The woman's spirit smiled charmingly, and said angrily: "I only want to be with you for one night." ”

The golden cicada was just stupid and silent. Yuan Shen said: "I heard that you have some grievances with the Buddha hunters in the previous life, but I don't want to, you are so crazy that you are crazy." Let's not say that the little monk is not a Buddha hunter, even if it is, it is not the life Buddha hunter who made you feel excited and made you crazy, the little monk is just a golden cicada. ”

The woman smiled gracefully and said, "I was born on the third day of the third month of the third month of the year of Ding Hai. My husband is three years older than me, and I am forty-five years old. The eldest daughter's name is Zhenzhen, who is 20 years old this year, the second daughter's name is Aiai, who is 18 years old this year, and the third youngest daughter, who is 16 years old this year, has never promised to be married. Although the little woman is ugly, fortunately the little girl has a bit of color, and the female worker can do everything. Because his husband had no children, he raised them as sons, and when he was young, he taught him to read some Confucian books, and he also knew how to sing some poems. Although he lives in the villa, he is not very vulgar or anything like that, and he is expected to be worthy of the rank of elder. If you are willing to let go of your arms, keep your head with long hair, be a parent with your family, wear silk and brocade, and win as strong as a bowl and a snowshoe!"

The woman said, "There are four Buddha hunters, only four, four in the previous life, and four in this life. The four in this life are the four in the previous life. ”

The golden cicada sat on it, like a thunderous child, and a rain-drenched shrimp toad, just struggling to earn it. The physical body is like this, and the golden cicada primordial god is not having a good time.

The woman's Yuan Shen smiled slightly and said: "The grievances and grievances of the previous life, the tears and rains of this life, this is the cause and effect of Buddhism, and it is also the blessing and misfortune of Taoism. The retribution of good and evil follows you like a shadow. The bond between you and the white bones in your past life is destined for your encounter in this life, and it is also destined for my encounter with you. ”

Jin Chanzi said: "In this life, the red fruit comes from the fruit, without the cause and effect of the previous life. ”

That Zhu Bajie smelled so rich and beautiful, but he was itching, sitting on the chair, like a needle poking his buttocks, twisting left and right, he couldn't bear it, he stepped forward, pulled the master and said: "Master! This lady recited your words, why did you pretend not to pay attention? ”

The master raised his head suddenly, and with a loud voice, he repelled Zhu Bajie and said, "You evil animal! We are a monk, how can we be tempted by wealth and beauty, and pay attention to beauty, what kind of reason can we make!"

The woman laughed and said, "Poor, poor! What good is it to be a monk?"

The woman said, "You are a Buddha, she wants to hunt Buddha, pitiful! Poor! Love and kill each other, what good is infatuation with her?"

Jin Chanzi said: "Female Bodhisattva, you are in the family, but what are the benefits?"

The golden cicada Yuan Shen asked, "What is the benefit of having a night with you?"

The woman said, "Elder, please sit down and wait for me to tell you about the benefits of my family." In the spring, the tailor wins Silla, in the summer, the light yarn is changed to enjoy the green lotus, in the autumn there is a new fragrant glutinous wine, and in the winter, the warm pavilion is drunk. At four o'clock, it is used as well, and there are many pieces of eight festivals; ”

The woman's Yuan Shen said: "I am a woman's body, you are a Yuanyang body, a girl is a Yuanyang body, and a girl is a Yuanyang, and you are alone in the fairy dust." I came out of the door, you came from the door of Buddhism, the Buddha and the Tao are one, and the double cultivation is proud for nine days. I'm a delicate daughter, she's just a white bone in the wilderness......"

Jin Chanzi said: "Female Bodhisattva, you enjoy glory in your family, you are rich, you have something to wear, you can eat, and your children are reunited, it is really good." But those who don't know that I am a monk also have some benefits. The monk's determination is very much, and he overthrows the former Grace Church. Foreign objects do not give birth to idle tongues, and there is good yin and yang in the body. After the completion of the military line, he returned to his hometown with the surname Mingxin. It's better to be greedy for blood at home, and fall into stinky skin when you get old. ”

Jin Chanzi Yuan Shen said: "Your face is full of country and city, in the eyes of the little monk, but a stinky skin. Her skinless and fleshless white bones, in the eyes of the little monk, are a beautiful smile. ”

When the woman heard this, she was furious and said, "This monk is rude! If I don't see you coming from far away, I should come out." I'm a sincere person, and I want to recruit you and others from my family, but you will hurt me with words. You have taken the vows, you have made a vow, and you will never return to the world, so that your subordinates will also be recruited by my family. How do you enforce the law like that?"

