Chapter 39: You Are Not Ordinary People
After Wu Lai pulled Wang Fei and Song Jian away, halfway through, Song Jian suddenly stopped, stared at Wu Lai and said word by word: "Boss, I now find out that you are not an ordinary person. ”
"Yes, cousin, I also found out that even the terminal cancer was cured, it's really perverted. ”
"And who am I?" Wu Lai asked rhetorically.
"That's for yourself. Honestly, who the hell are you?"
"I'm actually an alien, I've heard of Alpha, I'm from Alpha, I'm an interstellar traveler, but while on interstellar travel, the spaceship malfunctioned and accidentally came here. Wu Lai saw that they were already suspicious, so he casually made up a story.
"Stop, you're a three-year-old! That's science fiction, how can it be true?"
Wu Lai asked, "Don't you believe it?"
Song Jian said with a firm face: "We don't believe it if we are killed." ”
"Stop, I'm still a little convinced. Wang Fei said suddenly.
"Wang Fei, you are not a strong-willed person. Song Jian's face was full of grief and indignation: "Actually, I also believe it a little." ”
When they heard the previous sentence, they felt nothing, but when they heard the back, Wu Lai and Wang Fei almost fainted.
"Do you really believe it?" Wu Lai asked.
"Really believe. Song Jian nodded desperately.
"Forget it, I won't fool you, in fact, I am an immortal. ”
"Boss, I won't trust you again this time, you always fool us, one by one. ”
"Are you sure?"
"Absolutely, this time. ”
Wu Lai then said solemnly: "Okay, I really won't lie to you this time, I've been with you for so long, I should let you know something." Let's go, I'll take you somewhere. Close your eyes. ”
"Cousin, why do you close your eyes? I'm still CN!" Wang Fei asked curiously.
"Don't be verbose, or I won't take you there. ”
Wang Fei and Song Jian closed their eyes, and Wu Lai led them into the Wuji Holy Plate.
When Wang Fei and Song Jian opened their eyes, they found another world. It is a blue sky, the sun is shining on the earth, and the white clouds are floating in the sky, which is very warm and natural. And they are standing on a meadow, all kinds of strange flowers and plants, competing for beauty, and all kinds of small animals, playing on the grass.
"Here?"
"This is the Infinite Sacred Realm. As I said, I am an immortal, and this is where I cultivate. Actually, I am not the kind of immortal in myths and legends, but a cultivator. Wu Lai then told them some things about cultivation.
As soon as he finished speaking, he found that Wang Fei and Song Jian were like petrified, but they were drooling a little differently from petrification.
"What's wrong with you?" Wu Lai walked over and patted the two of them.
"Boss, you have to teach us!" Wang Fei and Song Jian jumped up and hugged Wu Lai's legs.
Wu Lai said depressedly: "Go away, I'm not glass." ”
"Boss, are we your brothers?" Wu Lai nodded.
"Cousin, am I your own cousin?" Wu Lai nodded.
The two begged bitterly, "Then you can do well, teach us." ”
"Alright then, I'll just reluctantly do it. As soon as they heard this, Wang Fei and Song Jian suddenly came to their senses again.
"Boss, I'll help you thump your back and rub your shoulders. "Cousin, you're hungry, I still have chocolate, Dove's!"
Wu Lai chuckled and said, "You kid, you have Dove chocolate and hide it, you're not afraid of melting!"
"Ah, cousin, how do you know it's going to melt?" Wang Fei took it out and found that the Dove chocolates had become soft, like soft mud, and sure enough, they had melted.
Wu Lai glared at him and said, "Cousin, since you are so insincere, you will not learn." ”
"Don't, cousin, I won't sleep if you tell me to eat in the future, I won't if you tell me to pee, I'll wash your underwear, and I'll help you sleep with your woman......"
Before he finished speaking, he was kicked away by Wu Lai.
"Ah Jian, you are so sincere, I will teach you, as for my cousin, let him repent first, he was disgusted to death just now, and there is no sincerity at all. ”
"Great, boss. Song Jian said excitedly, and looked at Wang Fei with a smug face.
"Cousin, I know it's wrong, no matter what you say in the future, it's right, take my cousin's words as the supreme will, and my cousin's words are the holy will. Wang Fei got up and hugged Wu Lai's legs.
Wu Lai emphasized: "This is what you said, I didn't force you." Think about it and don't go back!"
"Never regret it!" Wang Fei wrote the word firm all over his face, but said in his heart: Cousin, I lied to you, I am also a scoundrel, and the words of a scoundrel cannot be true.
"In that case, you can help me solve a problem first. Wu Lai had an evil thought in his heart, and his hand suddenly pointed forward. I saw a golden puppy not far away, quite cute, running towards them.
"What a cute puppy, come, brother, hug. Wang Fei and Song Jian were overjoyed and rushed to meet them. But the puppy grew in size, and when it came to them, it was as big as a lion, and they were terrified: "Monster!" The two turned and ran back, shouting as they ran, "Cousin (boss), save me." ”
But Wu Lai was gone.
"Cousin, where are you?"
"Boss, help us!"
The sound of the two crying sounded in the Infinite Saint Realm, crying so miserably, it was dark.
"Boss, I'm still a virgin, I don't want to die so early. ”
"Cousin, where have you been?"
In the blink of an eye, the puppy, which had become the size of a lion, had come to them, but instead of pounced on them, he looked at them curiously. The two of them were so frightened that they closed their eyes, but when they saw that they didn't move for a long time, they slowly opened them, and found that the monster was staring at them, so they immediately closed their eyes again, and said tremblingly, "Don't eat me." ”
"If you want to eat, eat him first. ”
"No, eat him first. ”
"You, don't eat us, when my cousin comes back, he will kill you, chop you up, roast you...... He is a cultivator, and his mana is boundless. ”
"Why haven't we left yet, let's pretend to be dead first, it is said that pretending to be dead will not eat us. ”