Chapter 117: I'll Explode Your Chrysanthemum

Yang Yulu clapped her hands and said, "This is a good idea, let's rock-paper-scissors."

Haikui said, "How old are you? still playing this game? Forget it, I'm here for a treat." ”

Zhao Xiaoxi glanced at his face, and a sly light flashed in his eyes, "If you don't play, don't play, don't treat you, let's three of us." As she spoke, she beckoned Ma Mengmeng and Yang Yulu, and the three of them asked for rock-paper-scissors.

Haikui really didn't expect that in these years, aren't the guests waiting for the big head to come out and dig out, where is there a living Lei Feng, but these girls are impacting Haikui's three views!

I'm a boy with a very positive outlook, please don't want this sauce purple!

We're going to change my outlook!

Haikui stretched out his hand helplessly, "Okay, I'll play with you young children." ”

Zhao Xiaoxi scolded with a smile: "Who is young, I think you are like a child." ”

Haikui said in his heart: Do you want me to prove it to you? Brother Mao has all grown up, otherwise we can verify it in bed, but he didn't dare to say this.

"Come on, don't be verbose, you will come out of stone or cloth. Yang Yulu rolled up her sleeves and said proudly.

"I'm out of the cloth. Ma Mengmeng replied weakly.

"Then I'll get out of the stone. Haikui couldn't laugh or cry.

"Okay, then I'll take out the scissors. Zhao Xiaoxi rubbed his hands excitedly.

Yang Yulu was reluctant, "What do you mean, one person will come out of one, when will you be able to divide the winner or loser, then so be it, I'll arrange it." ”

Yang Yulu said, pointing at Haikui and said, "You, and you, and you, just the three of you can go out of the cloth." ”

Haikui asked, "Then what happened to you?"

"I'll know what to do later, so let's prepare. Yang Yulu said with a wink.

Ji Yujing couldn't help but laugh beside her, the corners of her mouth kept twitching, these people are too funny, low intelligence? Or is it deliberate? But it can be clearly seen that it is deliberate!

"Are you ready?" asked Yang Yulu again.

"Ready. Haikui and the three replied in unison.

"Okay, rock-paper-scissors!" Yang Yulu ordered.

Of the four people, Yang Yulu and Haikui came out of the scissors, and Zhao Xiaoxi and Ma Meng sprouted the cloth.

Zhao Xiaoxi shook his head with a disappointed face, "Hey, I didn't expect to lose." ”

Haikui couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, can you not lose, let you go out of the cloth, you will go out of the cloth, you are not only a road idiot, but your brain will not turn.

I glanced at Ma Mengmeng, class leader, are you a nerd?

Yang Yulu pouted and looked at Haikui and said, "What's the matter with you, didn't you say that you came out of the cloth?"

Haikui scratched his head, "Mistakes, mistakes, let's tie, let's have one." ”

"Okay, what's wrong with you?" Yang Yulu asked.

Haikui thought for a moment, "I'll get out of the stone." ”

"Good. Yang Yulu smiled happily.

This question is also a vain question, is it rock-paper-scissors, is he really according to what he said?

The two of them were ready to go, "One, two, three!" The two stretched out their hands at the same time, Hai Kui took out the scissors, and Yang Yu revealed the cloth.

Haikui Ha Lu Ha smiled, "You see, I still won, what to eat, hurry up, I'll go to report the meal." ”

Yang Yulu's face was full of anger, "Haikui, you liar. ”

Haikui glanced at her and said, "Sure enough, you have a big chest and no brain, are your brains a slurry?" Haven't you heard of a man's words, if you can believe it, the sow can go up the tree." ”

Originally, it was said that Yang Yulu, but Zhao Xiaoxi and Ma Mengmeng also took their seats, thinking that they were also brainless, and their faces turned red when they brushed their faces.

Ji Yujing patted Haikui next to her, her smiling eyes were gone, "I said, you left your phone number to me, you are so funny." ”

Haikui took a step to the side, "Don't want this sauce purple, people are very pure! Don't try to date me secretly." ”

"Phew, self-inflicted. Yang Yulu took a sip.

Hai Kui suddenly said, "It seems that you should also study philosophy." ”

"What are you for?" Yang Yulu asked strangely.

"Studying philosophy can make people grow mentally, and in this way, they will become smarter, but ....... Haikui turned the corner and looked at Yang Yulu and smiled.

"But what?" Yang Yulu frowned, this guy always looked like this.

"You've been, I like your big-breasted helpless look. After saying that, hehe, he smiled.

Yang Yulu rushed towards Haikui with a move, and scolded: "I know that you can't spit out ivory in your dog's mouth." ”

She was close, playing with Haikui, her chest was turbulent, and she was wearing very thin clothes in summer, Haikui saw that her index finger moved, and Yang Yulu still exuded a faint fragrance, Haikui couldn't help but gently stick to her ear and said, "You are so fragrant." ”

Yang Yulu was instantly shy, let go of Haikui and stopped messing with him, took a few steps back, hugged Ma Mengmeng's arm, and stopped talking.

Haikui felt that his heart was beating fast, and he didn't know what Lu Dao was just now, so he suddenly teased Yang Yulu.

Both of them suddenly fell silent as if they had done something bad.

