Chapter 492: Uncle Shi

Hai Kui heard it, this is really what he wants to confess, looking at Lao Huang's expression is weird, Lao Huang has a body of seventy or eighty, and he can actually make Li Xian have a feeling of heartbeat, I will go like this, the crazy Cheng dΓΉ of this world makes Hai Kui feel that his heart is more than ten years old.

Li Xiantian continued: "I have been staying at the mouth of the bottle for three hundred years, and today I saw Mr., I feel that the breakthrough fell on Mr., this little brother is right, the devil is to do whatever he wants, I have a grudge with you, but I can also give up hatred for a small reason, I want to pursue Mr. to get a breakthrough, please Mr. fulfilled." ”

Li Xiantian said, and made a salute to Lao Huang, a big salute.

Lao Huang waved his hand, "I don't accept apprentices!"

The longing in Li's eyes couldn't be hidden, he looked at Lao Huang's eyes flashing, "I don't expect to worship you as a teacher, just do the sweeping chores around you, you can just order me if you have time, what do you think?"

Lao Huang didn't speak.

Hai Kui smiled, "I see that you are full of sincerity, so let's do it, I will accept you for Lao Huang, and you will be a registered disciple, not a real apprentice, call a senior uncle first!"

Li Xiantian didn't know how much older he was than Haikui, and he wasn't annoyed when he was ridiculed by Haikui, and he really shouted Uncle Shi respectfully when he saw Haikui!

Haikui laughed, "It's good to say it, it's easy to say!"

Li Xiantian stood beside Lao Huang respectfully, looking like he was listening to the teachings.

Haikui was also happy in his heart, so he didn't tease him and went home!

Go back to Yuan Yuan first, she was shopping with Zeng Yulan, and bought a big bag of things for Zeng Yulan, Haikui called Yuan Yuan, found them, and invited the two of them to dinner by the way.

"Brother and sister, I've been a little busy lately, and when I have time today, when I asked your sister-in-law that I was with you, I happened to invite you to dinner. Haikui looked at Zeng Yulan and said with a smile.

Zeng Yulan was very embarrassed, "Brother Ye, my sister-in-law is very good to me, call me these days to ask me to come out, buy me this and that, it is useless, can you tell your sister-in-law, don't buy me anything!" Zeng Yulan said, pushing the big bag and small bag of things towards Haikui.

Haikui pushed things back again, "Sister, you're welcome, brother's money is blowing in the wind, don't feel distressed!"

"Brother Ye, what are you kidding, no one's money is the same as the wind blowing, don't tease the little sister!" Zeng Yulan continued to push back the things Yuan Yuan bought for her to Haikui.

Yuan Yuan said with a smile: "Sister, just believe what he said, his money is really like the wind blowing, two days ago, he was happy casually, and he was ready to invest 500 million yuan in a project, and this project has zero income for him, and it is estimated that he will not have anything to do with him in the future." ”

Hai Kui smiled, feeling that Yuan Yuan was a little jealous, it seemed that he was eating his eldest wife's vinegar. Hai Kui snorted, "In the future, I will also invest 500 million in you, and wait for me to get some money when the wind blows!"

Yuan Yuan glanced at Haikui.

Zeng Yulan was stunned, as if listening to a book from heaven, 500 million, what is the RMB, it's too scary. A few days ago, she spent more than 100,000 yuan on a meal, and she was worried for two days, afraid that she would run out of money for eating in this life.

Isn't there a saying, the amount of food that people eat in this life is limited, you eat a day and walk, ten years of eating and ten years of walking, although the weight of the food before the meal is not equal, but it is too unsettling, hundreds of thousands, how many people shed blood and sweat to earn money for a meal, how can you eat peace of mind?

"Brother Ye, I really can't take it. Zeng Yulan thought of having a meal a few days ago and remembered that the hundreds of thousands of yuan were gone, so she panicked, how could she still accept it.

Haikui had a pity on his face, "Hey, since my sister doesn't want it, my brother can't force it, it's a pity, hey, it's a pity." ”

Zeng Yulan stared at Hai Kui with a pair of cute big eyes, not knowing what Hai Kui was sorry for.

Yuan Yuan was also a little puzzled, "What is a pity?"

Hai Kui pointed to the things on the table, "Isn't it a pity for these things, I have a cheap problem, I think it's not good what others don't want, I can't pull this face if I want to retreat, so what should I do, I can only throw it into the trash, it's not a pity!"

When Zeng Yulan heard this, her face was panicked.

Haikui looked at her expression and was satisfied with three points.

Yuan Yuan glared at Haikui, and then said to Zeng Yulan: "Sister, since he said that the money was blown by the wind, you should take the things, otherwise it would be a pity to throw them away." ”

Hai Kui was secretly having fun by himself, and although Yuan Yuan glared at him and was dissatisfied with him, he did not do what he had to do.

Zeng Yulan couldn't help it, "Okay, I'll keep the things, but although it's easy for you to make money, you can't waste it like this." ”

Yuan Yuan's eyes suddenly flashed with the meaning of urgency, and said to Zeng Yulan: "Sister, your eldest brother Ye has one less wife who can live a careful life." ”

Zeng Yulan looked at her puzzled, "Sister, you help Brother Ye." ”

Hai Kui glanced at Yuan Yuan and shook his head slightly, he really didn't mean to do anything to Zeng Yulan.

