Chapter 8 Laughing and catching strong beams like mice

The autumn sunset slowly fell under the West Mountain, and the red glow on the horizon gradually lost its delicate face and faded. Night has finally fallen.

"It's time to go!"

Awakening.

"Hmm!"

Ju Ying was a little nervous.

Just as he was leaving the door, the young man suddenly stopped, pondered for a moment, and then turned his face to the girl behind him and said:

"This trip is not child's play, Ju Ying, you have to act according to what we just discussed, don't mess around!"

"I will!"

The girl also knew that this trip was very dangerous, and nodded heavily.

"And,"

Xingyan said with a solemn face,

"In case of a miss, Ju Ying, you can leave me alone and escape first!"

“...... I'm not going to leave you alone!"

"Thank you! But do as I say. Because only if you escape, can you help me move the soldiers. ”

"If I am caught, go and find someone as soon as possible, and he will be able to relieve me of my trouble!"

"Who?"

"The second generation of the king's staff. ”

Nanji Island is calm and serene in the night. The scenery of the lake and mountains in the autumn night is extremely quiet. Because of this, the man who walked crookedly on the embankment seemed particularly incongruous.

This man who is humming and singing obscene tunes indiscriminately, and it is obvious that he is drunk, is none other than our well-known Chen Kui Chen Daban.

"It's a good day, I can find the ferry without much effort!"

With hazy drunken eyes, I vaguely saw a canopy boat carrying passengers parked under the shade of the willows on the lake embankment not far ahead. Poyang Lake in the night has become calm, only the slight waves gently wash the shore, and the canopy boat will go up and down with the waves, swaying and shaking.

"Hehe, these boatmen usually hide from Lao Tzu like a plague god, but there is just one today, just waiting for Lao Tzu to sit!"

Chen Kuizhi pondered proudly:

"Haha! Eat free meals, take the overlord ship, the husband should be like this!~"

Listening to his greeting, the boatman who was wearing a hat and was squatting on the bow of the boat to wait for guests, quickly stood up, stretched out his hand to carefully help Chen Bantou, who was full of alcohol, to help the boat, and then untied the cable tied to the willow tree, and called "Master, you sit firmly Luo~", and then put the penny on the lake embankment stone lightly, so the boat swayed lightly from the shore of the lake under the shade of the willows, and sailed towards Poyang Lake in the misty night.

"I didn't think this boatman would be funny, heh......"

Chen Bantou, the small leader of sesame mung beans who is not of high grade, likes others to call him master.

"What are you going to do when you go back later? Go back to sleep...... No, I remember...... I still have to work hard to go to that big prison and interrogate that little lady overnight!"

"Later, I have to greet her well, so that she knows that I know Master Chen's methods......"

Just as the boat arrived at the center of the lake, this old man Chen was in a trance of wine, and his silver heart was rippling with a lewd smile, when he suddenly heard a "whirring" wind sound in his ears, and he only felt that his eyes were dark - it turned out to be a hemp bag out of thin air, and the drunken Chen Kui Chen Old Man was covered in this hemp bag, and was tied tightly at the mouth of the bag, and made a pile!

"Kuya! I'm on a thief ship!"

In just a moment, this Chen Kui's drunkenness disappeared, and Fang Cai's vigor was immediately thrown out of the clouds.

"Help, life, na!~"

I didn't expect this Chen Daban to be so unbearable, he only struggled a few times, and then howled like a pig!

It's just that the Poyang Lake is full of smoke and waves, and the night is hazy, and there are few boats on the lake, even if some fishermen hear it, who dares to come closer? Therefore, although Chen Bantou's cry for help was heart-rending and piercing, it had no practical effect.

"Shut your beak!"

A rough voice scolded loudly, and then Chen Bantou felt a burst of iron fists fall on him like raindrops. Although there is a thin layer of sack cloth as a cover, this fat beating only makes this Chen Ban grin with a headache, and his face is distorted and extremely ugly - of course, he is in the sack, and his image is not ruined.

The beating was finally over, and then the man shouted:

"Call again, call Lao Tzu again, and throw you into the lake to feed the king!"

The so-called "heroes don't suffer immediate losses", I can't imagine that this Chen Daban, who usually works as a powerful man, is actually a good man among heroes. Master Chen in the sack immediately realized the seriousness of the situation, and quickly stopped this meaningless but likely to bring serious consequences, and only pleaded in a low voice in the sack:

"I don't know if this hero is not too generous in hand, if so, just give the villain an order, and the little one will immediately give the hero both hands when he goes back, and there is no ambiguity!"

But the thief did not speak. There was silence for a while, and for a moment there was silence in the cabin, and only the sound of the lake waves outside the boat was heard.

It's just that the more quiet it is, the more furious Chen Bantou's heart becomes. It suddenly occurred to me that I didn't seem to have done anything good before, maybe this time it was an enemy to seek revenge. But it's not right, the people who usually come to bully are all flat-headed people, and they don't seem to offend any ideas?

