Chapter Seventy-Seven: Dengfeng City Drama Shuangjiang
It was not difficult for them to eat an overlord meal without silver, but Liu Yi was naturally unwilling to lose his value like this, but fortunately, Shaomu Mountain was not far from Dengfeng City.
The three of them resisted their appetite and came to the county government of Dengfeng City, and before Liu Yi had already explained, Yang Shihan couldn't wait to step forward, and took the sledgehammer to the big drum, and after making a loud noise, the big drum was torn apart.
The big drum in front of the yamen represents the majesty of the court, which is sacred and inviolable.
Yang Shihan smiled at them and said, "What, do you still want to fight in your frame?" Open your dog's eyes and see who that master is, he is my eldest brother, Yangwu Hou Liu is ill, why don't you go and call your county uncle to come out to greet him?"
After all, those officials are at the foot of Shaomu Mountain, they have been in contact with martial arts since they were children, and they also know the goods, and when they saw Yang Shihan's pair of sledgehammers, they saw that Liu Yi was extraordinary, and two of them had already run in to report it.
After a while, the county master stumbled out and came to Liu Aiji's face, and he didn't argue whether it was true or false, but first complimented: "Xiaguan Li Shuangjiang, I didn't know that the waiting master arrived, and he missed the welcome, and begged for forgiveness!"
Liu Yi snorted coldly, didn't speak, and walked towards the yamen, but Li Shuangjiang stopped in front of him in a flash, nodded again, and said with a huff: "Hou Ye, Hou Ye, please don't worry, according to the laws of this dynasty, please show it...... Show ......"
Liu Yi still didn't speak, but just exposed the royal jade pendant from his waist, Li Shuangjiang saw it, his legs suddenly weakened, he knelt on the ground, and said excitedly: "Xiaguan Li Shuangjiang knocks to greet the lord!"
Liu Yi had already looked at him coldly, and he was not very disgusted with this Li Shuangjiang, after all, there were so many villains who were becoming inflammatory, and even if he was angry, he couldn't be born.
Raised his legs and walked into the county office, sat in front of the desk in the middle of the hall, and slapped the shocking wood on the desk with his hand, which scared Li Shuangjiang trembling, and then fell to his knees, trembling all over, he didn't understand why this Liu Ill had to shoot this shocking wood, didn't he send him to investigate himself?
Liu Yi also knew that there were ten officials and nine greedy officials in these years, and if 100 officials were arrested to kill their heads, although there were unjust, false and wrongful cases, if only 80 were killed, there would definitely be fish that slipped through the net.
Liu Yi has come here Dengfeng naturally not to rebel/greedy, he just wants to get a delicious meal, seeing Li Shuangjiang kneeling there trembling, he smiled secretly in his heart, cleared his throat, and said: "Master Li, why are you so hard?
Li Shuangjiang stretched out his hand to wipe the beads of sweat on his forehead, and said secretly in his heart, "My Hou Ye, you can play with it, but don't seriously play with my head!"
While thinking in my heart, I trembled and wanted to stand up!
Syllable!
With another loud noise from the shocking wood in the hall, Li Shuangjiang only felt that his legs were no longer his own, and then knelt down again, Liu Yi had already held the shocking wood, looked at it repeatedly, and looked at Li Shuangjiang who was still kneeling in the hall, and pretended to exclaim: "Oh! Lord Li, why are you still kneeling, get up, get up!"
Li Shuangjiang swallowed his saliva deeply, and said with a sad face: "My Hou Master, can you old man not shoot that shocking wood? Xia Guan has a heart attack, and he can't afford to be frightened!"
Liu Yi had already seen his appearance of an old dragon clock, his head was already white, and it was really not easy to mix with a petty official, so he put the shocking wood on the table and said: "You have all worked hard, today this is the east of the wait, invite the big guy to Zuixianlou for a meal, what do you think?"
As long as he doesn't shoot the shocking wood, Li Shuangjiang can be said to be willing to do anything, and then continued: "Hou Ye is not far away, and when he comes to Dengfeng County, how can there be any reason to let Hou Ye be the east?
When he came to the Zuixian Building, he had already driven out all the guests in the building, came to the best private room, and soon served a table of sumptuous wine and food, and Li Shuangjiang thought that his status was low, but he didn't dare to sit on the table as a companion, but leaned over, standing next to Liu Aiji, and accepted Liu Aiji's call at any time!
The three of them hadn't been exposed to meat in Shaolin Temple for half a month, staring at the food in front of them, their eyes were green, Liu Yi had coughed lightly twice, and said: "A few of you go out to eat, you won't be greeted here!"
Having said that, Li Shuangjiang didn't really dare to go out of the room, and still stayed here like a puppet, Yang Shihan glared at him, and said angrily: "Are you deaf? Didn't you hear my eldest brother's words? When you go out, remember to close the door!"
Li Shuangjiang saw that Yang Shihan was angry, so he had to cautiously exit the room, and gently closed the door, for fear of making the noise louder and angering these evil gods.
Seeing Li Shuangjiang withdrawing, Yang Shihan didn't take chopsticks, let alone say hello to Liu Ai, he directly grabbed a chicken leg on the table with his hand and ate it, and kept shouting: "I'm really hungry!"
