Chapter 10: Cuckolds
"I don't understand!" An Ping wanted to refute the sentence at the beginning of Nanmen Wumang, but when he saw that he couldn't interject, he had to swallow back. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info Guangzong is not stupid, because Guangzong has not confiscated his apprentice at all!
"Alas...... I can't teach you, I'm a stupid master! You can bring a pen and paper, I'll draw a picture for you, and you can go back and practice according to it for a month and come back to see me. ”
"Nope. An Ping wanted to say who was okay to take a pen and paper on the road, and he was not a showman.
"Alas......" Nanmen Wumang sighed again, caught a glimpse of the dagger on An Ping's waist, pulled it out, and said when he saw the dagger: "Blood dagger! Boy, how can you have such a treasure at such a young age......! It looks like you're not small. ”
"Second Master, my name is not called Kid, my name is Anping. An Ping was very angry at Nanmen Wumang for casually touching the things on his body, but he didn't dare to offend him.
Ignoring An Ping's face, Nanmen Wumang walked to a tree, cut off a piece of bark with a dagger, and then carved a picture on the bark to mark the movements of his hands and feet.
An Ping sat on the stone and wiped his tears, in the past, he could learn everything his parents asked him to learn, even the literacy was stolen from the school, and even better than the big dog brother who went to school in the neighbor's serious school, why is it so bad to learn kung fu now! In front of Nanmen Wumang, he was so inferior that he could hardly raise his head.
"Okay, you just practice according to this diagram, if you still can't learn after a month, I Nanmen Wumang will not teach anyone kung fu in this life!" Nanmen Wumang handed the bark and dagger to An Ping.
"You ......" An Ping was ridiculed by this and burst into tears. What does it mean not to teach kung fu in this life, does this mean that he is stupid enough to make people lose their confidence in accepting apprentices!
"Children are so annoying, they only know how to cry!" Wumang snorted at the south gate, ignored Anping, and walked towards the outside of the forest.
"Master Nanmen, I've found you!" Qiao Yang held a bun of buns and blocked the way of Nanmen Wumang.
The south gate received it unceremoniously and sat down in the forest to eat. Qiao Yang saw An Ping but turned a blind eye, and happily circled around the south gate. An Ping was also hungry at this time, walked over, picked up two buns from Nanmen Wumang's arms and ate them, and Nanmen Wumang let him go.
"Sister Xiao Yang, that fat man didn't chase after you. An Ping remembered the fat white man sitting on a horse and wielding a whip.
"Little loach, you've made a big mistake, that little fat man is the current prince, and his people are searching for you everywhere!"
"Too ...... Prince, that's not a dead death!" An Ping felt a chill in his heart.
"Don't worry, the person the prince is looking for is me, not you, which onion are you. "There is no mangdao at the south gate.
An Ping was right to think about it, it wasn't him who offended the prince at that time. The so-called injustice has a head, and the debtor has the owner.
"Master Nanmen, what kung fu are you going to teach me?" Qiao Yang stepped forward.
"Fish escape. ”
An Ping grinned, this south gate is really trouble-free, and the kung fu of teaching people is not changed.
"Wow, teach me quickly. Qiao Yang jumped up.
"Well, you see. Nanmen Wumang got up and practiced again, Qiao Yang was gesturing beside him, but he looked good.
"Is this kung fu used to escape, I like this!" Qiao Yang's comprehension is extraordinary.
An Ping watched the movements of the two of them almost without any difference, and he was sad again.
"Well, you have mastered it very well, go back and practice hard, and you will be able to learn it in half a month. Wu Mang at the south gate didn't look at An Ping, picked up the uneaten buns on the stone, and walked out of the woods.
An Ping had a dark face and sat on the stone without saying a word.
"I'm really lucky to meet Master Nanmen today!" Qiao Yang gestured to the fish escape he had just learned, and when he saw An Ping's tears, he remembered his existence, "An Ping, you should learn along, Master Nanmen is a rare encounter in a thousand years." ”
An Ping wanted to tell Qiao Yang that he had already taught him, but unfortunately his qualifications were dull, and he didn't look good no matter how he learned, and the words went down to his throat again, if he admitted it, Guang Zong, the master, would also be in the soup, maybe Qiao Yang wouldn't even teach him the Qi Technique, he had to hide it!
"Why do you call him Master, is he very powerful? Also, why is it a once-in-a-millennium event, he is not very old. An Ping asked.
It is said that he is already invincible in the world at the age of ten, and he has no master or sect, and all the kung fu is created by him, which is simply a god! Master Nanmen walks the rivers and lakes, and when he sees people with superior qualifications, he can't help but want to teach each other kung fu, and it is a very glorious thing to be favored by Master Nanmen! So far, there are no more than ten people who have been instructed by Master Nanmen, and those people are all very good at martial arts, and they can eat all over the world with one move!"
He ...... Will you look away?"
"Sister, do you doubt my qualifications, or do you doubt the vision of Master Nanmen?"
"Oh...... No, I didn't mean that, my sister is very intelligent, Master Nanmen has a unique eye, I mean...... Could he be dizzy from hunger and walk away all at once......"
"Anping, you have something to say, Master Nanmen didn't teach you, you feel uncomfortable?"
"Sister, I didn't mean that, I really didn't mean that, woo woo ......" An Ping didn't mean anything, full of grievances.
"I'm not boasting, my grandfather and my mother all praise me for my good qualifications, but I'm too lazy to learn, so Master Nanmen's vision is definitely not wrong! Okay, don't be sad, it's a big deal that I will teach you after I learn to escape!" Qiao Yang comforted.
