Chapter 012: A Little Try
You Xian'an didn't wait for Shi Tianci to speak, and asked first: "How is it, do you have any magic weapons that you like?"
Shi Tianci looked at You Hui'an, this person was obviously a senior uncle, and he actually personally asked about such a trivial matter as the distribution and exchange of magic weapons, which was really unusual. Shi Tianci said slowly: "Uncle Shi, I really don't know much about magic weapons, can you please ask Uncle Shi to help introduce me?"
You Hui'an was patient and briefly explained the nature, function, characteristics, and pros and cons of each magic weapon. Shi Tianci listened to it and took a fancy to the Nine Dragons Zhuxian Sword, which looked very handsome.
Shi Tianci then asked You Han'an: "Uncle Shi, I want that Nine Dragons Zhuxian Sword, is it okay?"
You Xian'an said: "Of course you can, the price is ten lower-grade spirit stones." β
Shi Tianci said: "I don't have a spirit stone, can I use the talisman seal to change the line?"
When You Hui'an heard this, his eyes rolled, and he immediately thought about it. He deliberately looked embarrassed and said, "This is not easy to do, my rule here is to only accept spirit stones, and nothing else." β
When Shi Tianci heard this, he said with some regret: "That's it, then forget it." β
You Hui'an hurriedly said: "However, I see that your bones are Qingqi, and you have an indissoluble bond with this Nine Dragons Zhuxian Sword, so it's okay, I'll give you a chance, you and I bet on a game, if you win, I will give you this Nine Dragons Zhuxian Sword without taking a penny." If you lose, you're going to give me five low-level sigils for nothing, what do you think?"
When Shi Tianci heard this, his eyes widened, and he said very cutely: "Uncle Shi, gambling will destroy the monk's cultivation mind, isn't this okay?"
You Xian'an said: "What do you know, haven't you heard of small gambling pleasures? We don't play big games, small ones come and go, it's just to kill time, and we don't gamble on the heavens and the earth, what are we afraid of? To tell you the truth, my Dao heart is gambling." How about a round?"
Shi Tianci put on a very stupid and naΓ―ve face and said, "Uncle Shi, I have never gambled, I don't know how to gamble?"
You Han'an smiled and said: "It's not simple, you can choose dice, pai gow, odd and even, I will teach you which one to choose, how about it? With your talent, it won't take you a few rounds to be invincible and kill all sides. β
Shi Tianci thought hard about it, and said a little naively: "Uncle Shi, I don't know what you said, I haven't even heard of it, and I have to learn it first, it's too troublesome." Why don't we children play a game of counting numbers, so let's use them to gamble?"
When You Han'an heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned, he had never seen this way of playing, but he relied on his own gambling luck and was not afraid of new gambling methods. So, he hurriedly asked: "How to play, you can talk about it first." β
Shi Tianci said: "That's the case, we count the numbers, from the beginning, all the way to twenty, at least one at a time, at most two, whoever counts to twenty will lose, how about it?"
You Han'an thought about it, this is not simple, so he agreed: "Okay, okay, just bet on this." You're a child, you come first. β
Shi Tianci was secretly amused in his heart, gambling with himself, isn't this a joke? He was born as a liar, and he knows best the truth of nine out of ten bets, which liar will use gambling luck to decide the ownership of the renminbi on his body? Poker, mahjong, pai gow, dice, which kind of gambling cheating methods he is not proficient in? Gambling with him is simply looking for death.
Shi Tianci stupidly began to count, and he spoke: "One." β
You Xian'an didn't think about it, and counted: "Two." β
Shi Tianci: "Three, four." β
You Han'an: "Five, six." β
Shi Tianci: "Seven. β
You Han'an: "Eight. β
Shi Tianci: "Nine, ten." β
You Han'an: "Eleven, twelve." β
Shi Tianci: "Thirteen. β
You Hui'an: "Fourteen. β
Shi Tianci: "Fifteen, sixteen." β
You Han'an secretly felt bad, and counted hard: "Seventeen." β
Shi Tianci: "Eighteen, nineteen. β
You Han'an was dumbfounded, he scratched his head, took down the Nine Dragons Zhuxian Sword and handed it to Shi Tianci, and said, "You see, novices generally have better gambling luck. How's it going, another game?"
