Chapter 112: White-eyed Fart
Outside the Ancestral Spirit City of Nanbu Continent, Bai Muzheng pointed to a row of Five Elements Sect disciples and scolded: "Ma Labazi, you little cubs, hurry up and get out of the way of Lao Tzu, beware of Lao Tzu crushing you all into meat pies."
Ling Yunzi took a step forward and sneered: "White-eyed Daoist, please inform us of Li Qianmo's whereabouts, and we will make way for you immediately, otherwise"
"Otherwise, what!" Bai Mu pressed his hands to his waist, and his eyes were staring at Ling Yunzi's bones as if they were spinning straight away, "Tell you, little Wang Balamb, Lao Tzu is not scared, when Lao Tzu came out to mess around, you were still tired of drinking milk in your mother's arms!"
Ling Yunzi frowned when he heard this, his face was angry, he snorted coldly, and said: "Otherwise, we will arrest you back to be a mountain protection beast, and having a Pixiu as a mountain protection beast is something that every sect dreams of." ”
"Phew!" Bai Mu snorted angrily, pointing at Ling Yunzi and scolding, "You still want to catch Lao Tzu like this, you think you can do it with such a group of rice buckets, go back and invite your sect master and elders or something to come together, so that Lao Tzu has a big face." ”
A blue-robed disciple beside Ling Yunzi suddenly sneered, took two steps forward, and said abusively: "I used to think that I was the most arrogant person, but when I saw Your Excellency today, I realized that my arrogance is really nothing compared to you, you are not only arrogant, but the cowhide is also blowing loudly, it is difficult for me not to admire." ”
Bai Mu crossed his arms and squinted at him, and snorted: "Where did you come from, don't worry if you want to die, Ling Yunzi's guy must be the first in line, you go first while pinching the mud." ”
Ling Yunzi sneered: "Bai Mu, you really don't know whether you live or die, do you know who is in front of you, he is the most talented disciple of our Five Elements Sect in the past five thousand years, my seventh senior brother Wang Xinren." ”
The white-eyed eyes looked at Wang Xinren blankly, smiled, and asked with a grin: "He is ranked seventh, so how many are you?"
Ling Yunzi was stunned when he heard this, and then he was embarrassed, and he stammered for a long time before stammering: "I, I am ranked 632nd." ”
Hearing this, Bai Mu immediately laughed and laughed, Ling Yunzi was even more embarrassed, his face was flushed, and he glared and said, "What are you laughing at, what's so funny!"
"Six hundred and thirty-two, Ha Lu Ha, six hundred and thirty-two, Ha Lu Ha" Bai Mu muttered one after another, almost rolling to the ground with laughter, and it took a long time before he eased up, panting and scolding: "You little grasshopper ranked 632, I knew that you were the ranking of this bullshit, and I didn't want to say a word to you, so as not to lose face." ”
Ling Yunzi gritted his teeth and shouted, "Talking to our Five Elements Sect disciples is a blessing that you have cultivated for ten lifetimes!"
"I'm sorry!" Bai Mu took a sip and scolded, "Go to your grandma's blessings, you go back and enjoy it slowly, you don't know how to stink with a basin on your head, how can it be reasonable." ”
Ling Yunzi was about to reply, but Wang Xinren stretched out his hand to stop him, he shut his mouth and stepped aside, his eyes staring at him, as if he was going to swallow him alive.
Bai Mu glanced at Wang Xinren, and said with a smile: "What's the matter, the seventh person has something to say?"
Wang Xinren looked at Bai Mu and said with a smile: "Bai Mu, right? Let me say it bluntly, even if you tell Li Qianmo's whereabouts, I will capture you back to the Five Elements Sect to be a mountain protection beast." ”
Bai Mu was stunned when he heard this, and then clapped his hands and laughed: "Okay, Lao Tzu hates others talking around the bend the most, although you kid is bad, but you are so bad, Lao Tzu will leave you a whole corpse." ”
Wang Xinren sneered: "Then open your dog's eyes wide." He said that his hands arced, slowly closed in front of his chest, and when his palms were closed, the breath of the whole body suddenly burst out, and a mighty power suppressed the audience, and the white eyes only felt that his chest was as if he had been rammed with a stick, and he shouted: "The power of the way!"
