Chapter 5 The counterattack of small bean buns
I chuckled in my heart, what would he ask, could he see something? This question is so strange that I don't know how to answer, and I can't speak for a while.
"If you don't speak, let me guess. "Whoosh, this dead guy returned the sword into the sheath again, and analyzed with great interest that I would care about a steamed bun: "When you first entered this house, you saw the steamed bun's face change significantly at first sight, and then carefully put it away without any crumbs, what does this mean?"
"What does it mean?" I felt a little flustered, and I felt like I was being seen through.
"You can't eat the steamed buns, why do you say you want to take them away?" The black-clothed thief looked at him and walked around the room, and then said slowly: "Imagine that one night, a thief, still a thief who can't eat enough, sneaks into this room to steal something, maybe it's because he is used to chewing something on his mouth, or he can't eat enough, this guy likes to carry something to eat, such as steamed buns." And when this kid was looking for the thing he was looking for, he casually put the half-eaten steamed bun in his hand on the desk. This little thief is really careless, but what do you think this kid is looking for?"
This black-clothed thief is really not simple, according to a broken steamed bun, he can also guess the scene of my master's visit here five days ago, more carefully than I remembered, I really can't underestimate the IQ of the old man. Although Xiao Doubao's IQ is high, it is no threat to me, and this big scourge in front of me has been analyzed so well, what is he going to do? I have never entered this house, what does it have to do with him whether I have taken anything or not.
No, he showed up in Old Man's house and asked me questions for a long time, but he didn't look like an assassin who had come to kill someone. (Assassins are here to kill, so how can there be so much time to ask long and short questions.) Since he is not an assassin, then the purpose of sneaking into the old man in the middle of the night is only one possibility, to find something.
He wanted to look for the old man's things, but he didn't find them, so he would ask me, when did the old man leave, and now he is pulling on my head, does he suspect that I took the thing he wanted? Yes, it must be like this, from the very beginning he saw me holding a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and he doubted me, how should I answer, to be honest, "So, what kind of answer do you want?" To be honest, I'm really not a smart person, what do you want to just say, do you have to go around and around interesting?
"Okay, I'm not going to talk nonsense, there's one thing in this house that I'm going to take, and if you take it, hand it over. The black-clothed thief's face changed and said lightly.
"What if the thing I took wasn't what you wanted?" I don't know if you're looking for something I took, and if you hand it over something that you didn't want, would you think I'm playing tricks on you and killing me?
"I promise, I won't kill you if it's not what I want. The black-clothed thief thought for a moment and said.
"Just now you said that you will keep me all dead, and now you don't want my life to change your words, you are so easy to be fooled when I am a three-year-old child. "It is better to believe that such thieves will be merciful than to believe that pie will fall from the sky.
"Nacheng, you're right, what you took away is not necessarily what I want, and I don't have any hope. The black-clothed thief sighed, and said leisurely: "Forget it, I'm not in a hurry anyway, I'll know when the surnamed Hua shows up and asks, don't worry." But you...", the black-clothed thief drew his sword again: "It's hard to guarantee that the ventilation report to the surnamed Hua in the future will be bad for me, and it will be your result today." ”
"Wait!" When the sword was still more than an inch away from my chest, I really panicked, it turned out that death was close at hand, it was such a terrible thing, my brain was spinning quickly, no, I had to find a way, I didn't want to die.
"What?" the black-clad thief's eyes flashed, and he stopped what he was doing.
"Then the thing I took is what you want, as long as there is a chance, you have to try it, don't you?" I said with a pretended composure.
"Little bean bag, small bean bag, open the door. ”
Since we got the account books of the old man Hua, in order to hide people's eyes and ears, when the night was empty and empty, Xiaodoubao and I would go to the firewood room to study.
"Senior brother, I'm almost asleep, and you just came back. Xiao Doubao pushed open the door sleepily and looked at me with an unhappy expression.
My little girl, don't you see a long sword behind me against my waist? You complain about me, who do I ask to complain?
The black-clothed thief behind me saw the door open, kicked me in, and then flashed sideways, entered the firewood room, and closed the door.
"Senior brother, who is he?" Xiao Doubao didn't seem surprised at all, why suddenly a dangerous person with a sharp weapon next to me stood next to me calmly like no one.
"Little brother, why aren't you scared at all?" The black-clothed thief's voice was a little thin, coquettish, how could he sound like a girl. As he spoke, he shook the sword in his hand in front of Xiao Doubao.
"What am I afraid of?" Xiao Doubao looked at me blankly, and asked, "Senior brother, are you afraid, is it fun for his sword to point at you?"
My little ancestor, what's the situation, you are not scared at all, Nima, why am my old men not calm at all in the face of this situation, is it better for me to practice an eight-year-old doll?
"This little baby is a little interesting, let me pinch your little face. ”
"Jade Pixiu Town Soul. Xiao Doubao said inexplicably.
As soon as the black-clothed thief's hand reached in front of Xiao Doubao's face, when he heard Xiao Doubao's words, he was stunned, looked at Xiao Doubao in surprise and asked, "Who are you?"
"Don't worry, you don't know me, and I don't know you. Xiaodou Baozhi said proudly: "It's just that your sword is shaking too much, and you are very good at my eyes, and I happened to see the word 'Pixiu'." ”
I'm happy, I'm really angry, I've been crushed to death by this damn black-clothed thief, I hate it so much that my teeth itch, I can't imagine that Xiaodoubao is a sharp counterattack, it's really relieving.
"How do you know about the Jade Pixiu Town's soul?" the black-clothed thief was only slightly startled before recovering his shock and asked with interest.
"Oh, listen to what Hua Wushu said. ”
"Your baby is not simple, you can see your sister's identity, and your sister is not difficult for you, hand over the things and I'll take a look, and I'll give you candy to eat when you're satisfied. The black-clothed thief Jade Pixiu Gege smiled, the smile was so bright, the veils were shaking with it, it turned out to be a fucking girl, I didn't find it for a long time, it's a shame.
"What is my sister looking for, could it be this thing?" Xiao Doubao dangled the account book in his hand in front of Yu Pixiu as if deliberately and unintentionally, as if he was a tribute to her playing with a sword just now.
I saw a bright color in Yu Pixiu's eyes when she saw the account book, could this thing really be what she wanted, and it was really a blind cat that ran into a dead mouse, and this can also be a coincidence?
"Show my sister. ”
"Sister, you can't read it. ”
"Bring it!" Yu Pixiu was no longer polite, grabbed it, and looked through it carefully.
Xiaodoubao was not annoyed, but pulled me around to look around: "Senior brother, let me see, are you injured?"
"Senior brother is fine, it's okay. "My eyes were red, and I was moved, I didn't expect this kid to care so much about me, to live up to my usual teachings, and to answer so many scientific questions beyond this era.
Xiaodoubao saw that I was not missing arms or legs, and he didn't say anything to me, but glanced lightly at Yu Pixiu, who was carefully looking at the account book: "Sister thinks, this thing is really what you want?"
"Huh?"
"Aren't you afraid of getting into trouble?"
Xiaodoubao's voice was very immature, but it was a little sonorous, and Yu Pixiu's face changed when she heard this, and she looked up at Xiaodoubao in surprise, looking a little incredulous. And I was scared into a cold sweat by this. This account book can still cause trouble, why didn't Xiaodoubao say it before, then I will die if I read it all over again?