Four hundred and fifty-eight times: Cooking meat lacks fire and half a mallet

Seeing that Brother Bai was so eager and anxious to come up and ask her, she thought that the master might not have come back yet, so she was a little relieved and said, "Brother, has the master come back?"

Bai Renjie said: "Little sister, if the master comes back, will I still see you so happy? ”

The woman in purple said happily: "I know, I can see it from Brother Bai's expression, come, Brother Bai, please sit down first, and after sitting down, I will say to Brother Bai." ”

Bai Renjie anxiously followed the little girl in purple to sit on the stone bench, and suddenly the woman in purple remembered that she should hurry up and cook first, so she got up and said, "Brother Bai, don't be busy first, I'll cook with the red girl first." ”

Bai Renjie smiled: "Little sister, don't worry, I thought of these in the morning, I had already cooked the meal with the red girl." ”

The woman in purple was surprised and said, "You are familiar with the red girl?"

Bai Renjie said: "Yes, what's wrong? Little sister, don't you believe it?"

The woman in purple suddenly smiled again: "I don't believe it, I'm laughing, how can someone like my brother help cook?"

Bai Renjie said:

"Little sister, this means that you still don't believe that I can cook. Let me tell you, little sister, when I was at home, after I brought back the prey, I killed me and cleaned it up, and my sister just cooked it.

Sometimes she didn't have time, and she couldn't stop practicing her skills until she took eight steps to catch the cicadas, so she told me to let me cook them. The first time I didn't know how to put salt, she thought I didn't know how much to put salt, and she was afraid that I would not eat it if I put salt, so she asked me to put salt after it was cooked. But after the meat is cooked, there is no taste in salt, and it is not delicious at all on the outside and on the inside, so the second time she told me how much salt to put in.

But I scooped a few spoonfuls and forgot to scoop them, and counted them again, and the cooked meat was salty and could not be eaten. Later, my sister put salt on me, and I boiled it, often and often. The first time I cooked the paste, my sister smelled the paste and told me to stop cooking, so I won't cook it. When I opened the pot, I saw that the meat was about to burn, but it tasted quite delicious. The one next to the pot is still crispy, so it's delicious.

The second time, my sister said that if the pot is steaming, don't burn it after a while. I burned for a while, and when I saw the pot steaming, I blinked my eyes for a while, and then I stopped burning, and when I opened the pot to eat the meat, the meat was not cooked, and my sister said that the pot was bubbling and you had boiled for a while? I said that it was boiled, and I saw that the pot was steaming, so I blinked, and this blink was not for a while? My sister said brother, this is not cooked, there is still a lack of fire, and the fire is not burned enough. I asked how much fire was missing, and my sister looked at the stick and said, "How can I say it?" So I said, "So if you still have a half-mallet fire, if you don't have a half-mallet, I'll add a mallet to it, so it's not lacking a mallet, and if it's not lacking a mallet, isn't it a lack of fire? My sister laughed and wouldn't let me cook it anymore, she cooked it herself and ate it when it was cooked.

Later, I slowly learned, and I learned that it was not a blink of an eye for a while, but a blink of an eye twice or three times, and I don't know how many times to blink for a while, and I blinked a few times if I wanted to, and it passed after a blink for a while. ”

The woman in purple smiled: "Brother, you are so interesting, it passed in the blink of an eye, this is to describe how fast time flies, that is as fast as you think." ”

Bai Renjie said: "That's it, I also knew later, it's not like I thought." ”

The red girl said: "Brother Bai is really good at cleaning up his prey, and burning the fire is also first-class, I really didn't expect that Brother Bai would have such a hand." ”

The woman in purple squinted at Bai Renjie and smiled, "Is it true? Brother Bai." ”

Bai Renjie said: "Will this be fake? Now it's a piece of cake, and it's effortless." ”

The woman in purple said, "Okay, when the master comes back, I'm going to taste the rice cooked by my brother at noon today." ”

Bai Renjie said: "It must be delicious, and it is guaranteed to be hot." ”

The woman in purple said: "According to what my brother said, it must be delicious, I want to eat it, and I am greedy." ”

Bai Renjie said: "Hehe, that's nature. Little sister, tell me what you saw when you went out? I can't wait, I want to know. ”

The woman in purple looked at Brother Bai happily, and said very happily: "Okay, then I'll tell Brother Bai everything I saw, and I will definitely make Brother Bai no longer feel anxious and suffocated, please sit down and say it first." ”

Bai Renjie said: "Sit down again, little sister, you sit too, sit down and say, no matter how anxious you are, you have to wait until your little sister sits down." ”

The woman in purple said: "Brother Bai, that's natural, and I naturally want to sit down." ”

So, the woman in purple also sat down again, Bai Renjie said: "Little sister, your personality is so good, just like me, you like to be happy, and so do I, I often think, why should people be unhappy? Happy is a day, unhappy is a day, unhappy is not happy." ”

The woman in purple said: "That's it, Brother Bai, Brother Bai is right to think like this." ”

But at this moment, Mrs. Lonely suddenly entered the cave and said happily: "I'm quite happy to see what the three of you said." ”

As soon as the woman in purple saw the master come in and stood up nervously, she was very scared, for fear that what she said when she went out just now would be heard by the master, and even more afraid that the master would know that she went out today, and there would be no chance to go out in the future, so her respectful face became very nervous and said, "Master, you, are you back?"

Lonely Master said: "What you just said is quite good, is it very hot?"

The woman in purple said, "Master, have you heard everything?" When did you come back? Why didn't the disciple feel it at all?"

"Hmph. The lonely master said, "Can I make you feel it?" If I do, am I still your master?"

The woman in purple was even more nervous: "Did the master hear what we said?"

Lonely Shitai said: "I heard that Xiaojie was missing half a mallet's fire, and I heard what you saw when you told it." Little Nizi, you tell me the truth, you ???????"

But Bai Renjie didn't wait for Mrs. Lonely to finish speaking, and immediately said: "Mrs. Lonely, you mentioned me, I have to have something not to say, I feel that why are you so unable to speak? How can you say that I am missing half a mallet fire? That's not me, it's the pot, no, it's meat, it's not right, it's the meat in the pot, it's not right, the meat doesn't have fire, how can the meat have fire? Doesn't the meat burn with the fire? How can it be worth eating? How can it be meat? So what is it? It's the lack of fire in the pot, yes, it's the pot head, it's the lack of half a mallet fire in the pot, you know that, right? How can you say that I lack half a mallet fire?"

Lonely Shitai said: "Okay, it's the pot head, why don't you say it when I come in?" As he spoke, he said to the woman in purple: "Continue to sit down and tell me what you saw when you went out, let him listen, he can't wait, let's talk." ”

The red girl hurriedly said: "Master, the rice is cooked, don't be cold, let's eat." ”