Wang Xinren smiled cruelly: "It's too late to know the Dao now, do you want me to do it myself or obediently go back to the Five Elements Sect with us?"
Bai Mu put away his horror and grinned: "Your grandma, is there a third choice?"
Wang Xinren sneered and shook his head.
Bai Mu frowned, stroked his jaw and groaned for a moment, shook his head again and again and said to himself: "No, absolutely not." ”
Wang Xinren's eyebrows furrowed, and he wondered, "What's wrong?"
Bai Mu grinned and said: "Lao Tzu is saying, I finally met a great power to play with me, if I just let it go, it will be impossible." ”
Wang Xinren raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and raised his voice: "Your tone is not small, it seems that you are determined to fight with me." ”
Bai Mu grinned, revealing a mouth full of sharp white teeth, and said strangely: "Okay, your white master is here to attack." With that, he plunged his claws into the ground and suddenly lifted forward, only to see the four-zhang square dirt flipping up like a boulder and smashing towards Wang Xinren.
Wang Xinren laughed contemptuously and said, "Do you only have such a few means?" With that, he slapped his palm, and the huge clod of soil collapsed, turning into mud powder in the sky, covering the sky and covering the sun, like a shower of rain. When the dirt cleared, but the white eyes had long since disappeared, the other disciples exclaimed: "Senior brother, he escaped!"
Wang Xinren sneered: "If you want to run, how can it be so easy." ”
Bai Mu spread out his two little short legs and ran endlessly, his legs alternately stepping, only to see two black shadows flashing around, and dust rose all the way from where he passed.
Seeing that Zu Lingcheng was in front of him, he opened his mouth and laughed: "Aha, you idiots, Lao Tzu's brain is not broken, how can you fight with the powerful monk, obediently look for grandpa there." He laughed with joy in his mouth, but his feet did not stop at all, and in only a moment, he was only two hundred feet away from the city gate.
Baimu was running happily, and suddenly it was dark in front of him, and something suddenly appeared in front of him, the speed was too fast, he didn't have time to react, and he hit it head-on.
There was a muffled sound, and the white eyes rolled back on the ground like a ball, rolling seven or eight feet away before stopping, he got up, rubbed his buttocks, and grinned: "Mom Laba, what birds dare to block Lao Tzu's way." After saying that, he looked closely, but saw Wang Xinren lying in the distance moaning, and a lot of blood flowed out of his mouth.
It turned out that Bai Mu had fooled the sight of the people of the Five Elements Sect with a trick, but he closed his breath and quickly ran towards the Ancestral Spirit City. Wang Xinren, as a great power, searched for Bai Mu's whereabouts with his divine sense, so he quickly chased and intercepted, he chased Bai Mu, and he had the intention to show off, so he suddenly appeared in front of him and let him hit his ass to the sky, but who knew that Bai Mu's body was comparable to a gold and iron magic weapon, and his strength was also very terrifying, knocking him into more than a dozen broken bones, seriously injured and falling to the ground, and now he can't move.
Seeing this, Bai Mu was pleasantly surprised, came to Wang Xinren happily, grimaced at him, circled around him twice, clapped his hands and smiled: "Oh, what a great power, it's really powerful, it's amazing, Lao Tzu has seen it, Ha Lu Ha" He inadvertently seriously injured a great power of the way, not to mention how happy he was, his hands pressed his waist around Wang Xinren and turned in circles, and his mouth kept teasing.
Wang Xinren was embarrassed and angry, but the bones of his hands and feet were broken in several places, and he couldn't get up at all, so he had to hold his breath and scold: "You black and white dead monster, you'd better not fall into my hands, otherwise I will make you a dilemma of life and death." ”
"The dilemma of life and death, is that so?" Shirame kicked his deformed right leg, grinning with grin.
"Ah......" Wang Xinren was kicked by him with a broken leg, which hurt his bone marrow, and he opened his mouth and screamed.
