Chapter 53: In the face of darkness, there must be difficulties
For Ye Jiu, it was really not a pleasant thing to go out with his boss. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Not to mention anything else, since Xie Hongyi said goodbye and left, the meaningful gazes of those two people along the way were enough for him to stab in his back.
"Boss, stop staring at me all the time. He protested expressionlessly, "We have already left the Qingshi Protective Array, and we may encounter strange beasts at any time, so it is easy for you to distract me like this." ”
Zheng Yan comforted him extremely understandingly: "It's okay, anyway, Ah Yue and I will help you pay attention." ”
Lin Yue on the side nodded approvingly, as if to provide strong evidence for Zheng Yan's words, he casually slashed out with his palm, and slashed a strange bird with a strange head size in mid-air.
The flesh and blood of the strange bird that was chopped to death by her drenched Ye Jiu's head and face below, looking extremely terrifying.
Ye Jiu wiped a handful of blood from his face with a blank expression, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it, and then said calmly: "Boss, I know this kind of bird, although its strength is not very good and it looks ugly, but it tastes very delicious, will we eat this at noon today?"
“...... Yes. Zheng Yan glanced at the blood on his face, thought about it for a while, and decided not to express other opinions on his current appearance, "Then ...... Eat this. ”
Lin Yue looked at the pair of masters and servants who were not focusing on something wrong, hesitated for a moment, and couldn't help but complain: "It's as if someone here can cook." ”
Well, her focus is also crooked.
When she said this, Zheng Yanxian couldn't help but turn his head to look at her, with a surprised expression.
Lin Yue looked at him suspiciously, and said angrily, "What do you mean by this expression?"
Zheng Yan sighed: "I just didn't expect that you would become a humanoid self-propelled natural disaster that can dismantle tanks with your bare hands, and you still ...... poof."
The unfinished words disappeared into the muffled sound of Lin Yue silently raising his hand and punching him in the stomach.
Slowly and methodically withdrawing his fist from Zheng Yan's stomach, Lin Yue's face had a bright smile on his face that seemed to have a large number of lilies blooming in the background, and asked gently: "Foolish words, have you forgotten, even if you cultivate now, can I still beat you a hundred at a time?"
Although Zheng Yan's current physical strength had reached a point that was beyond the reach of mortals, under the severe pain caused by Lin Yue's punch, he still held his stomach and sent a surrender signal to Lin Yue.
"I was wrong. ”
"Ah, actually, you're right. Lin Yue waved her hand, with a sweet smile on her face that made Zheng Yan creepy: "Because I'm cooking more and more unpalatable now." ”
Zheng Yan's scalp was numb, and he immediately said: "Today's lunch must be handed over to Ye Jiu to be responsible." ”
No matter how Ye Jiu does it, it can't be worse than Ah Yue's cooking, right?
"No, leave it to me. Lin Yue curled the corners of her lips and said softly: "I haven't poisoned you with dark cuisine for many years, and I also feel very nostalgic?"
Zheng Yan: "......"
I feel that if I don't agree, I will be beaten to death by Ah Yue in the next second......
But Ah Yue,Are you so sorry that you didn't poison your childhood sweetheart with dark cooking when you were a child?,So when you grow up, you have to find a chance to make up for it anyway......
It's really a nostalgic thing to be happy about.
Zheng Yan held his forehead gloomily, sighed long, and then raised his head and smiled calmly: "Okay, then I will definitely eat the lunch made by Ah Yue." ”
He really said this with the determination to die......
Lin Yue blinked and nodded with satisfaction: "Well, it's good to admit mistakes." ”
Zheng Yan sighed helplessly: "No matter how good your attitude is, you won't reduce my sentence, right?"
Lin Yue tilted her head, and a cute smile that could be called innocent appeared on the baby's face: "Don't look like you're about to go to the execution ground, the food I cook is not poison, and you won't die after eating it." ”
Zheng Yan silently covered his stomach and said with an unbearable expression: "Yes, I can testify." After all, when I was a child, after I ate a plate of potatoes fried by you, I only went to the hospital to wash my stomach once. ”
"That's all in the past!" Lin Yue rolled her eyes impatiently, "What I make now is very different from when I was a child, I guarantee that you won't have to be sent back to the hospital in Qingshi for gastric lavage after eating!"
...... She didn't say that it was okay, but when she said it, Zheng Yan felt even more worried, and when she saw Lin Yue turn around with an excited face, she felt that she saw some indescribable huge shadow behind her.
He raised his head to look at Ye Jiu, whose sense of presence had disappeared for a long time, and asked in a low voice: "You say, what Ah Yue said is very different from when I was a child, does it mean that I will die directly after eating?"
Ye Jiu was silent for a while, looked back with a gaze of subtle pity, and comforted him in the same whisper: "It's okay boss, you won't die if you take some poison now." ”
Although he didn't know what kind of magical existence Lin Yue's cooking skills were, looking at his boss's expression, Ye Jiu felt that it was better to comfort him.
I just don't know why, after being comforted by him, the boss's face looked even more helpless.
"Indeed, with my current cultivation and physical fitness, it is completely inappropriate to take some poison or something. ”
Zheng Yan sighed and pressed his hand on his stomach, feeling that it had developed some kind of hallucinatory colic under the shadow of the past.
"But the problem is, the dishes made by Ah Yue are really not unpalatable and can be described......"
Ye Jiu looked at him silently, and then said uncertainly: "Although I don't know what to say at this time...... However, boss, when I was with Miss Red, I actually learned to cook. ”
Zheng Yan turned his head to look at him, until he saw Ye Jiu unconsciously take two steps back, then he twisted his head back and let out a groan.
"Even so, it's useless, at least for this lunch, you should follow me to eat Ah Yue's masterpiece. ”
As a qualified subordinate, you should follow the boss and share difficulties!
At the same time as Zheng Yan said this, Lin Yue, who was walking in front, turned around and showed a cute smile at the two who were whispering to her, how sweet and how bright it was.
Two hours later, Ye Jiu understood the deep malice hidden in Zheng Yan's so-called sentence of eating Ah Yue's masterpiece with him.
He stared at the object in front of him, which had been emitting an unknown black smoke, and his body took on an eerie color that needed to be mosaiced, and fell into a painful silence.
Do you want to abandon your professional ethics as a subordinate and push this unknown object to the boss on the grounds that the boss promised Miss Lin Yue that she would finish the lunch she cooked?