Two hundred and sixty-three times: Cheeky leper dog
The iron lotus flower of the woman who sells the art can poke the sky down, and when she hears the screams of five or six sons, it is like being pierced by an awl, and her body suddenly jumps out of the room, and she is like a mad dog that has suffered a loss, staring at the woman who is grinning her teeth, as if she is going crazy to rush up and bite down.
The teeth in his mouth bit a few times, grinded a few times, and then he got angry from between his teeth: "Okay, you ruthless little beauty, you are so vicious, just like a little sloppy bite, without the slightest emotion, even I dare to bite, today I will let you see, who are you biting, I have to let you bite enough today, see how I teach you, so that you know that you know how good I am, so that you can serve me obediently in the future, obediently listen to me, otherwise, how can I be five or six sons?"
As he spoke, he suddenly exposed the clothes on his body to both sides, and the two sword handles of the two swords immediately appeared on his waist, and the five or six sons instantly pulled the double swords from their waists in their hands, and the swords were pulled out from his waist like a belt, and when they were pulled, the two swords looked soft, but after they were pulled out, the five or six sons instantly only blew two breaths angrily on the two swords, and saw that the two swords could be "snapped" Two sounds, it became straight one after another, and the two swords that became straight and glowing with cold light were held in the hands of the five or six sons, and the five or six sons held the swords in both hands and slashed an arc, and the body instantly pulled away from the posture, and the two swords looked like they were wielding freely in his hands, and they were not so soft at all, they looked like two snow-bright steel swords, waving straight and straight, without bending or bending, and they looked like two swords.
No wonder the fifth or sixth son is so domineering and rampant, but it turns out that he is really a person who practices martial arts, and it seems that the fifth or sixth son at this time has simply become a fierce god.
When the old man saw this scene, he couldn't help but be shocked, so he hurriedly ran up, and quickly knelt down for the five or six sons and said: "Please calm your anger, the little girl was ignorant just now, she offended the uncle a little and hurt the uncle, please ask the uncle to do a lot of Haihan." ”
Five or six sons were angry and said: "The dog bites Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people, I am kind enough to let you follow me to enjoy happiness, that little beauty doesn't know current affairs, see that you are quite knowledgeable about current affairs, if you really know current affairs, hurry up, hurry up and persuade the little beauty while the uncle is not yet angry, and quickly agree to follow Uncle Ben home to visit the church to get married, Uncle Ben will let her go to the church to marry Uncle Ben again, so let her beat Uncle Ben this time." Otherwise, Uncle Ben will not only fight back today, but also subdue her after beating back, and after that, he will still marry her. Think about it, what can you do to be more cost-effective, if you know the current affairs, you should quickly persuade you, if you don't persuade you to understand, if you don't understand, you also have to follow the ignorance of current affairs, let Uncle Ben help you think, at that time, you will know the current affairs in front of the uncle, you don't know it, you still have to get married, you want to worship the church, at that time, hum, even if you worship the church, Uncle Ben does not have such a good face. ”
The woman who was performing the show said: "Dad, why don't you understand it yet? This person is sincere to get along with us today, and today in front of this kind of person, no matter how much you say good things and beg him, it is useless, in front of this kind of person, what will he give us a good deal? No matter what, we will not have a good deal, to be cost-effective, the only way to be cost-effective, is to fight with him, send him to the west sky, this is the most cost-effective." ”
The old man who was selling art turned pale at what his daughter said, and he hurriedly got up and said very frightened: "Daughter, how can you say such things and be rude to the uncle? How can you say such unobtrusive words in front of the uncle? Isn't this a word to kill someone? Daughter, this killing is not a trivial matter, is it a joke." ”
The woman said: "Dad, who is making trouble? Don't you take a look, this is a hooligan, what kind of uncle? Isn't bullshit, stinky shit, this is a psychopathic monster hooligan, evil wolf, does he seem to want to play with you? Now we meet such a perverted wolf, if you don't fight the wolf, you will be bitten by the wolf, I hope Daddy will not be confused again, just now, hasn't Daddy heard it? If you don't make a move, there will be a way for us to live?"
