"Wow, this cow is blowing big enough!" Xiao Taishen jumped up and shouted: "Even if I can blow enough, I can meet my opponent today." Then let's spray well, will we hit it?"

Ling Yun was speechless, but thoughtful. He was empowered by Chen Laozu and filled his stomach with knowledge. Through the words of the old ghost, and then thinking of the various records in the classics, I have vaguely guessed who he is. But since the old ghost is unwilling to tell the truth, he can't point it out.

"Blow something?" muttered the old ghost, as if looking for a cow in his head.

"Oh, if there's anything to brag, just blow it!" Xiao Taishen was a little impatient.

"Alas, think about it carefully, there is really nothing in the huge world, which is worth blowing the old man. The old ghost was extremely lonely: "There is nothing to brag about, you are better than the old man to blow." ”

"Hehe, convinced? hehe, since you can't brag about me, you have to listen to me, and if you're idle, you'll do something serious. You shorten my brother-in-law and go back. Straighten out the meridians that exploded all over his body, connect them all, and I will obey you!" Xiao Taishen shouted slyly.

"Hehe, go back shorter, no effort. Not to mention straightening out the meridians of the whole body, it is not difficult to recreate a set for him. ”

The old ghost smiled lightly: "It's a pity! The old man can't break his promise. Otherwise, I really want to create another little demon king in the world. Go and smash this smoky world!"

"Squirt, squirt hard! I've seen it spray, but I've never seen it spray like you?!" Xiao Tai was angry and blushed and his neck was thick, and he used his best Zhongzhou dialect.

"Hehe, little fruit, you don't need to provoke the old man. It's useless. Putting you in the cave by making an exception is already for the sake of the face of the five great scholars. Otherwise, you don't have to think about it anymore. ”

The old ghost was unmoved, and smiled lightly: "Say it again." Blessings and misfortunes are relied upon, and misfortunes and blessings are lurking. The meridians burst, but they activated the useless dead hole on the outside. Who dares to say that this is not a unique blessing? If you get through, it will be another groundbreaking for the human body!"

"It's easy to say. If you have the ability, you can explode the meridians of your whole body, and then come to a unique world-shattering!" Xiao Taishen pursed his lips and rolled his eyes.

"Hehe, if the meridians of the old man's whole body explode, if he doesn't blow up a heavy heaven and earth, he will also destroy the people of the world. You are responsible for this?" said the old ghost.

"Cut, I also said that if I fart, I can collapse the sky. I'm afraid I'll smash your head, so I can't let it go!" said Xiao Taishen seriously.

"Then you can put one and show it to the old man. The old ghost grinned.

"Hey, who, why are you poking my ass" Xiao Taishen covered his ass and jumped around.

Seeing that, Xiao Taishen's little belly swelled up. Soon, it became a big ball.

"Hey, old, old-timer, spare me, I don't dare anymore" Xiao Taishen hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Hmph, Taiqing, Jieyin, primitive, Bodhi, the so-called sage Buddha of the whole world, who dares to say that the old man's words are farting? The old ghost sneered.

"Xiao'er, Xiao'er, you hurry up and cultivate. Otherwise, my stomach would have exploded. Xiao Taishen screamed.

Ling Yun confirmed his guess more and more, and the identity of the old ghost was about to come out. I don't dare to provoke lightly. Ling Yun has already determined that this old ghost is the number one devil in the world.

In order for Xiao Taishen to suffer less, he can only speed up his cultivation.

Ling Yun's body had turned into a long strip, and he couldn't meditate cross-legged. I can only lie in place, looking at the tiptoes in the distance, meditating, and silently mobilizing my mind.

After I don't know how long, Ling Yun felt moved. The first to move is the footboard. One by one, small whirlpools began to spin hard and slowly.

It was a very slow and difficult process. As far as Lingyun is concerned, it's just a feeling. Whether it was spinning or not, he didn't know.

Poof, Xiao Taishen let out a little fart. Xiao Taishen shouted in surprise: "It's short, it's short."

