Chapter 356: Chronicle of the Southern Expedition II
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Zhao Lao looked at the dark clouds in the sky with a huff, and scolded: "It doesn't matter what they use to make the bowstring, in short, if the sky is in love, Lao Tzu will burn this damn woods with a fire." Pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info her mother, these guys are more shrewd than mice, plus God's help, we want to pass from here, we still have to pay some money...... General, how about we force our way through? Ignore them guys who stand in our way. ”
Chang Tie hurriedly said: "This is not good, have you forgotten the last time we tried to force our way over, but we were injured by their poisonous arrows and injured more than a thousand brothers? Damn, this arrow is also very poisonous, and we can treat it quickly, but we still lost more than 500 people." Our army of 100,000 marched through this ravine in a row, and they could shoot at our brothers in the woods without aiming at all...... We can't afford to take that risk. There were two thousand men in their camp at most, and three or four thousand archers in the woods on either side, so it was not good that our casualties were too great for such a small camp. ”
The kitten sat dejectedly in the muddy water, and sneered: "Lao Tzu's lifelong fame, do you have to fall in this ghost place? Alas, what can you bet with that damn trampling guy? Lao Tzu thought he had found a shortcut, but how did he know that it was such a dead end." If we ignore the casualties of our brothers, we can rush straight inside, but at least nearly 10,000 brothers will be shot by poisoned arrows, and I am reluctant. ”
A little annoyed, he tore off his helmet, his messy hair poked into the sky as tenaciously as thatch, and the kitten's head seemed to be bigger again. "The sneak attack has been tried, but it is useless, such a deep mud, it is impossible for the brothers to approach silently. The elite of the squad went to the woods to besiege them, and the bastards in turn besieged the men we had sent out. Alas, if Lao Tzu rushes over, they will immediately flash into the forest, and they can't catch it, annoying!"
A general grabbed a piece of leather armor and stabbed it with his fingers, and suddenly the armor made of cowhide opened a hole. "Alas, when does this rain not fall, but it falls at this fatal time. If our cavalry could rush out, at least their camp wouldn't be able to stop us...... If the weather were clear, at least in the woods, our warriors would not have suffered such a big loss. I really don't know how those Yuanmeng soldiers fought in such a heavy rain in the dense forest. ”
The kitten was so angry that he slapped his head, and then slammed his fist on the rock beside him, and scolded loudly: "No matter so much, wait for three more days, and if it is still a heavy rain in three days, we will take a detour." I'd rather walk hundreds of miles more than let my brothers get through the arrows of others...... If there weren't so many trees in this damn southern Xinjiang, Lao Tzu would have rushed under their royal city a long time ago...... And this rain, it's still snowing in the north, and it's raining so heavily here. ”
A group of generals looked at the dark clouds in the sky at the same time and cursed loudly. Everything was because of this rain, and the combat effectiveness of the Ming army was at least half consumed by this continuous rain and deep silt, and the 100,000 army was stopped in front of this small ravine by thousands of archers, which was really unbearable. My God, I'm afraid I'm helping the Yuanmeng people? How can it rain so heavily in the south? It's only January now, and it's still winter, how can it rain so heavily?
The mist was suddenly forced away by a floating figure, and Shui Xiu'er slowly walked over with a xylophone and long hair scattered. Her face was whiter, a little more transparent. The aura on her body was even more weird, as if a deep black hole was dragging everything around her into her body, and the invisible pressure became stronger and stronger with her appearance. Although it was raining heavily, there was still a bit of stuffiness in the air, and these traces of hot breath disappeared without a trace with the appearance of Shui Xiu'er.
Chang Tie and Boss Zhao were full of excitement, and hurriedly retreated a few steps back, not daring to look at Shui Xiu'er. In their minds, at the same time, the miserable appearance of half a month ago when she split a Yuanmeng general into an ice sculpture with one palm, turned into countless ice cubes and flew out, and killed more than a dozen people. The blood-red ice enveloped the muscles and internal organs, flying through the air with a piercing whistling sound, and it was a hellish sight. Since that time, in the entire Ming army camp, except for the kitten, no one dares to talk to Shui Xiu'er.
When the kitten saw Shui Xiu'er coming over, she immediately stood up from the mud puddle, patted her buttocks indiscriminately, and slapped the large pieces of mud down. The heavy rain flowed down his body, and the mud was washed away in the blink of an eye. He asked vaguely: "Hey, little girl, do you have a way to attract those bastards out of the woods? Your piano sound should be okay, right? Hahaha, if you can get them out, go back to Yingtianfu, I'll go and say a few good things to you, hahaha!"
The kitten's strange eyes rolled wildly, and she looked Shui Xiu'er up and down randomly. Shui Xiu'er's almost transparent face was shy for a while, and it was extremely rare to show a hint of blush. The air shield of her protective body was violently put outside, and the raindrops and mist were shocked and flew outward, and a soft voice came out: "General Tiger, I can't help it." If my yaoqin is still there, that's fine...... But now this xylophone can't play the tune at all, so what?"
