Finally getting out of Tang Qingyun's place, I quickened my pace and returned the same way as I remembered. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info I walked back down the alley and it was empty. I waited here for a long time and saw no one, so I had no choice but to go back to where I lived. Along the way, I saw the Li family's grain store, the Li family's inn, and finally returned to the Li family's restaurant, good guy, the Li family's industry is not small.

I went back to the house, only to find that Tang Xiaoxian Cheng Erjiu had come back early, and the two of them were looking at something around the table. I was angry: "Hey, you two won't tell me when you come back!" Cheng Erjiu turned his head: "Big brother, I let so many people see it, I have to run away and avoid people's eyes before coming back." Tang Xiaoxian said: "I see that you and my eldest brother are chatting very happily, I don't know how long you two are going to talk, I'll come back first." "Alas, you all have a point. I sighed, and I was also curious about the thing that Tang Xiaoxian had in his hand made of unknown materials, which was similar to a flower bone, which was slightly larger than a palm, pointed at the top and round at the bottom. Look at the surface there is a layer of petal-like things wrapping around it, it really looks like a flower. What exactly is it for?

I asked, "What is this?" Tang Xiaoxian looked at the "flower bone" intently, and said with a smile: "This is a flower." "Flowers?" I asked. "Yes, it's a beautiful flower. With it, we can walk sideways on the rivers and lakes in the future, hahaha. Tang Xiaoxian carefully observed this thing, and carefully put the "flower" into his arms. Looking at her like that, I've never seen her so careful about something, this thing must be very precious, right? I just don't know what it's for.

At this time, Cheng Erjiu smiled and said: "Grandma, you see my poison..." Tang Xiaoxian waved his hand: "Oh, what kind of poison, you will take it seriously as soon as I say that." "What..." Cheng Erjiu was stunned for a while: "Grandma, don't play with me." Tang Xiaoxian raised his hand and said, "I swear in the honor of Tang Jiabao that I didn't poison you, so you believe it." Cheng Erjiu didn't know what the expression on his face was, anyway, it was very weird, I didn't hear what he muttered. Tang Xiaoxian said: "Oh, don't be sad, it's all to blame Mr. Storyteller, you know." Our people in Tangjiabao rarely use poison under normal circumstances, and I don't know who passed it on, and so did you, so I believed it. Oh, how good it is to mix with my aunt and grandmother, eat fragrant and drink spicy food. You don't have to worry about going hungry if you can't steal anything, do you? Cheng Erjiu smiled bitterly: "I know it's definitely not my aunt's fault, it's because I'm too stupid." ”

Good guy, Tang Qingyun's things can be stolen and you're afraid of starvation? Don't make trouble, it's really an evil storyteller. Tang Xiaoxian patted Cheng Erjiu's shoulder: "Hehe, your stealing technique is quite powerful, and it is of great use to your aunt and grandmother." In the future, my aunt and grandmother will cover you, and you will definitely walk sideways!" Cheng Erjiu said: "Auntie said first, although I am a thief, I also have principles, I have three steals and two do not steal." Without waiting for us to ask, Cheng Erjiu continued: "The three thieves are one stealing the government, the second stealing the businessmen, and the third stealing the monks, Taoists, and nuns. The two do not steal is not to steal the poor people, and the other is not to steal the old, weak, sick and disabled. "The others are easy to understand, but what does this nun Taoist mean? What kind of hatred is this?

I think it's not just me, Tang Xiaoxian must be very curious. I asked: "Why do you want to steal monks and Taoist nuns?" Cheng Erjiu said: "Who doesn't know that in addition to the government, businessmen, monks and Taoist nuns are the richest." They have land, houses, incense money, and they don't have to pay taxes, and they are all so rich. The most important thing is those old monks, the old Taoist priests chant the Buddha every day, the Taoist priests pay attention to fate, the monks are compassionate, they are more open-minded, the heart is better, even if I steal it, they will not be angry, they will not beat me if they catch me, and it may not be easy for me to give me some money. Hehe, once stole money from an old monk who came from nowhere, and then was caught by a group of monks with sticks, but the old monk said that Amitabha Buddha is good, and persuaded me to be good, said a lot, and finally released me, and gave me a few pennies, hehe. ”

"Hahahaha. Tang Xiaoxian smiled so much that her waist bent: "Grandma, why didn't I think of it?" Oh, Erjiu, let's go to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion with my aunt and grandma in the future, if you steal a few more "Flower Fingers", "Wood Burning Knife", "Mighty King Kong Finger", "Great Compassion Thousand Leaves Palm", "Dragon Claw Hand", oh yes, and "Yijin Sutra", my aunt and grandmother will not refuse to come, the more the merrier. When the time comes, come with me to Tangjiabao, and grandma will pick out a few good-looking sisters for you, how about it?" Cheng Erjiu shook his head like a rattle: "Auntie and grandma spare me, the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion is the lifeblood of monks, I have never heard of anyone who dares to steal things anywhere." Tang Xiaoxian said again: "Shaolin can't do it, Wudang can also do it! What "Taijiquan", "Taiji Sword", "Liangyi Sword", "Taiyuan Thirteen Swords" or something is okay!" "No, no, no, no, monks rarely kill, but Taoist priests are not necessarily! It's better to go to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion・・・・・・" Cheng Erjiu hurriedly refused. "Okay, then let's go to the Scripture Pavilion, that's what you said. Tang Xiaoxian had some regret on her face, but I felt that she was very happy.

"My aunt and grandmother, I really don't dare to go if I'm small!" Cheng Erjiu seemed to be crying, and his whole face was twisted together. Tang Xiaoxian didn't care at all: "Oh, then go to Emei, Emei is still close to our Tangjiabao! Go back after stealing! Haha, those nuns are helpless against us! Hahaha, it seems that God bless my Tangjiabao! My Tang Gate is about to rise under the leadership of my aunt!"

Although I don't know what Tang Xiaoxian is talking about, I feel very powerful. But the more she talked, the more excited she became, and she felt a little uncontrollable, and she almost became the leader of the martial arts alliance. I quickly stopped: "Okay, okay, wake up, wake up." Be realistic. Tang Xiaoxian pouted: "Oh, to be a man, you have to have great ambitions! Who knows what will happen in the future, right? Cheng Erjiu Wanyi will become the number one thief in the world under my guidance? What if you become the number one swordsman in the world? What if I become the leader of the martial arts alliance? Hahaha." I felt that what she said made some sense, but it seemed to be completely unreasonable, and I couldn't find the words to refute it, so I could only say: "Master Tang League, it's not right to steal things." ”

"What did you call me just now?" Tang Xiaoxian asked. "Uh, the Tang Alliance?" I don't know what's wrong with her. "Well, comfortable. A few more shouts!" Tang Xiaoxian didn't seem to care about what I said about stealing things was wrong, but simply fell in love with the title of alliance leader. It's so angry and funny, she's still a little girl after all, right?

"Tang Alliance Leader, even if you become the Alliance Leader, you have to eat first. "Since I like this title, let's call it to the end. Tang Xiaoxian slapped the table: "Be the leader of the alliance, start from eating, the leader of this alliance is happy today, go!"