Chapter Seventy-Four: Scolding the Father and Daughter Soldiers
The voice on the other end of the "Shaosh" became excited, "Young Master, are you back?"
Mo Wen hummed lightly: "Who is next to you?"
"No one?" Lao Hu was suffocated with excitement, and he couldn't hide anything, so he said weakly, "It's a neighbor who went out to buy vegetables!"
The corners of Mo Wen's mouth curled: "Is it really just a neighbor? How can I hear Qi Jie say that you are not honest outside, seducing other people's married men, and making people's stomachs bigger?"
"Poof" Next to him, Qi Jie couldn't help but vomit blood when she heard it, with a ruthless expression, Ye Xiaoyue also turned red and glared at Mo Wen!
"How is it possible, how can Sister Liu be a married man" Mo asked how shocking the scene of a little old man jumping on the street was!
"We don't have anything, really young master, we're just chatting, how can there be those dirty things you said, besides, although human beings, we have all reached old age, for the one you said, don't say that we don't have anything, even if we do, it won't be big, you know!"
Mo asked for a dizziness: "Are you sure she is a sister?"
"Isn't it fashionable to dress up now, I just changed my appearance a little!"
"Damn!"
"Young master, you wait for me, I'll go back to cooking!"
"No need," Mo Wen hurriedly said, "I called to tell you that Xiaoyue and I went out to eat, you can find a way to solve it yourself, whether it's going to your eldest sister Liu's house to eat, or squatting on the road to gnaw raw crabs, I don't care, in short, before we come back, you are not allowed to go home, that's it, I'm hanging!"
Mo Wen couldn't help but laugh, a thousand-year-old fox couldn't resist the temptation of the world, this world is really unforgettable!
"You're still laughing," Ye Xiaoyue couldn't help but whisper with disgust, "As the saying goes, it's better to demolish ten temples than destroy one family." Lao Hu is not easy to age, usually I go to work with Xiaojie, he is alone at home, it is rare to find someone to talk to, if you are ashamed of him, this matter is yellow, you will be guilty!"
"That's it," Qi Jie said disdainfully, "There are too many things to do in this life, be careful of being reincarnated as a pig in the next life, and only know how to eat, drink and sleep!"
Mo Wen naturally understands Lao Hu's character, under his honest appearance is the innate cunning of a fox, if he is really shy, he no longer goes to talk to his eldest sister Liu, then he is not Lao Hu!
"Little question," Ye Xiaoyue hesitated, but couldn't help but ask in a low voice, "Do you say that this person and the fox will not be allowed, I mean what I saw on TV, do you know what I mean?"
Mo Wen was stunned for a moment, and reacted randomly: " Do you mean shemale love, those TV series are all lies, do you think that Tiantiao and the gods are all pervasive flies, trillions of creatures in the world, if you do everything, unless everyone in this world is a fairy, but it is said that there are really such regulations on the Tiantiao, but there are strategies and countermeasures, just like this worldly plan to plan for childbirth, is it not the same or there is a stealing birth, plus the fairy world cannot directly interfere in human affairs, so these so-called regulations have become decorations, you don't have to worry!"
Ye Xiaoyue couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, since she learned that there were still cultivators and immortals in the world, she was really worried that Lao Hu would be like the male pig's feet in the TV series, staging a sadistic and bitter love scene!
"Shemale?" Ye Xiaoxing poked his head out of Ye Xiaoyue's arms, and a pair of small eyes lit up for a while, "Dad, what kind of monster is a shemale, just tell me, please!"
"Uh," Mo asked, the corners of his mouth twitched, "Let's go to dinner!"
In the private room of the hotel, Mo Wen glanced at the menu weakly, and then at the waitress standing next to him, and couldn't help but slander in his heart: Why is this girl so expensive, and what are you staring at me, although I think I am very handsome, but you can't seduce me so obviously, I don't have the money to pay the bill, I rely on, and look, who stipulates that men must pay for it!
"That Miss Qi!" Mo Wen put down the menu and smiled charmingly at Qi Jie!
Qi Jie immediately shivered, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Don't look at me with such a disgusting expression, okay?"
"Okay!" Mo Wen regained his composure, "I helped you so much today, I know that you don't like to owe favors, so I'll give you a chance, you invited this meal!"
"Damn, I know that your smile is so disgusting, it's not a good thing, it's not just a meal, what about you, you still put on a look of not wanting to repay the favor, can you still be a little more productive?"
At this time, not only Qi Jie despised Mo Wen, but the waitress also moved to Qi Jie's side with contempt, even Mo Wen despised himself a little, he couldn't be used to being poor since he was a child, he couldn't be extravagant, even if it was Lang Fei, he couldn't Lang Fei's own no!
"My dad is called thrifty and informal," Ye Xiaoxing couldn't help but say out loud when he saw Mo Wen eating deflated, "Besides, it was Dad who helped you, if you didn't take the initiative to invite you to dinner, I won't say that you are ungrateful, but at least you can't mock your benefactor, if it weren't for my dad turning the tide and saving you from the devil, let alone eating now, you are not in the mood to cry, why don't you just have a meal, as for you belittled others to set off your greatness?"
"I'm damn it!" Qi Jie looked at Ye Xiaoxing like a ghost, her mouth was open enough to stuff an apple, Mo asked a little guilty Tian Tian Tian lips, and reacted no longer to look at her!