"Wow. An Ping reluctantly squeezed out a smile and hugged the bark in his arms, thinking that he must not be seen by Qiao Yang, otherwise he would be laughed at by her.
"You have to change your clothes, the prince's people are still looking for you and Master Nanmen everywhere on the street. Qiao Yang said and threw An Ping a new set of clothes and a new pair of boots, An Ping noticed that Qiao Yang was carrying a package, which was originally prepared for him, and couldn't help but feel warm, this sister thought so well for him!
When An Ping changed clothes, Qiao Yang was still practicing her fish escape, An Ping breathed a sigh of relief, and he quickly hid the bark.
After putting on the new boots, An Ping's whole person was a lot taller, almost on a par with Qiao Yang, and he couldn't help but sigh.
"This is called Gongzi boots, it is the original creation of the boot king of this city, but I promised a hundred taels of gold before I am willing to be with me! Little loach, you are taller and more handsome!" Qiao Yang retied his hair for An Ping and looked him up and down, "In a few years, it should be no worse than Master Nanmen! Okay, let's remove the nose building." There is a bamboo forest in the backyard of the nose building, where the environment is good, and you can practice with confidence. My old arms and legs haven't moved for several years, and now that I'm practicing, I really can't hold it back. ”
An Ping followed him to the nose building, but at this time he was walking on the road but attracted a lot of attention, it turned out that Qiao Yang had been holding his hand, and the description was very ambiguous. Qiao Yang didn't take it to heart, others like to watch it or not, but An Ping was very unaccustomed to it, and wanted to break Qiao Yang's hand, Qiao Yang seemed to do it on purpose, but grabbed him tighter. An Ping had a bitter face, and he didn't dare to offend her.
was walking, and a group of young men came over, and there was Lou Sudui in it, Qiao Yang pretended not to see it, and An Ping also wanted to pretend not to see it, so he turned his head.
"Xiao Lou, isn't that your mother-in-law?" someone said to Lou Su Duan.
"Haha, Young Master Lou, you are wearing a green hat, your mother-in-law is making love with the little white face in front of you in broad daylight, that little hand is holding it, honey and sweet!"
The man sang a tune in his voice behind him, and there was a burst of laughter.
Lou Sudui's face was very embarrassed, their words were very loud, of course Qiao Yang and An Ping heard it, but their hands were still tightly held together, and Lou Sudu's nose burned two fires.
"Qiao Yang, you are really excessive! I'll tell you now, I'm going to cancel the marriage contract with Lou Sudui, and you are not qualified to be our Lou family's daughter-in-law!" Lou Sudui pointed at Qiao Yang angrily.
"Okay, since you've decided, don't regret it!" Qiao Yang had a look of begging.
"You...... Stinky and shameless woman!" Lou Suwan snorted fiercely.
"Bah, bah!" the teenagers who were with Lou Sudui spat at the same time.
Qiao Yang pulled An Ping to hide far away, but still grabbed An Ping's hand and didn't let go, Lou Su was so angry that he jumped to his feet, and Qiao Yang laughed more and more arrogantly.
An Ping felt strange in his heart, Lou Sudui obviously regarded him as Qiao Yang's own brother, what kind of madness was he doing!
Turning a street corner, An Ping withdrew his hand, Qiao Yang smiled, and An Ping laughed awkwardly. He thinks about the world of the rich, and he can't understand it.
"Get out of the way, the prince is out on patrol, get out of the way!" a familiar shout.
An Ping looked over, and there was a group of samurai and a big horse on the other side of the street, and a fat man was waving a horsewhip, whirring in the wind.
Hell, this damn prince is still on patrol! An Ping hurriedly hid on a street corner, but Qiao Yang stood on the side of the street and looked at the prince's team with interest, An Ping called her She didn't hear it.
The prince's horse was getting closer and closer, the pedestrians on both sides were running early, and the bustling street was empty of people in a blink of an eye, except for Qiao Yang.
At this time, a gust of wind blew, Qiao Yang's hair and skirt fluttered, and the lonely shadow was independent, proudly out of the dust, what a beautiful picture! Could it be that Qiao Yang wanted to ** the prince? This is also too beautiful, that Lou Su Du gave up such a big beauty, and he is estimated to cry to death when he returns home! An Ping thought to himself.
It's a pity that the prince turned out to be a person who didn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, his whip mercilessly smashed his head at Qiao Yang, the corners of Qiao Yang's mouth were crooked, his heart came just right, his feet slipped, and his upper body squatted down, which was able to avoid the whip.
"Mom, genius!" An Ping was about to kneel down and worship, Qiao Yang's move was clearly the fish escape that Wumang taught him at the South Gate not long ago.
Immediately, the prince missed the whip, very surprised, a fat face trembled up and down, the whip just passed and did not wait for the whip to return, but actually smashed towards Qiao Yang with a backhand, although it was a backhand whip, with An Ping, a layman, he also saw the strength of that whip, and he used ten percent of the strength!
Qiao Yang didn't dare to underestimate this time, and secretly took a breath, the whip was about to approach, he suddenly turned his whole person up, the whip passed, and he happened to fall to the ground, the posture was fast and graceful, which made people surprised by the elegance of the vertical and falling.
"Hmph!" The prince on the horse was very unwilling, the whip withdrew from his hand, babbled, exerted enough strength again, and swung the whip out again, this time the angle of the whip was not swept or smashed in the air, but thrown obliquely, just like the water sleeve of the play, and the whip went towards Qiao Yang's door in a strange and inscrutable arc.