Carefree looked at the dog who was full of resentment and fart, and praised: "Dog, you are really a magical dog." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Woo ・・・・・・"

Carefree squatted down and touched the dog's head, and mocked: "Dogan, do you know where the gap between people and dogs is?"

Dog: "・・・・・・"

Carefree rubbed the dog's head with pity, listened to the dog's constant fart, and said disgustedly: "A dog like you who is obscene to the bone, no matter how you disguise it, you can't disguise it." Unless you're like us humans, go to the whole face and give you a different breed, such as a husky, Pekingese, or something. ”

Hearing this, the dog shook his fart, and lowered his head helplessly, sighing under the carefree and mocking gaze: "It's really tiring to be a dog・・・・・・"

Hearing this, he was amused by the dog's humanized expression, and after reaching out and waving away the dog's stench of fart, he smiled: "It's not that you're tired of being a dog, it's that you're tired of being a dog with this temperament." ”

"What are you doing to block Uncle Ben?" asked the dog as he stuck out his tongue and licked his nose, blinking his eyes.

"It's okay, I just saw you, and I guess it must be of great use to carry you. ”

The dog grinned and laughed obscenely, "It's good to know how powerful Uncle Ben is." ”

Carefree nodded in agreement, touched the dog's head and said appreciatively: "Actually, you can walk the dog and play with nothing." ”

Dog: "・・・・・・"

The dog's face that looked at the dog's face changed from the previous tsundere to a dog's face in an instant, and he laughed happily, and even the sorrow that had been suspended on the dog's ass trembled a few times.

"In your eyes, Uncle Ben is actually only played with this role?" asked the dog with some annoyance. The anger value was about to be full, but the suspended Forget Sorrow touched his ass at the right time, and felt the cold sword body of Forget Sorrow, which suddenly made the dog a clever one, and once again drooped his ears and became helpless.

"Could it be that you have other abilities to hook up with?" asked Carefree laughing.

"Have you forgotten the ginseng fruit? Uncle Ben brought you to find the ginseng fruit in the first place!" said Goudan.

Goudan didn't say that it was okay, as soon as he mentioned the ginseng fruit, Wuwu immediately remembered his miserable experience that day, frowned slightly and looked at Goudan and asked, "Have you brushed your teeth in the past two days?"

"・・・・・・Please, have you ever seen a dog brush his teeth?" replied the dog, speechless.

Hearing this, Wu Wu immediately grabbed the dog's egg and hung it in the air, and slapped the dog's ass three times, "Dead dog, didn't I let you brush your teeth every day? Why don't you brush your teeth?"

The dog was hurt by the worry-free spanking of the buttocks, and shouted wronged: "Even if I want to, I can't brush it! First of all, I have to be able to brush my teeth!"

Carefree stared at the dog, his face full of disgust, "Okay, let's change the question." Have you had breakfast today?"

"Eat it. ”

"What did you eat?"

"!" replied the dog, inexplicably.

Bang Bang ・・・・・・・

"Tell you to eat shit, tell you not to brush your teeth, tell you to eat shit, tell you not to brush your teeth・・・・・・" worry-free hatred of iron and steel continued to whip the dog's buttocks, the empty street was originally just a dog's rather die than bear the pain of the whimper, but later directly unscrupulously let out the dog barking, as if the stray old dog who had been crazy for many years saw a simple little bitch who had just become an adult, and issued a male charge that it had endured for a long time.

The dog's terrible barking soon attracted some wandering zombies, who followed the dog's barking to find the location of Carefree, and roared and rushed over after seeing Carefree.

The dog was barking wildly while watching the surrounding movements, and was attracted after seeing dozens of zombies hearing his heart-rending screams, and shouted with relief: "Don't worry, you go and kill the zombies!"

Hearing this, Wuwu looked at the dog Dan with a treacherous expression, and sneered: "Forget about your sorrows and kill them!"

Forget the sorrow, who has been suspended in mid-air to watch the excitement, heard the order of Worry-free, and immediately disappeared from the sight of a person and a dog, only to hear dozens of swords piercing the head After hearing the sound of dozens of swords piercing the head, Forget Sorrow completed the execution of the order that Worry-free confessed to himself, and flew back to Worry-free to continue to levitate in mid-air and no longer moved.

A man and a dog looked at the quickly completed task of forgetting the sorrow and was dumbfounded, "You lack virtue of the broken sword, how can you listen to the call of others like a grandson?"

"Not bad, good sword, Excalibur!" said Carefree with satisfaction.

"I don't have the dignity of a sword at all!" said the dog, angrily.

Worry-free smiled: "Dog, it's okay, what's the strength of a sword, let's continue the business we haven't done." With that, he reached out and continued to prepare to slap the dog's buttocks.

"Don't, if you have something to say, why do you have to do it?"

"Oh?" Carefree put the dog on the ground with a smile and continued to smile and stroke the dog's head, "Then tell me, do you brush this tooth or not?"

Goudan nodded hurriedly and said, "Brush, Uncle Ben, Uncle Ben brushes every day!"

"Do you want to eat?"

"Don't eat, don't eat・・・・・・・"

Carefree nodded with satisfaction, put down the backpack, took out a string of rope, and tied a knot on the dog's head.

"What are you doing here?" asked Dogan with a twist of his neck, a little awkward.

Carefree kept tying the dead knot, and said, "You put on the leash first, and I'll find you a new dog leash when you get to the pet store." ”

Hearing this, the dog stretched out his paws and pulled the rope around his neck, trying to pull it off, but was ridiculed by Wuwu: "Don't bother, I can't untie this dead knot I tie myself, this rope is also quite strong, you rely on simple pulling is constantly pulling, unless your neck is made of steel." ”

After pulling a few times in disbelief, he helplessly found that he was really powerless about the rope that had been tied into a dead knot around his neck, so he had to close his eyes like a dog's fate, and no longer spoke in humiliation.

"What's the muddy water on your body?" said Carefree as he looked at the muddy water on the dog's body, wondering.

When the dog heard this, he said a little deflated: "Don't mention it, this is simply the biggest shame in Uncle Ben's dog's life." ”

"Oh?" Hearing this, Wu Wu was immediately aroused, and hurriedly asked, "Tell me about your greatest shame, make me happy." ”

"Don't say it!"

"Forget your sorrows!"