The slender fingers gently fluctuated on the strings, and the strings made a 'crunch' hoarse sound, which made people's ears numb, where could it still attract people? She said with a little regret: "My Yaoqin, the strings were originally made of silk, and I am not afraid of the weather on this rainy day, but they were all broken by the predecessors of the water, and now I can't find anything to replace them." Moreover, even if the Yaoqin is still in his hand, I am afraid that the effect will not be good. She looked at the mist around her, and in this weather, her own voice could be heard twenty feet into the sky.
The kitten's face fell again, and he said angrily: "Oh, then you just can't help it? If you can't do it, just go back to the camp for me, so many documents, can you just approve it?" Hmph, that damn Shui Yuanzi, if I catch him by the tiger master, I will have to bite him to death." His lips pursed, his two big teeth flashed white, and a trace of cold made Chang Tie and them tremble again, thinking: "This tiger master, why does he always say that he wants to bite?"
Shui Xiu'er's face was full of annoyance, and she quickly floated in the direction of the camp with the xylophone in her arms. She scolded in a low voice: "None of you are serious! Lord Lu is a stone, that senior is a disaster star, and you are a lazy cat! Are you a general or am I? If the Ministry of War knows that I imitate your handwriting and read the documents, it will look good at that time." ”
The kitten tilted her head and looked at the camp in front of her, pretending not to hear Shui Xiu'er's complaint at all. He whispered in his mouth: "If it weren't for Yue'er's might have died, would I have let you get close to Fengzi?" Hmph, if Yue'er was here, which woman dared to fight Fengzi's idea, I would have killed her with one claw...... Damn, if I hadn't taught the wrong mantra and let you practice as a shemale, I wouldn't have been too lazy to be a good person. ”
He muttered: "However, what did he do with that old water monster? Shui Xiu'er is not his daughter, why is he so enthusiastic? Alas, isn't he just breaking a piano, why is he so serious? When the time comes, just ask someone to search for the best piano in the world and compensate her...... Hehe, but that girl is a Nine Yin Absolute Vein, who has cultivated my demon technique and your Shui Yuanzi's 'Soft Water Divine Technique', even a qi refiner can't get too close to her, I see how you Shui Yuanzi can make do with the two of them. ”
With the intention of watching the excitement, the kitten roared with a smile: "Everyone listen to the tiger master, if this damn rain doesn't stop in three days, we will change our path." Damn, this damn southern Xinjiang, with many mountains, ditches, trees, and poisonous insects, is a damn place. This battle is over, grandpa, I will never come to this place again...... Yuanmeng boys, listen, Master Tiger and I are leaving, you can also eat and sleep with confidence. ”
A Yuanmeng general with a few flower feathers on his head poked his head out of the camp and glanced a few times in this direction. The kitten immediately grabbed a stone the size of a bowl and threw it at the general's head. 'Whew', a white light flashed, and the stone spanned a distance of two hundred zhang and had reached the front of the Yuanmeng general. The general exclaimed, subconsciously tilted his head, and the stone flew past his face, smashing a pillar on a fence to pieces.
The kitten laughed loudly: "Agaga, haha, if you get closer, this stone of Lao Tzu can break your head." Damn, even if you kid has the ability, you're a man, thousands of soldiers and horses stopped my 100,000 army, although God is also helping you, but you kid is also a man. He licked his lips and showed a terrible smile: "A good man should have a good way to die, haha, Master Hu, I will find a way to remove your head in three days, you kid wait." ”
The general's face changed wildly, and at the sound of an order, the soldiers in the camp retreated into the dense forest under his leadership. He shouted a few words in this direction, probably saying, "You are also a good man, I am not your opponent...... But if you have what you can do, come and get me in the woods. He jumped a few times on a vine and disappeared into the vast forest.
The kitten pursed her lips and muttered, "Am I crazy, run into that kind of ghost place to chase you down? Hmph! I just want to scare you to go to the forest to get drenched in the rain, Master Tiger, I don't feel good outside, don't think about being happy inside." He let out a few smug laughs, patted his head and said, "Look, let you leave the camp and leave the fire, and go to the forest to suffer as a wild man, my tiger master is really getting smarter and wiser." There was a hint of deceitfulness in his eyes.
Boss Zhao and a group of soldiers who broke the camp hurriedly patted their ass: "Isn't it, we follow the tiger master, and we all feel that our heads are getting better and better." Oh, especially you, Master Tiger, I can see the light flashing in your eyes recently, it must be a great improvement in skill, and this wise and martial arts ability is also a big increase...... Alas, apart from you, Master Hu, who else can let them abandon their camp and go into the forest to suffer? ”
The sound of the tide of sycophants did not exchange for God's sunny face, the sky was still cloudy, and it was still pouring rain. The uncomfortable kitten sneaked into the dense forest with hundreds of elite soldiers and killed more than a dozen Yuanmeng archers. But just half an hour after entering, the kitten ran back with his subordinate soldiers and more than 30 soldiers who had been poisoned by poisoned arrows. The venom on this poisonous arrow came from a local specialty of a 'blood sealing' tree, and the middle of the arrow died instantly. Fortunately, there were many elixirs on the kitten's body, so more than two dozen soldiers were saved, but nine strong men still fell.
