Yan Wuyu crossed.

Here's the thing, on a sunny afternoon, Yan Wuyu was walking on the road heartlessly, and saw a young knight with a sword in white and pulled him in his way.

"This brother, I see that your eyes are blank and your complexion is dark, it must be because of the lack of love and moisture, but there is a providence in the underworld, so that you can meet me is the fate of the two of us, this favor, I must help!"

Yan Wufu glanced at the man and thought, "Is there a brain disease, right?

The man seemed to read his thoughts, took his hand and said, "I know you may not believe it, but I am an immortal and can grant you three wishes." ”

Yan Wuyu thought to himself: "The main drama is coming, and now the liars are becoming more and more imaginative! Anyway, Lao Tzu has three cents all over his body, what are you afraid of?"

"What do you want?"

"Find two girls for Lao Tzu!"

"As you wish!"

In the next second, Yan Wuyu's figure was like a wave of water, blurred, and the voice of the white-clothed swordsman faintly came from his ears: "If you want to find me, just smack yourself in the mouth!"

When Yan Wuyu opened his eyes again, he found that the roads, traffic, and buildings around him were gone, and he seemed to be standing on a grassland.

"Huhu" I don't know where two shadows came out of nowhere-

To prevent the world from being destroyed

To protect world peace

Carry out love and true evil

Cute and charming villains

Policy

Will be easy to enter

We are the rocket team that shuttles through the universe

White hole, white tomorrow awaits us

Meow~

"Stop!" Yan Wuyu roared, raising his hand and giving himself a mouthful!

Time seemed to stop, and the white-clothed swordsman suddenly appeared: "What's the matter?"

"I said, what's going on?" Yan Wufu asked, pointing to the two soft girls who were stiff and concave.

"What's wrong? Isn't it fashionable now that true love is between people of the same sex?"

"Damn! Lao Tzu's sexual orientation is normal!" Yan Wufu was furious.

"That's because you didn't make it clear! But don't be discouraged, you still have two wishes, this time you can be more detailed, so that I can help you sift through them. ”

"Really?" Thinking that he could choose again, Yan Wuyu's anger suddenly subsided, and after thinking about it, he said: "The girl I like is better to be beautiful, gentle, and temperamental, if you can understand poetry, calligraphy and painting, and can cook wine and chat with me, it will be more reliable!"

"It's not difficult!" the white-clothed swordsman clapped his hand.

In the next second, Yan Wuyu's figure once again blurred and blurred like water waves.

When Yan Wuyu opened his eyes again, he found that the bright moon was lonely, and the light was everywhere, a woman in white did not apply powder, and looked at him with a smile, her black hair was scattered on her shoulders, like a fairy in the Moon Palace.

The woman stretched out her jade hand, which was as pink as the tip of an onion, poured two glasses of wine shallowly, and asked, "Why don't you come and have a drink?"

"Uh...... Good, good. Yan Wuyu felt that his feet were soft and his legs were weak, and he stammered a little when he spoke.

The woman drank three cups with him, and suddenly said to the moon: "Youlan dew is like crying eyes." There is nothing to knot, and the fireworks are unbearable to cut......"

"Good poetry, good poetry. Yan Wuyu didn't understand, and thought that it would be right to praise loudly anyway.

"Do you really think it's good?" the woman smiled at her, and Yan Wu's delusional soul was about to be lost.

"It's really good, it's true!"

"It's getting late, the wind is cold and the dew is heavy, is the son willing to move into the tomb and talk with Xiao Bing Candle at night?" the woman covered her mouth and chuckled, revealing a thousand styles between her eyebrows and eyes.

"Yes, willing...... Where do you say you want to move in?"

"Enter the tomb!" The woman swayed lightly, took a few steps forward and grabbed Yan Wuyu's arm, revealing a lonely grave behind her, and four small characters were engraved on the tablet in front of the tomb - "Su Xiaoxiao's Tomb".

"I'll go!" Yan Wuyu was cold, raised his hand and slapped himself in the mouth, time stood still again, and the white-clothed swordsman jumped out of nowhere: "How is it?"

"Satisfied with your sister!" Yan Wufu scolded: "What the hell does Lao Tzu want is a living person!"

"Is that so? you didn't make it clear!" the white-clothed swordsman was a little aggrieved: "But it doesn't matter, you still have one more chance, this time you have to make it clear!"

"What the hell am I ......" Yan Wuyu originally wanted to burst into foul language, but then he thought about it, lest this white-clothed swordsman deliberately put on his own small shoes.

"I want ...... I want to ......" Yan Wuyu rubbed the corners of his clothes a little embarrassed: "You want to be young, sexy, and energetic, and ...... The figure is a little better, that kind of ...... That...... You know?"

"Well, I know, I know. The white-clothed swordsman squeezed his eyes at him and made an OK gesture, "Is there anything else?"

