Chapter Forty-Nine: Just Play Football

After leaving the Tianhe Dam, the stone monkey followed Marshal Tianpeng back to continue drinking. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

But before the stone monkey could pick up the wine glass, a heavenly soldier hurriedly came to report: The Imperial Horse Supervisor has someone urgent to find Master Bima Wen, and he is still waiting at the gate of Tianhe Water Mansion at the moment.

The stone monkey felt a little strange, could it be that something had happened to the Imperial Horse Supervisor? But it was impossible, the Imperial Horse Supervisor had not been Bi Ma Wen before, wasn't everything still normal. It's been two days since I became Bi Ma Wen, is there a problem?

After the stone monkey said goodbye to Marshal Tianpeng, he hurriedly walked towards the gate of Tianhe Water Mansion.

Marshal Tianpeng also felt strange that there could be any problems with an errand like a miscellaneous officer like the Imperial Horse Supervisor.

So Marshal Tianpeng also followed, to see what was going on.

The deputy of the prison was anxiously walking around the gate of Tianhe Water Mansion, looking inside the gate from time to time, and still muttering: "What can I do?

Seeing that the stone monkey finally walked out of the gate, the deputy supervisor hurriedly greeted him, and said, "My lord, something is wrong!

Hearing the words of the deputy supervisor, Shi Monkey thought in his heart: Wuqu Xingjun is really still here! I just don't know what trouble he will find himself this time?

The stone monkey asked, "What about the Wuqu Xingjun?"

The deputy of the prison replied, "The eunuch is in the palace of the horse! My lord, let's go back quickly. ”

The stone monkey waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, do you know what trouble Wuqu Xingjun is asking me for this time?"

The deputy of the prison immediately replied: "This little one knows! This Wuqu Xingjun went to the Imperial Horse Supervisor and the Horse Farm for a walk, and when he didn't see the adults, he scolded the little ones and said that the adults have neglected your duties and owed the love of the Jade Emperor, and you will be sent to the heavenly prison for questioning!"

As soon as the deputy supervisor's voice fell, Marshal Tianpeng just arrived and immediately said: "Bi Ma Wen doesn't need to worry! My Tianhe Water Mansion borders your horse farm, and this time it was Marshal Ben who invited you to come to Tianhe Water Mansion to discuss the release of the horses! I will go back to the Imperial Horse Prison with you to explain to Wuqu Xingjun." ”

After saying this, Marshal Tianpeng pulled the prison deputy towards the imperial horse prison, and talked and laughed with the prison deputy along the way.

The stone monkey originally didn't want Marshal Tianpeng to meddle in the trouble between himself and Wuqu Xingjun, but this Marshal Tianpeng was too righteous.

When he came to the door of the Imperial Horse Prison, he heard the scolding of Wuqu Xingjun from inside: "A little Bi Ma Wen dares to neglect his duties, and Lord Ben will definitely punish him severely!"

Jian Cheng immediately laughed and said, "God, you have misunderstood, misunderstood. My lord has gone to Tianhe Shuifu to discuss things with Marshal Tianpeng! You drink saliva, drink saliva, and my lord will come back immediately, and he will come back immediately. ”

Marshal Tianpeng walked into the Imperial Horse Prison in one step, and saluted Wuqu Xingjun: "Why did Wuqu Xingjun come to the Imperial Horse Prison?

Wuqu Xingjun didn't know the intention of Marshal Tianpeng, so he replied: "What is Marshal Tianpeng doing here?"

Marshal Tianpeng said with a smile: "Seeing that Wuqu Xingjun is blaming Bi Ma Wen here, I have come to explain one or two." Today I invited Bi Ma Wen to my Tianhe Water Mansion to discuss the release of the horses, and Bi Ma Wen was also invited by me to leave the horse farm. ”

When Wuqu Xingjun heard this, he snorted coldly and stopped talking.

The stone monkey had already understood the words outside the door, and this Wuqu Xingjun had come to the Imperial Horse Prison to make trouble unreasonably.

After the stone monkey entered the door, he asked Wuqu Xingjun: "Wuqu Xingjun is really a great right, my Imperial Horse Prison is under your jurisdiction, you say that you will come to ask for the crime, but when I am the Imperial Horse Eunuch, there is no one?"

Hearing this, Wuqu Xingjun immediately stood up, pointed at the stone monkey and shouted, "You ......"

I just wanted to scold the stone monkey, but I didn't seem to be the opponent of this monkey, and besides, there was a helper, Marshal Tianpeng, on the side. Wuqu Xingjun swallowed back the words that followed.

Marshal Tianpeng didn't know why Bi Ma Wen and Wu Qu Xingjun would make such a big continuation, so he hurriedly persuaded peace: "Everyone is an official in the same dynasty, and peace is still precious! There is no need to do some verbal disputes, let's go to my Tianhe Water Mansion for a drink, everyone is still friends!"

