Chapter 1: What's going on

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Touching Bai Huahua's thighs and drooling, Xiao Lan swore and said: "Fengxian baby, come and kiss one, when I pass the exam, I will definitely redeem you, and the one who is married by Ming Media will take it home." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Who knew that the lovely person in his arms slapped him on the head violently, causing him to have gold stars in his eyes, and tears almost flowed down.

A rough voice yelled: "Fuck me up, fuck, where did you get such a bunch of lazy stuff!"

Sitting up in a daze, Xiao Lan looked around blankly, and saw that he was sitting on a long bunk at this time, on which more than a dozen strong men were sleeping.

A man in gold armor wielded a leather whip and was constantly whipping the sleeping people on the bunk, and he looked like the golden armor god on the mural in the temple.

"What's the situation?" Xiao Lan pinched his thighs fiercely, he slept in the room of the little phoenix fairy in the Cuihong Courtyard last night, how did he come to this place when he woke up?

Suddenly heard a "whoosh" beside him, a strong man sat up and scolded: "Which bastard pinched me!"

Xiao Lan was startled, looked down, and realized that he was holding this man's smooth thigh at the moment, and one hand was still pinching the root of his thigh.

"Mom!" Like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, he jumped up from the bunk, Xiao Lan realized that he was naked at this moment, and his face turned green in an instant, pointing at the man, and stammering: "You, you, who are you?"

The man stared at him with fire-filled eyes and roared: "Lao Tzu still wants to ask who you are? Lao Tzu slept well in the camp, when did you get in and dare to pinch my thigh?"

As he spoke, he seemed to realize that the situation around him was wrong, and he was a little puzzled: "Hey, where is this place, how did I get here?"

Taking advantage of his distraction, Xiao Lan hurriedly checked his body, but fortunately, all the parts were complete, nothing more, nothing less, and then he patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

"You, who are you kid, this, what is this place?" The man also stammered at the moment, obviously deeply stimulated by everything in front of him, and pinched his leg hard, "Whoop", and shouted: "Mother, this is not a dream!"

"What's the name of the ghost!" the strong man who looked like a god in golden armor whipped him on his body and shouted: "Don't rub Lao Tzu, put on your clothes and get out of the gathering!"

"Clothes, on my royal blue caftan. Xiao Lan has only one thought at the moment, hurry up and get dressed, he can't stand in front of this group of strong men like this, otherwise the innocence of the rest of his life will not be guaranteed.

But after rummaging through the bed, I only saw a set of rough leather armor, where was the shadow of his royal blue robe, and I felt as if someone had stripped a piece of meat from my heart, which was ordered by myself from a famous teacher, smashing his mouth full of bitterness, Xiao Lan seemed to be dripping blood in his heart.

There was a burst of chickens and dogs, driven by the gold-armored man, everyone hurriedly put leather armor on their bodies, where did Xiao Lan wear this kind of thing, barely put it on his body, crooked and loose, he couldn't care about it at the moment, and ran out of the door with everyone while wearing his belt.

It was dark outside, and it was impossible to distinguish between the southeast and the northwest, and under the instructions of several strong men in golden armor, Xiao Lan ran to an open space with the crowd, and saw that I don't know how many people had gathered in the black press.

The man in the darkness said, "What's the matter, why did you get to this place after a good night's sleep?"

"Isn't it a ghost?"

"Don't talk nonsense, the ghost will be the appearance of the Golden Armor Heavenly God?"

"Where is this?" the people asked each other, but they were all confused, and no one knew what was going on.

Standing in the crowd, watching people keep coming in the dark, Xiao Lan struggled to recall everything that happened before he went to bed last night.

At that time, I seemed to have drunk a little wine, but when I returned to the house with Xiao Fengxian, everything was normal, especially the scene of ecstasy at night seemed to be right in front of me, but how did I come to this place after a sleep.

Could it be that ** and **** drugged themselves last night and secretly sold themselves? Think about it and feel wrong, if they really want to do this, then they also have to sell themselves to the Xiang Mansion, after all, they are still good-eyed, and they can't sell themselves to the barracks, just with their small body, people can't ask for it.

Could it be that the strong man was arrested by which domain town, I have heard about the arrest of strong men in the northwest before, but if there is peace today, there is no war in the world, all the feudal towns are busy searching for cream and fat to get promoted to become rich, and no matter how bold these feudal towns are, they dare not go to Chang'an City to catch strong men.

For a while, Xiao Lan was puzzled, and he couldn't figure out what happened after he fell asleep last night.

Fortunately, he is a mischievous character, and he can see it when he encounters problems, but to put it simply, he is a little heartless. It quickly occurred to him that there was a tall man under the sky anyway, and there were no less than thousands of guys who had the same encounter as him here, if there was any trouble, someone would rush to the front, and as long as he followed steadily and saw the right time before acting, he would naturally not suffer, who made him a weak scholar who was powerless? Xiao Lan thought.

