The next day, one by one, the Ouchi guards were in good spirits again, and they couldn't tell that they had been crazy all night last night. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Duan Yue and Du Lin also changed into new equipment, each wearing a treasure knife at their waists and carrying a pistol, very spirited. As a guard in the interior, the main duty of the usual time is to protect the safety of the royal family, but unfortunately these duties were robbed by the eunuchs of the East Factory; of course, you can also patrol in the imperial city, but this can only be robbed by the Praetorian Guard, so the only thing left is to either train the soldiers, or go to their own territory Xicheng District to bully some bullies, ruffians and hooligans, you can cut first and then play, and it can be regarded as having a murder license. As soon as Duan Yue heard that there was such a privilege, he was eager to try it. However, this Xicheng District seems to have the smallest area among the four urban districts in the southeast, northwest and northwest. Duan Yue also wanted to go to the heavens and earth in Nancheng District to patrol for a month, but he didn't expect that it was the territory of the Praetorian Guards, which was really a dog, and the Beicheng District was the territory of the group of eunuchs in Dongchang, and the rest of Dongcheng District was the territory of Xichang.

As newcomers, Duan Yue and Du Lin were arranged to patrol, while the others didn't know where to go to be chic, and they weren't in the imperial city anyway. The two of them have no opinion on this arrangement at all, Duan Yue really wants to try the feeling of killing people without breaking the law, and Du Lin is preparing to pick up girls. Since the first taste of meat last night, Durin has been out of control, and his screams can be heard across the room, I'm afraid it's going to be a perverted rhythm!

Outside the immortal bird bar in Xicheng, it belongs to the red light district in the northwest corner, which is a gold cave, how many dignitaries and nobles linger there, and even some old scholars who imitate the ancients to write poems died on the belly of women, and became a joke for a while. As soon as he got out of the imperial city, Du Lin went to that place, and with the signboard of the Ouchi guard, he could do things without giving money! Even Duan Yue was eager to try, but as a competent Ouchi guard, protecting the family and defending the country was the right thing. Duan Yue has always wanted to serve the people before, but he couldn't pass the exam, but he didn't expect it to be unexpectedly realized in this ancient Dian country, it is really blessed by the ancestors, and the ancestral tomb must be full of green smoke!

Duan Yue took a figure-eight step outside, and shook the signboard of 'Da Nei Guard' clanging, as if he wanted to stick the sign directly on his forehead. Enjoying the adoring gaze of passers-by, Duan Yue felt fluttering, power is really a good thing! No wonder the village director with a bigger fart dares to occupy someone's daughter-in-law, and the stationmaster with a bigger sesame seed also dares to force someone to divorce, which is really good. Duan Yue stared at the pedestrians on the road very enthusiastically, and silently thought in his heart that a hooligan scum would come, even a thief would do, no matter how bad it was, the old king next door could also come to steal people, and the worst could also come to something like a little three and a four! But Duan Yue was disappointed, there was no one. It seems that these ruffians have figured out the routine of the Ouchi guards, what a mistake, they shouldn't have shown the gold medal of the 'Ouchi guards' just now. Duan Yue couldn't wait to slap himself in the mouth!

Suddenly, I saw a group of people gathered around, talking about something. Duan Yue's eyes lit up, he came to work, and immediately strode over. There were a few dry coughs nearby, and the crowd naturally made a way. An old lady was lying on the ground, and a young man who looked like a student was standing a little helpless. Duan Yue expected that this would not be a re-restoration of the 'unsupportable eldest lady' incident! Without saying a word, he took out the treasure knife and was about to split the old lady in half. But the people next to him hurriedly held him down, desperately not letting him go under the knife. This is worth it, Duan Yue scolded at the top of his throat: "You group of Diao people, do you still want to stop the inner guards from punishing the evil and eliminating the traitors?"

The student hurriedly explained, "My lord, you misunderstood, this lady just gave me artificial respiration to save my life, no, some blood pressure is elevated, so I collapsed, and I was about to call an ambulance?"

This is embarrassing, Rao is skin is thicker than the bend of the city wall, and it is also burned badly. I put away the knife and left the crowd in a gray way, which was really embarrassing.

After strolling around, these thieves and hooligans are really not angry! Before they knew it, they went out of the boundary of Xicheng District, and when they arrived in Nancheng District, the heavens and the earth were already far away. I'd love to go over and see it, but after all, it's the territory of the Praetorian Guards, and if they catch it, hemorrhage. But it's okay not to get caught? As an official, how can you be timid? You should set an example. Thinking like this in his heart, he strode towards heaven and earth.