At this time, Liu Ill was no better, and directly grabbed a pig's trotter and gnawed it there, as if he had never eaten meat in his eight lives.
Seeing the two of them gobbling up there, Xiao Zhao didn't move his chopsticks, just covered his mouth and kept snickering there, as if watching them eat was a very happy thing!
After he was full of wine and food, Liu Yi had already called Li Shuangjiang in again, and while burping, he said to him: "Lord Li, I ate a meal of you inexplicably today, which made Ben Hou Ye very unhappy, so let's go, you go to get the four treasures of the study, Ben Hou Ye will give you a couplet, you take it to auction and buy it, leave a thousand taels of silver tickets for me, and you can keep the rest for yourself!"
Although Li Shuangjiang is a small official, he is a person who has been rolling in officialdom for decades, and when he saw Liu's illness, he knew what it was, how dare he slack off, so he hurriedly found the four treasures of the study, and personally sharpened the ink!
Liu Ai was not polite, rolled up his sleeves, lifted the brush, and left a few big characters like a dog planing on the pure white paper, the upper couplet wrote: Hate dad is not a gang, the lower couplet wrote: Complain about Dad is not Shuangjiang, and then threw the brush, and did not write a horizontal batch, but directly said to Li Shuangjiang: "Horizontal batch will not be written, you want to go by yourself!"
Li Shuangjiang looked at this bullshit couplet, and thought to himself: "Where is this, this couplet has to be taken out and bought, so that no one will splash dog feces, it's worth the money?"
But this couplet is written by Hou Ye himself, he is not worth anything is worth it, and immediately carefully took it out, before the moment of half a pillar of incense, he walked in with a silver ticket of 10,000 taels, and said to Liu Yi with joy: "Master Hou, your old man is really good Wencai, just now the couplet was placed on the bookshelf, and someone bought it with 10,000 taels of silver tickets!"
Liu Yi has laughed secretly in his heart, what the hell is a 10,000 taels of silver tickets, just that thing just now, don't say it's worthless, even if you take it to wipe your butt, it's too hard!
Although he thought so in his heart, he didn't say it, but coughed lightly, and then reached out from Li Shuangjiang's hand to receive the silver ticket.
When I went home to get the silver ticket just now, I made a lot of determination, I thought that I could give it to Liu Ai in a very chic way, after all, it was an absolute honor to find myself as Liu Ai has been Yang Wuhou, but when it came to the end, I was not so calm, ten thousand taels of silver tickets, how many years I had to be greedy!
Liu Yi had already held the other end of the silver ticket in his right hand, pointed at Li Shuangjiang, and then pointed at himself, and asked lightly: "Is this silver ticket yours or mine, is it really the money of that couplet?"
Li Shuangjiang swallowed his saliva deeply, and said in his heart: "I can't bear the child can't trap the wolf, I, Li Shuangjiang, have gone out!" Thinking of this, he let go of his hand, and said with a smile on his face: "Of course, this silver ticket belongs to you, and it is the money from the sale of your couplet!"
Liu Yi had already held 10,000 taels of silver tickets, and asked again: "Is it really mine?"
"It's really yours!" Li Shuangjiang replied with great certainty.
Liu Yi said with a smile: "Ben Hou Ye is a good man, he said that as long as one thousand taels of silver tickets, only one thousand taels of silver tickets, and the rest of the silver tickets will be distributed to those poor people, so it will be regarded as Ben Hou Ye doing good deeds!"
Speaking of this, he took out a thousand taels of silver tickets and put them in his arms, and took the nine thousand taels of silver tickets in his hand and shook them, and Li Shuangjiang's pair of eyes also dangled there with the silver tickets, and he kept swallowing saliva and making gurgling sounds.
Liu Ai did not hand over the silver ticket to him, but handed it to Yang Shihan, and said to him: "Take the remaining silver ticket and distribute it to the poor, remember to go and go back quickly!"
Yang Shihan took the silver ticket and walked out of the inn in a hurry, Li Shuangjiang looked at his back and disappeared in sight, his whole heart was about to break, Liu Yi had seen him like that, and he secretly laughed in his heart, but asked seriously: "Has Master Li ever eaten?"
Liu Ill had just asked them to go out to eat, but Li Shuangjiang really didn't dare to eat because he was scared, he first shook his head when he heard the words, and then nodded, Liu Ill said angrily: "You shook your head and shook your tail, did you eat or didn't eat in the end?"
Speaking of this, he pointed to the table full of leftovers and said: "Zhumen's wine and meat stink, there are ice dead bones on the road, and there is no refrigerator here, so you can eat these meals, lest those ordinary people point to the backbone and scold us for wasting!"
What is a refrigerator, Li Shuangjiang naturally hasn't heard of it, and he doesn't dare to ask, although he is just a small county man, he hasn't eaten any leftovers or anything like that, but he doesn't dare to disobey Liu Ai's words, so he has to pretend to have received a great favor, while grateful, while swallowing bitterly!
Two hours later, Yang Shihan distributed the silver tickets and returned to the inn, Liu Yi was not willing to stay here for a long time, so he took the two of them to leave Dengfeng, Yang Shihan asked: "Big brother, are we going back to Sizhou City?"
Liu Yi shook his head and said, "No, we have to find a place to practice well, and then go to Mount Tai to participate in the Martial Arts Alliance Leader Conference!"
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