Just when Xiao Lan was worried about his next fate, in a brightly lit palace 108,000 miles away from here, more than a dozen figures were busy back and forth.

"This furnace pill is about to be ready, Qingfeng is ready to collect the pill!" commanded a gray-haired old man with a haggard face and a smoky and burning face.

"Yes, Master!" a little Taoist boy flew to the Dan furnace that the old man said with a jade bottle in his hand, ready to start collecting Dan.

"Mingyue, how much worse is it now?" asked Lao Dao tiredly.

Another Dao Tong replied, "Back to the Master, there are still fifteen grains left to make up three thousand, and then you will be able to complete the task of alchemy." ”

Lao Dao breathed a sigh of relief and said: "There should be some leftover after this furnace comes out, and the excess will be rewarded to you, these days are hard enough to even alchemy." ”

His words caused all the Taoist children to cheer, and they said in unison: "Thank you, Laojun!"

But before the sound fell, a "bang" was heard, and the third furnace of the word A shook violently, bluffing everyone's faces greatly.

Lao Dao didn't care about being tired, his hand flew down to the furnace with his hand, and he said something in his mouth, and opened his mouth to spew out a ball of real fire to wrap the Dan furnace tightly, and after a while, the Dan furnace gradually quieted down.

After some investigation, Lao Dao asked with some pain: "Who put the spiritual materials in this furnace?"

Mingyue replied: "Master Qiqi, it is the disciple who has added spiritual materials. ”

"Nonsense!" the old man said angrily: "Don't you know that this furnace Dan needs to add three taels and three coins of Yunni, why is there four dollars less?"

Mingyue said with a bitter face: "It's not that the disciples don't want to let it go, it's just that now with such a large amount of alchemy, the spiritual materials have long been consumed, and Yunni is left with this, and the disciples have put it in." ”

Lao Dao sighed, knowing that he couldn't complain about his apprentice, during this period of continuous alchemy, the inventory accumulated over the years had been exhausted, and it seemed that he had to go to Lingxiao Hall to complain and complain, and now he said in his heart: "The apprentice is ready to collect the pill!"

Under the illumination of the colorful auspicious light, the lid of the furnace slowly opened, and a black smoke erupted with a "poof", spraying the breeze that was engrossed in preparing to collect the Dan, and in an instant it became the appearance of Lei Gong.

Seeing this, all the Dao Tong couldn't help laughing, but the breeze didn't dare to delay, holding the jade bottle and chanting, shouting: "Collect!" More than a dozen balls of brilliance flew out of the Dan furnace and were all put into the bottle by him, and then he put down the jade bottle, holding his head and grinning and screaming.

"Fortunately, although some of them are scrapped, there are still a dozen left. Lao Dao nodded, and said luckily: "Mingyue, look at how many Dans have become this time?"

Mingyue picked up the jade bottle and probed it with her divine sense, and said with a bitter face: "Master, I only got fourteen grains, not even thirty percent, plus these, now the total number is two thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, and there is still one grain missing, but all the spiritual materials in the library are gone, what about the remaining one?"

Lao Dao groaned and said, "Mingyue, you go and take the pill that the monkey got when he overturned the Dan furnace back then, and gather three thousand to send it to them." ”

"Master, didn't you say that the effect of that pill is unknown, if you give it to someone, nothing will happen, right?" Mingyue said in surprise.

"If you want to take it, you will take it, anyway, you can't eat the dead, besides, you can't lose some heavenly soldiers that year, and if there is one less recruit, can you still let them recruit again?" After speaking, he set up auspicious clouds and flew away without a trace.

His voice faintly came from the air: "Damn monkey, if you hadn't made a big fuss at the beginning, you wouldn't have had so much trouble today." ”

Seeing that the master was far away, Mingyue looked at Qingfeng, and saw Qingfeng spread his hand, and said angrily: "Don't look at me, do what Master instructs? After speaking, he set up the clouds and ran away without a trace.

Seeing this, the Dao Tong also shouted: "After refining the seventy-seven and forty-nine days of elixir in a row, I didn't get anything, I'm tired to death, go back to sleep!"

"These fools!" Mingyue couldn't help but curse, looking at the empty hall, she had to go to the place where the things were stored alone, in a dusty corner, took out a porcelain bottle, and poured out a swarthy pill from it, and put it together with the pill that had just been refined, but the other pills were the size of pigeon eggs, and exuded a bright red color, but this pill was not only a whole circle, but also black and inconspicuous.

"Whatever, whoever gets this grain is considered unlucky!" Mingyue muttered, came to the front hall, untied the reins of the green ox, turned over and rode on, and said: "Brother Lao Niu, send me to the Tianhe camp." ”

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