One hundred and twenty times: The silly brother picks up the brother-in-law for the sister
When Bai Jin'e saw that her brother said that he was going to Mantianfei, she was afraid that her brother's going to Mantianfei would cause trouble, so she coaxed her brother again: "Brother, he's coming soon, you don't have to look for it."
Bai Renjie said: "Sister, where did you say he came from? I'll wait to pick him up on the road." ”
Seeing that her brother was so serious and more and more serious, Bai Jin'e had no choice but to think that it was a big and long distance to the west and waiting for the west, and there was their enemy to the east, so she had to say casually again: "He came from the west, and he is about to come." ”
Bai Renjie said: "Okay, sister." Then I'll go and wait to pick him up, he doesn't know the way to come, don't go the wrong way, he can't come if he takes the wrong way, or it's too late, I'll pick him up, he can come faster, so it's better to come directly to our house, don't let my brother-in-law go the wrong way and work hard. Sister, don't worry, you are embarrassed to wait, my brother will wait for you for you, and my brother will go to the side of the road to wait for you to pick up your brother-in-law. ”
Bai Jin'e blushed and looked at her brother with a very serious and innocent look, she couldn't cry or laugh in her heart, she wanted to tell her brother the truth, and she was afraid that her brother would make a joke about her son-in-law again. So after thinking about it, I had to wait for my brother, but I couldn't wait anyway, so I had to wait for my brother to go to the west road every day to wait for my brother-in-law to pick up my brother-in-law.
In this way, this Bai Renjie went to the road every day to look west and wait to pick up his brother-in-law, got up early in the morning, and came back after dark at night, every day, not a day falls. In his heart, he seemed to be afraid that he didn't go that day, and his brother-in-law would just come that day and go the wrong way. But every morning he went with confidence, and looked to the west, but he did not see a very handsome and righteous little general from the west, so that he could go up and take him home so that he could give it to his sister and give him a brother-in-law.
In this way, Bai Renjie waited to pick up his brother-in-law every day, and he waited for seven or eight days in a row, and he didn't see a handsome young and righteous little general from the west, and he was really anxious after a few days, so he went home to find his sister Bai Jin'e, but when he came home and saw his sister smiling at her, he was embarrassed to look for it, so he continued to go the next day as usual and waited to pick up his brother-in-law every day.
On this day, he waited from the morning to the evening, and then took a blank time, returned home to see his sister, and wanted to talk to his sister again, and saw that her sister was still smiling, so he was embarrassed to look for it, but finally he couldn't help it, so he said to his sister: "Sister, didn't you say that my brother-in-law is coming soon? Why have I been picking up my brother-in-law for so many days, and it's been more than half a month, why haven't I seen my brother-in-law coming? How come I haven't even seen half of my brother-in-law for so many days?"
Bai Jin'e finally couldn't help but smile and said to her brother: "Brother, I can't say when he will come, maybe he is busy fighting these days, maybe he won't have time to come." Brother, don't pick it up tomorrow, just rest at home for two days, these days my brother has been busy picking up the black since the morning, and my brother is indeed too tired and too hard to pick up, and I will pick it up after my brother rests at home for a few days. ”
Bai Renjie said: "Sister, this and that, pick up your brother-in-law if you are willing to pick it up, and if you are tired and don't want to go, don't you pick it up? ”
Bai Jin'e said that seeing her brother so serious, she was afraid that a day would pass if she didn't pick it up, and she wanted to laugh even more, but it wasn't funny, but looking at her brother for more than half a month, she went to pick up her brother-in-law from the hot morning to the evening empty-handed and complained about why she didn't come, so she felt a little unbearable, thinking about telling the truth to her brother, and then she couldn't bear to let her brother go to work every day and wait to pick it up. But think about it again, my brother has been taking it for so long, and he may not believe it if you tell him the truth, not only will he not believe it, but he will also say that you lied to him, or let him believe it, so that he understands that picking up his brother-in-law these days is fake, and there is no such thing as a brother-in-law, and at that time my brother's heart doesn't know how disappointed he is, and at this time, once my brother understands that he has been lying to him, maybe he won't listen to it again in the future, if so, he will no longer listen to the deceived desperate to find a man for you to take home as a brother-in-law, then it will be a joke。 Thinking of this, Bai Jin'e felt that it was not good to tell her brother directly, so she continued to coax her brother and said: "Brother, these days you have patronized to pick up people, and the meat in the house is almost gone, if you don't rest, if you don't stop and go hunting in the mountains, you bring people to the house and let the little sister give him something to eat?"