Bai Mu was so happy that he clapped his hands again and again, and he almost flipped his heels to celebrate.
At this time, several figures appeared in the sky in the distance, Bai Mu turned his head to look at it, and said with a smile: "Your helper is here, Lao Tzu has no time to play with you, Lao Tzu will leave first." Then he turned around and left.
But he took two steps and retreated, grinned at Wang Xinren, and said: "Everyone meets in Pingshui, it is fate, I will give you a gift before leaving, you must smile and accept." With that, he took off his pants and pressed his hairy ass against Wang Xinren's face.
There was a muffled sound of "poof", and a turbid air came out of Baimu's buttocks, Baimu hurriedly lifted his pants and looked back, only to see Wang Xinren's eyes rolling and foaming at the mouth, already unconscious.
He was so happy that he laughed, stroked his buttocks, waved his hand at the disciples of the Five Elements Sect who came from afar, and said loudly: "Bai Ye is gone, don't send it far away." With that, he ran into the Ancestral Spirit City.
More than a dozen disciples of the Five Elements Sect hurriedly came and landed beside Wang Xinren, at this time, the white-eyed stinky fart had not yet dispersed, they were so dizzy that their minds were smoky, their consciousness was in a trance, and they were almost about to fall.
"Hold your breath, embrace the Yuan and return to oneness, keep your mind to keep your mind, and use your true qi to force the poisonous gas out of your body!" a disciple of the Faxiang realm reminded loudly, and as soon as these words came out, all the disciples did so, sat down cross-legged, and used their skills to detoxify.
After a long time, the stench dissipated with the wind, and all the disciples stood up one after another to check on Wang Xinren's injuries. In addition to more than a dozen broken bones on his body, Wang Xinren's internal organs were also greatly impacted and suffered a lot of internal injuries.
Seeing that he was already unconscious, the junior disciples hurriedly used internal force to force him out of the poisonous gas in his body, about two pillars of incense, Wang Xinren finally woke up, everyone asked about the injury, but one disciple suddenly asked: "Senior brother, how could you be injured by that Pixiu, he is really so powerful, it only took a moment to hurt you like this, you are a great power."
Wang Xinren wanted to tell the truth, but after thinking about it, if he said it truthfully, wouldn't it be a joke for these juniors and disciples for nothing.
Thinking of this, he nodded and sighed: "That Pixiu's means are really powerful, although he only has the cultivation of the wheel of life, but if he is close, the power of the Tao will not be able to deal with him, his body is as strong as a holy weapon, I was careless for a while, and he was on his way, you must be careful when you see him in the future." When he said the last sentence, he had a rather serious tone, and all the junior brothers nodded yes when they heard it.
After Bai Mu entered the Ancestral Spirit City, he went straight to the Teleportation Hall, and on the way, he saw a lot of wanted Li Qianmo lists, and he couldn't help but worry about him in his heart. After he passed to Juliu City, he flew to Funiu Mountain according to the route drawn by Li Qianmo, at this time he was already a life wheel cultivator, he could use the flying supernatural power, no longer needed to fly with the help of the art of the imperial weapon, and the speed had increased a lot, only four days of effort, not far from Funiu Mountain.
Bai Mu was flying by himself, and suddenly felt two breaths flying from west to east in front of him, he hurriedly flew forward to intercept the way of the two, and asked, "Hey, you two, have you seen Lao Tzu's brother?"
Those two are Hong Yun and Zhao Fei, who were injured by Li Qianmo the day before yesterday, and after making an oath, they rushed to Xiaoyao Valley, but Hong Yun was injured internally, and his flight speed could not keep up, so that it took nearly three days to fly 20,000 miles, and he was just touched by Baimu when he arrived here.
The two of them were terrified for a while when they saw a demon cultivator with a superb cultivation suddenly blocking the way, but the hatred between the races prompted them to not compromise, Zhao Fei straightened his neck, his eyes were white, and he shouted: "We are not demon cultivators, how can we know your brother!"
Hearing this, Bai Mu's ears were erected, his eyes widened, and he pointed at the tip of his nose and scolded: "Little Wang Balamb, who are you scolding as a demon cultivator, you try again!"
