Chapter 998: What is a local tyrant
Chapter 998 What is a local tyrant
A mature hunter who wants to catch his prey must learn to do what he likes
For example, if you want to catch birds, you must at least prepare bait so that the birds will fall into the trap, and what Liu Yi is doing now is to set up a special trap as he likes, waiting for those who are the only ones to take the bait
The only thing to teach is what is needed to develop, naturally money, if there is no money, no church can grow, so Liu Yi and Lin Tong are now playing the role of a local tyrant and a couple, sitting in the restaurant, Liu Yi is holding a cigar in his hand, Lin Tong holds a sulfur-free match, and gently lights it for him
In order to highlight the identity of the two local tyrants, Liu Yi deliberately changed into a mink coat, that is, the nouveau riche is, the better
It's not just the coat, but Liu Yi's ten fingers are full of all kinds of big rings, what gold, jade, jade, and all kinds of jewels
Even Liu Yi wears a big golden necklace around his neck, about the thickness of a little finger, showing his identity as a local tyrant
Lin Tong is also wearing a mink coat, wearing gold and silver, and the two of them are like a local tyrant husband and wife, which frequently attracts the attention of the people around them
This alone is not enough, Liu Yi also called Optimus Prime out, and asked this big man who is more than two meters tall to wear a black suit and headphones, as if he was a big bodyguard
Optimus Prime was tall, big in size, and a natural bodyguard, Fan He, stood here, many people felt the invisible pressure, and no one dared to sit at the several tables around Liu Yi and Lin Tong
"Does this really work?"
Lin Tong asked while extinguishing the match while gently biting Liu Yi's ear
"Don't worry"
Liu Yi took a puff of a cigar, which was a high-quality Cuban cigar, and the aroma of cigars filled the room
"As long as the only one is not stupid, they will develop the two of us into the association, such a big tyrant will not be slaughtered, and white will not be slaughtered."
"You have a point"
Lin Tong is not a fool, so she naturally understands Liu Yi's thoughts, so she no longer speaks and actively cooperates with Liu Yi's acting
"What do the two guests want to order?"
The waiter walked over with the menu and saw that Liu Yi was not an ordinary person, so he asked with a little respect, maybe the service was better, and they would be happy to give some tips or something
"I won't look at the menu"
Liu Yi waved his fingers holding the cigar, and the aroma was lingering: "What delicious characteristics do you have, serve them to me on the table."
Although there are only two people seated, it is the largest table in this restaurant, and the waiter said when he heard it, Damn, it is really a local tyrant, okay, then I will kill you two once
"Wait a minute"
He went to the food in a hurry, and soon the beautiful waitress twisted her waist and began to serve the food with her plate
One by one, the dishes were put on the table, and soon a large table was filled
All kinds of big fish, big meat and delicacies make people's mouths water
"It's so greasy."
Lin Tongjiao said drippingly
"Dislike"
Liu Yi waved his hand and said, "Withdraw it and change it for light."
the groove
The guests next to him all looked stupid at the local tyrant, Tai Nima local tyrant
A table of dishes is at least three or four thousand yuan, and if you don't eat it, you won't eat it, it's too fucking wasteful, fight the local tyrants, come and fight the local tyrants
It's so unreasonable, it's shameful
Although the waiter also feels a little wasteful, but who makes the family a consumer, the consumer is God, and it will be changed naturally
The big fish, big meat, mountains and seas on the table were removed after a while, and then replaced with some vegetables and vegetables, and some fruits or something
"How's the baby now?"
Liu Yi asked
"Let's make do with it"
Lin Tong pouted, "It looks very ordinary, let you go out and take the cook, you just don't listen."
"What if the cook is so handsome, what if I cuckold Lao Tzu?"
Liu Yi said in a rough voice like the real thing, "What do you want to eat, I'll send a plane to bring it to you."
"People want to eat DJ ice cream...... This little place doesn't even have it."
Lin Tong played a delicate trick and said, "Buy it for others......"
"Okay, okay, I'll let the helicopter deliver it to you."
Liu Yi immediately glanced at Optimus Prime next to him, Optimus Prime nodded, took out his mobile phone, and dialed out
"The boss wants to eat DQ and send it over"
The people around him secretly said in their hearts, this person is really so rich, and if he wants to eat a DJ, he will be sent by plane
Twenty minutes later, there was a roar outside
Everyone looked out the window and was amazed to see a helicopter hovering in front of the restaurant
Jumping out of the helicopter, two men in black suits pushed the door directly with DQ ice cream in their hands
"Boss Ice Cream"
The two black suits put the ice cream on the table and placed it in front of Liu Yi, and the people around them exclaimed in surprise, and their eyes changed when they saw Liu Yi
This guy is really rich and a local tyrant
"How is it vanilla-flavored?"
