My name is Hou Xiaohou, twenty-eight this year, occupation, unemployed vagrant, hobby, idle. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Fatherless and motherless, he grew up in an orphanage.

Hou Xiaohou's name was given to me by the aunt in the orphanage.

The night of Valentine's Day.

The young couples on the road talked and laughed.

But I felt inexplicably uncomfortable and jealous.

Because I drank a lot of alcohol, my mind was a little foggy.

Shaking his body, he found the telephone pole and vomited violently.

When he looked up, he saw a young man and a woman sneaking into the woods.

"Huh?"

"Ahh Oooh!"

The sound of ecstasy...

Yin and Yang double cultivation?

I remember that I was twenty-eight years old, and I was still a boy.

It became more and more uncomfortable and jealous.

I picked up the bricks on the ground by surprise, and I sneaked over and knocked out the man who was on the rise.

Sneered: "Change me!"

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I didn't even see the woman's face, nor did I notice her look of astonishment.

Just as I was about to take off my pants, the wind and thunder moved, and two thick arcs of electricity split down.

Impartially, it struck right on my head.

"Click!" I felt a roar in my head, and the man broke off the ground and flew slowly.

I looked down in disbelief as I looked farther and farther away from the earth.

Look at my slashed body.

I finally understood that I had been struck to death by thunder, and my soul was slowly ascending to heaven.

I don't know what to say anymore, if you're dead, you're dead, and it's not interesting to be alive anyway......

I don't know how long it took for me to come to the entrance of the dark vortex.

In front of the eerie black passage, the bull-headed horse face held a golden steel whip and shouted loudly.

"Hurry up!"

One of the souls in front of me apparently didn't believe he was dead.

He shouted excitedly: "Lao Tzu is the prince, this king... Fork your uncle... You can't do this to me!"

The bull head and horse face slammed the golden steel whip in his hand on the prince's body as if he were looking at a beast.

The soul of the prince was thinner by several layers, and he didn't dare to scream anymore.

I wanted to ask a few questions.

But I saw the fate of the prince.

I didn't dare to speak again.

The prince was beaten so badly.

What's more, I'm a little person who is not even as good as a dog?

I thought to myself.

It was my turn to enter the pitch black passage.

The black-faced judge loudly announced: "Hou Xiaohou, in the twenty-first century, the Chinese people ......"

"Death, attempted to force a fork, the crime is added to the first degree, and the reincarnation of the beast!"

It was like a prisoner trying to push me into the dark passage.

I've read quite a few mythological novels.

The judge also said reincarnation.

I think this is the so-called reincarnation channel.

I was so nervous.

The judge said he was going to throw me into the beast path.

I'm used to being a human being, and I don't want to be a brute.

Especially when I think that I will be slaughtered as a beast and have no autonomy, I am terrified.

But if you are reincarnated as a big bird, maybe it is not bad, and an eagle is not bad.

I longed to fly, but reality kept me from spreading my wings.

So I think if you want to be a beast, it's better to be a big bird.

Then I can soar to my heart's content.

But the judge's next sentence made me feel like I was struck by lightning: "Hou Xiaohou! Reincarnate, wild boar!"

My expression suddenly ached.

I know that when a wild boar is chased every day, I have to find a way to avoid the hunters at all times.

I was terrified: "I don't want to be a pig!"

The bull head and horse face, holding the Vajra whip high, whether I want it or not, pushed me to the pig road.

I felt like my life was going to end.

After reincarnation, life becomes even more gloomy than in previous lives.

I struggled desperately, as if God had mercy on me, and the reincarnation passage suddenly shook with a bang.

An old man in a black coat, a black hat, a pestle, and a black crutch... Airborne in the reincarnation passage.

The old man grinned and smiled grimly: "If you come, you can't kill me." ”

The huge earthquake of the reincarnation passage caused a slight deviation from the trajectory of fate.

I was supposed to be reincarnated as a pig, but I don't know where I was reincarnated......

I want to thank that old black man, who gave me a life that wasn't a pig.

I tried hard to remember the image of the old man.

I don't know how long it took.

There was a strange chirp in my ears.

But then there was another loud bang!

The strange chirping sound became more and more intense.

"Look, its hair is blown up, it's popping out of the stone!"

"Its eyes are so clear, its eyes are golden, its appearance is so handsome, its tail is like steel!"

A spirit monkey popped out of a crack in the stone, looking at everything around him with a blank expression.

But soon it jumped up the tree, picked a few bananas and ate them.

The ones who are chattering are also monkeys.

The monkeys scratched their heads and couldn't understand why the monkey had jumped out of the rocks.

I also tried to open my eyes.

A red monkey face was looking at me.

It held several bananas in its hand, handed me one, and squeaked, "Eat the banana." ”

I felt a sharp pain in my head.

Memories of my past life engulfed my sanity like a flood.

I looked at my body, all black hair, slender and slender hairy palms, and I became a monkey.

I finally understood that I was not reincarnated as a pig, and I was reincarnated as a black monkey.

When the monkeys saw that I was awake, they squeaked again.

"It's weird! It fell from the sky. ”

"It's strange, it's all black!"

"It's strange that its eyes are all black!"

"It's strange, one pops out of a crack in the stone, the other falls from the sky!"

Huaguo Mountain... Two new monkeys have been added.

One is a spirit monkey and one is a black monkey, one jumped out of a rock, and the other fell from the sky.

The stone monkey also came over and stared at me for a while, and then stretched out a pair of dirty monkey paws.

I hesitated, and finally timidly reached out my black paw and shook it with its dirty claws.

The stone monkey happily rewarded me with an oversized banana.

I want to cry.

But I still took the banana and ate it slowly.

When the monkeys saw my paws holding with the stone monkeys, they jumped up for joy.

The old monkey looked up to the sky and prayed: "Stone monkeys from the sky, black monkeys from the sky, God bless me Huaguo Mountain......"

Half a month later.

I tried hard to learn to run, I tried hard to learn to climb trees, I tried hard to learn to jump......

Although I was wronged, I still had to live.

In my previous life, I was a human being, a living person, and I looked like a dog.

In this life, I am a monkey, and I want to live like a monkey.