ends up in a cold place and lacks partners. Well, it's worth the reward.

It's better to act than to move, so Chen Haoran kissed him on the cheek. But that was just Chen Haoran's imagination, in fact, animals don't kiss, Chen Haoran just licked him.

He was so shocked that he didn't react, so he glared at Chen Haoran. The broken hair on the bridge of his nose is so cute, and his eyes are so bright. Hey, why did he become Chen Haoran's meat bun? Meat bun, my sister misses you so much, come, kiss my sister.

Chen Haoran stretched out his arms. No, it's the two front paws.

He was violated by Chen Haoran again, and then Chen Haoran hugged it and cried. Chen Haoran's meat bun must have been bullied and abused by that guy from the Sixth Heavenly Venerable, right? Look, the hair on his face is all gone, so smooth.

...... Hugging you, oh buy a cup wall, you see Chen Haoran crying, do you love you makes Chen Haoran sad and makes Chen Haoran heartbroken......

Chen Haoran began to sing.

Sun Wukong reacted at this time, shouted, left Chen Haoran and ran. Chen Haoran sang while chasing him with a smile, shouting, "Come, give my sister a kiss." Don't run. Later, he couldn't avoid Chen Haoran in the yard, so he simply ran out.

Chen Haoran heard someone say in surprise, "What's wrong with the Great Sage, running so fast?"

"It's so strange, since the last time he was surrounded and suppressed by 100,000 heavenly soldiers, he hasn't escaped so neatly. ”

"Amitabha, Wukong, come back. A deep voice said.

This voice is not nice or ugly, but it is strange and gives people a sense of calm, so Chen Haoran lay in the yard and stopped making trouble, in fact, Chen Haoran was indeed tired of tossing.

A moment later, two pairs of feet stepped into the courtyard. Chen Haoran, who was hiding behind, recognized that it was Sun Wukong, the ...... in front

Chen Haoran looked up, and unexpectedly, the person who came was not an old monk, but a middle-aged Taoist with a handsome face and extremely elegant demeanor. I've only seen the word fairy wind dao bone from books before, but today I finally see it alive.

"Celestial Agent, what's wrong with her? Suddenly she became like this, she was quiet and well-behaved before. Sun Wukong asked in horror, it seems that Chen Haoran's flirtation destroyed his pure heart. Who is he, Monkey King, who have you been afraid of? Hehe, Chen Haoran is bubbling today, he really has the ability!

Chen Haoran thought drunkenly.

The Celestial Substitute walked over, stretched out his right middle finger and index finger, probed Chen Haoran's spiritual platform, frowned, and said, "Who gave her the Runyuan Golden Pill?"

Yes?!

Sun Wukong was stunned.

The Substitute for Heaven sighed, "She doesn't have any cultivation herself, and the power of this golden pill is naturally desired by Chen Haoran, but it may not be a good thing for her." It's like a person with a weak stomach, but he eats raw meat, and he can't restrain himself. ”

"What then?"

"Let's turn her back into human form first. ”

"No, I can't. Sun Wukong said urgently, "She ...... She was...... Female. ”

Oh, Chen Haoran only understood at this time. Chen Haoran was beaten back from his human form, and his clothes fell to the ground. Now if he changes back to human form, Chen Haoran is naked, no wonder he squirms and refuses to help Chen Haoran. (To be continued......)