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"Duan Yue, Du Lin, from today on, you are a glorious member of our Ouchi guards, you are a member ......of the Ouchi guards in life, and you are a ghost in death!

More than fifty people drank it, one blowing a bottle, and many people began to vomit when they were halfway through the bottle, filling the room with a foul smell. Duan Yue hurriedly ran over and opened all the windows, and the cold wind blew in, and everyone shivered.

Then the deputy commander began to speak: "Brothers, the spirit of the instructions of the Great Commander of the Blue Dragon just now must be well understood, and I will add one more point. From now on, we will be grasshoppers on a rope, sharing weal and woe. Dry ......"

I'm going to another bottle. Du Lin had already begun to roll his eyes, it was so terrible that he almost scared the little girl who was accompanying the wine next to him to death, but how could he be a soldier, he retched a few times, but he survived, Duan Yue gave a thumbs up again and again, and said: "Hero!"

In just 12 minutes, nine deputy commanders spoke in a row, and all of them were dizzy and dizzy, and they didn't know where they were. Three or four bathrooms were simply not enough, and they started running to other floors.

Duan Yue once again sighed that the amount of alcohol was not good, and he really couldn't be a leader, not even a deputy commander, and couldn't help but worry about his future.

There is also a small commander under the deputy commander!!

So the small commanders began to fight, and there were more than a dozen small commanders. Suddenly, there was a commotion, vaguely mixed with the words 'Ouchi Guard'. The Ouchi guards, who were already drunk, were full of energy and staggered when they heard these four words, and they were about to go to fight.

It turned out that Durin was in trouble, and at this moment he was beaten like a lobster, screaming that desolation! And the people who surrounded him were really a little strange, and they looked like eunuchs. Duan Yue couldn't help but shout, "I'll go away, you are eunuchs!"

Suddenly, there was silence, a pin drop could be heard, and the crisp and loud fart sound in the bathroom in the distance was the only sound!

"Boy, looking for death, dare to say that about our family! Give it to me, and our family will bear the death!" an old eunuch screamed sharply, the sound was really terrifying, if it sounded in the deep mountains and old forests, it would definitely scare the most daring hunter to death.

A group of little white-faced eunuchs rushed upstairs with red faces and red eyes.

Duan Yue was also seven or eight points drunk, and when he was on the rise, he laughed and took the initiative to greet him. Blocked at the top of the stairs, punched and kicked, not much like a hooligan fight. As the so-called snake beats seven inches, it is blocked at the top of the stairs, and the back can't go up, and the front can't go down, so you can only be beaten alive. The few little eunuchs in front of them cried chickens, birds and monkeys, which was really miserable. Duan Yue became more and more excited, he had never beaten a creature like a eunuch, although he didn't use internal force, but it was enough for the little eunuchs to drink a pot, I'm afraid it would be difficult to get out of bed if he didn't lie down for ten days and half a month.

Suddenly, the old eunuch, on tiptoe, stepped on the little eunuchs and came up, and a piece of Buddha dust in his hand was like the tip of a spear, piercing Duan Yue's eyes.

Duan Yue sneered, pointed out, and went straight to the old eunuch's lower body. The old eunuch's old face was like a pig's liver, purple, black and purple. A little on his toes jumped into the air again, dodging that finger. Duan Yue let out another strange scream, and slapped out three palms in a row, directly taking the upper, middle, and lower three ways of the old eunuch. Three gray palm prints roared over, the palm prints had not yet arrived, but the palm wind had arrived, it was cold and biting, and the old eunuch was so anxious that his forehead was full of beads of sweat the size of beans, and he was about to be killed. The old eunuch gritted his teeth, and a thousand catties fell rapidly, which was able to avoid the fatal three palms, but because the force of the fall was too fierce, there were two clicks, his legs were broken, and a terrible scream sounded.

