Tick.

Yoshiyun closed his eyes, and he seemed to hear the sound of oil dripping on the table.

He relaxed his arms and swallowed the braised pork in one gulp.

Goo.

Yiyun's throat rolled, and he sighed in satisfaction.

At the same time, the unicorn arm returned to its original state.

"Oh, it's really delicious. Yiyun reverently bowed to the plate of braised pork and muttered. "Thank you for having more traces of you in my life. ”

His series of actions are smooth, and his lines are refined and natural, as if he has done it many times before.

Qingyunshang smiled, she was really poked and laughed by Yiyun's stupid appearance.

"Senior brother, don't be so desperate. You see it scares Hei. Linlin soothed Xiao Hei, whose hair stood up, and said angrily.

"What?" Yiyun said with a puzzled look on the mouse's ghostly expression. "Did I do anything?"

"You still confessed to the third senior sister!!" Linlin said in frustration. "I thought my senior brother only liked Linlin..."

"Alright, alright. At the critical moment, Qingyunshang was still reliable, she stopped the ear conversation between the two with a smile on her face, and taught her like an adult. "Don't talk while you're eating. ”

After the three + a mouse finished eating quietly, Linlin picked up the bowl and washed it very obediently. She could use her spells to instantly cleanse the oil stains, but Linlin was still stubborn in wanting to become a mortal again.

Because of those carefree days, it really made her nostalgic.

Yiyun explained very flatteringly after the meal, "I must have just turned on the switch of the foodie form", but unfortunately the angry Linlin shook her hair and didn't listen.

Looking at the little girl's back, Yiyun touched the tip of her nose with a wry smile, and was stunned.

"Oh, by the way, brother, come with me to your school tomorrow. ”

Qingyunsheng, who didn't know what was tidying up, came out of a corner with such a sentence.

"Huh, what are you doing?"

"I contacted your principal during the day and helped you with the withdrawal procedures. Qingyunshang said lightly.

"Yes. Huh?what?" Yiyun was startled, and he yelled at him. "What, you, have you ever cared about other people's feelings so suddenly, I'll go! Can you learn such a complicated thing with a sweep of immortal sense?"

As soon as these words came out, he regretted it.

Sure enough, the Qingyun put down the things in his hand, swept his sharp gaze towards Yiyun, and immediately said in a cold voice. "Senior brother is saying that junior sister is unreasonable?"

"Ah, how to talk about this, maybe I inadvertently opened the state of death..."Yiyun sweated on his forehead and continued to talk nonsense.

"Hmph!" Qing Yunshang snorted coldly. "Senior brother, do you know how much trouble you caused by swallowing that fruit?"

Without waiting for Yiyun to speak, she continued. "The fruit is a bait made by all the nations. The purpose is to arouse the madness of the remnants of the Terrans who are sleeping all over the Terrans - how do you think the Golden Demon found you? ”

"Damn. Yiyun was shocked. "Yunshang save me!"

Hearing this, Qingyunshang's face was a little pale, but he still didn't have a good temperament. "So let you quit school, the fourth senior sister has already arranged for you to go to an extremely safe place. ”

"Oh. Yiyun nodded obediently.

"Senior brother, do you have acquaintances here? ”

After hearing this, Yi Yun's mind first appeared Hou Tao's face, and then shook his head - people are living well here, so don't drag him to death together. ”

"That's right, brother. Qingyunshang said coldly.

"What?" Yiyun was puzzled.

"We're going to get married in three months, and who do you think we should invite? The green goddess put down this sentence, and Shi Shiran left.

Yiyun hadn't come back to his senses for a while, waiting for him to understand. I almost cried.

"What the hell just happened. He looked up to the sky and howled.

"This god's pace is too fast, and the concubine really can't keep up with the beat!

Next.

"Ha~" Yiyun stretched comfortably, he picked up the water cup and walked to the door of the bathroom. I pushed the door and didn't move.

"Someone. Qing Yunsheng's voice came from inside.

Yiyun turned around expressionlessly and fell on the sofa. It didn't take long for the snoring to start.

Half an hour later, Yiyun took the water glass and went to the bathroom again.

"Someone. Linlin's voice came from inside.

Yoshiyun stiffened again and walked to the couch.

Another half hour passed.

"Squeak. Blackie's voice came from inside the door.

Click.

A nerve in his brain was broken.

"A son of the sand!" yelled Yiyun as he lifted the table. "You can just find a corner to solve it, okay! There are so many advantages of human beings, you have to learn this if you don't want to learn this! It's really not my race..."

Qing Yunsheng, who was passing by, heard his roar. couldn't help but stop and beg at him. "Senior brother, the kitchen also has a water pipe. ”

"Huh. Yiyun sneered without looking back. "The truth of washing up in the morning is to wipe away the filth of yesterday little by little in front of the mirror. If you can't smirk in the mirror and wash up, you'll lose the meaning of being a human being. ”

"Oh. Qingyunshang opened the bathroom expressionlessly. Picked up Blackie, who was looking in the mirror, and threw it out, then closed the door again.

"Squeak!" Xiao Hei, who rolled out of the embarrassment, let out a hissed in pain, and then ran to Linlin with his tail between his legs.

"Huh, this smells..."Yiyun caught the smell of his shampoo from Xiao Hei, and he tugged at the corners of his mouth. Road. "I miss the life when no one grabbed the mirror with me. ”

"Someone. Qing Yunshang came to the sentence at the right time.

...

Because it took so much time to snatch the bathroom, it was already past school time when I arrived at school.

"Uncle, open the door. Yiyun slapped the closed iron door and shouted.

"Huh?" the janitor opened a window and looked in, and couldn't help but be amused. He narrowed his eyes.

"Young man, do you want to talk to your uncle this time?"

This old man is the one who asked Yiyun last time if he was dead.

"Ugh. Yiyun said helplessly. "I'm here to drop out. ”

Hearing this, the uncle's face became quite solemn. He stared at the former with a scrutinizing gaze. "You've already used this trick for others. ”

"What?" Yiyun blinked, not understanding what he meant.

The uncle patted the campus rules on the wall and said. "Article 4 of the school rules states that students who are late cannot enter the campus on the same day and need to find their parents to come to the school. ”

Yiyun's face was so black after hearing this.

"Here you come. He said something to Qing Yunsheng, and stepped aside.

Qingyunsheng, who had finished dressing up, smiled lightly, she stepped forward and talked to the doorman. After a while, the uncle opened the iron door with a smile. (To be continued.) )