Chapter 106: Fat girl, don't come here!
That night, Li Xiaonan talked and laughed with Luna, sharing his experiences with him one by one, and when it came to Fairy Island, he immediately practiced a Tao Xun and played it.
Luna always laughs stupidly, feeling that she is the happiest woman in the world.
"Luna, it's strange here, it's not real, but everything looks like it's real. Li Xiaonan looked at Tao Xun in his hand and couldn't help but be stunned.
"For us Green Fairy, the spiritual shijie is the real shijie. ”
Li Xiaonan smiled, "I understand, the former Zhuang Zhoumeng is a butterfly, and a lifelike butterfly is also." I don't know what to do. Oh Ran Jue, then Yu Ran Zhou also. I don't know that the dream of Zhou is a butterfly and the dream of a butterfly is a week and a butterfly, and there must be a difference between Zhou and a butterfly. This is called materialization. ”
Luna was stunned for a moment, a glint flashed in her eyes, and she exclaimed: "Like Childe, not only is he very good-looking, proficient in music, but also understands poetry, speaks so elegantly, and has so many insights into life......
Li Xiaonan raised his head unconsciously, this sound a little familiar, it seems that he was a dick in high school to describe Gao Fu and handsome, "A man like him, who writes well, understands music, can write poems and paintings, speaks so elegantly, and has so many insights into life......"
Of course, it was followed by a half-sentence, "Actually, I can fight ten by myself." "There were a lot of laughers at the time.
I don't know what this fat girl plans to follow in the second half of the sentence.
"I can ...... alone Can I ...... for you Giving birth to a group of such children......"
Burst...... That's going to kill me......
Li Xiaonan coughed dryly, a trace of warm sunlight penetrated the mist into the house, he hurriedly stood up and said, "Miss Luna, I'll go collect nectar first!"
With a "whoosh", Li Xiaonan jumped out of the wooden house.
The scene outside the house instantly made him dumbfounded, the sky was full of elves, they were holding a crystal vial in their hands, happily busy in the forest, many green fairies seemed to deliberately fly high in front of him, revealing a charming spring light.
Li Xiaonan touched his nose, rubbed the corners of his mouth, smirked twice, snapped his fingers twice, and a gust of wind blew, flying towards Li Xiaonan with the nectar on the leaves.
"Wow! You see he's amazing!"
"So handsome!
"Don't think about it, he's the man the Empress fancies. ”
"Look, he looked at me, he smiled at me, I'm going to die!" A green fairy with green stripes and silver wings fell from the sky, and Li Xiaonan came out and caught her steadily.
The little green fairy fainted with a happy face.
Li Xiaonan touched his nose, and a lewd smile rippled on his face.
How attractive am I?
It can simply be described as turning sentient beings upside down! Why doesn't there be such a thing in the cultivation realm? Is it just for these little elves? Alas, no matter what, let's wait to find a way to get rid of Ni Zhi first.
He made a move, and hundreds of empty jade bottles containing pills flew out of his hand, guiding the nectar into the bottle, and in the blink of an eye, he collected all the nectar in the forest.
"Woooooooooo......oo If he can't drink the nectar today, he will definitely give all the nectar to the Empress. ”
"Well, Beibei doesn't cry, I'll drink it tomorrow!" the other green fairy comforted.
"Don't, do I want to drink!
All the abnormal movements in the forest could not escape Li Xiaonan's eyes and ears.
He took all the jade bottles and dodged in front of the green fairy named Beibei.
One hand caught the tears that were falling from her, and said with a smile: "So many beautiful teardrops!xiexie, your gift, this is for you!" said the other and took out the jade bottle and handed it to Beibei.
Bei Bei was startled, and happily hurriedly hugged the jade bottle, blushing his little face, and trying to flap his wings, it is true that this jade bottle is a bit big for the green fairy.
"You're a good person!Welcome to be my Green Fairy King!" Bei Bei hugged the jade bottle and bowed with difficulty.
Li Xiaonan smiled.
Green Fairy King? That's not to marry that fat girl, I don't want to!
"That...... Li Gongzi, can you give me a bottle too?" Xiao Qian bit her index finger and flew in front of Li Xiaonan.
Li Xiaonan was happy in his heart, he didn't expect that the green fairies were all little gluttonous cats, so he immediately took out all the jade bottles and called: "Green fairy girls, come down and share!" He picked up a jade bottle casually, thought about the magnificent figure, picked up two more jade bottles, and flew to the front of the wooden house.
"You're the kid my daughter likes!" As soon as Li Xiaonan entered the house, he smelled a smell of incense that smoked the dead.
When he saw it clearly, he couldn't help but be startled.
Beauty! Definitely a beautiful girl! Tsk tsk, this figure is concave and convex, especially the plump human breasts instantly blinded their eyes.
"Please...... Excuse me......"
The beauty flapped her wings behind her back, and sat on the long white table opposite the princess's bed with a dexterous turn, her white thighs swaying, and Li Xiaonan only felt dizzy.
"Me, my name is Mitasha, you promised Luna to collect the dew, why did you give it all to the other green fairies in the blink of an eye. ”
That lazy voice was like a kitten tickling Li Xiaonan's heart, and he couldn't wait to dig out his heart and scratch it now.
"It's better to be alone than to be happy!Not to mention that the nectar should be fresh!Luna, here are three bottles that have just been collected. Li Xiaonan just took it away, but was snatched away by Mitasha.