Zhao Xiaoxi shouted: "On such a hot day, I want to eat cold powder!"

"I eat too. Ji Yujing smiled.

Haikui ordered five servings of cold noodles.

The cold powder is ready, they need to serve the cold powder themselves, a few girls chatted, they didn't pay attention, Hai Kui divided it three times alone, brought four bowls to them, when handed to Yang Yulu, Yang Yulu reached out to pick it up, inadvertently touched Hai Kui's hand, frightened and quickly retracted, Hai Kui touched Yang Yulu's hand, but also subconsciously shrank his hand, the bowl turned over directly, buckled on Yang Yulu's body.

Luckily it's cool.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hai Kui hurriedly apologized, and then grabbed the cold powder on her body with his hand, and a soft force bounced Hai Kui's hand away, Hai Kui was stunned, his right hand was pressing on Yang Yulu's chest just now.

It's good to be resilient!

The rest of the girls looked at Haikui in a daze, and didn't know what to say for a while.

"I didn't mean to. Haikui saw that Yang Yulu was about to shout, so he covered Yang Yulu's mouth with lightning speed and didn't let her shout.

Yang Yulu felt extremely aggrieved, and said a lot of words, but her mouth was covered by Haikui, and she couldn't understand anything, but she didn't have to think about it, she knew that she was scolding Haikui for some words.

"Don't shout, don't shout, I know it's wrong, as long as you don't shout, I'll let you go. Haikui said softly.

Yang Yulu's nails were deeply pinched into the flesh of Haikui's arm, and she was angry, tears rolling in her eyes.

Ma Mengmeng hurriedly said: "Yulu, he didn't mean it, Haikui, where did you treat girls like this!"

Zhao Xiaoxi said: "Oh, didn't you just touch it, and it was still through the clothes, and besides, he didn't mean it, don't be angry." ”

Yang Yulu looked at Zhao Xiaoxi with hatred, Zhao Xiaoxi was uncomfortable, so he had to say: "I said it wrong, he is a big **." ”

Yang Yulu glared at Zhao Xiaoxi twice, and then her mood recovered a little.

On the other side, two boys stood aside, and one of them said to the other boy: "Xiaobai, you go and report him! ”

"He Shao, this is not good. The boy named Xiaobai said weakly.

"What do you mean it's not good? You didn't see him touching the beautiful woman's breasts, and covering the beauty's mouth to prevent him from speaking. Such a beast, if you don't report him, it will be too conniving to him. He Shao said angrily.

"Okay. Seeing that the boss was angry, Xiaobai had no choice but to walk towards Haikui in three steps and two turns.

He Shaofeng was stunned and whispered, "What the fuck are you going to do?"

Xiaobai thought that he was urging himself, so he quickened his pace and walked to Haikui's side and patted Haikui on the shoulder.

Haikui looked up and looked at a boy in front of him who was about the same height as himself, thin, with a bitter face, short hair, and dark skin.

Haikui let go of Yang Yulu's mouth, but Yang Yulu didn't make any more trouble, and also looked at the boy who suddenly arrived and had something to do.

"I'm here to blow you up!" Bai Jun tried to pretend to be vicious, but his face was too bitter, which made people feel that they couldn't laugh or cry.

"What?" Hae-kui didn't understand.

The other girls didn't understand either, and looked at the strange boy in front of them in a daze.

"That ......" Bai Jun said, turned his head to look at his boss in the distance, and had to bite the bullet and said: "My boss said, you bully girls, let me explode your chrysanthemum." ”

He Shaofeng really wanted to use a knife to hack the boy of the White Army to death, Nima can't blame you, a poor ghost, at the mercy of others, Lao Tzu asked you to report this kid for openly molesting girls in the school cafeteria, you fucking understand that you want to explode his chrysanthemum!

But after all, it was his own person, and He Shaofeng really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, so he hurriedly turned around and left the cafeteria.

Ji Yujing felt that she was probably the most laughing in her life, she slapped the table vigorously and said, "Damn, there is really a chrysanthemum man in this world! Ha Lu Ha. She smiled and leaned back.

Ma Mengmeng's face was flushed, and she coughed a few times without speaking.

And Zhao Xiaoxi's mind didn't turn around for a while, and asked Ji Yujing: "Why do you say that he is a chrysanthemum man? What is he here for?"

Ji Yujing looked at Zhao Xiaoxi, speechless for a while, and gave a thumbs up, "Sister, this world is a lot purer because of you!"

Haikui looked at Bai Jun and said, "Are you sent by the monkey?"

Bai Jun looked very embarrassed, he didn't expect the girl to laugh so exaggeratedly, he glanced back and found that his boss was gone, so he had to say to Haikui: "My boss is He Shao, not a monkey." ”

Haikui couldn't help but laugh, "Has the IQ of human beings deteriorated recently?"

Yang Yulu had already taken out a tissue to wipe off the food on her body, and she could only simply clean it up and go back to change her clothes later.

She looked up at Hai Kui and said, "Do you think everyone is just like you, with so many flowery intestines? ”

Haikui glanced at Yang Yulu, then looked at the young man in front of him, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, you are also righteous and brave, I am very moved, sit down, I will ask for two bowls of cold noodles, sit down and eat together." After saying that, Haikui turned around and went to ask for two bowls of cold noodles.