Shi Tianci shook his head, held the Nine Dragons Immortal Sword with both hands, and said as if he was afraid of running away: "What if I lose?"
You Han'an was afraid that he wouldn't gamble, so he hurriedly co-opted and said: "If you lose, it's a big deal for you to give me the talisman seal, isn't that the same as you coming to exchange the talisman seal for my Nine Dragons Zhuxian Sword?"
Shi Tianci thought about it, and suddenly realized: "Yes, it makes sense, okay, let's have another game." β
You Han'an said, "This time, I'll come first. β
Shi Tianci shook his head and said, "I'll come first, if you lose again, you can go first in the next game." β
You Han'an was overjoyed when he heard this, he was afraid that if this little guy won, he would slap his ass and leave, and he would not give himself a chance to turn over. So, Shi Tianci started counting again.
As a result, You Hui'an's Eight Tigers Demon Lance was surnamed Shi. You Xian'an was very annoyed, he grabbed Shi Tianci and didn't let him go, he had to play another game, and he started first. Shi Tianci agreed, and You Han'an began to count first. He had discovered a rule that whoever counts to nineteen first wins, and to count nineteen, he must count sixteen first.
However, this third game still ended in the failure of You Hui'an, and the Qiankun Intestine Breaking Knife fell into Shi Tianci's bag. Of course, You Han'an was not convinced, and let Shi Tianci start first, and then came to another game, and as a result, the Yin and Yang Bone Nails, Sanyang Kaitai Stone, and Bagua Closed Door Shield all fell into Shi Tianci's hands one by one.
All of You Hui'an's magic weapons have been lost, and he is so angry that his eyes are on fire, and he refuses to let Shi Tianci go. However, Shi Tianci spread out his hands and said, "Uncle Shi, you have lost all your things, what are you going to gamble on?"
You Han'an thought for a while, gritted his teeth, and said, "You won such a large number of magic weapons, and there is nowhere to put them." Okay, I'll bet on you with my storage tattoo, how about it?"
Shi Tianci listened and asked curiously, "Storage tattoo, what is that, what's the use?"
You Han'an stretched out his hand, and on the back of his hand, there was a gluttonous with a bloody mouth pierced. He said, "This storage tattoo is naturally for storing things, you see, my humble tattoo can fit all your magic weapons." β
When Shi Tianci heard this, his heart suddenly moved. In this way, this storage tattoo is a good thing, the monks of Tianshuimen, when they go to the mountain to cultivate, they are eligible to receive a storage bag, which is still a large and conspicuous kind, and when you wear it on your body, you are clearly waving to others and saying: "Come on, come and grab it, I have good things here." β
This thing can be tattooed on the skin like a tattoo, not visible, not dewy, ordinary people can't see it at all, it's really convenient and low-key.
Although his eyes were obviously very hot, Shi Tianci still pretended to be embarrassed and said, "Okay, then let's have another game." β
You Xian'an said: "This tattoo is priceless, let me tell you, this time the stakes will be raised, if I win, I will get back all the magic weapons I lost, okay?"
Shi Tianci listened, packed up his things and was about to leave. Frightened, You Xian'an hurriedly said: "Don't go, don't go, that's okay, half, half is okay? Its storage space is a hundred times that of a storage bag, and if you think about it, a hundred times it, how amazing. β
Shi Tianci thought for a while and said, "Okay, I'll start first this time." β
You Han'an's heart moved, he had already figured out, whoever counted to ten first would win, could it be that the side that counted first would win? (see endnote 1 of the chapter) However, Shi Tianci didn't give him time to calculate at all, and urged: "Uncle Shi, do you bet?"
You Han'an said: "Bet, of course bet." β
As a result, on the back of You Han'an's hand, there was no longer the shadow of the tattoo. He took out a magic weapon from the tattoo, and after removing his soul mark from the tattoo, he took off the tattoo and handed it to Shi Tianci. This magic weapon is a strange-looking flying knife, Shi Tianci said curiously: "Uncle Shi, what kind of magic weapon is this in your hand?"
