Once a well-fed person is bored, drowsiness will naturally come to the door, and Yu Lu, who has no demeanor as a great immortal envoy, sleeps on the spot in front of his palace. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Probably time flies, as if a white horse has passed by・・・・・・ Yu Lu dreamed in a dream that he had slept for many years, and when he woke up, he had returned to modern times, and he climbed out of the monument with a lot of cultural relics, exchanged a lot of money, and paid back the meat sandwich money he owed when he first arrived in Xi'an.

Corgi with a high life expectancy.

Mushroom cool, who has been in love for a long time.

There should be enough money to spend.

Not a big house, not too big.

Smiling fantasies.

Down-to-earth life.

No one ever told him what the meaning of life really was. Eighty percent of the teachers who are no longer alive only tell themselves how to be a meaningful magician, but never tell themselves how to make their lives meaningful if one day, when they are no longer magicians.

No one had ever told him how he should pursue the girl he liked when he walked out of the magic academy. I heard that good girls have been arched by scumbags, so men who can't flirt with girls will always become the final destination of good girls, which is probably the so-called good people have good rewards.

The importance of black and white in the world is very important for those who stand and talk without backache, because it is related to whether public opinion is beneficial to themselves, but is the black and white in the world really so important to an ordinary person?

Yu Lu was woken up by Chen Xi stepping on his stomach.

The ears continued to hear that Chen Xi buried himself, what arrogance and lasciviousness are the biggest enemies of positive energy in society, you should be diligent and thrifty, and you should be upright.

Glancing at his mouth with disdain, Yu Lu thought in his heart, let yourself be diligent and thrifty, why don't you look at yourself? Teach yourself how to be a person, you have to live a lifetime longer than me before teaching me how to be a person, right? After all, practice brings true knowledge!

Of course, Yu Lu won't say these words, after all, good men don't fight women!

Turning around and looking at the sky, Yu Lu asked, "How long have I been asleep?"

Chen Xi crossed his waist and stood aside angrily, "About a few minutes." ”

Well, time flies, and a few minutes have passed in the blink of an eye・・・・・・

"I want to sleep again. Yu Lu rubbed his temples, and somehow, no one used to feel sleepy for eight hours a day, but now he sleeps eighteen hours a day, but he feels even more sleepy.

Chen Xi didn't answer, but walked to the side and sat on the steps.

Yu Lu, who was just about to close his eyes and continue sleeping, suddenly appeared above his head with a figure blocking the light, and his oily bald head looked a little more dazzling than the sun under the scorching sun.

Perhaps because the sunlight focused the sunlight through the magnifying glass, Yu Lu felt that the bald head that appeared in front of him made him feel the strong love of the sun when he was originally in the shade.

"Xuanzang・・・・・・ I just want to take a lunch break now, can you not disturb me?" Yu Lu smacked his lips, turned sideways and continued to close his eyes, looking like he didn't want to deal with Xuanzang.

Xuanzang walked to the side of Yu Lu's side, squatted on the ground, folded his hands and said: "Amitabha, donor, poor monk has been preaching in Gaochang country for several months, and is ready to set off to the west again to learn the scriptures.

"When are you leaving?"

"Tomorrow. ”

"So early?" Yu Lu was slightly stunned, then thought for a while and said, "I'll follow you too." ”

Xuanzang smiled slightly and nodded: "Yes, then tomorrow morning, when the sun rises, you and I will meet at the city gate." ”

"So early?" Yu Lu opened his eyes in shock, then thought for a while and said, "I'm not going with you." ”

"・・・・・・" Xuanzang was obviously a little confused by Yu Lu's choice, swallowed his saliva, and said tentatively: "Donor thinks it's too early tomorrow?"

"No, no, no. Yu Lu denied: "The so-called plan of the day lies in the morning, and the plan of the year lies in the spring, it is naturally good to walk in the morning, Xuanzang, do you think I am the kind of person who can't get up in the morning?"

Xuanzang looked at Yu Lu silently, and did not answer, although the monk does not lie is a joke for a monk who has truly entered the world for life, but for Yu Lu's problem, Xuanzang feels that it is still necessary to stick to his principles.

Therefore, Xuanzang chose to be silent.

Seeing that Xuanzang didn't answer for a long time, Yu Lu sat up, looked directly at Xuanzang, looked at Xuanzang's firm gaze, obviously didn't want to make this joke with himself, so he had to smile helplessly and shrugged his shoulders: "But more importantly, the plan of the year lies in spring! You see it's summer, why don't we wait for next spring before leaving?"

Xuanzang was stunned, and then shook his head firmly: "No, it's just tomorrow morning." If the donor wants to go west together, please meet the poor monk at the city gate tomorrow morning. After speaking, Xuanzang was ready to get up and leave.

Seeing this, Yu Lu hurriedly grabbed Xuanzang and asked, "Did you tell the king of Gaochang Kingdom, Lu Wentai, about you leaving?"

"Yes. ”

"How did he answer?"

"I hope that the poor monks will not leave, and they will preach here with peace of mind. ”

Yu Lu was puzzled: "The kings of this country have said that you should not leave, do you think you left? Don't tell me that just by relying on your Buddha, you can break through those city gates and guards." How many times have Cheng Huaimo taken his people to break through the city gate during this time, but they haven't seen them, do you think you can break through?"

Xuanzang glanced at Yu Lu deeply and replied: "As long as the donor and the poor monk go together, the king will naturally not be able to stop me, let alone Cheng Huaimo's benefactor." ”

Yu Lu shook his head, "I live a good life here, I eat better than Ko Wentai all day long, dress better than Ko Wentai, even the maids are more beautiful than Ko Wentai's maids, what's the benefit of me following you?

Xuanzang was silent for a moment, folded his hands and said the Buddha's name, and said: "The Buddha said: If the fate comes, it goes, the fate gathers and disperses, the fate arises and is born, and the fate falls and it is destroyed." Donor, everything is fate, the poor monk will naturally not force it, see you at the city gate tomorrow. ”

Then he broke free from Yu Lu and left the palace.

"These days, if you don't learn a few famous quotes that sound very compelling, it's really hard to mix. Although I don't understand it, I feel very powerful, if I refute it again, it seems that I am going against the truth・・・・・・" Seeing Xuanzang leave, Yu Lu turned his head to look at Chen Xi, his face full of doubts.

Chen Xi pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "I really can't do anything about an uneducated person like you, what Master Xuanzang means is that if you want to go, you won't be stupid, if you don't go, you'll be stupid, understand?"

"・・・・・・ done. of"