But said that Lu Xiaofeng and Ge Jiuhong were drinking and chatting on the Huomen Castle when a person suddenly broke in, Ge Jiuhong asked him who he was, this person hurriedly stepped forward, knelt on the ground with a "plop", and said with a crying voice, "Uncle, uncle, spare your life, I don't come to sweep your happiness with peace of mind, just because I met a group of Jianghu people a few days ago, they asked for our money, I quietly hid some silver at that time, and then the people who traveled with me said that I was unlucky, I think too, monks, how can I speak?" So I came all the way, to the inn, I finally gave the money I hid to the group of uncles, and then went out, but I met a female Bodhisattva, she gave me silver again and dead, I thought that the uncles must still have money, so I rushed all the way, and finally got here, but I didn't see those uncles!"

Ge Jiuhong was puzzled by what he said, and said loudly, "Where did you come from, madman, don't get out quickly!"

When Lu Xiaofeng and Ye Lige heard this, they couldn't help but laugh secretly, isn't this the number one stupid monk in the world? The monk hurriedly said, "Uncle, uncle, you are mistaken, I am not crazy, people call me a stupid monk!"

Ge Jiuhong looked at it again and again, and said, "It's really the world's first stupid monk!

The monk's face was full of horror and said, "Oh, the uncle is really a god, and he even knows the name of the little one, and the little one is the first fool in the world." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Ye Lige couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed out loud, Ge Jiuhong glanced at the monk and said coldly, "There's no one you're looking for here, get out!"

The monk was stunned, and said for a long time, "Uncle God, I can't roll, can you teach me to roll?

This can make Ge Jiuhong dizzy, he lifted his foot and was about to kick the monk, Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, and said, "Master Ge doesn't have to be angry, it's not good to be angry, this is a crazy monk, don't care, besides, it's so late, where do you let him go? One more person, one more pair of chopsticks, it's better to leave him, with him, let us be happy!"

Ge Jiuhong said angrily, "It's really unreasonable, there are still people in the world who let me teach him to roll, and let me show him, it's true!"

Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly turned to the monk and said, "Crazy monk, the god man asked you to spend the night here, are you willing?"

The monk tilted his head and asked, "Do you want to collect the money?"

Lu Xiaofeng said, "What do you say?"

The monk got up from the ground and said, "What can be done with silver is not called a thing, what I have is silver!" As he spoke, with his dirty hands, he took out a money pocket from his dirty clothes, Lu Xiaofeng recognized it at a glance, this money pocket was given to the Haisha Gang at the inn that day, but now it is in his hands, there is no doubt that the neck of the Haisha Gang must have been twisted by his dirty hand.

Lu Xiaofeng said, "Put it on the table!" As he spoke, he returned to the table side by side with Ge Jiuhong, and the monk also followed, put the money pocket on the table, picked up Lu Xiaofeng's chopsticks, and was unwelcome, Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly called, "This is mine, not yours!"

The monk had already grabbed a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth, and said in a muttering voice, "What's yours is mine, what's mine is still mine, and besides, I've given the money, so I can do whatever I want!"

Lu Xiaofeng had to admire this monk, he had silver, and he was the uncle if he paid the silver, Lu Xiaofeng didn't bother to bother with him, and reached out to take the cup, but unexpectedly, the wine glass was also taken away by the monk.

Ge Jiuhong couldn't stand it anymore, slapped it on the table, and shouted, "Don't think that if you have silver, it's terrible, how much silver do you count?

The monk glanced at him and said, "Uncle, you are wrong, I don't have silver, it's just that he asked me to put it on the table, and I begged for you and the leftovers you ate, so you should do well, let me eat a full meal, even if I die, a full ghost is better than a hungry ghost." ”

Lu Xiaofeng was busy adjusting on the side, "Oh, forget it, just let him eat, drink, you look at him like this, I don't know how many days I haven't eaten!"

Ge Jiuhong glanced at the monk viciously and said, "Really, a good meal was stirred up like this by you, the silver you asked for from others, and there are rich people here, it's really a horse that doesn't know how to grow a face, and people don't know how to be ugly!"

The monk's mouth was stuffed with food, and he muttered, "What I ask for is better than what I robbed! ”

Monk, monk, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense, are you testing Ge Jiuhong's patience or picking thorns, eating other people's things, but saying that people are robbed, it's really bold to cover the sky, Ge Jiuhong is a hard stubble, aren't you playing lanterns and going to the toilet to find death?

Sure enough, Ge Jiuhong "snapped" and slapped it on the table, and the dishes, chopsticks and wine glasses on the table trembled, "You crazy monk, what are you talking crazy about? When did you see me rob it?"

The monk picked up the wine, drank it all, grabbed a big lump of chicken, and stuffed it into his mouth, only to see the oil, which kept flowing from the corners of his mouth, which made people have to admire the monk's taste, he ate it with relish, and said, "Isn't there a sea sand gang here?"

Ge Jiuhong replied without hesitation, "Yes, there is a Haisha Gang, what's wrong?"

The monk hit the nail on the head and said, "Are they doing some robbery?"

Ge Jiuhong was stunned for a moment, and then said calmly, "What does this have to do with me?"

The monk said unhurriedly, "They are robbing outside, messing around on the tip of their knives, where is all the money they have robbed?

"Where does the money they rob go, what does it matter to me? Maybe they use it to live and support their families, maybe they use it to help those poor families?" Ge Jiuhong couldn't hold back anymore, rushed forward, almost dropped his fingers on the monk's face, and said viciously.

Lu Xiaofeng was afraid that the two would fight, so he hurriedly walked to the middle and said to the hot-tempered Ge Jiuhong, "Master Ge is angry, and listen to what he says crazy?"

The monk drank a glass of wine and said, "Actually, where is the Haisha Gang, they are simply your people from the Fire Gate, in order to accumulate money, you sell dog meat on the head of a sheep, and let your disciples set up a Haisha Gang, and rob houses outside, and all the money obtained will be returned to your Fire Gate, isn't this trying to cover up what is it?"

Ge Jiuhong roared completely and roared loudly, "You...... You...... Bloody mouth...... You...... You...... What evidence is there?"

The monk jumped and disappeared into the vast night, and before everyone could react, the monk fell into the air again, and landed lightly on the ground, but there was an extra sackcloth bag in his hand, and he said sonorously, "Don't you want evidence?

He cleanly opened the sackcloth pocket, revealing a person inside, tied up by the five flowers, and the monk tore the gag cloth open, and said, "If you want to live, you must make your Haisha Gang clear to you." ”

It turned out that this was the person who returned to the group of people in the inn, that is, one of the Haisha Gang, how could he be in the hands of the monk? )