"Dead fatty, you still want to be light!"

Wu Xiaoyao waited for the dead fat man to land, and said with a smile.

With fat flesh and white skin like snow, Wu Xiaoyao couldn't help but grin when he thought of this.

"Clown, dare to laugh master, don't laugh!"

Wu Xiaoyao shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands and said, "Dead fat man, how did you escape the pursuit?"

"Chase?" the fat man pursed his lips and said, "That guy is ugly and stupid, and he was teased by the master and died of anger." ”

Angry?

The dead fat man was full of cannons, Wu Xiaoyao didn't believe it, but he could escape the pursuit of that person, there must be some way.

This dead fat man is really not an ordinary narcissist, except for thinking that he is the most handsome in the world, everyone says that he is ugly.

It is obviously a shameless person who belittles others and exaggerates his own appearance!

"Dead fatty, don't follow me anymore, or I'll make you naked. Wu Xiaoyao threatened.

Wu Xiaoyao Edgeworth prepares to go deep into the Death Mountain Range to find an opportunity to break through the Soul Realm.

"Wu Xiaoyao, you don't need to feel inferior. The master's handsomeness is the first in the world, and you and the master have many benefits to go on an adventure together. ”

Wu Xiaoyao turned his head violently, his wrist moved the blood-dripping sword to gain momentum, and said coldly: "How do you know my name?"

Facing Wu Xiaoyao's questioning, the dead fat man didn't care and said, "The ears are listening, and the master is not deaf." ”

Heard?

When?

Before or just now?

There are several possibilities in Wu Xiaoyao's mind, no matter which one it is, the dead fat man can't stay.

The greedy wolf allowed to go back and tell the county king's mansion about his presence in the Death Mountain Range.

The more people who know about him, the more dangerous he is.

"Do you have low self-esteem and want to kill me to relieve your hatred?" the dead fat man smiled and said, "Clown, you can't kill the master." ”

Wu Xiaoyao put away the blood-dripping sword, dodged close to the dead fat man, and beckoned towards the dead fat man with his fist.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Howl!"

The fist rained down on the dead fat man, and the dead fat man howled in pain, and in an instant, the fat face of the dead fat man swollen.

"Dead fatty, say who's the clown!"

"You!"

"Bang!"

Wu Xiaoyao punched the dead fat man in the eye, and said, "Dead fat man, no, it's more appropriate to call you a pig's head." Hahaha!"

"Wu Xiaoyao, the master and you are not finished. As soon as the dead fat man finished speaking, he was in pain.

Punching to the flesh and beating the fat man to death, Wu Xiaoyao suddenly felt extremely happy.

The human sandbag is better than the hard sandbag, and it's really cool to fight!

Wu Xiaoyao also secretly admired the dead fat man, not to mention killing a cow with a punch, but the dead fat man was beaten, and Leng did not change his words or beg for mercy.

rushed to death the fat man's unyielding narcissism, Wu Xiaoyao felt that he should be forgiven.

Such a superb narcissist, it is difficult to produce one in a thousand years, and it is a pity to die.

"Pighead, you haven't seen me, don't follow me. Wu Xiaoyao pushed away the dead fat man, stepped on the flying sword and prepared to leave.

"Oh, it's painful to kill the master. The dead fat man screamed non-stop, and when he saw that Wu Xiaoyao was leaving, he shouted: "The clown is leaving, oops." ”

The fat man's fat face was red and swollen, and there were traces of blood at the corners of his mouth, and his face was in pain when he spoke.

Wu Xiaoyao glanced at it, and a smile appeared on his face.

Let this dead fat man be cheap-mouthed, and it hurts to be beaten and talked, even if it is his punishment.

"Do you want to advance to the Soul Realm, hey, the master has a way. ”

The dead fat man poked Wu Xiaoyao's life gate with a word, and now he urgently needs to advance to the soul realm as quickly as possible, and when he first heard the dead fat man say that there was a way, he looked at it suspiciously.

The dead fat man took out a blue pill in front of Wu Xiaoyao, and after swallowing it, Wu Xiaoyao opened his mouth wide in surprise.

A pill went down to his stomach, and the redness and swelling on the dead fat man's face gradually subsided, and the dead fat man's face returned to normal in the blink of an eye.