Although Zhao Fei was scared in his heart, he was unconvinced, and he still stiffened his neck and shouted: "Speaking of you, you are a demon cultivator!"
"Mom Labazi!" Bai Mu scolded, rushed forward and gave him two loud slaps, which made his ears buzz, his eyes turned white, his mind was chaotic, and he was almost about to faint, but fortunately, Hong Yun on the side grabbed him in time, so he didn't fall from the air, otherwise he was afraid that he would have fallen to pieces.
Hong Yun looked at Bai Mu in horror, and his tone softened: "This fellow Daoist, who is your brother, you name it, let's see if we have met, maybe we can help you." ”
Bai Mu said: "My brother, his name is Li Qianmo." ”
"It's him!" Hong Zhao and the others exclaimed in surprise when they heard this.
Bai Mu raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "How, do you know him?" he said as he looked at the two of them, nodded suddenly, "Oh, it turns out that you are disciples of Xiaoyao Valley, tell me quickly, have you ever seen him." ”
Hong Yun pondered for a moment, frowned, and said, "We haven't seen him. ”
Seeing his eyes flickering, Bai Mu was suspicious, and squinted, "I really haven't seen it?"
Hong Yun nodded and said firmly: "I really haven't seen it!"
Bai Mu looked at Zhao Fei and said with a smile: "What about you, have you seen him?"
"I, I haven't seen it either. Zhao Fei rarely walked outside, and he had never lied, so as soon as he opened his mouth to lie, he couldn't help but stutter.
Bai Mu saw the expressions of these two people, and knew that they were lying, and circled around them twice, and said with a smile: "What do I think, not only have you seen him, but it seems that you have also fought with him." ”
Zhao Fei shook his hand when he heard this, and said anxiously: "No, absolutely not!" Hong Yun glared at him secretly, and Zhao Fei realized that he had acted too aggressively and shrunk aside.
Hong Yun said: "We really haven't seen him, and it's even more nonsense to fight him." ”
Baimu stroked his chin with his hand, his eyes rolled, and after a while, he clapped his hands: "Okay, I'll look for it myself, so I won't embarrass you." ”
Hong Yun hurriedly said, "Thank you, thank you." ”
After that, he was about to leave with Zhao Fei, but was stopped by Bai Mu, and before he could ask, Bai Mu had already preemptively said: "Forget the rest, it's just that Lao Tzu has always hated others to deceive me, even if he cheats, don't let Lao Tzu find out, because that will make Lao Tzu very stupid, you two little Wang Balamb actually lied to Lao Tzu, and deceived so unlevelly, Lao Tzu must give you a big stinky fart." ”
After saying that, he turned around and released a burst of stinky farts at the two, and after a "poof", a turbid gas wrapped Hong Zhao and the others, and they fell straight from the air like flies that had touched fire.
Bai Mu didn't look at the two people who fell, turned around and flew in the direction of Funiu Mountain.
After another day's work, he finally rushed to Funiu Village, and found the house built by Li Qianmo, he searched for dozens of miles and Funiu Mountain, and did not find Li Qianmo's shadow, and couldn't help but jump to his feet and scolded: "Li Qianmo, this bastard boy, he didn't leave a note to tell me, where is this called Lao Tzu to find it." ”
He yelled and scolded angrily in the peach forest for a long time, and then he calmed down and said angrily: "Hmph, Li Qianmo's bastard, he must have met a beautiful little girl again, and he was afraid that Lao Tzu would go to Brother Kong to complain when he saw it, so he secretly ran away." He was able to justify himself under his thoughts, his heart was clear, and he raised his head and shouted, "Li Qianmo, Lao Tzu will be fine if he leaves you." ”
After shouting this sentence, he suddenly thought of something, sucked his fingers and shook his head: "It's not proper, if Li Qianmo is not here, who will buy me wine to drink?" After saying that, he took off into the air, and did not distinguish the direction, but flew directly to the northwest, and said silently in his mouth: "I must find him, otherwise I will have no wine to drink."