Chapter 83: Jokes
He ...... I...... I."
For a while, I looked at the bad old man, and then at Yin Amei and them, and I couldn't speak for a long time. The sudden appearance of the old man made Yin Amei and Mu Chu also surprised, and only Li Shen's face was as usual.
"Why, Miss Li, you are not surprised at all. I stared blankly at Oracle, wondering why she was so calm.
"I already knew. ”
“..........”
Sure enough, she knew. But I still had a question, and I couldn't help but ask her again: "What about Yaoyin?"
At this time, the bad old man turned his face and smiled at me: "Little monk, you are quite smart, yes, I am Yao Yin, Yao Yin is me." ”
Oh my God, who the hell dug this pit, didn't Yao Yin know martial arts? And the water is invisible, isn't his grandfather Shui Old Man dead a long time ago? Why is he a person now.
After Lan Zishu was stopped by the old man Shui, that is, Yao Yin, she didn't leave in a hurry, but said lightly: "Should I call you Yao Yin, or Grandpa Shui?"
The old man waved his hand and said awe-inspiringly: "I have long been against the old blue monster, so I don't deserve you to call me grandpa." ”
Lan Zishu smiled self-deprecatingly, "I didn't expect that I thought I was smart in the past, but I still didn't see through this game to Zuihou." ”
"Didn't Lan Xingshu come?" asked Jing Ming, who had not spoken.
Lan Zishu hadn't paid much attention to Jing Ming, and when she heard him ask at the moment, she turned her face to look at him. "Presumably the master is Li Ruoxu. Unexpectedly, the people who died back then turned out to be dead. ”
Old man Shui snorted coldly and said with a smile: "Lan Xingshu is not dead, how can we be willing to leave him." ”
Lan Zishu was noncommittal, but frowned and thought for a while, "Let me guess what this is all about." ”
"You don't have to guess, let me tell you. As if he was in a hurry to behave, the old man took a step ahead of Lan Zishu and said: "Two years ago, the old man found the yin mushroom outside the Agarwood Valley, and he started to study it, so he pretended to be a retreat and didn't take care of the affairs of the Four Seas Gang anymore. However, in the past few months, there has been no progress, and unexpectedly made a 'drunken dream of death' that blindly harms the rivers and lakes. At that time, my unscrupulous apprentice was afraid of returning to the valley and wanted to reconcile with the old man. ”
At that time, the old man was suffering from not knowing the method of the mushroom, and he was afraid that the card seemed to have repentance, so he told her the origin of the mushroom. After hearing about this, he was also very interested and gladly developed it with me. But what the old man didn't expect was that during my return to Qingzhou, this unscrupulous disciple actually colluded with the Taiping Sect and occupied the Agarwood Valley to develop drunken dreams and deaths to cultivate shili. Using drugs to control people's hearts, so losing their conscience, is really indignant to people and gods. ”
"Originally, Lan Xingshu was the first to take the two of us. But after many years, Jingming and I have long been dying, and I don't want to pursue it anymore. However, the agarwood incident made the old man realize that the Taiping Sect was already a big tumor that endangered the rivers and lakes under the leadership of Lan Xingshu. So, I discussed with Jing Ming and my friend Master Yanshou to set up a bureau, in order to lead Lan Xingshu to appear, and then remove this great scourge for the world. ”
When Lan Zishu heard this, she was displeased, and her face was angry and sneered, "Shui seniors don't want to be honest, what is a big disaster? My Taiping Sect has never acted indiscriminately with butcher knives, so how can it be said to harm the rivers and lakes?" "Taiping Sect?" The old man of the water daxiao said three times, and said: "Thirty years ago, I joined hands with Lan Xingshu and Jing Ming to establish the Taiping Sect, just to seek a place to live in this troubled world, but Lan Xingshu has a lot of ambitions, wants to compete for the world, and expands shili everywhere under the banner of Jishi Taiping. If it weren't for the Battle of Lingnan back then, the old man in your family must have been called the king and emperor by now. ”
"This world is the world of the people of the world, why not take it from the people of the world?" Lan Zishu disagreed with the old man's sarcastic words and retorted.
"Hmph!" the old man sneered, "This world is obtained, but an ungrateful person like Lan Xingshu, how can he rule the world?"
"Senior Shui," Lan Zishu suddenly saluted the old man Shui, then turned to Jing Ming and bowed, "Master Jing Ming, the two brothers who were born and died with the family are brothers, and the younger generation respects the two seniors." The merits and demerits of 30 years ago have become a thing of the past, so don't mention it. But today's events, the deeds of the two, are not necessarily very righteous and bright. ”
"Junior, I don't want to embarrass you, as long as Lan Xingshu appears, you can leave on your own. "Old man Shui no longer theorizes with Lan Zishu, they set up this game, in fact, the biggest target is Lan Zishu's grandfather Lan Xingshu.
Lan Zishu was silent, and was about to smash the brocade box in his hand to the ground. Xiao Rin, who had never been clear about the situation, was startled when he saw Lan Zishu's actions at this time, and hurriedly said, "Don't!"