You Han'an said: "See the flying knife again." β
Shi Tianci said: "I know that the Dao is a flying knife, what kind of flying knife is this?"
You Han'an said: "This flying knife, the name is called Youjian Flying Knife. β
When Shi Tianci heard this, he immediately screamed, and there was a flying knife with this name, and he asked tentatively: "Uncle Shi, this flying knife, are you betting?"
You Hui'an looked at Shi Tianci and said, "Yes, but I can make it clear to you that this flying knife is not the thing of my Taoist monk, but the magic weapon of the demon monk, once I lose to you, you can't use it indiscriminately, otherwise, not only will you not be able to hurt others, but you will also kill yourself." β
Shi Tianci listened, and couldn't help but feel a little unbearable in his heart, this You Xian'an lost so much, and he thought about the safety of others with good intentions, it seems that this person is not a bad person except for good gambling, so he said: "Forget it, don't gamble." β
When You Han'an heard this, he suddenly said anxiously: "No, I have lost until now, and I have never won a handful, you can't go, you have to let me win." β
After speaking, he grabbed Shi Tianci and didn't let go. Shi Tianci had no choice, and said in his heart, Uncle Shi, you forced me. So, the two men continued to count. However, this time, it was You Hanan who started first. However, the result is still the same loss. This time, You Hui'an really lost a fine light, and there was nothing left to bet on.
Shi Tianci said, "Uncle Shi, can I leave now?"
You Han'an shook his head and said, "Can't go, can't go." β
Shi Tianci said: "Then, what do you bet on?"
You Han'an was forced to be anxious, and said angrily: "Clothes, I bet with my clothes!"
Shi Tianci listened, almost didn't fall on his heels, people describe that he lost completely, and often used the sentence that even the pants were lost, is it possible, this old man wants to practice the legend of the gambling world?
However, this is also up to Shi Tianci to pick and choose, You Xian'an is a cultivator in the enchantment period, he doesn't want Shi Tianci to go, Shi Tianci can't leave at all, so he can only honestly accompany You Xian'an to gamble pants.
After reaching the end of the day, Shi Tianci asked weakly: "Uncle Shi, you only have your underwear left." β
You Han'an thought about it, and finally made up his mind, saying, "Bet!"
Shi Tianci said: "But, uncle, your underwear stinks!"
After speaking, Shi Tianci turned around and left. As he walked, he also hummed in the Chinese of his previous life: "Good luck comes, I wish you good luck comes, good luck brings joy and love, good luck comes, we come with good luck, and prosperity leads to the four seas......"
Not long after, Zhu Changqi came to the casting pavilion to receive the magic weapon, but saw Uncle You Han'an sitting shirtless behind the next table, without the smug look of the past, but with dull eyes, the six gods have no master, and he actually looks like he is in a rage. Shocked, Zhu Changqi hurriedly asked, "Uncle Shi, are you okay?"
You Han'an said: "I have nothing to do, don't bother me." β
Zhu Changqi approached cautiously, but saw that You Han'an was only wearing a pair of underwear on the lower half of his body, so frightened that he almost ran away without turning around. He asked tremblingly, "Division...... Uncle, my master asked me to collect three flying swords, I don't know ...... you."
You Han'an glared at him and shouted: "Don't tell me the numbers! Remember, don't count with me in this life! If you want anything, find it yourself! Get out of the way for me!"
If Zhu Changqi received amnesty, he hurriedly entered the Casting Pavilion by himself, but what surprised him was that none of the magic weapons that were placed everywhere on weekdays were gone, and the Casting Pavilion was empty!
Note 1: Counting to nineteen will win, push forward, count to sixteen will inevitably be able to count to nineteen, and push forward in turn, for thirteen, ten, seven, four, one. In other words, whoever counts first wins. This is the only way for Shi Tianci to deceive preschool children's candy popsicles in his previous life, and it is very useful.