Ye Xiaoyue was also surprised, she was not surprised that Ye Xiaoxing could understand so many words, but she was surprised that Ye Xiaoxing's words were sharp, and there was no stage fright at all.
Mo Wen had an urge to cry, who said that the girl was raised for someone else, and at this critical time, she was still the daughter's parent, at this time, Ye Xiaoxing's petite body was so tall in Mo Wen's eyes, like an unclimbable "mountain", worshipping and looking up!
After Ye Xiaoxing finished speaking, seeing that everyone didn't speak, he jumped off the chair and got back into Mo Wen's arms, picked up the menu on the table and glanced at it in a good way, before saying, "Bring up the most expensive of all of you here, and pay for the pouting beauty opposite!"
Qi Jie was still a little deflated, and couldn't help but smile when she heard the words, beauty, who can resist this boast: "Yes, I'll pay and pick up the most expensive one!"
The corner of the waitress's mouth twitched, and she glanced at Qi Jie with some pitiful eyes, and then politely agreed and turned to leave!
No! Waiting for the waitress to leave, Qi Jie saw Ye Xiaoxing winking at her, with a look of "you really cooperate", and couldn't help but react, isn't this a clear trick, is she still stupidly drilling into it, although it is just a meal, although because Ye Xiaoxing is a child, so she underestimated the enemy, but it is a fact that she was fooled.
Qi Jie glared at Ye Xiaoxing fiercely, the latter rolled his eyes as Qi Jie learned, with an expression that I am challenging you, Qi Jie was completely defeated!
Ye Xiaoyue couldn't help laughing: "Xiaojie, this time our proud planning director is deflated!"
Qi Jie's face turned red when she heard this: "Don't play, your family bullies me, hum"
Ye Xiaoyue hurriedly comforted: "What is our family, aren't you your sister's family, or have you never been your sister's family?"
"No!" Qi Jie hurriedly said, "How could it be, I just made a joke to liven up the atmosphere!"
Over there, Ye Xiaoyue and Qi Jie contacted the sisters, and here Mo Wen quietly gave Ye Xiaoxing a thumbs up: "Girl, Lao Mo really didn't hurt you in vain, the battle just now was so beautiful!"
Ye Xiaoxing was praised by Mo Wen, and his little face smiled like a flower, but he didn't forget to pat Mo Wen's ass: "This is also why Dad is a good man and doesn't fight with a woman, otherwise Dad will be the most handsome and powerful person in the world!"
Mo Wen couldn't close his mouth with a smile, as if he had eaten honey: "Who told you this, you are still a little girl, this is to let the tigress on the other side hear it, she will definitely tear her father!"
"These are all Sister Qingxuan told me, when I was in Kunlun Mountain, she often taught me idioms, Sister Wan'er's language is not very good, she doesn't understand a lot, I really don't know why she has to learn bird language for Lu, and she doesn't say anything in her own words!"
Mo Wen was stunned for a moment, Qing Xuan and Wan'er, one is the only bloodline of their master, and the other is their stupid sister who swore to protect in this life, the two girls don't know what happened to Lu Dao now, whether Senior Sister Qing Xuan has controlled the poison body, after Wan'er built the foundation, I don't know if there are any ups and downs in Lu Dao's cultivation, it seems that I should go to see Aunt Tang as soon as I have time!
"Dad, what's wrong with you, did Xiaoxing say the wrong thing?"
"No," Mo Wen smiled and pinched Ye Xiaoxing's nose, "Xiaoxing said it so well, he didn't speak his own words, why do you want to learn bird language, hehe"
Thinking of that stupid sister, Mo Wen couldn't help but have a gentle smile on his face!
The meal was quickly served, Qi Jie looked at the dishes on the table, and couldn't help gritting her teeth, I just politely, who let you be so real, what is really expensive, at least half a month's salary is gone
"Dad!" Just halfway through the meal, Ye Xiaoxing suddenly stuck to Mo Wen's ear and whispered, "I want to go to poop!"
"Uh," Mo Wen was stunned for a moment before asking the waitress, "Is there a toilet in the private room?"
"Sorry sir, because a guest got drunk in the morning and smashed the toilet, we haven't had time to fix it yet, but there is no one next door, I can take you there!"
Mo Wen secretly sighed that it was unlucky, it was not easy to open a hotel, it was the most difficult to serve Lazar when he ate, this girl was drunk when she was drunk, why couldn't she get along with the toilet?
"Okay!" Mo asked with a good-natured smile!
Ye Xiaoyue asked beside her, "Why don't I take Xiaoxing with me?"
Mo Wen glanced at Ye Xiaoxing, shook his head and said, "No, you can continue to eat, we will be back in a while!"
Ye Xiaoyue watched Mo Wen leave with Ye Xiaoxing, and couldn't help but smile happily: "He is so good to Xiaoxing, he doesn't dislike it at all, it seems to be even better than what my own mother did!"
Qi Jie was struggling with the food on the side, and it was doomed to pay for herself, so you have to minimize the loss!
Hearing this, Qi Jie pursed her lips, picked up the big crab on the plate and pried it open viciously, before saying: "If Xiaoxing treats me like Mo Qian, I will do better than him, I don't know what kind of ecstasy soup that kid poured into Xiaoxing, think about the cruelty that choked me just now, don't say it, Sister Yue, you hurry up and eat!"
Ye Xiaoyue shook her head and smiled bitterly