Chapter 1: Defection to the Lotus
At night, in a small town in the southernmost part of Jiangbei Province, the Golden Emperor Hao Karaoke Song and Dance Hall is brightly lit and the warblers are singing and dancing. Rows of cars were parked at the door, and business in the store was still as good as ever. People come in and out, or drunk, or hook shoulders and backs, whistle and shout! The whole town is the most lively here!
In one of the most private rooms of karaoke, the boss Tiger is having a secret conversation with a distinguished guest!
"Cousin, that's the basic situation...... Ahem, too, I'm unlucky, I've met an enemy! I've destroyed all the Dharma Bodies!" Tiger Master flicked the ashes of his cigarette and said with a bitter and melancholy expression.
"Giggles...... a little old man with white hair and beard smiled evilly, rolled his eyes in a daze, and groaned: "Do you know who is the person who harmed you?"
"I don't know......! The little red cat cousin knows, with all due respect, and he looks ...... It's a bit like you before! It's also three tails, and it's all red hair!" Tiger Master said with a shocked face.
"Hehe," the little old man sneered slightly: "Of course he looks like me, that guy was originally a human, and his appearance is ...... I deliberately pinched it out to ward off the catastrophe for me! cough...... It's really a big flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't recognize the family, in general...... He's also one of my apprentices!"
"I'll go! Cousin, you're too much of a trick on me! Poor supervision made your apprentice almost kill me, don't forget, we are the same grandmother!"
"Take care of a fart! It's a long story for a child to have no mother! cough! Cousin, I also suffered, and I almost lost my life, and your sister-in-law is ...... Ahem! I won't mention it! I came to you today because I have other important things!"
Professor You took a hard puff of his cigarette with a look of vicissitudes of life. In fact..... It's not that he didn't mean to continue to contact and hook up with Jiang Ming. But...... He didn't dare to use the sound transmission method of the bell anymore! He was afraid that the rat rakshasa would "follow the vine and touch the melon", and it could be traced back to his hiding place through the evil law!
"What's the matter?" asked the tiger master curiously.
Professor You took a hard puff of his cigarette and sighed with emotion: "We wild cultivators, wandering every day, survive in the cracks of this world, not only to avoid the pursuit of the five major sects, but also to face the catastrophe.......!
"Tut-tut, cousin, isn't this normal? Who hasn't come here like this? Contentment and happiness! Look at me, I'm living quite nourishing now! Who is bitter or not? We are much better than humans...... They have a lifespan of 70-80 years at most," Tiger Ye said with a disapproving face.
He paused, and his eyes rolled: "What do you mean? Cousin, have you found a good place? Can you block more than 1,000 years of heavenly tribulation?"
"Phew, that's all you need to do!" Professor You bared his teeth at the Tiger Master.
"And what do you mean?"
"I'm here this time to let you deal with all these losers, and then follow me to Bihe Nine Lotus Peak, join the Lotus Sect, and officially become a disciple! From now on, we don't have to be a lost dog, and we can be regarded as having a backer and a home!" Professor You said seriously.
As soon as these words came out, the tiger master laughed: "Cousin, don't tease me, and join the Lotus Sect? Can people want us? Say something unpleasant, pollute the threshold of others, and cause trouble for others, let's go and give people their heads!"
Professor You sneered slightly: "If it was before, what you said was true, you and I are both ten evil bodies, if you join the Lotus Sect, maybe one day the people of the sect will beat you! But now the situation is different, the Lotus Sect is recruiting troops, the conditions have been relaxed a lot, as long as it is a beast cultivation of more than 350 years, anyone who is loyal to the Lotus Sect can join! And ......"
He deliberately lowered his voice and continued, "And..... There is a subtle reason for this, more than 1 month later, the Lotus Sect will declare war on the Wood Vein, and replace it, when the time comes, as long as you kill a Wood Vein disciple, you can get 50 years of point cultivation, the more you kill, the more you cultivate! No matter how high or low your status is, only in terms of military merit! There is also a secret realm to cover it, which can block the catastrophe! Do you want to ...... This is a rare and good opportunity! Not only can you cultivate and ascend to heaven and become a great power! You can also turn over from the salted fish, get rid of the identity of a thief, and become a decent person in the serious sect!"