Five or six sons were said angrily: "Okay, you little beauty who doesn't know how thick the sky is, you dare to call me a stinky shit hooligan perverted monster wolf, look at how I clean you up today." ”
The old man hurriedly said to the five or six sons: "Uncle, please calm your anger first, the youngest daughter is still young and ignorant, please don't be surprised." ”
Wuliuzi said: "If you don't let me be surprised, that's okay, you hurry up and persuade her to know the current affairs, so that Uncle Ben will not be surprised." ”
The old man hurriedly said to his daughter: "Daughter, you have to listen to your father, it's not okay to be like this, don't play with the child's temper anymore, just bear with it, and now there are still times when we are not angry, you can quickly go to the uncle to admit your mistake, go and beg the uncle to let us go, come, daughter, me and you, come and beg the uncle." As he spoke, he came to the five or six sons in a very anxious manner, and then knelt down to the five or six sons and said: "Uncle, the little old man begs you, you have a lot of adults, you will let go of the little old man's father and daughter today, you let us go, and we will never forget your great kindness." ”
Five or six sons laughed and said: "Hmph, what's the use of never forgetting? It's just talking, who do you think I am? Are you coaxing a child? Do you treat me as a child? No, who listens to you like this, just like this, as long as you leave today, will you remember my great kindness again? Go and see your ghosts, such nonsense will be believed? I want you to be grateful for my great kindness, I can only snatch your daughter into the door and worship the church to get married, so that you will never forget my great kindness for the rest of your life, and you will remember my great kindness for the rest of your life, so that this is not a lie, this is the real truth, think about it, what you just said, isn't that true? You said that I said it wrong? Can you lie to me? Needless to say, you can't even lie to me? Think about it yourself, what is this not a lie?"
Although the words of the fifth or sixth son were a scoundrel, they were speechless for a while, thinking that what they said in a hurry was a bit like they were deceiving people, so how could people believe it? So, after staying for a while, he immediately said as if he had reacted: "Just now, there was something wrong with what the little old man said, and I asked the uncle to add more Haihan, what the little old man said was wrong, the little old man apologized to the uncle, and said something else." ”
Five or six sons said: "There is such a truth in the world, if you say it wrong, say it again, can you kill someone because you kill it wrong? This naturally doesn't work, if you say it wrong, it is wrong, there is no reason to say it again, if you want to say it again, you must hurry up and say it to your daughter, let her hurry up and follow Uncle Ben, as long as it can be like this, this is more effective than saying another, it's better." Old man, you have to think about it, I'm looking at you and giving you face, so I haven't done it yet, or as usual, I would have done it a long time ago, and I can talk so much nonsense with you here, and I was beaten by your daughter, but it's okay, this is called Liangshan heroes don't know each other, as long as your daughter is willing to obey me today, she will beat me this time, I will admit it, this is not a big deal, these uncles will endure it. ”
The woman said: "Perverted maniac, I beat you lightly, I will send you to the west to see the king of Hades, let you go to the west to marry the king of Hades, the king of Hades does not like you, you go to the west to marry your mother, so that your mother can see, the good son she raised can go to the church with her." ”
Who knew that the fifth or sixth son couldn't help but laugh angrily all of a sudden, and said with a smile: "Little beauty, you are really good at scolding, and you also know that the king of Hades doesn't like me and doesn't want me, isn't this just right? I don't want the king of Hades to want it, and the king of Hades will never want me to be the best, as for you to say that my mother, let me marry my mother, and you can also think of it, how can I marry my mother? If you are my mother, I will be, and you will be." Little beauty, I can't imagine that you are good-looking, you scold people and ingenuity, scold so good, so special, so interesting, although today you are scolding me, but you scold well, I feel very comfortable listening to it, it feels good, I am not angry, now I feel that you are more cute, I love a little beauty like you who has a temper and will change tricks to scold people, so, I seem to have to marry you today, your scolding mouth is so clever, and so powerful, and there will be such imagination, there is really yours, but you don't know the situation and scolded wrong, you scolded me and said let me go to the west to visit my mother to marryBut my mother hasn't died yet, so what do you want me to do? ”
The woman said, "Then you can go home and go to the world to visit your mother and get married, isn't it more convenient than going to the west to visit the church and get married?"
Wuliuzi said: "Okay, you are a little beauty, you are really in a hurry to talk without ambiguity, what should I do if I take a fancy to you so unambiguous?
The woman said: "Don't think about it, then you have to ask me about the iron lotus in my hand to see if it agrees." ”
Five or six sons said: "My little beauty, you speak so nicely, you hit me just now, I don't hurt now, I just forget it, just don't hit me just now, is this good? As long as you agree to me, your iron lotus also has a reason not to agree? It is naturally a guest and the host will follow and agree, right? Little beauty, you see that I am so affectionate and sincere, you simply take pity and agree to me, ah?"
The woman said: "The pervert in the world, you have no affection for that woman? Your fifteen concubines, do you also have affection for them? If you have affection, you should not talk nonsense here, you should hurry home, hurry up and have affection for them, if not, hurry home, and then go to your mother." ”
Five or six sons said: "Little beauty, you really don't like what you say, what son has affection for his mother? Besides, there is no way to get up, she is not beautiful when she is old, then you are beautiful, you say that I have no affection for such a little beauty, can I have affection for an old woman? Little beauty, for the sake of us talking for so long, you agreed to my affection." ”
The woman said: "You cheeky and shameless dead toad, you don't sprinkle urine to take care of your own appearance, you don't look at it, how many days can you live in the world? ”
Wuliuzi said: "What a strong little woman, it's really good, it's really ruthless, it's ruthless to such an extent, but it's okay, so I like it, I like it more, I like this, come on, little beauty, come home with me." ”