"Zheng Lei, it's good, you can all hang up the make-up exam, it's really amazing for you!"

"Well done! You're buddy's idol! Brother adores you!"

Zheng Lei glanced at the report card in his hand that had been crumpled several times and then flattened, stuffed it back into his pocket depressedly, poured a few sips of beer with a clatter, and echoed in his ears the ridicule of several classmates when the report card was sent.

"The sun! Could it be that Lao Tzu was not born to study material? I still haven't studied in a summer vacation. Zheng Lei cursed secretly and continued to pour a few sips of beer.

This summer, Zheng Lei spent two months reviewing without sleep or food, and in order to pass the exam, he worked hard to prepare a bag full of cheat sheets.

But when it was time to enter the examination room, Zheng Lei's head was dizzy, and he went to change his clothes in pain, and when the exam papers came down, Zheng Lei secretly reached out to touch the cheat sheet, only to find that he had changed the clothes containing the cheat sheet.

Suddenly, Zheng Lei wondered if his head was kicked by a donkey, how could he make such a low-level mistake, without a cheat sheet, Zheng Lei's heart suddenly lost confidence, and the little thing that was originally stuffed into his brain was also so excited that he was squeezed out like poop.

Faced with the failure of the first exam, Zheng Lei worked hard to rise in the next few exams, but who knew that there was a fire in the backyard, and a buddy in the dormitory had nothing to do, feeling that those books were useless, so he pulled them away and sold them for scrap.

Zheng Lei, who was angry, was about to hold back his pee, but he had no choice but to contact his classmates, hoping to help each other in the examination room, but the school seemed to have seen through his tricks, and from the second exam, the invigilator changed to a serious old man.

Under the old man's "obscenity", Zheng Lei was very helpless to repeat five test papers in a row, and finally continued to hang six subjects as a matter of course, so Zheng Lei once again became a celebrity in the school, and the hateful school actually added another firewood to Zheng Lei's reputation in full swing, and set an unprecedented precedent for him to repeat the grade.

This Zheng Lei was not so bad, his birth was still a bit legendary, it was a thunderstorm night, the thunder in the sky was constantly raging, accompanied by a scoop of heavy rain, kissing the ground fiercely.

Daddy is a believer in God, and he thinks that this night is a sign from God to his son, so he secretly decides: if it is a girl, it will be called Zheng Yu, and if it is a boy, it will be called Zheng Lei.

So he has his current name: Zheng Lei.

In other words, when Zheng Lei was a child, although his parents were honest and didn't know a word, he really fought for his parents, aside from respecting teachers and loving labor, his grades alone have maintained the first place since the first grade of primary school, and he was admitted to the best university in the provincial capital with excellent results two years ago.

I thought that after squeezing through the single-plank bridge, it would be a broad road in the future, but unexpectedly, this Zheng Lei started from the beginning of entering the university gate, and the knowledge in his head was pulled away with a lump of poop, and at the end of the semester, he actually got an "excellent" score in all nine subjects, and then the school in order to maintain his reputation, he didn't say a word, and directly expelled Zheng Lei.

The tragic Zheng Lei, a semester ago, was still the pride of the village, the pride of the whole village, after a semester, but it became a negative teaching material for everyone to teach their children, and when he returned home, he would always hear others teach his children: "You have to study hard, don't be like that Zheng Lei, deceived into the university and was expelled." ”

The filial Zheng Lei didn't want his parents to be guided behind people's backs, so he resolutely went to repeat his studies, but anyone who has experienced college life can rarely face the tense life of the third year of high school again, let alone get an excellent score in the exam, so Zheng Lei entered the current school: Nanshan University.

This Nanshan University can be described as a real pheasant university, the kind that you can go to as long as you pay for it, Zheng Lei can only wronged himself in order to make himself study for twelve years plus two years in vain, and he can only study here.

In the first year, he barely passed with a score of 60 points per subject, so he also took out his hard-earned money from a month's part-time job and asked the brothers in the dormitory to rub it. But in the second school year, he was tragic, no matter how hard he tried, the methods used by the ancients, he used it unceremoniously, and even on his bed, he was hung with a piece of yellow lotus, and he tasted it if he was fine, even so, he still ushered in the results of all nine subjects.