Wuqu Xingjun turned his head and shouted to Marshal Tianpeng: "You better manage your Water Mansion well! Don't mix with those miscellaneous servants all day long, lest you lose your identity as Marshal Tianpeng!"

After saying this, Wuqu Xingjun glared at the stone monkey and strode away from the Imperial Horse Prison.

Marshal Tianpeng was inexplicably told by Wuqu Xingjun, and asked the stone monkey: "What's wrong with this Wuqu Xingjun today? ”

The stone monkey only smiled at this, and did not answer his question, but said, "Since the people who have ruined the fun have already left, why don't Marshal Tianpeng drink two cups in my Imperial Horse Supervisor?"

Marshal Tianpeng shook his head and said, "I was inexplicably told, and I am still in the mood to drink there! Tomorrow I will invite some more people to the racecourse Keju, and Bi Ma Wen will definitely participate when he arrives. ”

The stone monkey agreed, and at the same time sent Marshal Tianpeng out of the Imperial Horse Prison.

Seeing that Marshal Tianpeng had already walked away, the stone monkey asked Jian Cheng, "Does this Wuqu Xingjun have any other official positions besides being the righteous god of the Doubu in the Eight Divisions of Heavenly Court?"

Jian Cheng thought for a while and said, "It seems that there are no other official positions. But my lord, we can't afford to mess with such a big man, so it's better for you to back down a bit, and there's no need to fight over the tongue. ”

The stone monkey shook his head and said, "Since he has no right to directly govern us, there is no need for us to be afraid of him. Okay, you go and let everyone know, and say it's okay. ”

Now that there was nothing to do, the stone monkey went back to his room to cultivate.

At the time of the third watch, the picket spirit officer appeared on time at the Imperial Horse Supervisor to check the post. After that, the people of the Imperial Horse Prison went back to rest.

The next day, after the picket roll call, the stone monkey followed the deputy to the horse farm to start a busy day.

Today, almost all the work of changing the water in the sink was taken care of by the stone monkeys, and the stone monkeys were also busy.

When they pass each Pegasus, the stone monkeys will go up and pet them, as if they were a greeting.

When the stone monkey raised his head from the trough again, Marshal Tianpeng had already come to the stable, and he shouted at the stone monkey: "Bi Ma Wen! ”

The stone monkey put down the words in his hand, and after explaining to the deputy supervisor, he ran towards Marshal Tianpeng, and asked, "You called those people to play football today?"

Marshal Tianpeng pulled the stone monkey and said with a smile: "Clairvoyance, Shunfeng Ear, the Four Heavenly Kings, Lei Gong, and the Rain Master, plus the two of us, there are a total of ten people. Today we can play as two teams!"

When he came to the stadium, before the stone monkey had time to get to know these legendary immortals, Marshal Tianpeng assigned the stone monkey to the left team.

I saw Marshal Tianpeng come to the right team's goal and stand up, and then shouted: "It's time to kick off!"

Then I saw that on the field, except for the goalkeeper, everyone rushed up to the football, and you pushed me so much that it was not chaotic.

Whoever grabs the ball doesn't have any tactics, just rush towards the opponent's goal with the ball, and then shoot with a big foot.

When a goal is scored, the winning team cheers, and the losing team shouts.

Although at the beginning, the stone monkey couldn't even tell who his teammates were, but it didn't matter, no matter whose feet the ball was, just grab it directly, and then rush to Marshal Tianpeng with the ball, and then shoot with a big foot.

The stone monkey likes this kind of brutal way of kicking, as long as you know how to grab the ball and shoot, grab the ball and shoot! There are not so many rules, and no one will say whether you can play football or anything.

The players of the left team are: Stone Monkey, Lei Gong, Rain Master, Shunfeng Ear, and Goalkeeper Claireye.

The members of the right team are: the Four Heavenly Kings and the goalkeeper Marshal Tianpeng.

So sometimes, Lei Gongyu and other players of the left team felt inexplicable, they obviously finally grabbed the ball, and they were robbed by their teammate Bi Mawen, but fortunately the ball went in, so they all cheered happily, and they didn't blame the stone monkey.

Today's foot feeling is good, and he scored a few goals in a row, and at this time, the stone monkey also distinguishes his teammates. As long as after he scores, it is his teammates who cheer loudly, and it seems that he can no longer snatch their balls.

Just when the stone monkeys were playing crazy, the Tai Bai Xing suddenly came, and everyone was stunned all of a sudden.

I saw Tai Bai Xing suddenly smiled and said, "I'm not on duty today, so I'm not here to check the post." You're a canopy! You don't even call me to play football. Next time, I'll definitely check your post!"

