"Your sister, you are sick, what kind of bad gambling is this? The rabbit still doesn't eat the grass next to the nest, why are you staring at me?" Mo Wen said angrily.

"I'm already sick," Ji Lingjia pouted, unaware of her sharp sister's shape, and said in a good feeling, "If you were my buddy, then of course I wouldn't beat her up, friends and wives can't be bullied, I still know this." ”

"Why am I not your buddy anymore, I treat you and play with you, I almost risked my life to save you when I saw your braids, but I didn't expect you to cross the river and tear down the bridge. ”

"But I'm dizzy now, you don't want to carry me, what a good buddy. "Ji Lingjia seems to have become another person, no, it should be Ji Lingjia and the pure masters who have combined and transformed into little monsters.

"Damn, you're ruthless, can't I carry it?" Mo Wen almost fell down, and his messy nerves couldn't tell whether it was Ji Lingjia standing in front of him, or that shameless pure man.

"But let's say it first, in addition to Liu Rumeng, Yueyue is also my daughter-in-law, and you are not allowed to beat her. Mo said with a warning.

"Wow, Sister Yu, if you don't say it, I forgot, Sister Yueyue is really the best among women, and Qi Jie, that figure is tsk" Ji Lingjia wiped her saliva.

"Damn, do you want me to kill people?" Mo Wen said with a dark face.

"Oh, okay, okay, don't I just envy it, you're good at everything, but you're too unconfident. ”

"Damn, it's not that I'm not confident, it's that you're not confident, in case you overlord is the bow, or relying on yourself to be a woman, take the opportunity to rub oil, wouldn't I be very embarrassed?"

"You don't even believe in your own woman, who else can you trust?" Ji Lingjia pouted.

Mo Wen's body stiffened, and an unintentional sentence seemed to say to the depths of his heart, Mo Wen is a person who is difficult to believe in people, although he has been integrated into society for so long, but the memory of Kunlun Mountain is engraved in his heart, which cannot be erased, the resistance to the world, the curiosity and fear of human beings outside, and the memories of his childhood also torture his nerves from time to time.

Mo Wen likes to be with children, because the world of children is full of innocence, and there is no deception there, so with Ye Xiaoxing, he will become very relaxed.

"What's the matter, can't you get up?" Mo Wen bent over, with a hard-working and uncomplaining expression.

"It's a must-drop. Ji Lingjia didn't have the slightest sympathy for the patient's public morality, and a rabbit jumped onto Mo Wen's back, almost making the latter lie on the ground.

"What kind of sin have I created?" Mo asked, weeping bitterly in the depths of his heart.

Reaching out to support Ji Lingjia's round buttocks, Mo Wen was stunned for a moment, it feels really good, ahhh

"By the way, your little star is so cute, I dare to say, she must be a peerless beauty when she grows up. The silent Ji Lingjia suddenly interjected.

"Damn, I'm going to die with you. Mo Wen, who had just calmed down a little, almost blew himself up when he heard the words.

"Don't, I don't want to die, I still have a great youth, and the hearts of thousands of girls will throb because of me, how can I die?" said Ji Lingjia.

Mo Wen was completely defeated, and walked down step by step, not even caring about the secret guards guarding the surroundings, and he must take care of this goods in the future, even the children will not let go, it is too cruel, yes, you must watch her, it is a big deal to die with her, and she can't let her give us the whole green oil.

Mo Wen, who was in a tangle, didn't find it, Ji Lingjia on his back was silent, leaned his head on Mo Wen's back, quietly, like a wounded lamb frozen in the cold, deliberately looking for something to warm himself.

Back at home, everyone finally put their minds at ease, but they couldn't help but be scorched by Mo Wen and Ji Lingjia's appearance, Ji Lingjia is a little better, although she is unkempt, although it is the princess who goes out and the village woman who comes back, but it is at least normal.

As for Mo Wen, how can he describe it as miserable, because he used himself to directly lead down the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, his whole body was mottled by electricity, his dark face was furious, and his clothes became beggar's clothes, and he was struck out of a honeycomb-like hole by lightning, and the hollow suit was no different, and he carried Ji Lingjia all the way on his back, and he was what he was like if he was tired of the dog.

Don't ask the grievance in my heart, Lao Tzu is going to save someone's life, not only picking up a trouble, but also making himself tired like a dog, and he hasn't settled down yet.

"Why did it come out of the white father, but the black father came back?" asked Ye Xiaoxing, who was sleeping in a daze.

Mo Wen could only wash his face with tears, this was destined to be a night of Sao Bao.

"Yueyue, why don't you wash with me, okay?" Back in the room, Mo Wen's weak little body was like a fully charged motor, and he smiled cheaply.

"I don't want it. Ye Xiaoyue couldn't cry or laugh, she didn't know who Lu Dao was just now, she was panting when she walked, but this would be like a beast that had been locked up for three years and chose people to devour.

"Yue, you are so ruthless, you see how I have been tortured, you don't even agree to this request. "Don't ask the scoundrel and pretend to be pitiful.

"I can only help you wash. Ye Xiaoyue gritted her teeth helplessly and said.

Although Mo Wen and Ye Xiaoyue have already met frankly, they are very shy about bathing, it seems that in Ye Xiaoyue's heart, bathing together is a difficult thing, she just wants to show her best side in front of Mo Wen.

"Okay, okay, help me wash it. Mo Wen nodded his head vigorously, this is another big step in the long march.

After putting the water away, Ye Xiaoyue took the initiative to help Mo Wen take off his hollow outfit with a red face, and Mo Wen simply played a scoundrel, and he had a lot of clothes to reach out for food and open his mouth.

"Ah, it's comfortable, it's comfortable. Mo Wen was lying in the bathtub with a smile on his face, enjoying the emperor-level treatment of a beautiful woman's bath.

