Chapter 661
When Xiao Yi was a child, he often watched some costume TV series, but whenever there was a plot of robbing relatives, everyone was generally in a hurry, and he also made it clear that he must rush before others worshipped. It was as if the worship was really over.
Xiao Yi was still young at the beginning, and he stupidly accepted this kind of setting, but now that he thinks about it, how stupid he thinks this kind of setting is! This year, getting a marriage certificate is not necessarily a real husband and wife, let alone just a formal chapel.
"You just casually agreed, just do it casually, and then we can meet that girl, and then ask what we should ask, what do you think?" Xiao Yi said to Han Bailu in a consultative tone.
This matter can only be done by Han Bailu himself, because the people of the Canghai faction must let Han Bailu marry that girl, and it is not possible to replace it with someone else. Of course, since it is the kind of relationship between Han Bailu and other girls, I am afraid that others will not want to change it.
"That's not good, a manly man, born in heaven and earth, he naturally has to do what he says, captain, don't you let me deceive people! I Han Bailu disdains to do this kind of thing!"
"I'm cΗo, I'm telling you seriously, you actually raised my platform to the height of morality?Okay, if you don't want to do it, then you should die, by the way, let others doubt your strengths, Xu Ziyuan's side I will also sue her, just say that you are beastly and strong against other girls, and then you will die!" Xiao Yi's mouth was like a poisonous snake, constantly spraying venom that Han Bailu couldn't parry.
Han Bailu was like a poisonous snake that had been caught seven inches, there was no way at all, he was not afraid of death, he was afraid that after he died, others would poke his backbone in his back, and he was really reluctant to let Xu Ziyuan land in this matter.
So in the end, he could only compromise and say, "Okay, I reluctantly agreed, but it's not true, it's all about figuring out the ins and outs of the whole thing." β
"Stinky don't be ashamed to treat you, you are willing to take it as true, and the girls from the Canghai faction have to agree! Don't talk so much nonsense, this matter is settled, I'll go out and sue them now, and I'll finish this matter as soon as possible, so I can do my own serious things as soon as possible!" Xiao Yi was quite impatient, he always felt that Han Bailu's insistence was simply inexplicable.
Han Bailu seemed to have suffered some kind of shame, with a constipation look that he hadn't been on a tuba for a week, Xiao Yi's psychological face was unhappy for a while, why was this bastard so lucky, and he actually fell in love with someone else's girl in a daze.
Just after the two of them finished smoking the second cigarette, Xiao Yi was about to stand up and go out to sue Song Shibo Han Bailu for agreeing, when he suddenly stumbled in from outside, and at a glance, it was actually the previous lawyer's chest.
After coming in, Senior Brother Lu said to Han Bailu in a panic: "Second Senior Brother is not good!"
"Second Senior Brother?!What the hell is this!" Xiao Yi looked at Han Bailu with a frightened look, it is said that Zhu Bajie still looked very good-looking after he was still in the sky after marshal Tianpeng, and he was also a little white face, if you think about it like this, Han Bailu is really worthy of the title of second senior brother!
"I said Lao Han, although I knew that you were a great disciple in Kunlun before, and it can be said that you have a promising future in the future, but I really didn't expect that you are actually a second senior brother, and I am really curious about what your senior brother and third senior brother are like, I don't know if I can see it. β
Although the classic novel Journey to the West is already a household name on the earth, even foreigners like to read it. But after all, this is another world, and there is no one named Wu Chengen in this world, so there is no legend of Journey to the West.
Because there was no Journey to the West, Han Bailu naturally couldn't understand what Xiao Yi was talking about, and he looked at the club with a blank face: "You should be able to see my senior brother, but the third senior brother seems to have gone to the border instead of me now, and you may not be able to see it in a short time." β
Xiao Yi is also bored, you joke with a serious person, and in the end you can only be embarrassed by yourself.
"Forget it, let's not dwell on this matter, isn't this someone looking for you, and what is wrong with the big thing, let's ask what happened first. β
Han Bailu also immediately turned his head to look at Senior Brother Lu who hurriedly ran in and asked, "Lu Zheng, what happened outside, why are you so flustered?"
"Second Senior Brother, the big thing has been repaired, just now suddenly a few people from Shushan came, led by a girl who was particularly ferocious, without saying a word, she directly injured our people guarding the mountain gate, and now they are arguing outside, and the other party is clamoring to let our sect hand you over, they have something to confront face to face!" Lu Zheng replied with a painful face.
