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Dingfeng often envy the heroes of the rivers and lakes, and the road is uneven, drawing swords and anger, and cherishing the life of the people. When the wine comes, you need to drink a thousand glasses to enjoy it.

Thousands of miles of smoke and waves are empty, and look, when the wind is light and the clouds are light. When will the love be exhausted? soothe the heart, and one thought will become stupid and one thought will be foolish.

Hello, Jianghu.

I finally got my wish and became an alternate martial arts person, weishenme is an alternate, because I have been mixed in this Jianghu organization called the Four Seas Gang for four or five years, and I am only a low-level miscellaneous disciple. Miscellaneous disciples, as the name suggests, are subordinates who specialize in serving people in the rivers and lakes.

I'm an amateur writer.,This is my real identity.,And my professional identity in this martial arts shijie is a miserable teenager.,My parents died when I was a child.,Reduced to a beggar on the streets.,Zuihou was fooled into becoming a low-class person by an elder who claimed to be a big faction of rivers and lakes to learn martial arts as bait.,With no salary.,Just eat and sleep The low treatment of becoming a low-class subordinate.。 Well, the Jianghu people never put themselves in the position of the exploiting class, and those who call girls, slaves or others are also our disciples. You must know that upholding justice and doing the right thing for heaven is their moral high ground, which cannot be slandered, so there is a strange profession of miscellaneous disciples.

Some people will ask, did I cross over?

Okay, I crossed over, you can think of it as a crossing, or you can think of it as a fantasy, in short, this is not the key to the development of the plot, if you are interested, you will slowly dig deeper, and if you have no opinion, listen to me.

Name: Xiao ZuoGender: MaleAge: FifteenOccupation: Miscellaneous DiscipleHobbies: Daze, looking at the ceiling, seeing when it will rain today.

Ideal: Learn a shocking stunt, and then find a wife who is like a flower and jade, and smile proudly.

Whenever I look at the ceiling in a daze, and at the same time think of my lofty ideals, I can't help but mentally scold the low-level deacon of the Four Seas Gang who abducted me to do child labor, and once lied in front of the innocent and young me that he was a martial arts master, a rosacea-nosed old man of an elder, and that he was not sick.

Hua Wuxian deceived my feelings, so I decided to steal his cheats. After entering the inner courtyard of the Four Seas Gang Headquarters for a while, I found that the old man still has a few brushes in his hands, although he is still 108,000 miles away from the peerless master in my mind, but the level of martial arts is not the point, as long as he knows it. My wish is also quite simple, learn a trick and a half, and in the future I will apply for a thug bodyguard from a certain gentleman's family, and then I can live a happy life of flirting with women from good families in my spare time and pleasing everyone's ladies when I am busy.

Hehe, thinking about it, I couldn't help laughing out loud, so frightened that the little junior brother next to me who was making a fire looked at me in amazement: Senior brother, are you a demon barrier?

I glared at the eight-year-old kid in front of me, my poor little junior brother Xiaodoubao. It's pitiful, the eight-year-old child is a youthful and innocent age, but he is deceived by these heroes who deceive the world and steal his name to serve the subordinates, and the dark rivers and lakes are too inhumane. Looking at the little junior brother's dark face, I was so angry, Nima, it was the old immortal Hua Wuxi, I don't know if this was the first few bones he boasted of that he had never encountered in a hundred years.

Ya, if you don't steal all his cheats, I won't be called Xiao Zuo!

After cooking a meal for nearly 50 people in the front yard, it was getting dark, and it was already dusk, and the time was close to 7:00PM. In ancient times, people did not have any nightlife, either staying at home to tease their sons and coaxing women, or they were in the green building, vassal and elegant, drunk and dreaming of death. It's really monotonous and boring. But the old man does not belong to either of these two, he is a single and lonely old man, and he does not seem to be close to women, and every night after eating is either settling accounts or sleeping, and there is only one night, that is, the third day of the month.

And tonight is the third year of junior high school, and the old man will go to the mangosteen forest alone to stay for two hours, and these two hours are the best time for me to steal cheats.

However, the problem in front of me at this time is that I can't shake off a small tail.

