My name is Yu Lu, and I'm a road idiot. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Well・・・・・・ the previous sentence is not important, the next sentence is important. Truth be told, I'm a magician who came out of a broom pile, it's a secret, I only told a good brother named Feng Wen Jumo in the whole world, and he promised me that he wouldn't tell anyone.

My teacher's name is Harry Potter, so my talent is too rebellious, and the teacher said, "Hey, Yu Lu, your sky belongs to a ramen restaurant! ”

Thanks to the teacher, thanks to the school, in order to make my life go further, the teacher expelled me, and did not give me the opportunity to return to the magic academy to continue to bury myself.

Everything happened so suddenly, like a novel without a taste, and the protagonist's self-introduction was not finished, and the next plot was hurriedly started.

Xi'an, Railway Station.

"Boss, a bowl of oily noodles, spicy green onions, and pork should be put in more. ”

"Oh, young man. I see that your bones are amazing, and your face is a good life of eating and waiting for death, this bowl of oily noodles Uncle invites you. ”

"Oh, you're welcome, uncle. ”

There are several top sports cars parked at the door, dozens of bodyguards dressed in black stand at the door solemnly observing everyone, Yu Lu, who is sitting in the noodle restaurant eating, has an unrelated face like a carved version, the angular face is handsome and abnormal, and the depth of the bright eyes fascinates the boss's daughter, who can't help but secretly add an omelette to Yu Lu behind her father's back・・・・・・

"Meidi very, thank you uncle for the omelette, prickly... ”

"Hahaha・・・・・・・ omelette?

Just as our protagonist Yu Lu was happily sucking the oil in front of him・・・・・・

"Sir, sir, wake up, the terminal Xi'an has arrived, you can get off the train." ”

A young female flight attendant looked worriedly at Yu Lu, whose saliva was all over the table, and shook Yu Lu, who woke up and was still dreaming.

"Ahh

"My wife said・・・・・・・" The female flight attendant subconsciously followed, and halfway through her words, she realized that she was taken off topic by Yu Lu.

The female flight attendant smiled awkwardly, looked at Yu Lu, who still had a halazi in front of her, and continued to patiently say again: "Sir, the terminal Xi'an Station has arrived, you can get off." ”

Yu Lu asked the female flight attendant with a confused expression: "What the hell? Xi'an? What is Xi'an? No, no, no, I'm going to Chongqing." I'm going to find Sister Sichuan, and I'm going to have a bunch of monkeys with Sister Sichuan!!"

The young intern female flight attendant, trying to keep herself smiling, helped Yu Lu pick up her luggage and pulled Yu Lu off the train.

"Hey, sister-in-law, don't be so rude, how can you find a boyfriend in the future!" Yu Lu was pulled off the train by the female attendant, complaining about the female attendant with a grudge on his face as he walked.

"I have a boyfriend. ”

"Then you must still lack a husband, I think I'm not bad・・・・・・・"

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After Yu Lu was pulled out of the train by the police on duty at the train station, he sighed that there was nothing more brilliant in his life, and when he walked out of the station, he needed the police to protect himself under the gaze of the broad masses of the people, and maybe it was a good decision to leave the magic academy by himself.

Yu Lu walked to a stall selling meat buns and smiled: "Boss, a meat bun, the appearance of the bun must be burnt yellow, the stripes must be clear, the inside must be layered, the body of the cake is moderately swollen, the skin is crispy and tender, the meat should be juicy, and the fat and thin should be half each." ”

"Young man, Auntie doesn't charge pounds here. ”

"Auntie・・・・・・ just give me a cake, I'm really hungry. ”

"Young man, this is a cake you put away and save some food, alas, you come out at a young age to ask for food, poor boy. ”

"・・・・・・Thank you, Auntie. ”

Yu Lu burst into tears and ate the cake while walking, lamenting that there are still many good people in the world, carrying 20,000 pounds in his pocket, thinking that he must repay his aunt well when he changes money in the future.

Huh, I rub, where's my pound?

The cake in his hand fell to the ground, and Yu Lu fumbled in his pocket for a long time in shock, only to find a note, which read: "Young man, Xi'an welcomes you." ”

Yu Lu looked at the note and was silent for a long time, man・・・・・・ I'm also from Xi'an!"

Yu Lu, who came back to his senses, turned around angrily and shouted at the crowd: "Who? There's a kind of you standing up!"

"Is there something wrong, young man?" asked a young pregnant woman with a big belly and concern.

Yu Lu looked at the big belly of the young pregnant woman, twitched the corners of his mouth, pointed to the cake that fell to the ground, and said, "Sister, may I ask if it was the cake you dropped?"

"It's not. ”

"Excuse me. ”

Yu Lu silently picked up the cake that fell to the ground, wiped the dust on it, and continued to eat. After all, no matter how hard you are, you can't be bitter for children, and you can't starve students in Russia・・・・・・・

Yu Lu, who was expelled from the Academy of Magic, looked at the blazing sun in the sky, and casually cast a breeze spell on himself, and in an instant, the originally hot and windless weather was much cooler, and even the frustration of being robbed of 20,000 pounds by thieves was also relieved.

An obscene middle-aged uncle patted Yu Lu on the shoulder and said, "Young man, do you want to stay in the hotel?"

"No, no. ”

"Travel, young man?"

"Don't swim. ”

"Boy, can you go online?"

"No. ”

"Young man, do you want to take the car?"

"Don't sit down・・・・・・ uncle, what are you doing?" asked Yu Lu suspiciously.

The uncle smiled lewdly: "Young man, I think you must have no relatives when you first came to Xi'an." ”

Yu Lu nodded silently when he heard this, although he was a native of Xi'an, but his parents died early, and he was discovered by a teacher who traveled to the neighborhood and brought him to the Academy of Magic.

"Young man, are you here to work?"

Yu Lu was stunned for a moment, pointed to the obscene uncle and emphasized: "I'm not here to work, I have money, I don't need to work!"

After speaking, Yu Lu subconsciously touched his pocket, only to suddenly remember that his 20,000 pounds had just been stolen, and he would have nothing left but the backpack behind him.

The obscene uncle looked at Yu Lu's stunned expression, and immediately understood Yu Lu's embarrassment, and said: "Young man, it's okay, you don't have money to work, you tell the uncle, where do you want to work, the uncle can take you there!"

Yu Lu's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said excitedly: "I'm going to Shanghai! I'm going to work in Shanghai, I heard that Shanghai is an international metropolis, and the salary there is the highest." ”

The lewd uncle said, "Okay!"

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on the train

When he woke up again, Yu Lu patted the foreman who took him to Shanghai to work and asked, "Where are you?"

"Urumqi. ”