Chapter 304: Hehe, I Can't Do It

"Woo woo woo ......" a soft whimper came from among the flowers.

Li Xiaonan looked around, carefully brushed aside the gorgeous roses, the dark green stems were covered with golden barbs, and they were very hard to the touch, like metal.

While carefully avoiding these golden thorns, he muttered in his heart: This girl is really good at picking places......

The mourner who was squatting on the ground sensed the figure behind him and choked up, "You...... Don't come here......"

Li Xiaonan scratched his head, a little at a loss.

He was most afraid that the little girl would cry, and when the little girl cried, he was completely confused.

He thought about it, scratching his head until he scratched his hair, and then he stammered, "You...... Don't cry yet...... First...... Come out first...... We...... We have something to discuss!"

"You're disgusted with me...... Don't allow me to follow you...... Woowoo...... We don't have anything to discuss...... I...... I won't rely on you, you can leave quickly......!

Li Xiaonan looked at the back that kept sobbing, and felt very sorry in his heart.

Ni Shang's girl is also a crying spirit, but she can do anything for herself every time.

I didn't know that the well-behaved appearance of Weishenme Lu Nishang gradually merged with the funeral in front of her, Li Xiaonan stepped over the flowers, stretched out her arms, and held Xuan'er in her arms very gently.

The mourner in his arms trembled suddenly, his face became more and more ruddy, and he said uncomfortably: "You...... What are you doing...... I...... I don't want you to pity me?"

Li Xiaonan didn't answer him, but asked softly, "Are you my neon dress?"

There was a long silence.

Li Xiaonan sighed and said with a wry smile: "I'm sorry...... How could Ni Shang come to the fairy world...... You just treat me as if you were talking to yourself, it's not impossible for you to follow me, but you may suffer if you follow me, like this...... Would you like to do the same?"

Yan'er's face was overjoyed, and she said, "Yan'er is not afraid of hardship, as long as she can follow Brother Li!"

"Actually, I ...... "I prefer you to call me Brother Xiao Nan......

When the words came to his mouth, Li Xiaonan still didn't say it, after all, Yan'er was not Lu Nishang, and he shouldn't treat her as another person.

"What?" asked Murphy.

"It's nothing, Mourn, I don't know your full name yet. Li Xiaonan smiled faintly and asked.

Yan'er sniffed and said, "My surname is Lu, and my single name is a single name, so it's good for Brother Li to call me Yan'er!"

Li Xiaonan was stunned for a moment, and muttered to himself: "So coincidentally?"

"Huh, what's such a coincidence?"

"Nothing, let's go out first!"

"Hmm!" Lu Yan nodded happily, stood up suddenly, stepped on the hem of the skirt under him, and fell backwards with one center of gravity.

"Be careful!" Li Xiaonan shouted, pulled her into his arms, and fell backwards.

Hearing the sound of "thorn pulling", Li Xiaonan's clothes hung on the golden thorns of the flower stems, and all of them were torn.

Lu Yan's face turned red, and he said anxiously: "Brother Li, are you okay...... It's all my ......."

Li Xiaonan looked at her worried appearance, her heart melted, where could she still say half a sentence of reproach to him.

He laughed, "I have rough skin and thick flesh, so I use it as a cushion for girls." ”

"Brother Li smiled......" Lu Yan lowered his head, carefully climbed up from Li Xiaonan with a shy face, and in the shadows that he couldn't see, his eyes couldn't help but show a trace of attachment and reluctance.

The two of them just hurriedly crawled out of the flowers, and walked back to Wanhuayuan with some embarrassment.

The Yellow Emperor and the Yellow Empress had been waiting anxiously.

The queen saw Lu Yan's torn sleeves at a glance, and said angrily: "Hmph, stinky boy, I thought you were a righteous gentleman, but I didn't expect you to bully my daughter like this while we were away! Did you take me and Qi Huang in your eyes?"

Can I say no?

Li Xiaonan coughed dryly, and was about to explain, when Lu Yan on the side hurriedly said: "Mother, it's not like this! It was Brother Li who saved me, you see, his clothes are torn!"

Empress Huang looked at Li Xiaonan, who was in rags, her face softened slightly, and she stopped talking.

The Yellow Emperor on the side was full of smiles, nodded and said: "Well, it seems that what Yan'er said is the truth, Shan'er, you see, our daughter is really like you! Haha, now we can go into retreat with peace of mind." ”

Huang Hou nodded slightly, her expression was light, but Li Xiaonan still saw her dislike.

Li Xiaonan sat back in his place in tattered clothes, and the fruit plate that was empty before leaving was now full of fairy fruits.

He devoured it again unceremoniously, and his appearance was really a little cautious, and many fairies looked at him with disdain.

Li Xiaonan didn't care what others thought of him at all, but he was careful and found that Lu Yan's apricot eyes peeked at him from time to time, with a touch of shyness and admiration in his eyes.

"Suck!" he swallowed a zuihou immortal fruit, glanced at the Qingdi, and said, "Big brother, I'm full!

"Bang dang!" the tea cup in the Qing Emperor's hand fell to the ground, and the turquoise tea splashed on his robe.

He glared at Li Xiaonan fiercely, "Xiao Nan, if you don't want to talk about you as a big brother, are you here just to eat?"

"Hiccup......" Li Xiaonan burped, didn't even look at the Qingdi, and said, "What is that for?"