"Huh? And ......."

"Do you want to live?"

"It has to be!" Yan Wuxuan shouted.

"Okay. The young man in white clapped his hands.

In the next second, Yan Wuyu's figure once again blurred and blurred like water waves.

When Yan Wuyu opened his eyes again, he found that there was a big book in front of him, with four big characters on it, and there was an ethereal voice-over: "The following is the advertising time - Bai Ze, a scholar who dreams of cultivating immortals, inadvertently rescued a strange fish and obtained a mysterious gold bead, so that he has the ability to absorb thousands of metal aura......"

"Holy! What the is this?"

Yan Wuyu repeatedly pumped his mouth more than a dozen times, and the white-clothed swordsman was late, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, the sponsor asked for it, and we can't help it, the following is the main drama......"

The scenery in front of them changed, and they all felt as if they were in a noisy bar, the music was deafening, and the DJ on the scene stretched out his voice and shouted: "Here is our queen, the weeping Yanagi who is here." ”

All the lights dimmed instantly, and a dozen high-powered spotlights overhead hit the center of the stage at the same time, where there was a shallow swimming pool, and a hot girl in a bikini slowly raised her head from under the water.

The water ran down her forehead, over the corners of her eyes, over her nose, down the corners of her upturned lips, and down her snow-white neck, into her deep cleavage......

The girl shook her hair violently, and the droplets of water raised at the tips of her hair splashed on Yan Wuyu's face, and then she stretched out her tongue and licked her sexy lips, giving Yan Wuyu a flying kiss.

Yan Wuyu only felt that his heart was pounding like a drum, and he couldn't help but scream: "Medicine, give me a medicine, my heart attack is going to attack!"

The girl began to sing - "Who's knocking on my window, who's tugging at the heartstrings......"

The voice is coquettish, sweet and greasy, making people feel as if thousands of pores in the body are opened together, and then slowly brushed with a small brush, which makes people itch unbearably, and can't help but want to hug her into her arms and save her wantonly.

Yan Wufu couldn't stand it anymore, subconsciously unbuttoned the first two buttons of his shirt, picked up the wine on the table and drank it all: "I can't stand it, Lao Tzu wants to ...... today"

The lights suddenly dimmed, and it was pitch black in front of me, only a few big words kept swaying - "Predict what will happen next, and the details will be broken down in the group!"

"Holy, what's the matter?"

Yan Wuyu began to pump his mouth again, just as he came over to pump, he pumped in reverse, pumped in different ways, and smoked for twenty minutes, and when he was almost desperate, the white-clothed swordsman appeared!

"Why the hell are you fooling me?" Yan Wufu pounced on, grabbed the placket of the white-clothed swordsman, and said viciously.

"Sir, don't worry! Let me explain to you, the front is all free, and the back is ...... But you have to pay for it, after all, it's not easy to be an author, right!"

"Pay?" Yan Wuyu calmed down: "I'm only three cents on my body!"

"Three cents is also a mind, the key is to have the consciousness of reading the genuine version, a chapter only costs a few cents, dear!"

"Really?" Yan Wu was moved.

"It's absolutely true, and if you look at the genuine version, you can also add it to the book friend group of "Gold Devouring Sword Fairy", the girls in it are so enthusiastic!

"That's good, you can't lie to me, right?"

"Absolutely not, group number: 158208964, you can add it with a subscription screenshot after it is put on the shelf, as long as you report my Bai Ze's name after joining the group, there will naturally be a lot of girls pounce on you, what are you hesitating about?

After the white-clothed swordsman finished speaking, the "whoosh" disappeared, and Yan Wuyu found himself back on the original road, surrounded by tall buildings, crowded traffic, everything was like a dream, only the three-cent coin in his palm was clutched, and the group number printed in his mind, reminding him over and over again - all this is true!

Yan Wuyu thought to himself: "Although this Bai Ze is a bit second, but what he said is quite tempting, okay, Lao Tzu will recharge when he goes home, and he will watch the genuine version in the future, the sisters in the group, wait for me......!"

Haha, spoof yourself, by the way, thank the three moderators of this book - Shi Zheng, Jiang Yijinzhi and Liu Su, who hides tears, thank you for your support and encouragement.

Let's get down to business, I have a relatively stable job, an iron job in a public institution, and my income is okay, so I have to go to work during the day, and I can only code words at night.

But, but, but...... I really want to quit my job and become a full-time writer so that I can update a little more every day and have a little more time to think every day.

Everything depends on the subscription, for all book friends, it doesn't cost a few dollars a month to read the genuine version, but for me, it is directly related to whether I can really chase my dream and be a full-time writer.

So, if you can, when the book hits the shelves on Friday, please support the author and support the genuine version.

No excuses.