Chapter 101: Can We Not Slap Our Face?
"I'm going! I'm not mistaken!" I looked at the computer in disbelief, the score on the screen, the impact on me, was definitely not weaker than the pleasure brought by jerking off.
Today is the day when the college entrance examination results come out, so I asked Long Qingyang for half a day off and stayed at home to check the scores.
But I would never have thought that my college entrance examination would be such a result, and I was optimistic about touching Shenghua's admission score line.
As far as he looks like a child, he will definitely not be able to get this score, it must be Qin Shousheng who helped.
Although Xu Xin copied a lot, there is no way to copy things like English composition and correction.
Suddenly I felt that what had happened recently was so unreal, like a dream, but this score was indeed worthy of our face.
Don't forget to dig wells, I can do this now, all thanks to Mei'er, no! It should be said that he is the boss who sells "Liu Bei", if he hadn't sold me a fake spring palace map, he wouldn't have met Mei'er.
"In the summer, the watermelon is cut!" Mei'er, who was in the kitchen, shouted to me.
I smiled and shouted, "Here it is!"
Mei'er is getting more and more cute now, because of the relationship between mind reading, Mei'er has a general understanding of human life now, recently because of my training, every time I come home, Mei'er will go to buy some fruit, to treat me.
Walking to the living room, Mei'er had already cut the watermelon on the table and tasted it, it was quite sweet.
"Come, brother, feed you one!" I took the watermelon that I had bitten into and handed it to Mei'er's mouth, Mei'er smiled sweetly, and took a bite, I now feel that this watermelon is not as sweet as Mei'er's smile.
couldn't help but want to go up and kiss her, but was stopped by Mei'er: "Summer, not now, you promised Mei'er to practice hard." ”
"Kiss and you won't die!" pouted and was about to kiss it, but Mei'er suddenly moved, kissed me on the cheek, and said with a smile: "Okay!"
I froze for a moment, then asked, "That's it?"
Mei'er looked like she had succeeded in her treacherous scheme, and said with a smile: "Just now in the summer, I only kissed it." ”
Alas, now Mei'er is really becoming more and more shrewd, and this sentence makes me have nothing to say, so I can only sit there and eat watermelon.
I was eating when the doorbell rang, since Sister Lin left, no one has been to my nest, and it's ten o'clock in the evening, so the doorbell rang to make me feel a little confused.
"It's coming!" I shouted, and went to the door, and opened it.
But when the door was opened, there was not even a shadow of a person.
I don't know whose prank it was, so I cursed secretly and went back to the house.
Mei'er took a tooth of watermelon and ran to the bedroom to sleep, a decent gentleman like me naturally slept in the living room.
After turning off the lights, I started to practice by myself, and "Nine Turns of the World" has no special requirements for posture, so I can practice while lying down.
The true qi in his body is enough to break through to the third level, but he can't get through the second vein of Ren Du, and every time he feels that he will open up these two meridians, but it is always a little bit worse.
Since Mei'er doesn't understand human cultivation methods, I decided to try it tonight, and it must be my wrong method.
The true qi in the body has been refined by "Nine Turns of the World", and it is no longer the shape of gas, some of it is like a dense fog, which should be a sign of gathering gas and liquid, as long as it breaks through to the third level, these true qi can be completely refined into liquid.
After running the true qi for a few laps in the Twelve Righteous Classics, with the momentum, he was ready to attack the second pulse of Ren Du.
The toughness of Ren Du's second vein is very good, this time the situation is the same as before, I always feel that the meridians have to be opened, but it always feels like it is a little bit worse, it seems that only a little bit of true qi can be opened, but when I use all my true qi to impact, it is still like that, it is still a little bit worse, I even feel that even if there is more than double the true qi, the result is still the same.
Originally, I was going to ask Long Qingyang about it, but I felt that it was a little bad, after all, Xiuzhen's matter would arouse suspicion, and it would be bad if Mei'er's whereabouts were leaked because of this.
This is also the reason why I don't dare to use my true qi in front of Long Qingyang.
According to the "Nine Turns of the Universe", the main blood of the Ren vein is the sea of the Yin vein, and the main qi of the Du vein is the sea of the Yang vein, that is to say, these two meridians are in charge of the blood and qi.
Among the eight veins of the Qi Sutra, the second meridian of Rendu is the two most basic meridians, and only by opening up the second vein of Rendu can it impact other meridians.
The twelve canons have been opened so casually by me, why is it so difficult to get the second pulse of Ren Du so difficult to handle?
Is it really the same as what is written in Jin Daxia's novel, opening these two meridians can make you invincible in the world?
Just as I was thinking about it, suddenly a voice pulled me back.
The sound is very small, but with my ears now, I can hear it clearly, this is the sound of prying the door with a steel wire, is there a thief who wants to come to my house to steal something?
In order not to startle the snake, I still pretended to be asleep, and sure enough, it didn't take long for the door to be carefully pushed open.
"Big brother, are you sure there are no adults in this house?" a voice whispered.
"Didn't we come together in the morning!
Damn, these two guys really came to my house to steal something!
Then there was the sound of two thieves turning over things, and as they were flipping, the little thief suddenly exclaimed: "Big brother, big brother, there is a person lying here!"
"Be quiet!" The big brother scolded the thief softly, and then said disdainfully: "It's just a child, if you really wake him up, let's rob him!"
"Yes, let's carry knives, what are you afraid of this little hairy kid!" the thief smiled triumphantly, and went on to flip things.
Suddenly, the sound of them flipping things was gone, but they were still moving around, and there was nothing of value at home anyway, so let them play for a while.
"Boss, there's a pretty chick here!" exclaimed the thief again.
"Whisper......" Before the thief finished speaking, he let out a lewd laugh: "This little girl is so beautiful, it's good for me to be your eldest brother's wife!"
actually hit Mei'er with the idea, it seems that it will not work if you don't teach them a lesson!
I got up from the couch, walked behind them without a word, patted the lower shoulder, and said with a smile, "Isn't it pretty?"
"Good-looking, good-looking!" I thought he was a thief, but I didn't expect this opening that this dwarf turned out to be a big thief.
"That's not right!" the thief came back to his senses, took out a dagger and pointed it back at me: "Boy, I didn't expect you to wake up!
The thief also turned around, he was fat, and he was about the same height as me, I really don't know how he would recognize this man in his early sixties as a big brother.
I smiled and shook my head: "I'm already honest. ”
"Hmph! Toast and don't eat and drink!" The big thief snorted coldly and said to the little thief, "Beat him up for me!"
"Yes, big brother!" the thief replied with a very touching voice, and then frowned, and looked at me viciously, but because there was too much fat on his face, he looked very happy.
I pretended to be a little scared, and said in a trembling voice, "Can we not slap my face?"
The thief laughed twice, and then said, "No!"
As he spoke, he stabbed me with the dagger in his hand with the thief, and smiled disdainfully, what two stupid thieves.
kicked sideways, and directly kicked the daggers of the two to the ground, so frightened that the two of them were speechless.
I picked up a dagger unhurriedly, broke the blade in half in front of them, and said with a smile: "This dagger is fake, isn't it?"
"No, it can't be!" the thief looked at me in disbelief.
I didn't have time to talk to them anymore, so I kicked the two of them to the ground and prepared to beat them up.
At this time, the two of them suddenly said in unison: "Can we not slap our faces?"
I was stunned for a moment, then laughed twice like the big thief just now, then frowned and said, "Can't!"
(Ask for flowers, ask for collection, rich and handsome can smash tickets~)