"You're stupid!" Emperor Qing was really going crazy, he took a deep breath, tried to calm his mood, and said: "You can appear here today is either rich or expensive, your first goal is naturally to please Huang Hou, and the second is of course to make friends with these people!"

When Li Xiaonan heard this, he looked at the Qingdi suspiciously, and said in his heart: This thing's brain is caught by the door, right?

But when I think about it, no one would be wary of me, right......

After listening to the music and giving gifts, the thousand-year-old birthday of the Queen Huang is almost coming to an end, and the guests have left their seats, gathering in twos and threes to talk about fairy weapons, elixirs, materials, and so on.

Emperor Qing pushed Li Xiaonan and motioned for him to squeeze into their circle as well.

Li Xiaonan pretended not to see anything, his current idea is very simple, more things are better than less, and the so-called establishment of relationships is also based on interests.

Emperor Qing shook his head helplessly, ignored him anymore, and said angrily to the man in blue in front of him: "How is Luo Tianjin's immortal weapons?"

"Alas...... It's not the same as before, rich people are not rare, rare people have no money to buy, it's hard to do business these days......"

Li Xiaonan plucked out his ears, he didn't even have the mood to pretend to listen, and walked to the side where there was no one.

Suddenly, someone behind him patted him on the shoulder and said, "Boy, are you not interested in these too?"

"Hehe, it's Lord White Emperor, you know that I'm a rough person, how can I understand these things!"

"Yo, be modest! The White Emperor raised the tray full of immortal fruits in his hand and held it up in front of Li Xiaonan.

The latter happily took it and nibbled unceremoniously.

"A normal immortal who eats like you would have exploded and died a long time ago!"

"So scary?" Li Xiaonan replied nonchalantly, "click" again.

The White Emperor rolled his eyes at it and said, "When I didn't say anything." "Take care of yourself and drink your own tea.

Li Xiaonan wiped his mouth and said with a smile: "Little soul, don't! We are good friends!"

"Didn't anyone tell you you smile like a woman?"

"Rub, do you think you're like a man?" Li Xiaonan stroked his bangs and said, "Boss Bai, there's something I want to ask you!"

The White Emperor took a sip of tea and said, "If you like to call me a little soul, just call it that, what do you have to say." ”

Li Xiaonan nodded, muttering in his heart, the White Emperor is really free and easy.

He said, "Little Soul, my cultivation improved by leaps and bounds and then I crossed the catastrophe, did you move your hands and feet?"

"It's me and it's not me. ”

"I'm calcium oxide! You're playing dumb riddles! I'll tell you the truth, I want to pick up my wives!" he said, his eyes narrowing slightly.

If he had put it in the past, there were so many hidden dangers around him, he really didn't dare to bring his daughters-in-law to the fairy world.

Li Xiaonan originally used the Anti-Heaven Mirror to return to the True Realm, but the Anti-Heaven Mirror had been handed over to Ni Zhi as an important prop.

What's more, the immortal emperors are very long-handed, instead of letting them do it to their own women, it is better to find a way to bring people to their side.

At least now that Yun Tianhe is really helping himself, things should be much easier.

Bai Xing Soul smiled faintly and said, "It was my idea, but it was Tian Daozi who did it." ”

Li Xiaonan slapped his hands suddenly, a smile rose at the corner of his mouth, and said, "Thank you, little soul!"

After finishing speaking, he went to the Qingdi in a fart, "Big brother, I have some personal matters to do, so let's go first!"

"Where are you going, kid, not going anywhere!" the Qing Emperor frowned, obviously unwilling to let him go.

"Xiao Qingzi, what are you excited about, this kid is going to visit his hometown with me, and you are still worried that I won't be able to eat him. The White Star Soul immediately stepped forward to relieve the siege.

Qingdi's face was cold, and he instantly looked like a leaky ball, he said coldly: "Go early and come back early, if you don't come back, Yuge will annoy me to death, go to my wine pool every day to drink, if you don't go back, she will become a dead fish!"

"Hehe! I know! I know, I'll be back soon!"

Bai Xing Soul glanced at Li Xiaonan and said, "Let's go, I'll take you there!"

Li Xiaonan immediately understood and nodded gratefully.

"Li Xiaonan, you wait!" Huang Hou put down the wine glass in his hand, coldly took his hand, and moved away violently.

In the eyes of everyone, there was only an afterimage.

Li Xiaonan saw clearly that the thing in front of him was already in a bamboo forest.

He smirked and said: "Niangniang's cheating is a big crime, although you are very beautiful, but I am already famous, you should send me to the original place!"

Empress Huang turned her head slowly, her expression was light, she was not angry because of Li Xiaonan's words, her beautiful face like a doll had no expression, it seemed that she was the real her.

She said coldly: "It's just the two of us here, you don't have to pretend to be stupid!"

Li Xiaonan smiled and said indifferently: "If Queen Huang has anything to say, just say it directly!"

"Treat her well, otherwise no matter how much Qi Huang values you, I will let you survive and not die!"

Li Xiaonan pursed his lips and said with a smile: "That's all, I don't know what Huang Hou said is a good method?"

"Just treat her alone!"

"Hehe, I can't do it!" As soon as Li Xiaonan's voice fell, the figure disappeared from in front of Huang Hou and moved away.

He glanced at Queen Huang, who suddenly appeared in the crowd, and there was still a faint smile on the corner of her mouth, as if nothing had happened.

Li Xiaonan muttered in his heart: Brain-dead! You will move! Lao Tzu will too!