Ye Xiaoyue was finally amused by Mo Wen's coquettish appearance, at this time he was more like a child.

"Moon, let me ask you a question. Mo Wen picked up a towel and wiped it on his face.

"What?" Ye Xiaoyue asked while rubbing Mo Wen's back.

"What is the royal sister?" Mo Wen finally asked the question he had been thinking about all the way.

"Where did you hear that?" Ye Xiaoyue's hand stopped.

Mo Wen didn't feel anything: "It's not Ji Lingjia's stupid girl, what are you the royal sister, I'm so happy." ”

"You even talked about this?" Ye Xiaoyue couldn't see any joy or anger on her face.

"Hey, don't mention it, I also talked about some heavy tastes, do you want to listen to it?" Even Lily talked about it, isn't it still a heavy taste?

"Ouch" was caught off guard, Mo Wen's ears were pinched in Ye Xiaoyue's hands, although it didn't hurt very much, but at least it had to cooperate.

"Don't ask, you villain, why don't you learn well?" Ye Xiaoyue bent down and glared at Mo angrily.

Wow, it's so big and white, although I've seen the whole picture countless times, but this kind of vision is the first time, Mo Wen couldn't help but be stunned, and his little eyes looked straight up.

Ye Xiaoyue looked down at Mo Wen's line of sight, and couldn't help blushing, just now in order to make it easier for Mo Wen to take a bath, or if she had other thoughts, Ye Xiaoyue changed into loose pajamas, and she only wore one pajamas, which she usually couldn't see, and she was all exposed as soon as she bent over.

"You, you're really angry with me, I'll accompany Xiaoxing, you wash it yourself. Ye Xiaoyue suddenly got up and ran out.

Mo Wen shook his confused head.

"What's going on?"

"Hey, Yue, you misunderstood, that stupid girl likes women, and I am an opponent with her, not a fellow believer. ”

Mo Wen glanced down at the dragon that was ready to attack in the water, and immediately got into the water with a bitter face, I damn it, everything is not suitable today, only the egg hurts.

On the benches in the pavilion, a pair of mandarin ducks flirted and scolded, and some kissed as if no one was around, while those lonely passers-by were wearing thick glasses, holding thick books, wearing thick late autumn clothes, low their heads, and thick steps, exuding thick resentment

"Hey, the world is going down. An old pedantic young man sighed deeply, only to see this young man, wearing old work clothes, holding a teaching rod in his right hand, and holding a few heavy books in his left hand, seeing the pair on campus, he couldn't help but hold his flat glasses, shook his head jealously and said.

Liu Suifeng almost vomited blood: "Hey, cousin, where did you get this outfit?"

Mo asked himself to examine it: "Yes, this is what I asked your sister to buy for me, isn't it very temperamental?"

"I'm dizzy, cousin, what age is this, you are still dressed in the sixties of the last century, and I don't know how to think you are here. ”

"I feel good, I've seen those old pedants on TV show dressed like this. Mo said that he felt good about himself.

"What TV series?"

"The Days I Went to the Mountains and the Countryside", as well as "The Love of Educated Youth and Village Girl Xiaohua", the old professor in it is basically the same as what I am wearing now. Mo asked the truth and said.

"I'm. Liu Suifeng couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

"By the way, how did the diploma you said go to me, isn't there an interview right away?"

"What kind of interview, report it directly, get a work permit, even if you are employed, there is a physical education class this morning. Liu Suifeng said and opened the document bag in his hand, "As for the diploma, this is more difficult to do." ”

"I know this a little bit, it's really too difficult to get a diploma with a resume. Mo Wen nodded deeply, "Just get me a junior college or something." ”

"I'm not talking about this," Liu Suifeng took out a bunch of documents with a bitter face, "Look at this, don't ask, Harvard University Ph.D. in Economics and Management, as well as this Cambridge University Master of Anthropology, and Boston University Graduate School of Law, these three schools have the same fucking admission time." ”

"What's wrong with that?" Mo asked, confused.

"Can a person take classes in three schools at the same time? or three schools that are thousands of miles apart, even if they are on a plane, they can't catch up. Liu said angrily with the wind.

"Uh, it seems like this, so what should I do?"

"I can only choose one from it, I really served that pig-headed dick, didn't I just let him make a diploma a little awesome, and he made such a childish mistake. Liu said with hatred in the wind.

"Thanks to the mistake, otherwise it's too awesome, three different schools, three different majors, all of them are all research monks and doctors, you really think Lao Tzu is a shemale. Mo Wen pursed his lips and said.

"Yes," Liu Suifeng was stunned, "Then which cousin to choose?"

"Don't choose any of them, Lao Tzu doesn't want those foreigners' diplomas, just find a domestic primary school. Mo Wen shook his head and said.

"I'm dizzy, boss, you haven't figured out the situation yet, where is this? Jingcheng University, if you get a diploma from a university squatting at home, are you embarrassed to come here to teach? At the very least, you have to get a diploma that can live in town," Liu Suifeng said and flipped through the documents, "That's it." ”

"What?"

"Doctoral supervisor of the Department of Linguistics of Fudan University, teaching for three years, there are pictures and truths. Liu Suifeng pointed to the photo above and said.

"Damn, when have I been anywhere, and I'm still wearing a black robe, is this me?" Mo Wen asked in surprise.

"Except for the face that is you, the others are pasted, you won't even know the way of PS, don't worry, I did it by a professional, and even he can't test it out if it's fake. Liu replied with the wind.

"Damn, it's really amazing, then can you let him put my face on Brother Rulai's face, or the Jade Emperor's face, and then make a photo album, and flip through it in the middle of the night, how cool is it?" Mo Wen said with drooling.

"No problem. "Willow felt a chill with the wind.