"Senior brother, senior brother, you said that there will be so many stars in the sky?"

“.........”

"Senior brother, senior brother, you said that it will be dark in weishenme, and people in weishenme will sleep when it gets dark?"

“.........”

"Senior brother, senior brother, you said that other senior brothers in weishenme will snore when they sleep, but I weishenme won't?"

“.........”

Whenever I have nothing to do at night, the cute and hateful little bean bag pesters me, and the strange questions in my head make people speechless. This guy's curiosity is too strong, it is difficult for him to want to become an ancient physicist, and he asks scientific questions such as the knowledge of things.

"Xiaodoubao, do you listen to Senior Brother?" I looked at him with a serious face and said very seriously.

Beanbao hesitated for a moment, then nodded. It's good to be obedient, but I'm afraid that you won't be obedient.

"So, Xiaodoubao, it's not that my senior brother can't answer these questions, but that I need to make some preparations, you go to bed obediently, and I will show you tomorrow night, and you will be clear. ”

Little Doubao looked at me suspiciously, his face full of disbelief.

"Senior brother, can I prepare with you? I can help. ”

"You can't help with what I'm going to prepare. ”

"But senior brother, I helped you do half of the work of chopping firewood for cooking, laundry and sweeping the floor. Xiao Doubao looked at me aggrievedly, that look was very treacherous and dark.

"That's not going to work either. Brother, what I want to do is what only a man can do, and you can't help a little kid. ”

"What is something that only a man can do, and how old does it have to be to be a man?"

The little guy thinks quickly and asks questions that are straight to the point, straight to the joints. This hurt me, and I knew that I would have gone to the old quack doctor to ask for some sweat medicine to charm him.

"I said you are a little brat, where did you come from so much nonsense, how far your thoughts are, you can get out of my way for me!"

"How far does that senior brother think?"

“......”

I looked at Xiao Doubao angrily, and Xiao Doubao looked at me with tears in his eyes, and I didn't know whether to pretend to be pitiful and sympathetic, or if I was really wronged and sad. Hey, hey, this kid doesn't give up, he can't get rid of it, and he can't bear to fight. Forget it, it's really hard to do a good thing if you don't give him some explosive material.

I pulled Xiaodoubao to my side and said in my ear: "Xiaodoubao, what I have to do next is very serious, but it is related to our happy life in the future, you can't hold me back at a critical time." ”

"Senior brother, what kind of happy life?"

One hundred thousand weishenme came again, I was patient, and said calmly: "Xiaodoubao, do you hate Hua Wuzhi?"

"Hate!"

Xiaodoubao gritted his teeth, looking like he wanted to drink his blood and eat his flesh. Xiao Doubao's hatred for the old man is indeed much stronger than mine, I heard Xiao Doubao say that he was originally the little master of the big landlord's family, just because he wanted to learn a good martial arts, he was deceived by the old man Hua to do hard labor. I want to come to a rich young master who is so dignified to stretch out his hand to eat and open his mouth, but now he has become a little guy who cooks on the fire, can he not hate the culprit?

"That's good, I'll tell you the truth, I'm going to steal that old guy's martial arts cheats tonight, and we'll run away when we get it!"

"Can you escape?"

The little guy was young, but he was very smart, and at once he found the most debatable part of my words. Well, I really didn't plan to run away, because I couldn't get out. Although this Four Seas Gang is not a famous faction, it is also a gang with thousands of disciples, and it is very strict to guard us low-level subordinates who are deceived and do not need to pay salaries, although it is not a five-step sentry and a post in ten steps, but the courtyard where the subordinates live is close to the courtyard where those formal disciples who are fierce and fierce, and there is no chance to escape at all.

"Well, that's not the point, let's talk about stealing cheats. I smiled awkwardly, it wasn't a glorious thing to fool a little kid to be exposed.

"Can you steal it?" Xiao Doubao frowned, I sometimes wondered if this kid was a staunch skeptic, where did he have so many doubts.

"Don't talk nonsense, then do you want to steal?" "I'm also annoyed, if you ask me like this again, I won't steal anymore, what is my love, I won't die if I don't learn martial arts."

"Steal!"