Chen Kuizheng was in a state of confusion, and suddenly heard a clear voice say:

"Big brother, when the moon is dark and the wind is high, and the scenery is beautiful, why don't we chant a poem to help Yaxing?"

"That's it, it turns out that there is more than one thief!"

When Chen Kui heard this, he couldn't help but feel annoyed in his heart, so he blamed the yellow soup that lived in the water, so that he didn't see the road clearly before getting on the boat, and he actually fell into the way of the lake thief!

"But...... Listening to the tone of the thief, it seems that they are still vassals and elegant people. Maybe it's the well-informed bandit among the thieves!"

Chen Kui suddenly seemed to see a life-saving straw, and wishful thinking couldn't stop praying, hoping that the Bodhisattva in the old man's temple could appear to help.

was pregnant with a ghost fetus, but when she heard the "big brother" cough and say "yes", he began to chant a poem:

"The horses are neutral,

The knives and guns are at home.

Graveyard piles of wine beside the pile,

Killing is a career!"

As soon as he heard this, Chen Bantou was so frightened that his soul was scattered!

Just when Chen Kui heard the poem and was anxious to launch his eighty-year-old high hall, he heard the young thief praise:

"The eldest brother's poem is really wonderful, it is exactly the portrayal of my generation! Although the younger brother is dull and his literary talent is not as good as that of the eldest brother, he also has to graffiti a poem to come with the eldest brother. ”

"Oh, I don't know how the virtuous brother can get along, hurry up and listen to it!"

Although he was impatient, Chen Daban, who was afraid of disturbing the thief Shixing and causing a fist, had to resist the urge to speak at this moment and listened on the board. At the same time, I just can't stop praying in my heart, hoping that these two thieves with special styles will flourish in poetry, and even chant masterpieces, and maybe let him go when he is in a good mood.

So in the mutual expectation of the two inside and outside the bag, the young thief finally read softly:

"Ten steps to kill a man,

Leave no trace for thousands of miles.

How to leave no traces?

Throw it and feed the god of the lake!"

The two listeners were savoring the meaning of the poem, but they heard the young thief read it up, and suddenly said fiercely:

"Boss, since this guy likes to live in the water the most, it is better to throw him into the lake to feed the Dragon King. Let's go to the lake, and the younger brother has a few new poems to ask the eldest brother for!"

"No!"

"Don't!!"

The old thief and Chen Daban's first two sentences came out almost at the same time. Although the intentions are different and the tone is very different, what makes Chen Daban relieved is that the thief's words are the same as his own meaning.

"Why can't Big Brother?"

"Brother Xian doesn't know, although this guy is hateful, but the eldest brother has something to happen to him, don't harm his surname. ”

"Righteous man! I don't know what the king wants to send the little one to do? Murder and arson or robbery? As long as the king gives you an order, I Chen Kui will go up the sword mountain and go down to the sea of fire, and my brows will never wrinkle!"

As soon as he heard that the surname could be worry-free, Chen Daban suddenly felt that this stuffy black sack suddenly became a place of light. It seems that the pig's head and three animals promised to the Bodhisattva by himself have played a role, and hearing that he is still useful to this thief, Chen Kui immediately wanted to promise him the heavens - but he didn't dare to twist and move, for fear of being misunderstood and wanting to escape.

"Shut up!"

Hearing his noise, the young thief scolded, and then asked:

"I don't know what happened to you, big brother?"

"Alas, I'm afraid to provoke the jokes of the virtuous brother, I think that although your eldest brother is full of talent and outstanding poetry, he is also hard to find because of this, and he can no longer look down on those vulgar fans. So much so that the eldest brother is still lacking in feeding. Brother Xian, you are still young, and you don't know the pain of being warmed by no one in the bed. ”

Speaking of this, the old thief couldn't help but sigh and tone sadly, so that Chen Kui almost forgot his situation, and almost said comfort.

"Ahh It's just, what does this have to do with this?"

"Ahh

This is exactly what Chen Kui reacted when he heard the word "this guy", and immediately expressed his loyalty; if it weren't for the narrowness of this bag, he would even have to dance for him!

"Shut your bird's beak! No matter how poor you shout, you will eat Lao Tzu's old fist again!"

The sack immediately calmed down, and there was no living creature in it.

"Brother Xian, don't you know, before noon today, my eldest brother was going to buy some bone-setting herbs on Wanghu Street in case of emergency, but I saw your sister-in-law in front of the medicine stall - well, it is the girl who sells medicine. I fell in love with her at first sight, and both of them admired each other's talents, so they made a private decision for life under the sun and before the medicine stall!"