She tilted her head, "Ah...... Comfortable!You're a good boy, my daughter will marry you!" The long dark green curls were lazily draped over the exposed shoulders.
"The Emperor...... The Queen Mother ......"
Li Xiaonan blinked and said in his heart: "Queen Mother, is this Mitasha the former empress?"
Damn, what's going on with this gene, my mother is so good-looking, how can my daughter be like this.
Li Xiaonan secretly glanced at the fat girl on the bed and couldn't help sighing.
"Hey, why don't you speak!What's wrong with my daughter?" Mitasha raised her eyebrows.
Li Xiaonan suddenly felt as if he had been pricked by a needle.
Is this a psychic attack? I have to deal with it carefully, otherwise I don't know how to die.
"No, no, Miss Luna is fine everywhere, it's just ...... I already have a wife...... "It's just too fat! It's so much more than that's too much weight to bear."
Mitasha haha smiled, "What's so difficult about this, aren't all polygamy on the Star Fantasy Continent?"
Li Xiaonan suddenly became two big, and said embarrassedly: "Isn't this okay? Luna is the Green Fairy Empress, she should stay in the Green Fairy, how can she run around with me......"
Luna was anxious and said, "It's okay...... I could have given birth to a new Empress sooner...... Then I can follow you......" She flapped the pink silver wings behind her back, and flew up and down with great dexterity, approaching Li Xiaonan up and down.
Chubby, don't come here!
No! I'm going to do a killer job!
"It's not that I don't want to marry Luna, it's just ...... Now I can't protect myself, and the immortals have trapped me in the spiritual platform......"
Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Mitasha, "What's so hard about this, Luna, let's go out and cripple that guy, whole idiot play!"
Li Xiaonan's mouth suddenly became O-shaped again.
It's too fast-paced...... It's not that I'm not confident, I suddenly ran out of such a strange race, and I forcibly wanted to stuff the empress into me as a daughter-in-law, normal people wouldn't believe it!
Even if the empress is a fat girl that no one wants...... This shouldn't be, if you talk about the candidate, the pseudo-Niang fairy outside is not more suitable, in terms of appearance, he is more feminine, absolutely handsome. In terms of strength, he is an immortal, and I don't know what these two girls think.
"Let's go!" Mitasha pulled Li Xiaonan with one hand and the fat girl with the other.
Li Xiaonan blinked, looked at the familiar green mist in front of him and the Lingtai jade bed, and muttered, "It turned out to be a dream......
"Dream of your size!"
Li Xiaonan was startled, and a fragrant wind penetrated his nose again, he slowly turned his head and exclaimed, "Ouch mom!
"Hmph! there's nothing in the spiritual realm that we green fairies can't go!" Mitapo raised his head proudly, "Give such a small barrier to Luna!"
Luna nodded, stretched out her muscular arms, and brushed a butterfly mark on her two fat hands, emitting a strange but beautiful scale from her mouth.
"Bang!"
Something seems to have cracked.
Li Xiaonan was overjoyed, he clearly felt that the restraining force was gone, and it was completely shattered!
He turned his senses, returned to his body, and broke Ni Zhi's little shijie with one palm.
I'm going to run away from marriage! I don't want to marry a fat girl!
The mound fell to the ground with a clatter, he shook his hair, and there were two familiar figures in front of him, one was Ni Zhi and the other was Mo Changqing.
Strange, why did this guy get here?
Oh! It must have been called by Bing Niang, it seems that Mo Changqing can't do it!
You fight slowly, Lao Tzu ran first!
Li Xiaonan smeared oil on the soles of his feet, found a direction and flew quickly.
And as soon as his body moved, Ni Zhi and Mo Changqing invariably blocked his way.
I'll go!
Do you need such a tacit understanding? People who don't know still think that you are good friends!
"You ...... What do you want to do...... I won't leave your ......" Li Xiaonan retreated reluctantly, but a wisp of divine consciousness sneaked into the spiritual platform.
Huh, why are the chubby girls and beautiful girls gone!
Damn, escape! Didn't you say you were going to help me kill them!
"Phew, we said it as if we were going to insult you!" Ni Zhi pursed his lips disdainfully.
Li Xiaonan's clear eyes rolled and said with a smile: "Hehe! The two of you, I am only one person, do you plan to go together? I'm afraid that there will not be enough points, so it is better for you to continue to fight, and we will talk about the one that wins." ”
"Hmph, do you think we are stupid?" Ni Zhi glanced at Mo Changqing on the side, and said in his heart: If I go to clean up Li Xiaonan and he stabs me in the back, it will definitely be a business that capsizes in the gutter.
He said lightly: "Brother Mo, now that we are all in this realm, the so-called Tiangao Emperor is far away, why don't we join forces to accept this kid?"
Mo Changqing frowned, how could he not understand Ni Zhi's subtext, put aside the owner on the head, the two of them cooperated, and then shared the spoils when they grabbed the **.
He is not stupid, he will not take it seriously, Ni Zhi is a whole level higher than him, and it is not the same as cutting vegetables to kill himself, and then he has a plan to fish in troubled waters and says: "It's no better!"
Li Xiaonan is so angry in his heart, I am calcium oxide, isn't it all the male protagonist in the novel who provokes two sentences casually, does the boss fight, and then he sits on the fisherman's profits, it won't work for me!
Ni Zhi and Mo Changqing glanced at each other and shot together.