Chapter 22: A self-slash

Wu Ziyu could see that in this group of people, except for Huang Jianjun, the rest of them were a little disdainful of themselves.

However, Wu Ziyu doesn't care about other people's attitudes. He took out cinnabar and yellow sheet paper from the plastic bag and drew two talismans on the spot.

Cinnabar is also known as cinnabar, dansha, the color is red, avoid fire calcining, water boiling can be used as medicine. Sexual yang is the nemesis of yin and evil things.

Wu Ziyu quickly drew three talismans, one tranquility talisman, one peace talisman, and one water balloon talisman.

Why did Wu Ziyu draw such three talismans, of course Wu Ziyu didn't want to be a good person, he gave them the talismans he drew by himself, if they were the same as Huang Jianjun to themselves, then Wu Ziyu didn't mind giving them a talisman to help them get rid of their diseases, but since they looked down on him, of course he wouldn't take the initiative to be a good person.

The reason why Wu Ziyu drew the Ning Shen Rune was because he could see that Li Xing's eyes were deep-set and his spirit was not good, and it was obvious that he was overworked and mentally declining during this time. Lin Hongbiao was attacked by yin and evil things because he was driving in the hospital, and he was in danger of retreating from the yang and advancing into the yin, and he also seemed to be a little mentally weak. In Wu Ziyu's plan, these two people are not in good spirits, and they should take the initiative to compete for their own Ning Shen Rune.

The peace charm was tailor-made by Wu Ziyu for Dong Bihu, because Dong Bihu committed a villain in the Commercial Bureau, and the Fulu Palace has been obscure recently, and it seems that he has been imprisoned.

There is also a water balloon talisman that Wu Ziyu is going to use to throw bricks and attract jade, last time he used the Ning Shen Fu to drive away the disease on Huang Jianjun's son, but these people did not see it with their own eyes, Wu Ziyu specially drew a water balloon talisman, just to advertise his Ning Shen Rune.

Wu Ziyu is going to sell these two talisman seals to the two of them to make a little money, and by the way, let his parents and sister live a well-off life early.

"Master, what is the reputation of these two talismans?" asked Huang Jianjun.

"This is a tranquil talisman, which can make people calm and refreshed, and nourish the spirit. This is a peace charm, which can dispel evil spirits and eliminate disasters and keep people safe. This is a water balloon talisman, which can condense the water vapor in the five elements of heaven and earth into a water ball, for example, in the dry desert, you can use this talisman to obtain water sources. These three talismans, each 10,000 yuan, if you know this need, please help say hello. "These talismans are what Wu Ziyu intends to sell for money, and of course he will spare no effort to sell them.

"Oh, hehe. Dong Bihu and others originally thought that Wu Ziyu had finished painting the talisman and was going to give it to himself and others, but they didn't expect him to ask for a price on the spot, and the price was ridiculously expensive. It's a joke to let yourself help introduce customers. Even if you know that you have this need, can you help the scammer fool people to buy this broken paper when you know that you are a liar?

Li Xing listened to Wu Ziyu's own sales pitch and felt ridiculous. The water balloon charm produces water in the desert, but it does not say that water can also be produced here, which clearly means that there is no real thing in front of you.

Today's liars are rhetorical, so that people can hear the flaws as soon as they hear it, and the liar who doesn't want to be a good liar must not be a good liar. A piece of paper sells for 10,000? He only knows that printing RMB is fast, but if this business can be done, then he will definitely give feedback to the central bank, and printing the seal is more money than printing RMB.

Lin Hongbiao also has a lot of disdain for Wu Ziyu in his heart, if this thing is so effective, everyone we do in the hospital will starve to death. Returning the tranquility talisman, I think it is better to call the heart comfort talisman, which is obviously the use of people's psychological effect, self-psychological suggestion. Actually, there is no fart at all.

"Oh, does that really work? Then give me two. Although Huang Jianjun has an upright personality, he also saw the disdain of his comrades-in-arms for his son's life-saving benefactor, so he simply paid for the talisman himself, which not only saved face for the master, but also gave himself a long face, and everyone was happy.