Seeing that he was angry, Jin Chanzi didn't say anything more, and shouted, "Wukong, you are here." ”

Sun Wukong said: "I didn't know how to do such a thing since I was a child, just teach Zhu Bajie here." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "Brother, don't plant people." Everyone thinks long-term. ”

Jin Chanzi said: "If you two refuse, you will teach Wujing here." ”

Sha Seng said: "Look at what the master said. The disciple was persuaded by the Bodhisattva, took the ordination, and waited for the master. Since Master accepted me and accepted the teachings, I have followed Master for less than two months, and I have never achieved half of the results, how dare I want to be so rich! I would rather die than go to the West Heaven than do such a deceitful thing. ”

Seeing this, Jin Chanzi said, "You all don't want to, do you want me to stay here?"

When the woman saw that they refused, and heard the words of the golden cicada, she was very angry, and she quickly turned into the screen, and slammed the door shut.

The masters and apprentices were left outside, there was no tea and dinner, and no one came out.

The golden cicada primordial god said to Zhu Bajie: "Go and drag the four people in the backyard, don't let them bother the little monk again." ”

Zhu Bajie Yuan Shen said: "How can you be an old pig?"

The golden cicada primordial god said leisurely: "Others, the little monk is not at ease. ”

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he glanced at Jin Chanzi, deliberately pretended to be anxious in his heart, and complained to Tang Seng: "Master doesn't know how to do things, so he will kill the words." You are still alive, only vaguely agreed, coaxed him to eat some fast, and ended up happy tonight. It is clear that whether you are willing or not, it depends on you and me. If the door is closed like this, how can we spend a night with a clean and cold stove?"

Sha Wujing said: "Second brother, you can be a son-in-law in his family." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "Brother, don't plant people. Think long term. ”

Sun Wukong said: "If you are willing, you will be a family member with the woman, and you will be a son-in-law who steps on the door." His family has such wealth and treasures, so he must accompany the dowry and tidy up a feast for relatives, and we will also use some of them. You're vulgar here, but don't you have the best of both worlds?"

Zhu Bajie said: "That's what I said, but it's just that I'm vulgar and vulgar, and I stopped my wife and married again." ”

Sha Seng said: "The second brother originally had a sister-in-law?"

Sun Wukong said: "You don't know him yet, he was originally the son-in-law of the old man Zhuang Gao of Wusizang." Because he was surrendered by his grandson, he also received the bodhisattva vows, but he was caught by me to be a monk, so he abandoned his ex-wife and went to the west to worship the Buddha. He thought that it was a long time since he had been parting, and he remembered that deed, but only then did he hear about it, and he categorically had this heart. Idiot, you and this family are sons-in-law, just worship the old grandson a few more times, and I won't report you. ”

The nerd said: "Nonsense, nonsense! Everyone has this heart, and they make a fool of themselves with the old pig." As the saying goes: A monk is a hungry ghost in color. Don't you want to be like that? It's all these twisting and twisting classes, and all the good things are broken. Now the tea is not allowed to meet, and the lights are not cared for, although the night has been up, but the horse has to carry people and walk again. If you are hungry all night, you have to peel the skin. Sit and wait for the old pig to come and herd the horses. ”

The nerd tiger was in a hurry, untied the reins, and pulled out the horse.

Sun Wukong said: "Sha Seng, you sit here with the master, wait for Lao Sun to go with him, and see where he puts the horse." ”

Jin Chanzi said: "Wukong, you can go and see him, but don't just laugh at him." ”

Sun Wukong said: "I know. The great sage walked out of the hall, transformed into a red dragonfly, flew out of the front door, and caught up with Zhu Bajie.

The idiot pulled the horse, and there was grass and did not teach him to eat grass, and he drove the horse with a clatter, and turned to the back door.

I saw the woman, with three women, standing idle outside the back door, watching the chrysanthemums play. When his daughters saw Zhu Bajie coming, the three daughters flashed in, and the woman stood at the head of the door and said, "Where is the little elder?"

The idiot threw off the reins, stepped forward and sang, "Mother, I'll let the horses go." ”

The woman said, "Your master is very delicate and has recruited a son-in-law in my house, but he is not as good as being a hanging monk and staggering westward?"

Zhu Bajie said with a smile: "They are following the will of the King of Tang, and they dare not disobey the king's order and refuse to do this." They planted me in the front hall just now, and I had some wishes, but I was afraid that my mother would think I had a long mouth and big ears. ”

The woman said: "I don't like it, it's just that there is no parent in the family, so it's okay to recruit one, but I'm afraid that my little daughter is a little ugly." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "Mother, you return to love, don't be like this." I think that although my Tang monk is handsome, he is actually useless. I'm ugly and ugly, and I have a few slogans. ”

The woman said, "What do you say?" (To be continued.) )