The four words 'heaven and earth' are really wonderful, and the immortals of 'heaven' cut off seven emotions and six desires, but the word 'world' just makes up for this and highlights the wonder of 'world'. Sure enough, he is a talented person. Although they sell meat, some of them are vulgar, while others are elegant.

Duan Yue strode in, and sure enough, under the fame, he was out of low-level interest. Hide the gold medal, but you can't be detected by the Praetorian Guards.

The quality of the staff here is very high, and the airport is not qualified to work here at all, all of them are very material, and the waves are rough. Seeing that Duan Yue was greedy, he snapped on the buttocks of a passing staff member, trembling and full of elasticity. It's a pity that the atmosphere seems to be a little wrong, is it not allowed to flirt with the staff in such an elegant place? Sure enough, the staff members looked gloating, and Duan Yue felt that something big was coming. But think about it, I'm a big internal guard, where can't I go? Anyway, there is a green dragon on top, what are you afraid of.

He slapped the sword on his waist and strode over.

One by one, when they saw the treasure knife on their waists, their faces changed, and those who were going to watch the excitement all stared at the menu on the table honestly, as if there was some secret hidden in it.

"A group of stupid forks who came to heaven and earth to eat dare to stare at you, the uncle of the guards! "Thinking like this in my heart, I suddenly found the key, I'll go, this heaven and earth can't be a restaurant, right?

Duan Yue Dong ran out to take a look, yes, it is indeed heaven and earth! So he shouted loudly: "Old mother, bring me five girls, uncle will fight five!" After speaking, he slapped the treasure knife on his waist on the table, and everyone was startled.

A man in a suit and leather shoes walked quickly to Duan Yue's side with a professional smile and said, "Sir, I am the manager of this floor, and we are a regular restaurant here, and there is no such thing as an old mother." ”

Duan Yue was suddenly unhappy, and slapped the table with his right hand and said, "What's the matter, are you afraid that the uncle can't afford to pay?" but secretly added in his heart, the uncle was not ready to pay at all.

"Sir, you have misunderstood. Everyone who comes is a guest, and we welcome everyone in heaven and on earth, but there is no girl. "The manager is really professional, and his face does not change.

Duan Yue thought to himself, "Is it really a mistake?" so he took out his mobile phone and dialed Qinglong.

"Hey, Grand Commander, didn't you say that heaven and earth are wonderful?"

"yes, I'm going every week, it's good!" Qinglong seemed to be still drinking.

As soon as he heard Qinglong say that, Duan Yue was furious, and almost roared: "Grandma, but I asked them to bring me a few girls, but they were pushing back, very unhappy! ”

There was a pop, followed by a series of coughs, and only after a few minutes did he say, "It's a restaurant, of course there are no girls." Don't mess around, come back as soon as you're fine. ”

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone, which made Duan Yue unable to get up or down, he froze for a while, his eyes rolled wildly, and he didn't know what to do. Suddenly, I saw a little fresh meat with the appearance of a boy coming in at the door, and she was hugging a beautiful girl with a very hot body.

put away the mobile phone, grabbed the treasure knife, walked over angrily, blocked in front of the boy, slapped him over, stared at the beautiful girl with a disgraced face, and said: "Okay, you slut, what do you say we are not suitable, it turns out that there is a lot of money on the list, you stinky girl." But the uncle is not the kind of man who stalks, so I'll ask you when will you pay back the 80,000 yuan you owe me?"

The beautiful girl was stunned, and then immediately went crazy and said, "You crazy, who are you? Do we know each other?"

"Okay, you slut, after the uncle let you put eighteen postures on the bed every night, be careful and be careful with your liver, but now you don't know me?" Duan Yue acted hard, and he almost believed it.

The boy brother reacted now, jumped up from the ground, pointed at Duan Yue's nose and scolded: "You poor ghost, people Rong Rong doesn't want to follow you, you are still stalking, you don't pee and take pictures, just like you, how can my Rong Rong take a fancy to you?"

"You don't know your surname Song, do you?" Duan Yue couldn't help but think crankily when he heard that his name contained the word 'Rong'.

"yes, how about you bring it?" the boy stalked his neck, like an angry goose.

"Lao Tzu's surname is Wang, I live next door to you!" Duan Yue shouted out this classic line, all men who heard this sentence were hairy in their hearts, Lao Tzu didn't believe that you were unlucky and not afraid, hum.

Sure enough, the boy's face changed drastically, and he almost turned green, trembling with anger.

Duan Yue gave him another ride, and a hipster dressed in colorful clothes walked by, and he took off the green hat again, and suddenly buckled it on the head of the boy. Duan Yue nodded and said, "Now you know what's going on, right?"

