Chapter 296: I'll pee and let you take care of yourself
Yes!?
Peeing for someone?
Everyone was stunned.
Even Wuduo didn't understand what medicine was sold in Xiao Ge's gourd.
The ugly monster of Slippery Handsome is even more incomprehensible.
Anyone can pee, but why do you pee for me?
Besides, there are girls here, how can you be embarrassed to lie.
"What do you mean, kid?"
Slippery Yingjun scolded: "What are you doing peeing if you have nothing to do?"
Xiao Ge smiled and said, "I'll pee and let you take care of yourself!"
Burst!
Wuduo laughed.
Hua Yingjun was angry, and he said angrily: "Brothers, beat this kid to death for me!"
Xiao Ge was about to make a move, Wu Duo stood in front of him and said, "You watch the excitement while you are watching, I will solve them!"
Then she shouted: "There is a kind of rushing at me, let this little brother go!"
Burst!
Xiao Ge couldn't straighten up with a smile, Wuduo is really terrible ••••••!
He knew Wuduo's ability, and beating these dozen people was like playing, so he turned over and got on his horse and stayed aside to watch the excitement.
"Stop!
Slippery handsome face smiled like a chrysanthemum, immediately scolded the minions and stopped his hand, stepped forward and said: "Since I dreamed of the fairy last night, Xiaosheng has been thinking about it for a long time, and I will never forget it, if I can marry the fairy, I will have nothing else to ask for in this life, although I have no regrets in death!"
"The second master and the Seven Fairies are really a pair of beautiful people made in heaven, talented and beautiful, they can be called a perfect match!"
"Seven fairies, you are from the second master! the second master knows how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, as gentle as you want, he is the only legend in your life!"
"Seven fairies, the second master has always been as guarded as jade, only riding a white horse, not riding other women. If you marry the second master, he won't even ride a white horse, so he will ride you!"
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The minions became more and more explicit, and the five flowers became angry.
"Fairy!"
Hua Yingjun suddenly walked aisle to Wuduo, and said with an excited face: "Marry me!
Wuduo was extremely angry and suddenly laughed.
Wuduo smiled and said, "Coincidentally, I also had a dream last night!"
Hua Yingjun was surprised: "What dream?"
Wu Duo said eloquently: "Lord Yama told me a dream that the imps in the underworld live too long and are full of ghosts, and he can't kill ghosts casually, so he thought of a good way to eliminate these imps." ”
"What's the solution?"
"Lord Yama said that he would disgust them to death!"
"Huh, what's the way to disgust them?"
"Lord Yama told me a dream that today I will meet a person named Hua Yingjun, he is the most disgusting person in the yang world, if you kill him for me, he will become the most disgusting ghost in the underworld. You think, throwing a disgusting ghost into the imp pile will definitely disgust a large number of imps!"
Hua Yingjun couldn't imagine that he had been a pestering for a long time, but Wuduo ridiculed him all over again, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Come on, take down this little girl for me!"
Suddenly, two scimitars flew in the air.
Two scimitars as thin as cicada wings, bent like crescent moons.
The scimitar circled around the slippery handsome, and then returned to Wuduo's wrist.
Slippery Yingjun was quiet all around, and they all looked at a red blood mist in horror.
Some people looked at the blood mist sprayed in their teammates' necks in horror, and some people looked at the blood mist sprayed in their necks in horror, and they didn't figure it out until they fell to the ground and died, how could they die if they stood around the second master well!
Syllable!
A loud slap woke up Slippery Young-handsome, and he hurriedly drew his sword, and the second slap was on his face.
Immediately afterwards, there was a crackle and a series of slaps, only the slippery and handsome mouth was full of teeth, and his face was full of rotten meat.
During the whole process, Hua Yingjun was like being imprisoned and couldn't resist.
He knew he had a hard stubble today.
"It's so much better now!"
Wuduo was about to go back, when a bold minion said: "You are so bold, our giant shark mercenary group belongs to the Hutu City Fuji Society, and if you dare to offend the Fuji Society, no one will have a good end, and they will all die!"
"Really!?"
Wuduo Xing's eyes widened: "Grandma wants to see how Fujisha let me die!"
The two scimitars flew without warning, and the minions, seeing that Ohran was scattered, threw down the three children, spread their feet and ran away.
The scimitar is back.
Slippery and the minion fell to the ground, a bright red mist of blood spraying from their necks.
The one-sided killing was over for the time being, and Xiao Ge had already untied the children's ropes.
The rescued children were terrified, tears could still be seen in their eyes, and the three of them stared at them with wide eyes, feeling that the beautiful sister had beaten away the bad guys, but they wondered if it would be another torture.
Xiao Ge took out something to eat, squatted down and handed it to them, and the three children took it and devoured it.
"Don't be afraid, children, the bad guys have been beaten away by us, and you have been rescued. ”
Xiao Ge was afraid of frightening the child, so he said with a smile on his face: "Brother just heard the bad guy say, you are the children of the Yihai tribe, where is the Yihai tribe, my brother will send you back!"
"Brother, it's not the bad guy you ran away, it's the bad guy that the beautiful sister beat away!" One of the fat boys said while eating: "You rob the credit of the beautiful sister, shame!"
This man is a big loser!
These little cubs are really eating inside and out, and they are still chewing the food I give them in their mouths, and they start to dislike me, what about the festival?
Wuduo giggled: "Children are like this, what do you say!"
Xiao Ge touched the fat boy's head and said, "Okay! Brother is useless, beautiful sister is amazing!"
The fat boy seemed to remember something, and suddenly cried, and then ran to Wuduo in a few steps, knelt down and cried with a plop: "Beautiful sister, please, save the people of our tribe! They have been doing evil in our tribe, beautiful sister, you are so powerful, you will definitely be able to kill all those bad people!"
The other two children, a man and a woman, also jumped over and knelt on the ground and cried: "Beautiful sister, save our people! They said that they would only give a grace period of three days, and after three days, the tribe will not be left with chickens and dogs!"
Xiao Ge and Wuduo helped the children up and knocked the dust off their bodies for them.
Then Xiao Ge asked, "The bad guy has three days of grace, what do you people do?"
The children shook their heads in unison.
Of course, children don't know about adults.
Xiao Ge asked again, "Do you recognize the way home?"
The children nodded in unison.
"Good come!"
Xiao Ge carried the three children to the horse one by one, led the horse and said, "Let's go home and fight the bad guys!"
"Go home and fight the bad guys!"
The three children cheered loudly, showing a smile that had not been seen in the past few days.
"Brother, beating the bad guy is also a beautiful sister, you are a beater, even my father can't beat it!"
The fat boy once again ignored Xiao Ge.
Xiao Ge didn't care either, and said with a smile: "Is your father very powerful?"
The girl hurriedly said, "Yishan's father is the chief. Brother, in fact, you are also quite powerful, my name is Yi Yao, let's be friends!"
Yi Yao stretched out her little hand, Xiao Ge patted her little hand and said, "My name is Xiao Ge, we are friends!"
"My name is Yishan, let's be friends!"
"My name is Yishun, let's be friends!"
"Good, good, good, we're all friends!"
Xiao Ge patted their little hands one by one.
Immediately, hearty laughter spread throughout the mountain.