"I don't know, it's just a beautiful pill for me. The dead fat man did not forget to sarcastically mock Wu Xiaoyao, and said with a smile: "The first time I was beaten, it felt very special."

It's not fun to get beaten, and I don't want to get beaten anymore. ”

Wu Xiaoyao rolled his eyes and muttered, "Who in the world likes to be beaten?"

The dead fat man winked at Wu Xiaoyao and said, "Listen to the fat master, and the good master will tell you how to advance to the soul realm." ”

Wu Xiaoyao sneered and said disdainfully: "You die of this heart!

The dead fat man looked at Wu Xiaoyao with a smile, as if he was talking to himself: "It's better to follow someone to be aggrieved, it's better to follow the master to eat and drink spicy." ”

Could it be that the dead fat man heard me talking to the moon-swallowing moon, the three-eyed four-eared monkey?

Could it be that the dead fat man was watching the play at the time, but he was not discovered?

Wu Xiaoyao flashed a few thoughts, and felt that the dead fat man Wu Xiaoyao felt in his heart that he was not only extremely narcissistic, but also a super perverted voyeur!

"How difficult is it to call the fat master, as long as you say that the little master will ensure that you will advance to the soul realm within one day. ”

Wu Xiaoyao kept his mouth shut and slowly closed his eyes, he was thinking, wouldn't the fat man really have the capital to shout?

changed to someone else, Wu Xiaoyao forbears in order to break through, but he can't convince himself to call the dead fat man the fat man.

Wu Xiaoyao stepped on the second-level flying sword, raised his middle finger at the dead fat man, and said contemptuously: "I can't break through for the rest of my life, I Wu Xiaoyao won't call you fat master, save it!"

Wu Xiaoyao firmly believes that he can advance, but he lacks an opportunity, and there is no need to please the dead fat man at this juncture.

"It's really a stone in a pit, it smells bad and hard. Wu Xiaoyao Edgeworth left, and the fat man muttered to himself.

How many people are seeking a way to advance to the Soul Realm in the late stage of the Memory Realm, and the shortcut is in front of him, but he doesn't know how to cherish it.

What a hopelessly stupid person!

The dead fat man touched his big belly, and he grinned like a smile that often opened Maitreya Buddha.

"You don't want to know that the master wants to tell you, the master is angry with you. "Dead fat man" "Boom!" disappeared from the spot.

Wu Xiaoyao used his spiritual thoughts to search for his own 300-meter range while flying, and he didn't notice the figure of the dead fat man, just when he was secretly happy to get rid of the dead fat man's entanglement, a familiar figure appeared in front of him.

The dead fat man appeared out of thin air, blocking his way without the slightest warning.

"You ......"

Wu Xiaoyao looked at the dead fat man with a stunned face, and he blocked his way from directly ahead.

The dead fat man's speed is faster than him, and it's not even half a star.

"Your foundation is much better than that of ordinary people, and you are only one chance away from being able to advance to the Soul Realm when your aura is saturated!"

The dead fat man talked eloquently and said with a smile: "The master is your opportunity, I know that you are grateful to the master in your heart, you don't need to say it, the master understands." ”

Wu Xiaoyao rolled his eyes, he dared to swear, he only had disgust for the dead fat man in his heart, not to mention gratitude, even gratitude.

The dead fat man fell into narcissism again and couldn't extricate himself, as if he felt that everyone in the world was grateful to him, and no one could do without him.

is so narcissistic, there is no one before and no one since.

"After eating this Opportunity Pill, you will wake up tomorrow morning and you will be a Soul Realm cultivator. ”

The dead fat man took out a black pill and threw it to Wu Xiaoyao, Wu Xiaoyao grabbed it with his hand, and the black pill was slippery than a loach and slipped through his hand.

"Goo-dong!"

Wu Xiaoyao opened his mouth in surprise, and at this moment, the black elixir directly drilled into his mouth.

The black pill melted in his mouth, Wu Xiaoyao's face changed greatly, and as soon as he raised his hand, he felt that his head was groggy and his eyelids weighed a thousand pounds.

"Plop!"

Wu Xiaoyao fell directly to the ground, and the dead fat man smiled and circled around Wu Xiaoyao, muttering to himself: "Unless you abandon your cultivation, you owe the little master a favor, and you can't get rid of it!"