Huang Jianjun immediately took out the money, he just withdrew 20,000 yuan from the bank today, but he spent 2,000, and there were 18,000 left, "Master Wu, you leave me a phone number for the rest, and I will give it to you later." ”

"No need, since they are all acquaintances, it's cheaper, this water polo talisman will be given to you, and the other two talismans will be six thousand each, a total of 12,000, and the six thousand will be returned to you." Remember to shout when you use this talisman: Heaven and earth are infinite, Qiankun borrows the law, and the Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law. ”

Wu Ziyu also knows the truth of being a man and leaving a line, and he can't see that everyone has a bad impression of him, Huang Jianjun is saving face for himself, so he took the initiative to cut the price in half. Otherwise, if you meet someone who knows the goods, let alone 10,000, it is 30,000, and 50,000 people will buy it.

The water balloon talisman was given to Huang Jianjun by Wu Ziyu, this water polo talisman was originally intended by Wu Ziyu for experiments, and he didn't plan to sell it for money, besides, he saw the appearance of Dong Bihu and the others, Wu Ziyu didn't need to put a hot face on his cool buttocks, if he didn't believe it, forget it, I won't test it for you.

"Hehe," Dong Bihu and the others all snickered in their hearts, Huang Jianjun was really stupid, and he paid more than 10,000 yuan to buy a pile of waste paper for a few cents.

This person who sells waste paper is also interesting, he thinks the asking price is too ruthless, and when others are willing to give money, he also cuts himself.

"Hey, funny, funny. Li Xing and Lin Hongbiao had the same thoughts in their hearts as Dong Bihu.

If Huang Jianjun was not their familiar comrade-in-arms, they would think that Huang Jianjun was the assistant of Master Wu, and the two came over to play the double reed together.

In fact, all three of them laughed at Huang Jianjun's behavior, and even began to laugh at his profession as a policeman.

Wu Ziyu made this trip worthwhile today, not only solved his own full meal, but also earned more than 80,000 yuan.

Of course, the price of Wu Ziyu's talisman sold today is too low, if he usually goes out to sell, it must not be this price. However, Huang Jianjun is still a good person, he wants to buy it, so naturally he can't ask for it too ruthlessly, what Wu Ziyu gave was originally a friendship price.

But I didn't expect the friendship price to be unrecognized, Wu Ziyu wanted to scold the three people in person for being blind and blind, and the lard was blind, but today I had a full meal and took back more than 80,000 yuan, and I was in a really good mood, so the three of them went, and if they didn't buy their own talismans today, when they regretted it in the future, they wanted to buy it in the future, and it was definitely not this price.

After a full meal, everyone went out of the restaurant.

"Jianjun, let's drink again when we have time. ”

"Jianjun, don't drive after drinking, just take a taxi back. ”

Huang Jianjunjun's career is very good and promising, so the three of them took the initiative to show favor to him and persuaded him not to drive after drinking.

Huang Jianjun waved his hand, "I still have to send it back to Master Wu, it's okay, I'll drive slowly." ”

Huang Jianjun is not only a policeman, but also a criminal policeman. The status of the criminal police is very high in the police, and the traffic police will never stop the criminal police's car, and everyone knows that Huang Jianjun is a good person, and they also know that he drives more and more steadily after drinking, and they don't worry about him.

Huang Jianjun just lit the car on fire, got out of the car first, and then jumped out of the car to pull Wu Ziyu into the car and send him back.

Wu Ziyu was not polite, because he and Huang Jianjun happened to live in the same village, and his bicycle was still on his car, so there was no need to be polite.

As soon as Wu Ziyu got into the car, Dong Bihu wrinkled his nose, "What smell? gasoline smell?"

"What's going on?"

"Smoke, Jianjun's car is on fire, quickly open the hood. Li Xing found smoke coming from under the hood of Huang Jianjun's off-road vehicle, and hurriedly shouted for Huang Jianjun to open the hood.

Huang Jianjun is worthy of being a criminal policeman, and his reaction is fast enough, Li Xing snorted, he rushed to open the pull spring of the hood, and as soon as he lifted the engine cover, a thick smoke rose painfully, and occasionally he could see sparks in the smoke.

"Not good!" Huang Jianjun ran back to the car to get the fire extinguisher, but it may be because the fire extinguisher was not maintained in time, or the dry powder inside blocked the pipe, and after testing for a long time, the fire extinguisher did not work at all.

The smoke gradually decreased, but the sparks grew bigger and bigger, and Li Xing called the fire alarm. However, when the firetruck arrives, I am afraid that the car will burn down and only a large frame remains.

"What should I do?" several people scratched their ears and cheeks anxiously.

"What about the water balloon talisman I gave you just now?" Wu Ziyu got out of the car and asked.