Chapter 92: Go buy a pair of pants
Yang Yulu glanced at Haikui, but she didn't expect this boy to be quite careful and have a good impression of him.
Haikui also wiped the stool and table for himself, sat down, looked up and looked at Yang Yulu, and suddenly found that he didn't know what to say, which was slightly embarrassing.
"How old are you?" Haikui thought about it for a long time, his brain felt like a short circuit, and he asked this question with his mouth.
Yang Yulu was uncomfortable with him, twisted her head to the side, looked at the broken wall of the noodle restaurant, but squinted at him with her eyes.
Seeing that she didn't answer, Haikui was even more embarrassed, "Also, do girls care about age very much, so they won't say, I think you are only about twenty-two years old." ”
Yang Yulu turned her head and glared at Haikui fiercely, "Am I that old?" said dissatisfiedly.
"Twenty-two is old, very young. Haikui said in surprise.
Yang Yulu didn't want to pay attention to him, but her nose snorted lightly and said, "I'm only twenty years old this year. Then he stretched out his hand and touched his face, sighed, and said, "I also feel old." ”
Haikui was extremely embarrassed, and hurriedly apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm blind, but if you don't get enough sleep, it's easy to get old faster, you have to sleep more in the future." ”
"Why are you talking so annoyingly? Yang Yulu said dissatisfied.
Haikui scratched his head at a loss, he was not a love saint, he didn't have the skills to talk to women, and his speech was definitely not so good, so he had to obediently close his mouth.
Neither of them spoke anymore, glancing at each other from time to time, and the air was filled with an ambiguous atmosphere.
Just when Hai Kui didn't even know where to put it, the casserole noodles came, and the boss suddenly stood behind Hai Kui and suddenly said loudly: "The noodles are here." ”
Haikui subconsciously turned around and hit the boss's arm, the boss shook his hand, and the hot soup spilled on Haikui's stall.
Hmm, Haikui gasped and hurriedly dodged away, it was so hot, the clothes he wore in summer were thin, and now, it was estimated that he was going to blister.
Yang Yulu wanted to ask with concern, but she really couldn't ask about that part, so she could only look at it with a flushed face and smile wryly.
The boss hurriedly put the casserole on the table, "Oh, little brother, I'm sorry, you suddenly raised your head and hit me." ”
Haikui shook his pants and looked at the boss hatefully, he really wanted to reach out and touch his little brother to reduce the burning sensation, but Yang Yu was exposed in front of him.
The boss said as he took the rag in his hand to help Haikui wipe his pants.
The rag in his hand wiped the table every day, greasy and dirty, Haikui's pants were brown, and the soup was not very obvious when he sprinkled it, but when he wiped it, it immediately became black.
"Damn, boss, I'm a little sad right now. Haikui complained dissatisfiedly.
"Oh, I'm really sorry, so let's take off my pants and I'll wash them for you. The boss said heroically.
The boss, a woman in her thirties, chubby, and honest-looking, reached for Haikui's pants to help him take them off.
Haikui was frightened and dodged, "Forget it, there are so many people, or do you deliberately want me to make a fool of myself?"
Yang Yulu was already laughing backwards, although a little embarrassed and embarrassed, but it was really funny.
Hai Kui glared at Yang Yulu with the resentful eyes of a deep resentful woman, "What are you gloating about?"
Yang Yulu hurriedly covered her mouth, but she couldn't hold back the laughter under her hands, and made a popping sound.
Haikui was speechless.
The boss is still very arrogant, "What are you shy, you guy, you're not wearing shorts, come, take it off quickly, I'll wash it for you." ”
"Forget it, I really don't need to, just do it in a while. Haikui pushed Tai Chi with the boss and pushed her hand away.
"Really?" the boss looked at him suspiciously.
"I'm not wearing underwear, so I don't need to. Hai Kui saw that the boss had been trying to pick up his pants, and said softly.
The boss looked at Haikui with enlightened eyes, with an expression that you are really a dick, and went straight back to the kitchen in one step or two.
Hai Kui was relieved to see that she was no longer entangled, and turned his head to look at Yang Yulu, this girl had actually eaten away, and her head was very low.
"Are you so hungry?" asked Haikui casually.
Yang Yulu turned sideways, pretending not to know him.
Haikui wondered, this girl was smiling so well just now, what's wrong now.
He looked up and looked around, there were seven or eight people in the noodle shop, all looking at him with strange eyes, Haikui scolded in his heart, Damn, what kind of ears are you, I just said so quietly, you can all hear it.
The boss brought another bowl of casserole beef noodles and put it in front of Haikui's eyes, looked at Haikui with a strange look, turned around and left.
Haikui was extremely depressed, and really wanted to say to her, Lao Tzu has no quirks, but this kind of thing, the more he explains, the more confused he becomes, and he can't take off his pants now and say, sir, I'm wearing underwear!
Isn't this a neurosis!
Haikui turned his grief into motivation, quickly finished a bowl of beef noodles, slapped the table with twenty yuan, and said loudly: "Boss checkout, two bowls." Then he strode out of the noodle shop, found a corner and squatted, waiting for Yang Yulu.