Helplessly, he issued a series of crazy curses to God, and jumped into the dense forest with brute force to smash dozens of boulders into it, and cursed at the group of timid Yuanmeng soldiers for a long time, and the kitten led an army of 100,000 to turn around and retreat back along the road where he came. Along the way, several poisonous arrows were constantly shot in the dense forest on the side of the road, but the terrain here was much more open, the power of the arrows was much smaller, and the Ming army was on guard, but it did not cause any casualties.
When the kittens came out of the forest area, there were a few whistles from behind, and the Yuanmeng general came out of the woods with a smile on his face and greeted the kitten: "General Tiger walks slowly, I won't give away flowers." General Tiger is indeed the first fierce general I have ever seen in my life, if it weren't for that ravine, Blossom would have lost the camp...... Hehe, hello go, there are strangers near Panguling where you are going, and there is a pass where tens of thousands of soldiers are stationed, you have to be careful. ”
With a 'poof', a spear slammed into the back of the flower's heart, protruding from his chest. Shui Xiu'er, who was full of yin and evil spirits, floated down from a big tree like a ghost, and said coldly to the dead flower: "Shui Xiu'er was ordered to punish you and went to the Hades Palace, you sue the guy called Li Hu, don't trouble me...... Even if you come to provoke me, it depends on whether you have the ability. ”
There was a cry of anger in the dense forest, and with the valley that was no more than ten zhang wide, it was hard to stop the kitten's 100,000 army for eight days and eight nights, but because of a whim, he was killed on the spot by Shui Xiu'er. The army behind the Ming army hall let out loud cheers, and slowly moved forward in the angry reprimand of those Yuanmeng soldiers.
A Yuanmeng officer jumped out of the woods, and he shouted angrily: "Southern Dynasty barbarian, come in and fight with grandpa, do you dare?"
No one responded to him, only Shui Xiu'er glanced back at him, and his cold eyes made his soul tremble. The officer stood beside the flower corpse and kept scolding, tears raining down, and a low cry came out in the dense forest, faintly passing along the wind. The Ming army happily sang a military song, and with a majestic singing, the army slowly left this damn dense forest. A few officers laughed loudly: "Those idiots Yuanmeng Tartars, if they have the guts, they will try to fight with us on the flat ground?"
After a long circle around a mountain range, and after six days of difficult trekking in the wind and rain, the kittens finally reached the foot of Pangu Mountain. Looking at it from a distance, you can see a high mountain rising into the sky, half of the mountain is submerged in clouds and mist, dense jungle from the towering mountain range has spread to the flatland, just a dozen miles to the left of Pangu Ridge, there is a strong checkpoint, choking the gate to continue south. A straight road, large enough for ten carriages to walk side by side, passed in front of the pass, leading to the royal city of the Yuan and Mongolian forces in the south.
The kitten scratched the stiff whiskers on his face, and muttered, "Well, this road is easy to walk, but it is more than a thousand miles away, and it goes around the mountain, so it is not troublesome." Moreover, there are at least more than 100,000 soldiers and horses stationed on this avenue, so it is a bit troublesome to fight like this. I'm not afraid of anything else, I'm afraid that the old guy will take advantage of it, and he will easily drive under the royal city, and Lao Tzu will lose a lot of silver to him. ”
Chang Tie squinted his eyes and looked at the Xiongguan where the city wall was five or six zhang high, and said in a low voice: "If the general wants to hurry, we will send 20,000 soldiers and horses to choke their city gate, this city pass will be a waste, and the army can continue to move south." But such a division of troops is a taboo for soldiers, and our soldiers and horses are not necessarily much stronger than Yuanmeng's. They also have the convenience of the terrain, and we divide our troops to move forward, which is very inappropriate. ”
The kitten shook its head, took off its helmet, poured more than half a pound of rain down from it, and twisted its wet hair indiscriminately, wringing out at least a pound of rainwater. He said vaguely: "Divide the troops? No, even if you have to hurry, Lao Tzu has to think about the lives of his brothers." Damn, city by city, I will call the tiger master, when they shrink in the city, will it be useful? Tell the brothers to set up camp, boil more ginger soup and chili soup to warm their bodies, smoke and dry their clothes, take a good rest, and start attacking the city in the afternoon!"
As soon as he gave the order, the clouds near the Pangu Ridge gradually dispersed, revealing a clear blue sky. A golden ray of sunlight shrouded Pangu Ridge, and every tree and rock seemed to emit a golden light. The clouds in the sky quickly dissipated without a trace, and the warm sunlight filled the entire world almost instantly. The soldiers of the Ming army were stunned for a moment, and suddenly let out a loud cheer, this damn rain finally stopped. And in the distance, on the city gate, a loud horn sounded, and the reflection of swords and guns immediately appeared on the city.
(To be continued)