Hearing this, Xiao Yi and Han Bailu's hearts both chuckled involuntarily, and the two of them thought of a terrible situation at the same time.
"It can't be such a coincidence, right?" Xiao Yi and Han Bailu glanced at each other, and then said uncertainly.
"Calm down, you must be calm at this time, you know, the two of us can't mess with ourselves! How could there be such a coincidence in the world, something just happened on your side, and Xu Ziyuan over there knew and had already beaten them, this is obviously illogical, right?
First of all, this matter is not a glorious thing, so whether it is Kunlun or Canghai faction, it will definitely not be overly publicized. In this case, this matter is only circulated within your two sects, and there are definitely not many people who know about it, so it seems that even if Shushan has hands and eyes, it is impossible to know about this matter.
Let me say that it is not necessarily Xu Ziyuan who came over this time, and it is not necessarily because of your business, it is completely because the two of us are too nervous, do you say that this is not the case!" Xiao Yi said while wiping the cold sweat on his head.
"Yes, yes, it must be like this, captain, there is nothing wrong with your analysis! It must be like this, it must be like this, it must be like this, where in the world can there be such a coincidence, the people from Shushan must come here for something else!"
Han Bailu also wiped the cold sweat on his head in a panic, like a man who was caught and raped in bed.
But at this time, Lu Zheng, who was still standing honestly and not speaking, suddenly spoke: "That second senior brother, I tell you a very unfortunate news, in fact, just a day ago, your matter with that girl from the Canghai faction was still kept secret, but today our master has already made a decision, and has already issued a notice to the entire cultivation realm, deciding to let you marry the girl from the Canghai faction, and there will be a banquet for a lot of people at that time, and the Shushan faction is also among them!"
"This is the real cheat daddy!" Xiao Yi's psychological face turned upside down, and he and Han Bailu had such a hot conversation in this place, and it turned out that the other side had already decided this matter for a long time, isn't this nonsense!
"So, what I hate the most is an arranged marriage, isn't this nonsense, because I was busy in this place just now. Speaking of Lao Han, are you Kunlun too devoid of human rights, no matter how you say it, it is your life's business, how can you make a hasty decision without the consent of you, the person concerned!" Xiao Yi said with righteous indignation, as if he had been treated unfairly.
Han Bailu looked like a mournful Kapi, and muttered to himself with blank eyes: "It's over, the last thing you want to happen still happens, what should I do, captain, you have to help me, you are the only one I can count on now!"
You're right, this kind of practice is simply no human rights, I am going to die, they still have to arrange marriages, if this is the case, then I have nothing to say, all they can get in the end is a corpse of mine!"
These words made Xiao Yi feel a chill all over his body, and he always felt that this kind of words should not come out of Han Bailu's mouth, but from the mouth of a girl who has been oppressed by the class.
"Ahem, don't worry, the two of us are friends, and you are still forced, no matter how you say this, I can't blame you. If Xu Ziyuan is really here, this matter is wrapped up in me, I will go out and tell her, no matter how she wants to sell me a face, she can't be unreasonable, are you right!" Xiao Yi patted his chest and reassured.
Han Bailu wiped the tears on his face excitedly, and then held Xiao Yi's hands for a long time and couldn't speak, this is a friend, this is a buddy, he really hasn't lived in vain for so many years, he still has a reliable friend after all!
But Xiao Yi suddenly shook off Han Bailu's hand and rubbed it on himself with some disgust and said, "Ahem, I'm sorry, what is it, I seem to have forgotten a very important thing." I was in a bit of a hurry after going out today, and there were still pills on the fire in my house.
You wait for me first, I'll go back and deal with it and then come back soon, of course, if you're in a hurry, don't wait for me, go out and meet Xu Ziyuan first, and talk to people well. β
After saying that, Xiao Yi didn't want to run out without thinking about it, Han Bailu scolded behind his back, he was so naΓ―ve, how could he forget what kind of person Xiao Yi was, when they were together, they had already deeply understood that Xiao Yi was an out-and-out slut, and now he still had a trace of expectations for this kind of person, it was really stupid.
"If I help you explain to Xu Ziyuan, I'm really brain-dead, what explanation will that woman listen to, she will definitely directly pierce the two of us with a sword at that time!" Xiao Yi thought about it while running with a mental face.
Seeing that he was about to arrive at the door, a sword light suddenly flashed from the oblique stab and went straight to Xiao Yi's front door!