Seeing Fairy Chi Ying twist and walk away, Hou Jing couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and sighed in admiration: "Damn, it's a pity that it's a monster, otherwise I would marry her as an aunt!"

Zhu Dachang slapped Hou Jing's head and said, "Just because of your kid's three inches, even if you marry back, you have to cuckold all day long!"

"Hello, you look like a pig!"

"You kid say it again?" the two men rolled up their arms and sleeves, eager to try. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Xiao Lan and the others had long been surprised, and with a "cut" sound, no one looked at the two guys who had nothing to do, only Fu Mo's black line said: "Have you two made enough trouble?"

At this time, the leader of the Heavenly Soldiers came over, patted Xiao Lan on the shoulder and said, "Little brother, my brother has something to persuade you." ”

Xiao Lan naturally didn't dare to slack off on this leader of the heavenly soldiers who helped him break the siege, and hurriedly bowed down and said, "This old brother has something to say, please speak." ”

"When you speak in Heaven in the future, remember that you must pay attention to whether you see a fairy or a banshee, don't call someone a senior, let alone someone else's old, call someone an old grandmother, otherwise no matter how ladylike the fairy is, she can't help but strangle you. The Heavenly Soldier said earnestly.

"Why?" Zhu Dachang asked stupidly on the side at this time, to be honest, he really admired Xiao Lanyun's light-hearted words, which made Fairy Chi Ying so angry that he couldn't even parry a servant woman, and he still wanted to use this trick as a killer in the future, so he couldn't help but ask curiously.

The heavenly soldier smiled and said in a low voice: "Think about it, how many fairies and demon girls are there in the heavenly court, which one of them did not ascend after three thousand years of cultivation, don't look at all the graceful and beautiful people, but they are all old demons and human spirits who have accumulated years, you say that people are old, don't you expose people's shortcomings, which daughter likes others to say that she is old?"

Zhu Dachang suddenly realized when he heard this, but Xiao Lan felt a chill for no reason, thinking about the day in the future, he asked a peerless fairy with affection: "Dare to ask how old the fairy is?"

The peerless fairy also looked at herself affectionately, and said shyly: "Brother, why do you ask people how old they are? They are still young, and they will be ...... a thousand years old this year." ”

"Wow——!" I want to vomit when I think about it, Xiao Lan's face turned pale, shook his head vigorously, and drove this terrible picture out of his mind, but he felt like a dream was shattered, and he originally dreamed of writing a romantic story with these beautiful fairies, but he was trampled on the soles of his feet by the cruel reality.

It hurt for a while, and the indignation in his chest was uneasy, and he couldn't help but cry out loudly: "It turns out that these beautiful fairies are all fake, they are all old demons and human spirits who have accumulated years, so I won't like these monsters who have cultivated for thousands of years!"

As soon as these words were shouted, the whole world suddenly became quiet, and the noisy Fang Market suddenly lost a trace of sound, Xiao Lan's body trembled, and he inexplicably felt a cold air lock on him, and when he opened his eyes, he was startled by the situation in front of him.

At this moment, I saw that everyone in the entire Fang City opened their mouths and looked at them blankly, especially those fairies, who seemed to have an incomparably cold air in their eyes like autumn water. The fairies, whether dignified or jumpy, gentle or hot, all looked at themselves with murderous aura at the moment.

"Oops, why did you shout out what was in your heart?" Xiao Lan's scalp was numb for a while, and he couldn't speak.

The leader of the Heavenly Soldiers opened his mouth to look at Xiao Lan, his intestines were full of remorse, and he thought that he had told him these things with his own mouth, and this bastard boy also shouted out openly, this is good, offended all the female cultivators in the entire Jiangfang City.

"Which, my brother still has something to do, so I'll take my leave first. Feeling the chill to the bone, the heavenly soldier hurriedly explained, and the wolf rushed to lead his brothers and walked away without a trace in a blink of an eye.

With him taking the lead, there was a burst of chickens and dogs jumping in the Fang City in an instant, and in a moment, except for a few male cultivators who accompanied the female companion and the new and old heavenly soldiers of the Tianhe Battalion, there was no other male cultivator in the entire Fang City.

Cao Peng looked around calmly and said, "Okay, let's go!" But it was like a fire burning his buttocks, and Zhu Dachang and the others hurriedly followed, leaving Xiao Lan there alone.

"Wait for me!" Xiao Lan, who was frightened, chased after him quickly, but everyone looked back at him and said neatly: "This brother, do we know each other?" made Xiao Lan almost squirt out a mouthful of old blood.

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, no, this little heavenly soldier is too funny!" At this moment, on the second floor of a shop facing the street, a girl in white was banging on the window railing vigorously, laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist.

A middle-aged man who looked like a housekeeper said helplessly: "Miss, you are everyone's lady, you must be a lady!"

The girl in white wiped her tears and smiled: "No, no, this little heavenly soldier is so fun, just call Chiying grandma, and now she has offended the female cultivators of the entire heavenly court, and even said that they are old demons who have accumulated years, and they laughed at me to death!"

