Chapter 33: The Sheep Plague of the Shibi Tribe
Running naked again this week...... Brothers, don't you take comfort......
Otherwise, you have to brag: "Do you know what the fairy family eats? What is that called, yes, yes, chocolate." It tasted bitter at first, but then it became fragrant, more fragrant than sesame seeds, sweeter than sugar. And what kind of biscuits, by the way, biscuits. Uh-huh, all sorts of delicious things. After eating, I always had diarrhea, and then Zhang Dashuai told us that this is called cutting hair and washing the marrow, and eating this heavenly thing pulls out all the dirt in our body......"
Of course, the truth is probably only known to Wen Fei himself. Holding a notebook and watching movies, they watched foreign blockbusters, and these illiterate soldiers couldn't understand it at all. That's all, the key is the modern food of the cheat, I don't know how many additives are added to it. Modern people are used to eating for a long time, not to mention that all poisons are not invasive, at least they will not be as helpless as these ancients. No matter how tall you are, you eat one or two modern pastries, and I guarantee that you will run seventeen or eighteen times in the pit and you will be able to pull you out of prostration!
But at this time, the uninvited guest came. Soon someone came in to report: "Immortal Master, the patriarch of the Shibi tribe is here, and he is at Zhang Senjun's place." He said he wanted to ask to see the immortal master!"
Shi Bibu, come to see me? Wen Feijing was shocked, these Shi Bibu are wealthy, but they came to buy things for themselves?
At the moment, I didn't watch anything in the movie, and I drove everyone out, so I rushed to see the patriarch of Shibibu.
Who knows, people are more anxious than him, and when he saw Wen Fei from afar, he knelt on the ground with a puff and kowtowed again and again. Wen Fei was surprised, and thought that when he had experienced the ultimate skill of the traverser, Wang Ba's qi! Otherwise, how could someone bow down when they saw him?
"Immortal Master, please save our Shibi tribe!" The patriarch of the Shibi tribe cried a miserable one, but unfortunately Wen Fei has never been a good person. In modern society, a person's heart is like iron, and there are many people who are stabbed to death by thieves in front of them without looking at them twice. Wen Fei who came out of this big dye vat, where else could this person go?
"What the hell is going on?" Wen Fei avoided the patriarch of this Shibi tribe from afar, the smell on this guy's body was really bad, I'm afraid he hadn't taken a bath for half a year, right?
"Immortal Master...... Our cattle and sheep in Shibibu have all suffered from the plague and are about to die. Please save us, without cattle and sheep, we will be finished!"
I'm not a veterinarian, so how can I cure any plague. Damn, it can't be mad cow disease or something, right? Wen Fei was taken aback, and quickly moved away from this guy, it seems that mad cow disease can be transmitted to people?
"Immortal Master, as long as you can heal our cattle and sheep. Then we Shi Bibu will no longer believe in Buddhism in the future, and we all believe in you!" This patriarch's Chinese words are very slippery, especially the content in it, which makes Wen Fei quite excited!
I have stayed in this place for so long, and I am not waiting for the official decree of Song Huizong's goods to come down? When the time comes, when there is an official title, then my temple will be regarded as an officially recognized legal sacrifice. There is no longer a danger of being bulldozed at all times.
Although Wenfei's temple is placed here, absolutely no one dares to touch it. With Wen Fei's prestige here now, if a 205 official comes and says that he wants to destroy the Yin Ceremony, I am afraid that he will immediately provoke a mutiny. But it's always a hidden danger, isn't it?
Then you can happily travel through time and space again!
Now that he is helping Emperor Zhenwu preach, his old man should also be happy, right?
"Also, we are willing to give away all the gold in the clan!" said the Shibi clan patriarch through gritted teeth.
That's no problem, Wen Fei's heart was moved, and he was ready to agree. It's just that he still made a reluctant god on his face, and the patriarch of the Shibi tribe gritted his teeth again: "I will give my daughter, the most beautiful pearl stone Bidayi of our Shibi tribe, to the immortal master, and let her serve you!"
Wen Fei shuddered, goosebumps were about to rise. This is really exempt, look at these Qiang people with thick bones, rough faces, and some plateau red, full of sheep sāo smell. As soon as I thought of it, such a beautiful woman with a persimmon face, rough hands and feet, and a fishy smell broke into her room at night......
"Ahaha...... How can the monks bear to separate your father and daughter from each other because of their compassion, don't mention this matter. Where is your tribe? Take me to see it. ”
Seeing that Wen Fei finally agreed, the patriarch of the Shibi tribe was immediately overjoyed and was about to take Wen Fei away. Uncle Zhang naturally wouldn't let Wen Fei go to Shi Bibu so easily, what if Shi Bibu's people had bad intentions?
Hurriedly sent a team of men and horses to serve as Wen Fei's guards, and before leaving, he grabbed Wen Fei and muttered in a low voice: "These Qiang tribes on the border are all wall grass, and they are rebellious and impermanent. The last time we defeated the Tanguts, these Qiang tribes were honestly obedient. If the immortal master goes this time, if he can cast the immortal method, subdue these Qiang people, and let them obey the orders of the court, it will be regarded as a great merit!"
Wen Fei pondered, doesn't the meaning of Uncle Zhang's goods make me fool me hard? It's best to pull the Qiang people of Shibibu to the side of the Great Song Dynasty. This kind of thing couldn't be simpler for him Wenfei.
At that moment, he followed it for three days before he reached the location of Shibibu.
It's not too far, it's mainly because Wen Fei doesn't know how to ride a horse, and after riding for less than half a day, the inner thigh began to hurt hotly. The whole team had to stop and rest. Along the way, almost all the time was delayed by Wen Fei, even after a few days, the thighs were about to be worn out.
Fuck, I finally understood why Liu Bei's guy called the hip meat back to life, the hip meat is the meat on the inner thigh near the root of the thigh, Wen Fei grinds and grinds on the saddle every day, and it is about to grind. After a long time, the fat here will definitely be worn away.
If this method is known by those women who love beauty, think their thighs are too thick, and have no confidence in their thighs, I don't know if it will create a new way to lose weight and slim legs?
No matter how bad Wen Fei was, he finally arrived at the location of Shi Bibu. At this time, Lanzhou was sparsely populated, and the banks of the Yellow River were full of large patches of lush grassland.
The location of Shibibu is also such a place, Wen Fei has not taken a closer look, he was startled by those Shibibu people, only the whole clan is under the horn of the Shibi tribe patriarch, all come out to kneel to greet each other. Wen Fei didn't even think about this kind of scene!
With such a heavy etiquette, Wen Fei was of course embarrassed to take the shelf, so he had to go and see Shi Bibu's livestock first.