"Didn't you say you'd go to Shanghai?" Yu Lu said in amazement. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The foreman glanced back at Yu Lu, who had been on the road all the way, and explained: "We have to transfer trains from Urumqi to Shanghai." ”

Yu Lu hurriedly said embarrassedly when he heard this: "I'm sorry, uncle, it's all my fault for being too anxious, it's okay, you continue to sleep, I'll go to the toilet." ”

The foreman nodded when he heard this, and didn't care about Yu Lu going to the toilet, at first the foreman was quite nervous, Yu Lu noticed that something was wrong, and called the police or something, but through later understanding, the foreman found that the guy in front of him was not a simple road idiot, but the kind of road idiot who couldn't tell the difference between Mars and the earth at all・・・・・・

Yu Lu stood up and walked to the bathroom, but found that there was already a long queue in front of the bathroom, although he was in a hurry, he had to follow the queue, and he sat down unceremoniously when he saw that there was an empty seat next to him.

The young man with glasses sitting opposite Yu Lu noticed that someone was sitting down, his eyes left the book in front of him, he glanced at Yu Lu indifferently, and said, "Someone." ”

Yu Lu smiled: "Oh, do it, I'll get up immediately when I come back." ”

"Hmm. After a brief answer, the young man continued to look at the books.

Feeling the pressure on his bladder gradually increase, Yu Lu twisted his body, and even his face turned slightly red.

The young man noticed Yu Lu's actions, raised his head and asked coldly, "What's wrong?"

Yu Lu twisted his body, heard the young man's question, and forcibly put on a smile and said, "It's okay, it's okay, it's just that you look very handsome and shy." ”

The young man in glasses stopped talking and continued to look down at the books.

Yu Lu felt the pressure on his bladder increasing, and felt that he needed to do something to divert his attention in order to reduce his pressure, and looked at the young man with glasses in front of him who was concentrating on the book and asked, "Hello, my name is Yu Lu, what is your name?"

The young man didn't look up and returned: "Xiao Shuo." ”

"Ah, Xiao Shuo, where are you going?"

"Urumqi. ”

"What's so good about Urumqi, what are you doing there?"

"Archaeology. After Xiao Shuo finished speaking, he raised his head and looked at Yu Lu, and asked, "This train is going to Urumqi, since there is nothing good, what are you doing sitting here?"

Yu Lu said proudly: "Of course I won't go to a place like Urumqi that I have never heard of, I want to transfer to Shanghai in Urumqi!"

When Xiao Shuo heard this, he looked at Yu Lu in front of him and said calmly: "I'm from Shanghai." ”

"Really, wow, Shanghai is an international metropolis, what are you doing here from Shanghai? What is a better place in Urumqi than Shanghai?"

"There is a desert in Urumqi, I came here with my teacher for archaeology, and you said you want to go to Urumqi to transfer to Shanghai?" asked Xiao Shuo.

"yes!"

"Where was your last stop?"

"Lanzhou!"

"What about another stop?"

"Xi'an!"

"You said you were going to Shanghai?"

"yes. ”

"Oh, what are you doing in Shanghai?"

Yu Lu said excitedly: "Part-time job, Shanghai is an international metropolis, I heard about it when I was in the UK, there is the Oriental Pearl Tower, there is Shanghai Beach and ・・・・・・."

Xiao Shuo stopped talking, continued to lower his head and looked at the book, Yu Lu was about to continue talking, but was patted on the shoulder by a kind old man with gray hair and said, "Young man, are you waiting in line for the toilet here?"

Yu Lu nodded and said, "Yes." ”

The old man smiled and said to Xiao Shuo: "Xiao Shuo, I saw you two talking and laughing when I came out of the toilet just now, and I have never seen you talk so much to other people." ”

Xiao Shuo raised his head and looked at the old man, and said flatly, "Care about mentally handicapped children." ”

The old man was stunned for a moment, and before he could ease up, Yu Lu said angrily: "Hey, hey, you are paralyzed, who are you mentally retarded?"

"Say you. Xiao Shuo looked at Yu Lu indifferently.

Yu Lu was immediately annoyed, anyone who was inexplicably scolded for being mentally retarded would not be happy, reached out and grabbed Xiao Shuo's collar and said angrily: "You say it again?!"

"Retarded. ”

"I'm rubbing ・・・・・・ you're forcing the Fa Ye to use force!"

The old man watched Yu Lu stretch out his fist and was about to hit Xiao Shuo, and hurriedly pressed Yu Lu to mediate: "Young people have something to say, don't use violence to solve the problem at every turn." ”

Yu Lu was held by the old man, and it was not good to continue to beat people, not because he didn't want to fight, but because he was afraid that his movements would be too large and he would accidentally hurt this kind old man.

"Grandpa, it's not that I'm going to do it, you can see it, this facial paralysis scolds me for being mentally retarded!" Yu Lu said angrily.

The old man held down Yu Lu and asked Xiao Shuo: "Xiao Shuo, tell me what's going on, you are not the kind of person who takes the initiative to cause trouble." ”

Xiao Shuo heard the old man's inquiry, straightened his clothes and said flatly: "He was abducted." ”

"it, you speak clearly, who has been abducted, your whole family has been abducted!" Yu Lu said angrily.

"Abducted?" the old man knew that Xiao Shuo was not the kind of person who opened his mouth, and hurriedly asked nervously.

"Hmm. Xiao Shuo replied flatly.

Without waiting for Yu Lu to scold again, the old man asked nervously, "Young man, where are you going?"

"I, I'm going to Shanghai!" Yu Lu was stunned for a moment and replied.

The other passengers who were watching suddenly exploded and began to discuss.

The old man continued, "Where did you come from?"

"I ・・・・・・ I went from Xi'an, through Lanzhou, and when I arrived in Urumqi, I was ready to transfer to Shanghai. ”

"Damn, retarded. ”

"Intellectual retardation, intellectual disability. ”

"Brain-dead. ”

The onlookers scolded one after another, speechless about Yu Lu's experience.

Feeling the discussion of everyone around him, Yu Lu had an ominous premonition, just like when he was in the magic academy before, learning to ride a broomstick, the same as the ominous premonition before riding, every time he rode a broomstick, he would fall without warning as soon as he rose three meters, and Yu Lu trusted this premonition very much in the long run.

Yu Lu asked the old man with some uncertainty: "Grandpa・・・・・・ are you saying that I was abducted to Urumqi?"

The old man looked at Yu Lu, as if he was afraid of irritating the young man in front of him, who was just about to arrive in Shanghai, and after hesitating for a moment, he explained: "Shanghai is in the east of China, and you are driving west on a train now, young man, have you ever seen anyone change trains from the middle of the journey all the way to the west, and then turn to the east?"

Yu Lu woke up suddenly and exclaimed, "Grandpa, are you saying that I'm not going to Shanghai now, I'm going in the opposite direction to Shanghai?"

"Yes・・・・・・"

"beast, you dare to tease the master, I will kill you!"

Yu Lu, who knew the truth thoroughly, got up angrily and didn't care about going to the toilet, turned around and ran towards the carriage where the foreman was.

The old man shouted from behind: "Don't be impulsive, young man, we have to call the police first!"

"The Fa Ye wants to kill them!" Yu Lu listened to the persuasion, and angrily rushed into the carriage where the foreman was.