"When the Mentally Retarded Fall in Love with the Brain-Dead" was written casually when he wrote
Lin Xiaobai, the eldest young master of the Lin Group, was caught in the door, and in the tearful farewell of thousands of employees of the group company, Lin Xiaobai was sent to the Second Hospital of Tianshui for treatment. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Well, it's brain-dead, and it's basically hopeless. In the second half of my life, I will be put in the hospital to recuperate, have nothing to fish, save the world, and feel the direction of the world. The president of the Second Tianshui Hospital said to the Lin family's parents while writing the doctor's order.
"My poor son, you died so miserably・・・・・・ Mother Lin cried on Father Lin's shoulder.
"Mom, I'm not dead yet. ”
"Alas, it's okay, wife, let's try to have another one. ”
"Dad, I'm really not dead・・・・・・
Father Lin glanced at Lin Xiaobai kindly: "Hello, who are you, do I know you?"
"I'm your son!"
"Kid, you're mentally ill, I don't blame you for calling dad everywhere. ”
"My poor son, he died so miserably・・・・・・ Mother Lin cried.
"It's okay, it's okay・・・・・・" Father Lin pulled Mother Lin out of Tianshui Second Courtyard with a melancholy face.
Lin Xiaobai looked at the departing parents, opened his mouth, and watched the departing parents reach out to make the last struggle, but they were held by the dean who had just finished writing the medical order.
"In the second half of my life, if you don't leave, I won't give up. The dean said affectionately.
"Dean, can I give up the treatment?" Lin Xiaobai asked pitifully with a blinking eye.
"Absolutely. ”
"Thank you, Dean!"
"Okay, as you wish, kid. The dean quickly tore up the written doctor's order and started writing it again.
"Thank you, Dean, thank you, Dean. Lin Xiaobai said gratefully.
"Do you want to be cremated, or do you want to be buried?" asked the dean.
"Cremation?!"
"Yes, young man, hurry up, I still have patients waiting for me. ”
"Then cremation, wait, Dean, cremation what?"
"Cremate you!"
Lin Xiaobai: "・・・・・・"
"No, hey, hey, I'm giving up on treatment, please!"
"yes, don't I write you a will?
"・・・・・・ I think I can salvage it. ”
・・・・・・
Lin Xiaobai, whose head was caught by the door, looked blankly at the three patients in the same ward as him.
Patient A stood on the bed and gave an emotional speech: "I think the development situation of our country is very wrong, the capitalist class is growing and growing, but the working class is oppressed, brothers, it is time to take up the weapon in your hands and safeguard the great victory of the proletariat!"
Patient B knelt on the floor, holding the socks that Lin Xiaobai had just taken off, and confessed affectionately to Patient B: "Bingbing, I love you so much, why did you leave me? What's the good thing about making movies? Isn't it good to be the richest man in the world with me? Marry me! I will give you the best child in the world!"
Patient C didn't care about Patient B's confession, his chin was raised high, and he said disdainfully: "Criminal, no matter how much you beg for mercy, the poor monk will still recite the mantra!"
Lin Xiaobai silently put on the only sock, threw his slippers and left the ward, feeling that after a while, he would either be eaten as a child, or beaten to death by Tang Seng with a golden hoop stick, and the best result would be to be dragged to rebel・・・・・・
Lin Xiaobai sighed lightly, sat on the edge of the pond in the hospital, looked at the goldfish swimming in the pond, and felt that the rest of his life would probably be ruined.
"Isn't it just peeping at the mayor's daughter taking a bath? Please, I'm also a victim, okay? My head hurts so much, who do I go to cry to?" Lin Xiaobai looked at the pond without tears, and regretted in his heart, if he didn't listen to his mother's words and drink more water, he wouldn't have an urgency to urinate, and if he didn't have urgency, he wouldn't have gone to the bathroom when his parents were in contact with the mayor, and if he didn't go to the bathroom, his head wouldn't have been caught by the door.
It's all a glass of water!
"Hello, have you seen my little bear?" A woman's voice came from behind Lin Xiaobai, like water and a song, clear and beautiful.
"No, your little bear is probably eaten by a dog!" Lin Xiaobai said without looking back angrily.
The woman was silent for a long time, and then continued to ask, "Why are you unhappy?"
"My head was caught in the door!What about you? Why were you brought here?" Lin Xiaobai looked back at the woman, only to find that although the woman did not wear makeup, she was more beautiful, although it was not beautiful, but it was very attractive.
"What about you?"
Lin Xiaobai replied: "Brain-dead." ”
"Oh, I'm retarded. ”
Lin Xiaobai laughed a few times and said, "Hello, mentally retarded." ”
"Hello, brain-dead. ”
"Mentally retarded, can you swim?"
"Brain-dead, will you save me if I fall into the water?"
"Of course not. ”
"I don't know how to swim. The woman replied.
Lin Xiaobai felt that he could finally find someone to vent his sulking all day, so he grabbed the woman behind him and pushed into the pond.
After the woman was pushed into the pond by Lin Xiaobai, she didn't let out any screams, and she fluttered twice and then didn't react.
"I'm rubbing, it's too big!"
Lin Xiaobai was afraid that he would really kill someone, so he jumped into the pond and shouted, "Hey, where are you mentally retarded?"
"I'm here. After Lin Xiaobai jumped into the pond, the woman swam leisurely in the pond.
Lin Xiaobai was stunned: "Didn't you say you couldn't swim?"
"Didn't you say you wouldn't save me?"
"But I really can't swim・・・・・・" Lin Xiaobai struggled in the pond, shouting for help.
"Help, help! I'm in the water! Come and save me!" Lin Xiaobai kept struggling, choking a lot of water in his mouth.
"Who am I, where am I from, and where am I going?" a patient sat by the pond, watching Lin Xiaobai struggle incessantly, pondering thoughtfully.
"Help, help!"
"Listen, this is the last struggle of the loser, the last groan of the powerless, what awaits him will be eternal darkness and loneliness!" a patient excitedly shouted to the goldfish in the pond.
"Help, big sister, you can swim, you save me!"
The woman silently swam to Lin Xiaobai's side, watched Lin Xiaobai continue to struggle, and replied flatly: "You said you wouldn't save me." ”
"But I can't save you!"
"I can save you, but you have to promise me one thing. ”
"Help, help・・・・・・ what's the matter? Can you save me first?"
"No, I can't. ”
"Okay, you say!"
"You're my man. ”
"I'll wipe it, you're taking advantage of the water to rob!"
"Would you like to?"
"I ・・・・・・・ coo. Lin Xiaobai had already poured a lot of water, and knew that he would definitely drown if he didn't go ashore, so he had to answer helplessly: "I am willing!"
"Good. ”
End of book.
It's a sad story.