Hearing Tai Bai Xing say that he was not here to check the post, after everyone cheered, they all started to make a noise, and he said: You played the ball beautifully just now, and you said to him: How did you defend just now, and so on.

Lei Gong patted the stone monkey on the shoulder and said: "You are the new Bi Ma Wen of the Imperial Horse Supervisor, and you were domineering with those kicks just now! I am Lei Gong, this is the rain master, this is clairvoyance, and this is the ear of the wind." ”

Clairvoyant also slapped the stone monkey and said, "Okay, you Bi Ma Wen, you snatched four balls from under my feet just now!"

The stone monkey hurriedly apologized: "I'm really sorry! I'm really sorry! At first, I didn't know who my teammates were, so I had to grab the ball when I saw it, and shoot when I grabbed it." ”

Yushi said: "That's right! Keju should be played like this, there are still two teams there, and there is still a goalkeeper. Everyone rushes up to grab the ball and shoots! ”

Shunfeng Er hurriedly said: "This won't work! It won't work! I don't know what kind of chaos will be made when the time comes." It's still as good as it is now, at least you can pay attention to a cooperation. ”

The stone monkey shouted in his heart: "What's the rule here?" But I like it! I like it. Because I can play! I'm finally going to play football.

Everyone here was laughing, and Marshal Tianpeng over there flattered Tai Bai Xing and said: "Venus is not strange! Venus is not strange! Am I not afraid that you are just on duty today, and I will not automatically send it to the door by myself when the time comes! Besides, with your body and bones, if you don't use mana and supernatural powers, who would dare to grab the ball with you." To put it mildly, who will you be able to rob then?"

Tai Bai Xing said angrily: "Okay, you canopy! You dare to look down on Lao Jun and me." Let's go, we're going to end up with Bibi, we have to Bibi!"

After saying this, Tai Bai Xing rolled up his sleeves, looking like he was going to fight Marshal Tianpeng for three hundred rounds.

Marshal Tianpeng did not hesitate, and shouted loudly: "Come on, come!

I saw that Marshal Tianpeng had already walked towards the football field, but Tai Bai Xing was still standing in place, and slowly lowered his rolled up sleeves.

Marshal Tianpeng looked back and saw Tai Bai Xing's appearance, and asked puzzledly: "Jin Xing, this is an automatic admission of defeat?"

Tai Bai Xing laughed and said, "Today is incomparable!

Marshal Tianpeng asked, "Why did Venus say that?"

Tai Bai Xing replied: "Because someone will come here to check the post in a while!"

Hearing this, Marshal Tianpeng was even more puzzled, and asked again: "This imperial horse supervisor has been left unattended and unheard, and he looks half-dead. Except for Venus, who else can you come to check the post?"

Tai Bai Xing smiled again: "Naturally, someone has reported to the Jade Emperor! ”

Hearing this, Marshal Tianpeng was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "Who reported to the Jade Emperor?"

Tai Bai Xing said: "Wuqu Xingjun is also!"

Marshal Tianpeng sighed and said, "No wonder he spoke unclearly in the Imperial Horse Prison yesterday, and he also ridiculed me. It turns out that today he has come for revenge. ”

This time it was Tai Bai Xing's turn to be puzzled, and asked Marshal Tianpeng: "Revenge, what revenge? Could it be that there is still someone in this little imperial horse prison who dares to offend him, Lord Wuqu Xingjun!"

So, Marshal Tianpeng explained the situation in the Imperial Horse Prison yesterday to Tai Bai Xing in detail.

Tai Bai Xing clapped his hands and said: "This Bi Ma Wen said well! Although Wuqu Xingjun is the righteous god of the Doubu, he really can't directly govern the Imperial Horse Supervisor, let alone come to the door and say that he will punish whoever he wants to punish!"

Marshal Tianpeng said helplessly: "So today, Wuqu Xingjun directly reported to the Jade Emperor!

Tai Bai Xing muttered: "I don't know where this Bi Ma Wen offended Wuqu Xingjun?"

Knowing that someone would come to check the post in a while, Marshal Tianpeng shouted to everyone: "Everyone is scattered! We'll make an appointment to play later. ”

Hearing this, everyone said goodbye one after another, and then went back to their respective places.

The stone monkey asked Marshal Tianpeng a little strangely: "Is there someone who comes here every day to check the post? Yesterday it was Wuqu Xingjun, and what kind of immortal is it today?"

Marshal Tianpeng smiled helplessly: "Yesterday was not Wuqu Xingjun, and today is not Wuqu Xingjun." It's just that today is Wuqu Xingjun reporting to the Jade Emperor. I don't know who will come here after a while. I'll go back to Tianhe Shuifu first. ”

Seeing that Marshal Tianpeng went back after speaking, the stone monkey couldn't help but look at Tai Bai Xing.