"It's him practicing, how do you know if it's long or short?" asked the old ghost angrily.

"You said it. The shorter he is, the thinner I am. Xiao Taishen said: "I farted." Isn't there a little less gas in the stomach?

"Well, the little fruit is not confused. Isn't this good? You stay with the old man for 10,000 years, and the old man will give you a future of Da Luo Jin Xian, how about it?" the old ghost made a wish.

"No, I don't. For 10,000 years, he suffocated to death. Xiao Taishen shook his head again and again.

"How about five thousand years?" the old ghost lowered the conditions.

"A hundred years, no, ten years! I want to help my brother and take revenge! I'm afraid I won't wait for five or seven years, and that old bastard will die!" said Xiao Taishen seriously.

"Wouldn't that be better, so you don't have to do it. The old ghost laughed.

"You don't understand. Revenge is to do it yourself, otherwise, it will be boring. Xiao Taishen said sternly.

"That's right. Whether it is bitter gourd or sweet fruit, it has to be tasted in person to have a taste. The old ghost agreed. And I like the small ginseng more and more.

For this reason, in the small talk between Xiao Taishen and the old ghost, the old ghost intentionally or unintentionally taught Xiao Taishen a set of stealth and changing powers, Xiao Wuxiang magic skills.

Time passed. Ling Yun's cultivation has achieved initial results, and people are constantly shortening.

On this day, Princess Lina sacrificed to Ling Yun on the shore. The whole scene was clearly seen by Ling Yun and Xiao Taishen. Ling Yun and Xiao Taishen, who provoked her, cried with her a big nose.

Through Guò Linna's chatter, they knew the situation of Beishan Ancestor, so they were not in a hurry. From then on, Ling Yun cultivated with peace of mind.

Another few days passed. Lingyun was almost running out of time. It's just that it's a head taller than the original. But it can no longer shrink. So he asked the old ghost for advice.

"Old ghost, it's been another three days. Still not moving at all, what's going on?" Ling Yun asked anxiously.

"You move around and see if it makes a difference. The old ghost said lightly.

Ling Yun ran and jumped, tossed for a long time, and smiled: "It doesn't matter." ”

"If it doesn't have an impact, don't force it. You're going to have to be tall anyway. ”

The old ghost said lightly: "In the phoenix pond, come back from the dead and walk once." How is it possible not to leave a dot mark. It's just that it makes you a head taller, and it's too cheap for you. I said little ghost, according to the old man's meaning, you just discard this stinky skin bag and change the ghost path. ”

"Why?" Ling Yun asked in horror.

"Because, although you have the Five Elements Wheel, you can't use it. I want to rely on those little ant nests on the surface of my body to achieve the avenue. It's so hard! The hope of success is very small. ”

The old ghost talked eloquently: "Cultivating the ghost path, it won't take long for you to be reincarnated, or you can take away." Whether it is reincarnation or relinquishing, it is much faster than the current cultivation. ”

"Don't do it! The body is skinny, how dare you abandon it casually if you are subject to your parents?!" Ling Yun refused.

"Since you insist on doing so, then you go to the Righteous Qi Academy in Longshan and try your luck. ”

The old ghost rarely took the trouble to say: "Qin Shifa is a child who creates zào's righteousness, although it is bullshit. But it emphasizes the whole body, which is somewhat suitable for your current situation. If you can cultivate a body of their so-called righteous qi, it may be able to speed up your cultivation. ”

"No! I have a blood feud with the Qin family! How can I recognize thieves as my father, worship them as teachers, and learn from them?" Ling Yun resolutely objected.

"Hehe, isn't it a good thing? There are no good or bad things in the world, it depends on who uses them. In the way of others, they will also be treated. It should be a painful thing, how did you become a thief and a father?"

The old ghost said eloquently: "Right now, there is an opportunity. It can make them vomit blood in anger, and they have to knock out their teeth and swallow their stomachs, and swallow their anger."

"Okay, as long as we can make them uncomfortable, we'll go!"