"Oh," Bai Renjie immediately understood as soon as his sister said it, and said: "Sister, I forgot about this, thanks to my sister, you reminded me today, if it weren't for my sister, you told me today, it would really be a big mistake, if you bring my brother-in-law like this, I haven't gone hunting for so many days, what meat to give my brother-in-law to eat? Sister, I'll go hunting tomorrow, brother, I don't have to rest, I will go up the mountain to hunt tomorrow, and when I hunt tomorrow, I'll pick it up the day after tomorrow. Sister, what kind of meat do you say your brother-in-law likes to eat? Sister, don't be embarrassed, you can say what meat he likes to eat, and I will go hunting tomorrow. ”
Bai Jin'e looked at her brother with a serious look, so she couldn't help but smile and thought in her heart, thinking that there are a lot of other prey on the mountain now, only there are not many tigers, maybe you can't meet a tiger for many days, so it is better to let her brother go to the mountains to play for a few more days, so that his heart will not be upset about not being able to pick up his brother-in-law every day. Thinking of this, he said to his brother: "Brother, he loves to eat tiger meat." ”
Bai Renjie looked at his sister and smiled: "Sister, this brother-in-law of mine is quite good at eating, he loves to eat the meat of tigers, it seems that he must be a brave general, the tiger is the bravest animal in the world, and this brother-in-law of mine loves to eat the meat of the most brave tiger, it seems that the meat on his body will inevitably grow very brave, I like this brother-in-law." Sister, you really know how to look for it, I found a brother-in-law like this for my brother, I also like such a brother-in-law, and my brother likes a brother-in-law who loves to eat tiger meat. Sister, you wait, my brother will catch a few more tigers for you tomorrow. ”
Bai Jin'e said: "Brother, it's enough to catch one first, it's not safe to catch too much and put it at home, if the tiger barks at home, my sister is scared." ”
Bai Renjie said: "Okay, then why don't I just kill them all? ”
Bai Jin'e said: "Killed, you can't pick up your brother-in-law in a hurry, you can't finish eating in a hurry if you have too much meat, and it will become taste bad and not fresh, so my brother will catch one and come back first, and after I bring the person here, my brother will kill and eat fresh meat, and then catch it after eating, and then catch it and kill it, isn't the meat still fresh?"
Bai Renjie was said by his sister like this, so he smiled and said: "Sister, you are still thoughtful and better than I thought, so that my brother-in-law can eat fresh tiger meat every day, so good, so that my brother-in-law will definitely say that my eldest brother is good." Sister, I'll do this tomorrow, go catch a tiger first. ”
Bai Jin'e said: "Brother, let's eat first, my brother went to pick up the people for another day and was tired." ”
Bai Renjie said: "I'm not tired, I'm not tired, as long as I can pick up my brother-in-law for my sister, I'm not tired at all about this little thing, but I can't see anyone there, which makes people anxious, but when I think of this as my sister's son-in-law, I still have to wait to pick it up no matter how anxious I am." ”
Bai Jin'e saw that her brother was so serious, and he looked so easy to deceive, and he looked a little stupid when he was so deceiving, looking at his brother's appearance, he wanted to laugh and feel sad in his heart. Since their brother and sister have depended on each other, her brother has taken care of her everywhere, thinking about her everywhere, for fear that she would not think of it, making her sad and unhappy to be a little sister, and now she didn't expect her brother to even think of such a lifelong event as her, which made her feel shy, funny, and helpless, watching her brother go every morning and come back at night, Bai Jin'e gritted her teeth several times and thought about making up her mind to tell her brother the truth, but she also knew that her brother was reckless, and serious, she was afraid that her brother would be reckless, afraid that her brother would be too serious, and even more afraid of such a lifelong event as herself, so that a stupid person like her brother would do stupid things like child's playIf she tells the truth, no matter what kind of man her brother looks at outside, she will bring her to the house and let her be her son-in-law, a stupid person like my brother, if you don't agree with him, you have to make you agree to agree, then won't it make a big joke? So thinking of this, Bai Jin'e brought the meal, ate dinner with her brother, and said, "Brother, my brother will leave this matter alone in the future, okay?"
Bai Renjie asked incomprehensibly, "Is my sister blaming me for not bringing your brother-in-law to you?"
Bai Jin'e said: "Brother, no. ”
Bai Renjie said again: "Then what's the matter?"
Bai Jin'e said: "He may not come at any time, this will make my brother bother." ”
Bai Renjie said: "You said that he may not come when he comes? What if he comes tomorrow? If he comes, I don't pick it up, he doesn't know the way to come, and if he takes the wrong road and gets lost, then it's bad, then I won't pick it up for nothing these days? Then I'll pick it up first tomorrow, and after I finish eating tonight, I'll go catch the tiger." Sister, what do you think of this? This can be done in the same way, so that my brother is good enough for my brother-in-law, right? In the future, my sister must not say that my brother is bad in front of my brother-in-law, and don't let my brother-in-law blame me. ”
Bai Jin'e said: "Little sister, can you do that? Brother is really good to little sister, how can little sister say that brother is not good? Brother, he won't come back for the next two days, you can rest assured to catch the tiger tomorrow." ”
Bai Renjie said: "How do you know that your brother-in-law will not come again in the next two days?"
Bai Jin'e was bent on letting her brother rest at home, go to the mountains to catch tigers and scatter the depression of not being able to catch her brother-in-law every day, so she said: "He told me at the time that if he didn't come after picking him up for half a month, he couldn't come in the past two days, and he could only come after two or three days." ”
Bai Renjie was very happy when he heard his sister say this, and immediately said happily: "Sister, ha, so that's the case? Why didn't you say this earlier? If you said it earlier, wouldn't I have to worry about it earlier? Okay, this is the best, so that I won't make a mistake tomorrow when I go to catch the tiger, so I still have a loss to pick it up these days, why don't I pick it up and pick it up from there for more than half a month?" This shows that I haven't picked it up in vain for more than half a month, I've picked it up, I've lost more than half a month, it seems that my brother and I have a fate with my brother-in-law, and I've been picking up for more than half a month, it seems that my brother and my sister and brother-in-law are a natural family, and even this is so accurate, this is really no longer said. Sister, then I can rest assured that I will catch tigers tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow I will kill tigers at home, and when my brother-in-law comes, my sister will just make fresh tiger meat for my brother-in-law to eat. ”
Bai Jin'e saw that she finally coaxed her brother, so she was relieved again.