Unexpectedly, Lin Tong was unhappy, frowned and said, "I want to eat strawberry flavored"
The people around me gasped, I went, this woman is too capable of doing it
"I heard it all"
Liu Yi said coldly, "Don't go and change it soon"
"It's the boss"
The two black suits immediately turned around and left, and the action was swift and did not drag the mud and water at all
Liu Yi is really a little dark in his heart, and the feeling of being a local tyrant is different
The real rich people have a string of numbers in their accounts, and we ordinary people know how much money they make and how much money they have in the bank, and these rich people don't know how much money they have in their accounts, and they don't know or have accurate numbers, because these numbers are changing all the time
The reason why they are still working hard to make money is for the sake of two words: privilege, their only purpose of making money is to live differently from ordinary people, and enjoy the privileges that ordinary people can't get, if they don't have this privilege, what is the point of making money
Liu Yi is now taking the word privilege to the extreme, making the people next to him stunned and colorful
Twenty minutes later, the new DQ ice cream was delivered, and Lin Tong ate it with relish, and the people around him were amazed, and said that it was really different to be rich
"Wouldn't it be too much for us to do this, big fool?"
Lin Tong was enjoying the ice cream while asking Liu Yi with a sound transmission
"It doesn't have to be like this"
Liu Yi told Lin Tong: "Only by spending money like dirt can we attract our prey, this time I will put a long line to catch big fish"
He smiled while smoking a cigar and responded to Lin Tong, "We made such a big move, and it is estimated that it is almost the same."
As the words fell, a man in a suit walked next to him, a tall and thin man with a briefcase under his arm, and the air of an office worker
He walked straight towards Liu Yi, but was stopped by Optimus Prime
"This gentleman, this gentleman!"
The buddy hurriedly said, "I'm the head of the Foreign Affairs Section of the Tourism Planning Bureau of this Lu Town, and I want to talk to you."
"Oh civil servant"
Liu Yi waved his hand, "Let him come and sit"
Although this place in China is an official-based country, it does not mean that civil servants are the biggest official positions, and the official position is directly proportional to money, and some small officials are still very complimented to big businessmen
Liu Yi is playing a big businessman who is rich and can't be rich anymore
The section chief, comrade walked over, sat down cautiously next to the chair, and then said with a smile
"Sir, this gentleman, please ask your surname?"
"Surname Liu"
Liu Yi spit out a smoke ring and said
"Okay, Boss Liu, look at you, you are a blessed person, come to the town for tourism, or to investigate."
Although Luzhen is a small town in the south of the Yangtze River, because of the customs and customs of the water town, the tourism industry is also relatively developed, and in recent years, Luzhen has made a lot of money by tourism, and the living standards of the residents in the town have also improved a lot
"Of course, it's a tour, and it's annoying to talk about business every day."
Liu Yi pouted, "Take my baby out to play and dodge, those things in the wine market and the mall are free"
"Yes, it's a big boss like you who has come to my Lu Town, I naturally want to have a good time with you, otherwise where is this Lu Town, I'm afraid you won't be able to understand it."
"Oh"
Liu Yi raised his eyebrows, "Lu Zhen is such a big place, and there are places I can't experience."
"Of course."
The little section chief smiled, then opened his briefcase and took out a pack of cigarettes
"Look at your love of smoking, you try this"
He took out a branch and handed it to Liu Yi, who took it and saw that there was no brand
"It can't be a drug."
"Look at what you say, how dare I"
The little section chief was sincerely afraid: "If you give someone of this status, drugs are not self-defeating, this is the cigarette that our town bakes itself, the taste is unique, and the most important thing is that it can be ......."
He gently leaned into Liu Yi's ear and lowered his voice, "The most important thing is to be able to improve your sexual performance, so that you can not be a problem at night."
After speaking, he glanced at Lin Tong, who was as beautiful as a flower, and it was really a bit tyrannical for such a beauty to be occupied by a cheesy local tyrant like Liu Yi
"It's amazing"
"You can try it and come back to me"
Seeing the mysterious appearance of the little section chief, Liu Yi seemed to be aroused
"Okay, I'll go back and taste, if there's nothing to do, you can go."
Liu Yi was also not polite and directly ordered to expel the guest
"Okay, okay, don't bother you, you call me if you have something, this is my business card"
As he spoke, the little section chief stuffed a business card to Liu Yi, and then didn't stay long, turned around and left
Liu Yi didn't say anything and continued to smoke his cigar
"Isn't he?"
Lin Tong asked
"That's Him"
Liu Yi winked at Lin Tong
"Then why don't you catch him?"
"It's just a small fish."
Liu Yi smoked a cigar and said slowly, "What I want to catch is the big fish behind him"
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I went out for my birthday today and was late, sorry == I wish myself a happy birthday~