"Hey, am I so bad? Am I really not the material for studying?" Zheng Lei stood on the side of the road depressedly, looking at the dormitory building that was already lit up in the distance, and muttered to himself.

The most painful thing in the world is not to sit and eat nothing, but to pay a hundred times the effort and sweat, but not even a dime of gain, no matter how you hang the beam and stab the stocks, lie down and taste the gall, in the end those efforts are still washed away with the poop, to no avail.

"Thief God, how did I Zheng Lei offend you? You treat me like this? Did Lao Tzu greet your mother or what? You can't get along with me like this, you have the ability to use thunder to split me!" Zheng Lei became more and more angry the more he thought about it, and he raised his head to the sky angrily and scolded.

Unexpectedly, this god seemed to be really against him, as soon as his words were finished, the night sky with sparse moons and stars suddenly blew violently, and then an electric snake flashed in the sky, falling in the direction of Zheng Lei.

"Fuck! you're really split!" Zheng Lei scolded as he dodged with an arrow, and with a bang, the thunder fell on the place where he had just landed.

Zheng Lei looked at the scorched black on the ground in a panic, his heart jumped suddenly, frightened, and suddenly caught a glimpse of a bright light flashing out of the corner of his eye, he didn't say a word, threw away the wine bottle and ran away, just ran two steps, and a thunder fell again behind him.

What are you kidding, this is a thunderbolt, even if Zheng Lei's knowledge is left with the poop, he also knows that the voltage of this thunder is hundreds of thousands of volts, if he is hit, then he will really become a "positive thunder". What's more, Zheng Lei was in his youth, and he didn't even pull a girl's hand, so he died under the thunder, which was really embarrassing.

Zheng Lei kept running, but God seemed to be consumed with Zheng Lei, one after another the heavenly thunder followed Zheng Lei down, although it fell on Zheng Lei's heel every time, but it also scared Zheng Lei forward.

At this time, he really wondered if it was because of the name his father had given him.

"Lao Tzu really doesn't jump into the pit, I don't know what it is, what is it to teach God?" At this time, Zheng Lei was chased by Tianlei, and he was covered in cold sweat, but he didn't dare to stop the next step, for fear that as soon as Tianlei stopped, he would directly give him a warm hug.

After chasing Zheng Lei for a long time, it is estimated that God is tired of playing, when Zheng Lei felt that his whole body was soft, the thunder slowly disappeared with the wind.

"Fuck! Didn't you just complain, as for competing with me as a mortal?" Seeing that there was no thunder falling behind him, Zheng Lei's legs were weak, spread on the ground, and he gasped for breath.

In fact, Zheng Lei didn't run far, just a good young man, a flower bone that had not yet fully bloomed, suddenly encountered a thunder falling, and chased him desperately, if it weren't for his excellent psychological quality, he would have been scared to the point that his pants were soaked.

Fortunately, Zheng Lei originally felt that life had lost its meaning, and he was so bombarded by the thunder, but he was also a little sober: Isn't it just a failure?

Thinking of this, Zheng Lei's mood suddenly brightened, his whole body relaxed all of a sudden, and he let out a loud and stinky fart with a poof, only to smoke himself so much that he couldn't lie down, pinched his nose and got up, and walked towards the way he came.

Walking out of the range of stinky fart, Zheng Lei saw the report card that had been blasted into several pieces by the thunder, and there were still some scorched black traces on the report card, he picked up the fragments of the report card, smiled self-deprecatingly, and told himself that people were iron rice and steel.

Just put the report card back in his pocket, Zheng Lei didn't see where he ran, only to see a sudden light in front of him, and a thunderbolt fell a few meters in front of him, this thunder was much stronger than the ones that chased him just now.

"Fuck, is there someone who's in the same calamity as me?" Zheng Lei sighed, and looked towards the place where the thunder fell.

Seeing nothing in the dark, Zheng Lei shouted into the darkness: "Hey, buddy, you also hung up nine subjects?"

The moon was dark and the wind was high, the yin wind was gusting, no one answered Zheng Lei, he stared at a pair of eyes, but he couldn't see anything.