It's too late, it's fast, I only heard a "pop" sound, and the brocade box fell to the ground in response, smashing into a powder. This smash, Xiao Rin was stupid, Mu Chu and I, Yin Amei, and Qin Luo were separated from the four of them, Li Divine Oracle did not react, Jing Ming still closed his eyes, the old man Shui touched his beard very satisfied, and Lan Zishu sneered.
This brocade box is empty again, and there is nothing in it!
"What Huangchao relics, what heirloom jade seals?" Lan Zishu sighed, "Since Qingzhou, it has been a bureau, Li Divine Oracle, you are also involved in it." ”
Oracle Li replied, "I didn't participate, I just knew that someone wanted to use me against the water seniors." ”
"But," Lan Zishu suddenly smiled, "you think this is a win?"
At this moment, Lan Zishu rushed to the side of the tower, then jumped and floated away, and her voice came from the wind, "These six and the tower can't be used, and the little woman greets the two seniors under the tower." ”
"Chase!" The old man of the water took an arrow step and went up with him, and the old monk Jingming also chased after him.
The oracle glanced at me, and jumped from the top of the tower with a light skill. I stood in front of the tower window, stretched my neck and looked at it, this distance was more than 60 meters, if I didn't die if I jumped so high, I didn't believe it if I was killed.
But when I really saw the figures of the four people who jumped down, I realized. Strictly speaking, they do not "jump" down, but rely on their light body to jump down from layer to layer.
We helped Yin Ah Mei up and prepared to leave. I glanced back at Xiao Rin, who looked at the brocade box on the ground in disbelief.
"I said senior, you've seen this box too, there's nothing, and you're not giving up. ”
"No, it's impossible!" Xiao Rin stepped on the brocade box and said angrily: "Why is there no heirloom jade seal, why is this the case!
After speaking, Xiao Rin jumped and jumped down. It's not good, the old guy is looking for bad luck to prolong his life. I didn't care about Yin Amei's injury, and hurriedly rushed towards the staircase.
Hey, I won't kill people lightly, and I don't know if I can catch up with him.
"Mu Chu, take care of the eldest brother, I'll go and see the situation on my master's side first. ”
Xiao Rin's light skills were too fast, and he disappeared in a blink of an eye. I trotted and finally chased to the front of the mountain gate, the incense of Yongming Temple is still so strong, people come and go, and there is an endless stream.
When he walked to Yanshou's yard, Yanshou was standing under the peach tree picking peaches, and Xiao Rin was standing not far from him, with an angry face and no words.
"Master, you ...... You okay. I ran under the peach tree and asked breathlessly.
Yanshou put the peaches he had just picked from the tree in the basket and said with a smile: "Daoxi, when the peaches are ripe, everything will bear fruit one day." You say, should I be happy or worried?"
I frowned, glanced at the longevity complainingly, and muttered in my heart, this old monk can't tell the situation, the enemy is current, and he still looks like he is talking and laughing, don't you nakedly ignore others.
"Master, should you give me a result!" After holding back for a long time, Xiao Rin finally couldn't bear it anymore and said.
Yanshou picked another peach and handed it to Xiao Rin, "Master Xiao, this peach is quite sweet, do you want to eat one." ”
I couldn't help laughing, the words of longevity are so cute, and it is really a master's demeanor, not taking the usual path.
"Boy, what are you laughing at!" Xiao Rin also squinted at me, he was afraid that he would not have a good seizure of life extension, so he threw his anger on me.
"It's nothing, senior, you can eat a peach to dissipate your anger. I picked up a peach and put it to my lips and smiled.
Xiao Rin didn't take the peach that extended his life, "Master, if you don't give me an explanation today, you won't give up." ”
Yanshou put the peach in his hand in the basket, "The donor got the answer he wanted, and this is the result." ”
"What is the result? At the beginning, you said that the relics of the Yellow Nest would be made public to the world, and everyone who was destined to get them, but today, you used an empty box to tease the heroes of the world, how do you explain it?" Xiao Rin said with a suppressed anger.
"Huangchao relics?" Yanshou continued to pick peaches, "The world knows that there are relics left in Huangchao Temple, but no one knows what the relics refer to. The poor monk was entrusted by an old friend to introduce the heroes of the Quartet into the tower, and he has fulfilled his promise. The poor monk didn't know what the relics were. ”
The words of longevity are reasonable, but it still sounds a little tricky. I kept snickering on the side, what heirloom jade seal, what Huangchao relics, it was a beautiful misunderstanding. Everyone in the world thinks that the relics of Huangchao are the jade seals of the country, but in fact, it is just an empty box, a gimmick to invite you into the urn.
"Master, this matter has been recorded, if he goes to Bianliang in the future, he will definitely entertain him. ”
Leaving a threatening word with a gun and a stick, Xiao Rin waved his wide sleeves and turned away. Xiao Rin actually knew in his heart that Yongming Temple was the territory of longevity, Wu Yue was not the Song Kingdom, and with the weight of longevity in the eyes of Wu Yue's royal family and ordinary people, whoever dared to touch him would be the enemy of the entire Wu Yue. Xiao Rin was alone, and he didn't have the courage to do this, so he could only say such a painless sentence, and then he didn't do it.
The relics of the Yellow Nest, the jade seal of the country, is the funniest joke I have heard this year.