No matter how you listen to it, you will feel that the dead fat man is gloating.

......

"I woke up very quickly, an hour earlier than my master expected. ”

Wu Xiaoyao woke up slowly, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the dead fat man holding a roasted big meat leg in his hand and chewing it.

"Goo-dong!"

With a grumbling stomach, Wu Xiaoyao snatched the big meat leg in the dead fat man's hand and ate it without any image.

"The meat quality is good, quite elastic, but the roasting technique is too poor, and it is blind to such a good meat. ”

Wu Xiaoyao devoured it, and did not forget to ridicule the dead fat man a few words while eating.

The dead fat man grabbed the big meat leg that was raw on the side, threw it to Wu Xiaoyao, and said contemptuously: "Who can't fart, if you really have the ability, you can roast it." ”

Wu Xiaoyao was not polite, grabbed the big meat leg with his left hand and put it on the fire on the side, and said with a smile: "Barbecue requires skill, don't blink an eye dead fat." ”

The dead fat man stared at the big meat leg on the firelight, Wu Xiaoyao threw the big meat leg roasted by the dead fat man aside, and said while roasting: "If the barbecue wants to taste good, you need to pay attention to three points." ”

"Which three?"

The dead fat man asked humbly.

"The meat is good, the heat is mastered, and the most important thing is that the person who barbecues the meat must be handsome!"

The dead fat man was puzzled and confused: "What does it have to do with whether the barbecue person is handsome or not?"

Wu Xiaoyao didn't answer, turning his big meat leg and flipping on the fire, and soon the smell of meat diffused in the air.

"Hiss......"

The dead fat man took a deep breath in surprise and said in surprise: "The meat is fragrant, why do you bake it for a shorter time than Xiao Ye, but the meat is more fragrant than Xiao Ye's roasting?"

"Frozen!"

Wu Xiaoyao thought about it, and the roasted big meat leg was covered with a layer of crystal clear ice.

"Let the master taste it. ”

Wu Xiaoyao looked at the dead fat monkey's anxious appearance, and said with a smile: "Have you ever eaten this ice skin barbecue?"

The dead fat man shook his head like a rattle, he had never seen it, let alone eaten it.

"The sicy barbecue tastes hot and cold in the mouth, and everyone who has eaten it says it is good. ”

Wu Xiaoyao handed the ice-skinned barbecue to the dead fat man, and the fat man took it over and ate it in a big gulp.

"It's amazing, barbecue meat still has this way to eat, tsk!" The dead fat man ate it in a big gulp, and he didn't forget to sigh.

After Wu Xiaoyao woke up, he noticed the changes in his body, the aura in his body was empty, and there was only one explanation for the lack of consumption, as the dead fat man said, he was promoted.

After advancing to the Soul Channeling Realm, the amount of spiritual energy stored in his body was more than twice as much as before.

For the dead fat man Wu Xiaoyao, he is very conflicted in his heart, with gratitude and disgust.

I am disgusted with the dead fat man and chase after him, and I am grateful for his dedication in the promotion of the realm.

That Opportunity Pill must be extraordinary, Wu Xiaoyao secretly thought, such an Opportunity Pill, I'm afraid he can't afford it.

From the Great Perfection Realm in the late stage of the Memory Realm to the Soul Realm, Wu Xiaoyao was very calm after his success.

In his mind, everything is a matter of course, even if there is no opportunity given by the dead fat man, he will be promoted by his own efforts, the difference is only sooner or later.

"Lord Junwang, my subordinates didn't lie. ”

Wu Xiaoyao sighed in his heart, and followed the sound to see a greedy wolf with a hideous face standing beside a man in a black cloak.

The greedy wolf called him the lord of the county, and the identity of the man in the black cloak was about to come out.

He actually ran to the Death Mountain Range in person, and he looked up to me too much!

Wu Xiaoyao had already put life and death aside, but he didn't want anyone to be implicated because of him.

"Fatty, hurry up. ”

Wu Xiaoyao said in a low voice. After speaking, he stood in front of the dead fat man, and said loudly: "Don't implicate others in the grievances between us, I will bear all the grievances you want." ”

"This king wants your life!"

Linglong County, the county king's mansion and the county Wang Long Zhantian's voice was full of majesty, and the powerful voice was full of murderous intent.