Yuan Yuan turned a blind eye to Haikui's movements, and said to Zeng Yulan with a smile: "Sister can't do it, it's far behind in terms of careful calculation, I can only watch you Brother Ye spend money like water." ”

Zeng Yulan didn't have any other ideas at all, "My major is not accounting, simple addition and subtraction is okay, but financial management is not good, if it does, I don't have to work in the school supermarket at all." ”

Hai Kui saw that Yuan Yuan really had the idea of helping him find another junior, three and four, and hurriedly said: "Let's eat, eat, Brother Ye's money is blown by the wind, and the poor are only left with money, don't think about this, you still have something to do at night, I'll send you back after eating." ”

"It's nothing, Yanbin went to work today, I was thinking of going to the library to read books, and Sister Yuan called me to ask me to come out and sit down. Zeng Yulan smiled slightly, "Yes, eat first, eat first." Haikui quietly stepped on Yuan Yuan under the table and warned her with a look.

Yuan Yuan glared back, and stomped Hai Kui under the table hard.

The three of them finally had a meal, they all felt very strenuous, Zeng Yulan was a little unbearable for hundreds or thousands of meals, and Haikui and Yuan Yuan were fighting fiercely under the table, Yuan Yuan kept teasing, making Haikui feel like he was playing with fire.

After driving Zeng Yulan back, Haikui drove Yuan Yuan back, Yuan Yuan lived with Chu Wumeng and Mu Liulan, and after the car left the Industrial and Commercial College, Haikui said to Yuan Yuan: "What are you going to do, I really didn't think about digging a corner, don't bother me here!"

Yuan Yuan smiled very happily, "I'll help you, if you have thoughts about other people, why do you let me spend so much money to be good to her?"

Haikui felt that he couldn't explain it to her, "Are you jealous?"

"No!" Yuan Yuan sneered.

"I really didn't think about it!"

Yuan Yuan was even more unbelieving, "Look at that figure, look at that face, the condensation of muscles is like snow, convex and backward, look at that cup is not small, I have secretly tested it for you, the elasticity is really good." ”

Haikui coughed dryly, "Don't embarrass me too much, I really don't have that idea, don't deliberately lead me to the path of hooligans." ”

"You were originally a hooligan!" Yuan Yuan scolded with a smile.

Haikui controlled the steering wheel with one hand, and began to violate Yuan Yuan with one hand dishonestly.

Yuan Yuan smiled disdainfully: "I was sanctimonious just now, why is it really a hooligan now?"

Haikui said with a hippie smile: "Didn't a third party be present just now, now it's just the two of us, we are both old husbands and wives, so there are not so many taboos or anything." ”

"Listen, third party, are you waiting for a third party to get involved, but this third party really gives me a sense of crisis, and it's pretty good. ”

Hai Kui spit twice, "Mouth mistake, complete mouth mistake is not good, don't bite the text and chew the words, Sister Zeng is not a third party!"

When the two of them were noisy all the way to Yuan Yuan's residence, Haikui suddenly hit the steering wheel and changed direction, "Let's not go back to your residence, go to the hotel!"

Yuan Yuan pouted, "If you don't go home, you don't want your wife and children." ”

Haikui saw that Yuan Yuan was like this now, he was completely jealous, and said with a smile: "My parents are ordinary people, my wife is not an ordinary person, I will let you meet my wife another day!"

Yuan Yuan's expression was suddenly stern, and she asked, "Is your wife too?"

Hai Kui nodded, "That's right, cultivators, their cultivation is higher than Chu Wumeng and Mu Liulan!"

Yuan Yuan had a sudden expression, "I should have thought of it a long time ago!"

Hai Kui said with a smile: "It's not too late to know now, I'll open the furnace for alchemy another day, refine a furnace of good pills, let you all eat, lay a good foundation, and march towards the road of immortality!"

Yuan Yuan immediately became excited, "Really!"

"Of course, really!" Haekyu smirked, his hand caressing her thigh.

Yuan Yuan was happy in his heart, so he didn't knock off Hai Kui's bad hand, and gave him a charming smile.

When the two arrived at the hotel, Haikui opened a room and pulled Yuan Yuan into the room, the monkey was anxious, Yuan Yuan said dissatisfiedly: "Can you be a little patient, why are you always in a hurry for this kind of thing." ”

"I'm not in a hurry about this matter, you Brother Monkey and I are in a hurry!" Haikui picked up Yuan Yuan with one hand and held it in his arms.

Yuan Yuan's face turned red, thinking of Haikui's madness that day, remembering Haikui's self-proclaimed Monkey Brother just now, and remembering that he said that he would take her to the colorful clouds and finally absurd. His face was as red as blood dripping down.

Haikui put Yuan Yuan on the bed, pressed it down, and kissed it fiercely.

After some grinding, the house is full of spring, which makes people want to stop.

Dozens of minutes later, a long wheezing sound came from Hai Kui's mouth, Hai Kui hugged Yuan Yuan tightly, and a slight tingling pain came from his back, "What are you doing?" Hai Kui frowned slightly, but didn't blame her.

"Look at you're still not mortal. Yuan Yuan looked at the few blood marks that appeared on Haikui's back, and was a little distressed, "You don't even resist." ”