"The eldest brother was about to come back to discuss the marriage with you, but he really couldn't let go of your lovely sister-in-law, so he turned back halfway, wanting to say a few more words to her - who knew that it was already a person who went to the empty space, and it was difficult to find a trace. It is the ...... of 'amorous hatred since ancient times'"

"Ahh

"Brother Xian praised it falsely! And said that the eldest brother was annoyed at that time, but he heard passers-by tell him that it was this guy in the bag who led the people to arrest your sister-in-law and my father-in-law into the yamen!

When the thief brother said this, he suddenly became angry again, so Chen Kui only felt that he had been kicked hard in the ass again. It's just that although it hurts, I have to hold back and don't dare to scream.

This Chen Daban is worthy of being the head of a county's officials, and he is clever, while enduring the pain, he took over the conversation and asked in a low voice:

"The little one should be damned! The little one should be damned! The villain was blind and collided with the sister-in-law! I just begged the good man to let the villain go back, and the villain said that he would send his sister-in-law back early in the morning. ”

"Oh, is that true?!"

"There is no lie! If I have half a lie, let me Chen Kuitian hit five thunderbolts! I can't die well! Let me be——"

Knowing that it was a critical moment, Chen Daban did not hesitate to issue a poisonous curse, for fear that if he hesitated, the thief changed his mind, and this surname was going to be ruined in Poyang Lake.

Chen Kui's poisonous oath was also from the heart, and his tone was sincere. This guy who bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard is exactly "walking a lot at night and eventually encountering ghosts", and now he knows that there is someone more ruthless than himself, even if he doesn't dare to have any bad intentions.

"Gotcha! If you don't see my daughter-in-law before noon, I won't be able to spare you without the thunder of the sky!

Chen Kui didn't dare to say anything, and Luo Luo was verbose and showed his loyalty.

"Big brother, since this guy is soft, let's cross him. ”

"It's not going to be overcrossing, is it?"

Chen Bantou, who was already a frightened bird, was suspicious, but he heard the eldest brother groan for a while and said:

"No, for there may be idlers walking on the north shore, and it will be bad to be seen, but it is better to rock the boat back and find a secluded place on the island of Namji and throw it down. ”

"Sure enough, the boss thinks it through! ”

Chen Kui heard it clearly in the bag, but he didn't dare to interject, and the cabin returned to calm, and he could only hear the babbling of the boat in his ears......

Today, the waterway of Poyang Lake seems to have become extraordinarily long in Chen Kui's heart, and it took a long time before the boat stopped on the shore.

Fang Zi was secretly happy, but suddenly realized that it was just like a cloud driving through the fog, he was picked up by someone with this sack, and he took a few steps and threw it on the ground, his body was in pain, and he didn't feel an "ah" sound. As soon as he spoke, Chen Bantou was immediately frightened, secretly vigilant, and never dared to make the slightest sound.

"Chen, Da, Ban, Head~"

I only heard the young thief say in a strange way:

"You just scream! Maybe someone will come to your rescue!"

The sack is as still as stagnant water.

"Ah~ It can't be a fall to death, right?"

"The king, the little one is still alive~"

For fear of the thief's punches and kicks, Chen Bantou had to answer loudly, but this guy had tried his best to keep his voice down, if it weren't for the quiet and close of the night, otherwise he really couldn't hear it for a while.

"It's best not to die. Remember, before noon tomorrow, I will see my mother and come out of the yamen with her father. ”

After a pause, he added,

"If they don't have a cold hair on their bodies, today next year will be your death!"

"Definitely!

Suddenly feeling a little ambiguous, Chen Kui hurriedly added:

"Don't worry, the king! Tomorrow's business will be wrapped up in the villain!"

The tone was firm, and the voice was like a mosquito moaning.

I waited for a long time, but I didn't see anyone talking. Chen Kuizheng wondered to himself, but found that his body was gradually able to turn, and his breath gradually became cold.

It turned out that at some point, the mouth of the bag had been loosened.

When he found out about this, Chen Kui still didn't dare to move. After a long while, I confirmed that there was indeed no one around, and then I dared to get out of the bag. It turned out that this Chen team leader was really experienced, and he knew that he must not meet the bandits. If the thief's appearance was accidentally seen by himself, then this little life would be explained here-thinking of that powerful fist, Chen Bantou couldn't help but shudder again.

After standing there for a while, Chen Bantou relieved himself, and looked around, but found that the place where he was standing was not Nanji Island in the mouth of the thief, but had returned to the north shore of Poyang Lake. There are a few small boats at the water's edge, rippling with the waves, and further away, you can vaguely see the shadow of the eaves of the lake tower.

"These two thieves are really cunning!"

Chen Kui cursed in his heart. It's just that he didn't dare to slack off at his feet, and walked straight to the county government with a smoke-

I'm afraid it's too late, and there are any subordinates who don't open their eyes, I don't know how to treat the father and daughter who are saving the suffering!

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