Chapter 228: The Water of the Yellow River Comes from the Sky

"Brother Yu, listen to me, the Tianluo Conference will be like this in the future, it will definitely become more and more lively every year!"

Watching the dancers dance hotly on the Tianluo chessboard, Yan Chu showed a social smile with a man's logo.

Qianji Yuge glanced at Yan Chu: "If you really follow what you said, invite these dancing girls every year, I'm afraid that our Tianluo Conference in Tianshui Prefecture will soon be banned." ”

"Isn't it like that, are you all so conservative?"

"The Tianluo Conference is a formal occasion, if it weren't for your wholly-owned investment this time, how could I be so messy?" Qianji Yuge said helplessly.

Just when the dancers were at their climax, someone suddenly flew into the Tianluo chessboard and interrupted the dancers' dance.

Everyone was immediately disappointed, and wanted to drive the guy who interrupted the dance away, but after seeing the man's appearance clearly, everyone kept silent again.

"Everyone, it's rare for everyone to be so elegant, why don't you let Kou recite a poem?" Kou Nanguo said cheekily.

"Tut-tut, the so-called people are nothing more than a group of people who sell their fame and reputation, the real sages, if they are all like Kou Nanguo, the Dongze Divine Kingdom will be finished. Yan Chu complained mercilessly.

Qianji Yuge's face changed, and he hurriedly covered Yan Chu's mouth: "Don't say this kind of thing in the future, if others hear it, you will pull your pigtails." ”

"What are you afraid of?"

Yan Chu smiled in his heart, Qi Han is in his own sect, he didn't say anything, what's so scary?

Qianji Yuge said angrily: "Anyway, this is for your good!"

Everyone who was disturbed by Yaxing, although they were dissatisfied and didn't want to listen to Kou Nanguo's poetry at all, they still cared about Kou Nanguo's identity, so they could only cater to a few voices.

Kou Nanguo suddenly laughed from ear to ear, and chanted a few nonsense poems on the spot.

Seeing everyone's reaction, Kou Nanguo stayed on the field and didn't leave, so he had to come to a "seven-step poem".

Even when Qianji Yuge heard it, he couldn't help but say: "The poems he wrote are not very good." ”

"You still know poetry?"

"Why don't I understand?" said Qianji Yuge, "I also have a favorite poet." ”

Yan Chu suddenly became interested: "What poet? What poems did you compose? You say it, I'll listen to it?"

Qianji Yuge chanted:

"During the Qingming Festival, it rained a lot, and the pedestrians on the road wanted to break their souls. By asking where the restaurant is, the road nursery rhyme refers to Xinghua Village. ”

"The flowers are becoming more and more charming, and the asakusa can have no horseshoe. The favorite lake is not enough to go east, and the white sand embankment in the green poplar shade. ”

"The light rain in the sky street is as moist as a crisp, and the grass color is close but there is nothing. It is the most beneficial spring of the year, and it is absolutely better than the smoke and willows in the imperial capital. ”

"What's the matter, this is a poet named Li Gongzi who has recently exploded, how talented the poems he has made! It's a pity that this Li Gongzi is very mysterious, no one knows who he is, and he hasn't had any new works recently, it's really worrying!"

Yan Chu: "......"

What a deal!

Isn't it the poem I chanted to Li Zeyang last time? ?

This kid actually plagiarized his own verses and went outside to pretend to be chic!

Yan Chu immediately turned his head, but Li Zeyang had already smelled the danger and didn't know where to run for refuge.

"Xiao Qiang, Shen Wen, Zhou Qi, Han," Yan Chu said to them, "do me a favor, wait for Zeyang to come back, arrest him and Aruba once, if he dares to resist, you will say that the head of the house let him do it, let him weigh it in his own heart." ”

The four of them looked at each other and smiled, agreeing without hesitation.

On the Tianluo chessboard, Kou Nanguo became more and more energetic, and he didn't even want to come down.

Everyone listened to the collective sleepiness, and many people dispersed.

Even Gongsun Yi couldn't help but say to Gongsun Tonghai: "Am I so annoying before?"

Gongsun Yi used to always like to pull others to look at his paintings, but now that he sees Kou Nanguo, Gongsun Yi knows how disliked he was before.

But where did Gongsun Tonghai dare to nod.

Just when everyone was irritable, another figure appeared on the Tianluo chessboard.

Is it Yan Chu??

I saw Yan Chu holding a cup of chrysanthemum tea, came to Kou Nanguo's side, and said with a smile: "Kou Lao, you're tired, do you want to drink a sip of chrysanthemum tea to moisten your throat?"

Kou Nan glanced at Yan Chu defensively: "What do you want to do?"

"Elder Kou is talented, and the juniors are very admirable, so they came over to offer a cup of tea!" Yan Chu took out the super microphone again and said, "Elder Kou, this magic weapon can protect your throat, after all, you are old, you need to pay more attention!"

Kou Nanguo has a characteristic, that is, he himself says that he is old, but if others say that he is old, he can't!

So Kou Nanguo immediately said with a calm face: "Old decay doesn't need your magic breaking weapon, and it can also make the whole audience hear the voice of old decay!"

"Yes, yes, then you have to drink a cup of tea and moisten your throat, otherwise the poems you chant won't be good!"

When Kou Nanguo heard this, he felt that Yan Chu also made sense.

So he took the cup and drank it all.

Not to mention, although Yan Chu's house is hateful, the Thunder brand chrysanthemum tea is still very good......

Seeing Kou Nanguo drink the chrysanthemum tea, Yan Chu's smile became even bigger.

Retracting the cup, he quickly stepped back and stared at Kou Nanguo with a playful expression.

"Master, what did you put for that cup of chrysanthemum tea?"

Li Zeyang covered his crotch and walked back with Johnson and the four.

Yan Chu smiled and said, "Wait and watch the show." ”

"Mother, what kind of elixir did you refine for the head of the sect just now?" Ye Lishang asked curiously.

Xu Ruoyun couldn't help but cover his forehead, shook his head and said, "It's better that you still don't want to know......"

Kou Nanguo, who was still chattering on the Tianluo chessboard, was chanting happily.

Suddenly, he felt a cramping pain in his stomach.

What's going on?

Did I eat it and hurt my stomach?

Kou Nanguo endured severe pain and stubbornly supported the poetry.

Immediately after, he vaguely felt a free breath in his abdomen, ready to breathe.

"The Tianluo chessboard is so big, I let out a fart quietly, no one should find out, right?"

Kou Nanguo's face turned pale, and he couldn't help it, so he took advantage of the gap and quietly released it.

Poof-

Oops!

Kou Nanguo's face turned from white to red in an instant.

A foul smell permeated from him.

At this moment, everyone seemed to see what it meant to be called "the water of the Yellow River coming from the sky".

"Master Xu, I need you to help me refine a deceptive laxative, that is, when the user thinks he wants to fart, but in fact he is ......"

In Xu Ruoyun's mind, he couldn't help but think of Yan Chu's voice before.

"I'll go, what stinks!"

"The smell seems to have come from Kou Lao!"

"Hmm, weren't the pants that Kou Lao was wearing before white, how did they turn yellow, I was dazzled???