Yang Yulu only ate a little, the girl ate slowly, not even a fifth, she saw Haikui leaving, and she was reluctant to give up this little noodles, and said that she was really hungry, so she had to continue to eat.
The boss gave the change to Yang Yulu and asked softly, "Sister, your boyfriend is very special." ”
Yang Yulu rolled her eyes, "I just met him today, and he is a psychopath." After speaking, he didn't linger anymore and fled directly from the noodle shop.
When she came out, she didn't find Haikui's shadow, so she looked left and right, sighed, and thought that Haikui had left her and ran away.
Haikui found a horn and secretly let out the little brother to take a few looks, red, but fortunately there was nothing serious, but I just didn't know that the impact of the road would not affect the ability, if the ability declined, I had to find this noodle shop to compensate.
Lifting the pants, seeing the obvious greasy stains on the crotch, it was very eye-catching, he casually buckled the powder on the wall in the corner of the wall and wiped it on the front of the entire pants, although it was a bit of a feeling of covering his ears and stealing the bell, but it was better than being too eye-catching, people, or to be low-key.
After finishing it, he looked up and saw Yang Yulu looking left and right, he bowed his body to make his crotch less conspicuous, and walked towards Yang Yulu.
Yang Yulu happened to have her back to Haikui, Haikui reached out and patted her shoulder, "What are you looking for?"
Yang Yulu didn't see Haikui, and was about to go back to the bar, feeling a little lost, but felt that this was her life, and it seemed that she could only continue to work in the bar.
Haikui patted her, startling her, and when she turned around and saw that it was Haikui, she was happy, and she was very happy, but she was a little dissatisfied, "Where have you been?"
"Why are you so excited?" asked Haikui strangely.
Yang Yulu's face brushed and turned red again, her face today is like a Peking Opera changing face, constantly changing!
"No, I didn't see you just now, I was looking for it, and you suddenly appeared and was startled. Yang Yulu muttered. "This change is for you. "Stuff the change you found into Haikui's hand.
"You want to see me so much?" said Haikui jokingly.
"Phew, rascal. Yang Yulu took a sip again.
Haikui was speechless and wanted to get angry, but in the face of a beautiful woman, how could he be angry, a breath of air went up and down in his chest, and he said in a strange manner: "Can you say three words without a hooligan." ”
“**。 Yang Yulu rolled her eyes.
Haikui couldn't cry or laugh, "Can you not be separated from the word ** in three sentences." ”
Yang Yulu looked at Haikui dissatisfied, her eyes were inadvertent, and she definitely didn't deliberately glance at Haikui's pants, she was stunned for a moment, the corners of her eyes twitched, and she wanted to laugh.
Haikui noticed that her expression was different, looked down, and said with a bitter face: "Where are your eyes looking, your mind is so unhealthy!"
"Phew, you're not healthy. Yang Yulu turned away from him.
"Let's go, come with me to buy a pair of pants, and by the way, you should also go shopping as a sport. Haikui said in a commanding tone.
Yang Yulu looked back at the direction of the bar, a little hesitant.
"Don't think about it, I only go to work at night, go shopping first, do you want to go back now, and then say that there is me, I cover you, it's okay." Haikui said coaxingly.
Yang Yulu gave him a slap in the eye, "Who do you think you are?"
"Kui Shao, besides, it doesn't matter who I am, if you believe me, just listen to me. Hai Kui said confidently with a puffed up.
Yang Yulu didn't want to believe what Haikui said, but now there is no way, if you don't believe him, who else can you trust, and she is still waiting for him to really help her deal with the wine matter, so she has no choice but to nod.
The two of them walked towards the commercial street, the more Haikui walked, the more he felt the sadness of the balls, the little brother was burned, and the pants were a little hard after the oil-stained noodle soup dried, and it was very uncomfortable to walk, and it hurt slightly, so he had to walk with his legs slightly crossed, like an octopus walking.
Fortunately, there are not too many people on the street at noon in the summer, so even though Haikui walks strangely, it is not noticeable.
He forgot for a moment that if he had relieved his True Qi, he would be more comfortable below.
When I arrived at the commercial street, I went straight to a men's casual clothing store at the entrance of the street, and before the clerk introduced it, Haikui pointed directly to one, just this one, 32 pants, a pair.
The clerks were very happy, and selling things directly like this was their favorite.
The clerk found a pair of size 32 pants and handed them to Haikui, "You try them first?"
Haikui asked directly: "More money." ?”
"Well, one hundred and eighty-eight pieces. The clerk said happily.
"Okay, let's do it. Haikui said, and he had to pay for it.
Yang Yulu hurriedly pressed his shoulder, "It's too expensive, let's pick again, and the style is not suitable for you." She just wanted to say that it was too expensive, but when she saw the clerk's face change slightly, she added the next sentence.
"Yes, that's good. Haikui wanted to quickly change his pants, but the pants on his body were dirty and uncomfortable to wear, so he would talk about other things.