The people around covered their mouths one by one, desperately holding back laughter, a few couldn't hold back and could only run to the bathroom, laughing, but unfortunately the sound insulation was not very good, and the crazy laughter was like a small knife, and the knife poked straight into the child's little nest.

Duan Yue saw that the girl named Rong Rong had a weak face, and suddenly the fire of gossip burned in his chest. Hurriedly added fuel to the fire and said: "Look, she didn't speak! Silence is acquiescence! It doesn't hurt to tell you that we met at a promiscuous party, that is, she is very heroic, one clam plays three dragons, quite a meaning of looking down on the world! At that time, hundreds of our strong men were all knocked down by her alone. ”

The cuckold's face was red and black, like a chameleon doll, it was very exciting, and you could see a scene!

It didn't seem that there was such a thing, so Rong Rong hurriedly screamed and said, "You lie, how can I go to that kind of party?"

Duan Yue vaguely remembered that he had seen a movie poster related to this woman in a movie theater in Xicheng District, she seemed to be a well-known star, all stars must have brainless fans, those people are notorious, they are even more terrible than terrorists, because terrorists can be shot, but those people are protected by the law. It seemed that this woman couldn't be provoked, so she said again: "Aren't you Ma Rongrong?"

The woman's voice rose by several decibels, almost shattering the glass, and said, "You are Ma Rongrong!

"I see, I recognized the wrong person, I'm sorry!" Duan Yue was about to leave, but he didn't expect to find a random step, but he didn't expect this step to be so high, he almost broke the sky.

I don't know when, long guns and short cannons have surrounded them, and seeing that Duan Yue was about to leave, a reporter hurriedly stopped him and said, "Mr. Wang, do you really live next door to Rong Rong's house?"

"You idiots, you all said that you recognized the wrong person, and besides, you heard it wrong, I said 'Huang', did you hear clearly? The surname is 'Huang', the 'Huang' of 'Huang Feihong'. Duan Yue was unscrupulous, even a little excited, it seemed that the first killing was about to fall on these reporters. If they themselves off, that's wonderful.

Those reporters hadn't made a move yet, but the boy brother did it first, grabbed Duan Yue's arm, and shouted unrelentingly: "Boy, do you think this is the end, do you know who my dad is?

Duan Yue thought about whether to leave the first kill to this son-in-law? But when it comes to his father, I'm afraid there is some backstage, forget it, everyone in the world bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard, and so do I, but my tone can't be weak: "Boy, don't you have to make an inch? I got a girl last night, but ...... I'm not sure if it's your Rongrong, although the figure is very similar, and the voice is similar. But when the lights are turned off, don't all women look the same?"

"You're a beast, you're my girlfriend. I...... I'll fight with you......" After speaking, he actually wanted to do it with Duan Yue.

"It's just a girlfriend, and it's not a wife, even if it's a wife? She's probably going to empty your account and raise her little white face, and when you get cancer, you'll have 300 yuan left in your account, and you won't die? I suggest you cut off her limbs and keep them in a jar, and it will be safe." Duan Yue was very enthusiastic to give him ideas.

When Rong Rong heard this, she almost fainted, what is this for? The legendary old woman Cixi is not so poisonous, right? Pointing at Duan Yue, she was so angry that she couldn't speak.

The reporters are frying the pot, I'm going to go, I'm worried that there is no headline, and now there is. "Why did the rich young master cut off his girlfriend's limbs and keep them in a jar?"

The boy was also scared, and panicked for a while. Duan Yue thought about it again, and hurriedly said, "Look at you now, right? I have a plan to keep you safe!" Intentionally or unintentionally, he revealed the gold medal that represented life and death.

As if grasping a life-saving straw, the boy quickly asked what the plan was.

Duan Yue coughed dryly and said, "It's very simple, I'll help you kill all these reporters! Can your Rong Rong let me sleep for one night?"

The boy was very entangled, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! But I can't let her get pregnant! ”

Duan Yue was dumbfounded, he didn't expect this boy to be so bold, in front of him, he was unexpected! Hurriedly held his hand and said, "You...... That's great! You open a room for me first, tie your girlfriend inside, and I'll come right after killing the reporter. Don't worry, I'll say the same. ”

That boy really went, and the two strong man bodyguards set up the beautiful girl, crying chickens, birds and monkeys, and it sounded different.

Duan Yue pulled out the knife in a snap, and he was about to ...... Scare the journalists. But one by one, the reporters have already asked the cameraman to smash the tools. This saved him a lot of effort, nodded, put away the knife, rubbed *** and smiled to comfort the sexy little Rongrong.