"Old thing, this time you are fateful, dare to provoke our Ouchi guards, are you tired of being crooked? Next time, directly cut off your dirty tongue, and see how you can use your poisonous tongue magic to please those sluts in the harem?" Duan Yue clapped his palms, and did not forget to pull the Ouchi guards into the water, but he didn't dare to carry it alone, for fear that he wouldn't be able to carry it!

One by one, the guards laughed, and spurted a sip of wine at the embarrassed eunuchs, even Du Lin laughed, not caring at all that his nose was blue and his face was swollen like a pig's head, and his originally handsome face was full of shoe prints, which had a bit of clown potential.

The group of eunuchs left in embarrassment amid laughter and scolding, glaring at Duan Yue viciously one by one, as if they were going to eat him, Duan Yue greeted the women of their family very unceremoniously, not afraid that they would seek revenge, and if it was a big deal, they would give up the 'original scriptures', pat their butts and leave, why endure the evil anger of the group of people who bought ***!

Some of the Ouchi guards who were drunk earlier all got alive and began to eat and drink again. As soon as Qinglong was happy, with a wave of his big hand, many hot and bold girls walked in, deafening music sounded, and a group of swaying Ouchi guards began to dance with their arms around the girl. Duan Yue directly pressed the wine girl and started to do things, and for a while, the whole floor was filled with a kind of ** smell, the men's hormones soared, the lights became darker and darker, and all kinds of lewd cries in the secret were endless. Durin's cry was especially loud, like a donkey, screaming at the top of his throat, and it felt like he could hear it for ten miles.

There was an atmosphere of competition, and the screams of shame came and went.

Ouchi guards are all strong and long-lasting, and from time to time there are a few shameful cries of the girls, which makes the serious people in the entire immortal bird bar blush and heartbeat, but they don't leave, but more and more, one by one they order a cocktail, and slowly evaluate, while criticizing 'the world is declining, and the people's hearts are not ancient', but they are all calm and relaxed, looking like old pedants, and they have the meaning of staying up all night and studying it well.

The men at the Immortal Bird Bar are eager to try, and the ladies are already soaking wet.

Suddenly, a group of eunuchs rushed in noisily, and were led by a little eunuch with a blue nose and swollen face, and went straight to the second floor. A middle-aged eunuch, desperately enduring the ***** squeezed into his ears, turned on the light, and was suddenly dumbfounded.

One by one, the Ouchi guards lay on the ground and did ...... Push-ups while female companions count them and are in full swing.

The middle-aged eunuch didn't know what to say for a while, and he was going to prepare a whole set of rhetoric, but things changed too quickly, and he thought it was a very shameful scene, but he was just doing it...... Push-ups, that's what you still call ...... Something very shameful to think about?

The serious people upstairs and downstairs are also red-faced, gray and ran away, one by one sighing gloomily, it turns out that they are doing this kind of boring exercise!

The middle-aged eunuch stared at Qinglong viciously, and said, "Commander Qinglong, what do you mean by this?

Qinglong stopped exploring how deep the ditch was with the little sister who accompanied the wine, swept his eyes over the middle-aged eunuch, picked up the wine glass on the table, poured it violently, and said lazily: "It turned out to be Father-in-law Jia from Dongchang, what's the matter?

A group of Ouchi guards laughed, and the crazy laughter was like a sharp knife, piercing the small hearts of a group of eunuchs, all of them with red faces and red ears, and they trembled with anger. A few Ouchi guards also took off their shirts, revealing pieces of muscles, while doing very shameless movements.

Jia Gong almost vomited blood, pointing at Qinglong and speechless for a long time.

Qinglong made up another knife: "Father-in-law Jia, let's take the little eunuchs away, what we have to do next, I'm afraid that they won't be able to stand the stimulation, and they will cut off their hearts and die in the first place!"

The little eunuch with a blue nose and swollen face suddenly leaned into Jia's ear and said something, and pointed at Duan Yue. Father-in-law Jia glared at Qinglong fiercely, and shouted at Duan Yue, "Boy, what are you doing?"