The middle-aged man snorted coldly: "What's the fun? It's just a mean person with sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, and now that he has offended so many people, I'm afraid it won't end well." ”

When the girl heard this, she couldn't help but be a little worried: "Uncle Ding, if you help him, it would be a pity if such a fun little heavenly soldier died." ”

The middle-aged man named Uncle Ding turned dark and said, "Miss, the master asked us to come to Heaven to do business, how can I accompany you to mess around, if you delay the business, the master will blame." Besides, this kid has sharp teeth and sharp mouth, and he is also to blame, and he can't blame others. ”

"How can he have sharp teeth and sharp mouth?" the girl argued: "I think it is clear that what he said is the truth, these fairies in the heavenly court, all of them have eyes that grow to the sky, and they are all upsetting to see that we love to answer and ignore the twisted attitude, and it is annoying to look at it, they are all old demons who have accumulated years, and what are they pretending to be tender?"

The girl was angry with the fairy and couldn't help complaining.

"Oh, my little aunt and grandmother!" Hearing this, the middle-aged man hurriedly ran over to cover her mouth, but when he came to him, he didn't dare, so he had to stomp his feet and hurriedly said: "Little ancestor, don't talk nonsense about this kind of thing, it's going to die!"

The girl smiled slyly and said, "It's okay if you don't say it, as long as Uncle Ding goes to help that little heavenly soldier!"

The middle-aged man said with a bitter face: "Why should you help him if you are not related to him?"

"No matter, I just watch him have fun. The girl said coquettishly: "If you don't help, I'm going to go out to help him." ”

Uncle Ding said weakly when he heard this: "Okay, okay, I'll help, I'll help! I just ask my aunt and grandmother to stop making trouble, okay?"

"Okay, it's a deal!" said the girl, cheerfully.

The middle-aged man just sighed wordlessly, he really couldn't do anything about this little ancestor in the family, he looked at Xiao Lan with a sad face, thinking about how to help him.

At this time, Xiao Lan walked tremblingly in the market, both recruits and veterans avoided him from a distance like a plague god, for fear that this kid would provoke bad luck on him.

Every time Xiao Lan took a step, his heart beat violently, these gentle and beautiful fairies in the eyes of others were a different look in his eyes at this moment.

When his frightened gaze passed over the body of a fairy, the originally beautiful face suddenly became like the bark of a dead tree, with a large mouth like a hole, and a few yellow teeth in it, as ugly as it could be.

Xiao Lan was startled, and when his eyes moved, the crazy old face was gone, and in his eyes it was still a beautiful face with bright eyes and bright teeth.

Swallowing his saliva, his eyes inadvertently skimmed over a female cultivator, but he couldn't help but scream in fright: "Mom, a big centipede!"

"Oh, there's a female leopard here!"

"It's okay, it's okay, this nun looks normal. Xiao Lan finally saw a normal, but in a blink of an eye, the originally peaceful nun had a weird smile on her face, but her originally beautiful face turned into a skeleton, and what was even more terrifying was that a blood-red long tongue stretched out of her mouth and rolled towards her quickly.

"Mom!" Xiao Lan was so frightened that he jumped out of the way, but when he stood still, he found that the nun was still standing there calmly smiling at him, as if nothing had happened.

I heard these female cultivators laugh and say, "Giggles, this person is sick in the brain?"

"yes, okay, why scare yourself?"

"Looks like he's going to have to find someone to treat him. ”

Xiao Lan wanted to cry without tears, thinking that your heart is too dark, right? Didn't the master just say the wrong thing? This is to scare the master to death, no wonder the old saying is good, the most poisonous woman's heart, the master will not dare to offend these women again when he is killed in the future.

I simply closed my eyes and didn't look at these female cultivators, but at this time, there were bursts of creepy sounds in my ears, screams, screams, and ghost screams, as if I had fallen into the gloomy ghost at this moment, and I only felt that the yin wind was ghostly, so it didn't seep people.

"I don't look, I don't listen, what I see in front of me is false, and what I hear in my ears is hallucination, the master is not afraid, it's just some pink skeletons!"

Suddenly, a light lit up in the darkness in front of him, and a full moon with a hazy glow appeared in front of his eyes.

"No, how can there be a moon in this broad daylight? It's over, it's over, I must have fallen for the evil spells of those demon girls. Xiao Lan screamed in his heart.

But when he saw the shining moon getting closer and closer, a Buddha horn came, and someone blocked his way.

Xiao Lan opened his eyes and saw what the full moon was in front of him, it was clearly a bald head, but it was a little monk with a red face and white teeth standing in front of him, clasping his hands together and saying: "Amitabha, listening to what the donor said contains the truth, a word is flashy, and the donor must have Su Hui when he wants to come to the donor, and he should have a relationship with my Buddhism." ”

"Because of your size, didn't you see that Lao Tzu was frightened by these female goblins?" Xiao Lan scolded secretly, but unexpectedly found that with the appearance of this little monk, those female cultivators seemed to have restrained a lot, and one by one began to become gentle and generous, and couldn't help but be surprised, as if they had grasped a life-saving straw, and hurriedly said: "There is fate, there is fate!

The little monk said: "The poor monk Jin Chanzi has seen the donor!"