After Professor You finished speaking, Master Hu looked confused, and touched Professor You's head to see if he was burning.
"What are you doing!"
"Cousin..... Are you sick? Talking nonsense? The Lotus faction declares war on the Wood Vein? Eggs don't touch stones like this, and kill one...... Just ignite 50 years of cultivation?Does it have that strength?Does it have that function?" Master Hu felt that his cousin was really sick, and the illness was not light!
"Hmph, you stupid poke and poke! Won't you have this function when you hit it? In the future, the Lotus Sect will no longer be called the Lotus Sect, but the Lotus Sect!" Professor You sneered.
Seeing that Hu Ye was still smiling, Professor You continued: "I know, with your current IQ, it is difficult to understand, and there are some things that I can't tell you! Actually, ..... I can do my own thing, I don't take you with me, I just see that you have 20 years to pass the catastrophe...... With your current beating nature, you will definitely die! It is out of the consideration of kinship and sympathy that this is why you are pulled! Since you ...... If you don't believe me, then I'll say goodbye!
"Don't don't, don't be angry, cousin, don't be angry! Why are you still anxious when you talk and talk, I believe you, I believe you.....! What should I do now?" Tiger Master hurriedly reassured Professor You and asked with an embarrassed expression.
"Shut up your kennel! Then deal with this group of palace maids, come with me! It's best to act tonight, without further ado, and later will change!" Professor You said with a serious face.
The tiger master pouted with a sad face and fell into deep thought.......
To say..... I can't bear this stall, and those puppet women who love me deeply. They are very obedient, they are pampered here, and they don't have to worry at all!
"Cousin, what do you call a deal...... What does it mean?" Tiger Master looked at Professor You with some bitterness.
"Then what do you think I mean, of course I am!" Professor You blew his beard and glared.
"Yes..... Let's go to the Lotus Sect, they will make money for me here......" The Tiger Master was very puzzled.
"What the fuck, do you want me to do it myself? Now is the sensitive period of the situation! Be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years! You don't have enough brains, it's hard for me to explain it to you!" Professor You's eyes widened.
"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you!"
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That night, the Golden Emperor Hao Karaoke closed 2 hours early. The proprietress and the foreman Cuicui took a group of sisters to eat cockroach dry pot in the luxury box, chattering and laughing.
However..... As they ate and ate, they seemed to have been poisoned, and they fell to the ground one by one, and the ghosts cried and howled....... Pools of highly toxic green slime, corroded marble tables and floors, and green smoke "sneering" from the sofas.
In less than 10 seconds, all these filthy things were killed! Not a single one was left! It was much stronger than the rat poison used by the Huojia Village rodent extermination team!
The corpses of the twenty or so palace maids, leaning east and west, lying on the floor, on the sofa, and under the table, all looked like dead crocodiles, the situation was terrible, and the box was filled with all kinds of indescribable stench.
In the monitoring room, looking at the miserable scene on the fluorescent screen, the tiger master couldn't help but shed two tears. It's not that he loves these women, but that he ...... In order to cultivate them, I spent too much effort!
Now, my cousin has given an order and forced myself to poison them, can I not feel distressed? I don't know what my cousin means?
"Alright, don't be out of luck! Hurry down and pile up their corpses together, I'll burn them on fire, so as not to attract the attention of the officials tomorrow!" Professor You said with a smile and bared his teeth.
"Ahem, cousin, if you look at my business, you can ...... good one."
"Don't talk nonsense! How much money can you make from this karaoke......? Is money more important or is 500 years of life?
That's it..... The tiger master had no choice but to go all the way to the dark. Came to the secret box, piled up the corpses of the palace maids, and placed them in the center of the floor! Then, Professor You directly activated the Samadhi True Fire, and more than 20 "corpses" burst into flames!