Duan Yue put the thing back, looked at the group of fathers with a melancholy face, and said: "There are some things that you will never understand! Father-in-law Jia, it is not only your dirty tongue that can bring fast to women. The most powerful is ...... Don't talk about it, I'm afraid that you won't be able to think about it if you talk too much, and if you crash to death here, it will be unlucky. ”

Jia's eyes widened, coughed a few times, wow, a mouthful of blood vomited out, and his face became even paler. A pungent smell of blood filled the air. This frightened those little eunuchs, and they looked nervously at Grandpa Jia who was rolling his eyes, his face was full of sadness, and his expression was even more sad than his dead father. Duan Yue looked at a chill, not like he was looking at the leader, but as if he was worried...... When I thought of a middle-aged eunuch doing that with a little eunuch in his arms, my stomach was like a river overturning, and I couldn't control it, and I took a few steps to the bathroom and vomited.

Father-in-law Jia could only wave his hand and ask the little eunuchs to take him back, and if he stayed any longer, he would only bring humiliation on himself! In the face of a group of hooligans, he had no choice but to hand it over to the superior leaders.

Without the eunuchs to make trouble, the Ouchi guards began to go crazy again.

Duan Yue was a little worried, the imperial city's guard system consisted of three layers, the first layer was the Praetorian Guard, the second layer was the Ouchi guards and the West Factory, and the third layer was the East Factory. Therefore, Dongchang has the greatest power, because they are the most favored by those nobles in the harem. The largest number was the Praetorian Guard, with 150,000 men. And the Ouchi guards and the West Factory are cold-lipped, more accurately, they are difficult brothers, sandwiched between the two, and life is very difficult.

In particular, the grievances between the Ouchi guards and the East Factory have been going on for a long time, and there are often brawls, and this time they all have to die. But the one in the imperial city doesn't care much about such a matter, the most important thing is that now the four families check and balance each other and reach a perfect balance. Originally, the East Factory was created by the chief eunuch of the Ouchi, and the authority was firmly in the hands of the old eunuch, but the lord of the imperial city issued a secret order, and the old eunuch was chopped into meat sauce and turned into meat, and was eaten by the group of pets he raised, so the authority of the East Factory was lightly grasped by him and handed over to the henchman eunuch Sandezi to manage. The West Factory was founded by a powerful concubine, in order to supervise the world and cut off the personnel who are not conducive to their own forces. As soon as he saw that Xichang was growing, he sent the noble concubine into the cold palace with a holy decree and punished her nine clans, so that Xichang was seized by him again, and then handed over to another confidant eunuch Guo An to take power. Ouchi Guards, this organization has a long history, and the first founding emperor personally ordered it to be created, responsible for protecting the safety of important personnel in the imperial city. It's a pity that the strength is declining day by day, and most of it has been carved up by the East and West Factory, leaving only some dispensable functions, which can be regarded as the pension department. For example, Qinglong was originally the elite of the West Factory, and he made great contributions, but unfortunately offended Guo An. But after all, he Qinglong is a hero, and he can't be killed, and he is not at ease in the field, so he is placed in the inner guard. One is easy to monitor, and the other has the meaning of treating heroes well.

Qinglong adheres to the principle of having wine today and getting drunk today, and caring about it tomorrow and tomorrow, and leads a group of subordinates to eat and drink the sea every day. And the other three commanders, White Tiger, Vermilion Bird, and Xuanwu, are all good at sycophancy, closely following the great eunuch Guo An, and in essence, the Ouchi guards have been controlled by the West Factory.

As soon as these Ouchi guards got drunk and told the truth, Duan Yue had the feeling of entering a fake Ouchi guard. But it's not bad, when you kill the bastards of the West Factory, and then kill the group of eunuchs in the East Factory, the big internal guards will be outstanding, and you won't be able to go there when the time comes, and it is not impossible to even coerce the Son of Heaven to order the world. It's tough, but there's hope. Most people live, in fact, because they hold on to a little bit of hope, otherwise the weight of life and the cruel reality would have died a long time ago.

The waiter changed another batch of wine, and I am afraid that I will drink it until dawn.